Dork Diaries OMG!: All About Me Diary!

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by Rachel Renée Russell

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  DECEMBER 15: Have you ever done something that you’ve regretted? What was it, and what lesson did you learn?

  NIKKI’S ANSWER: I toilet-papered MacKenzie’s house as a joke. But I learned that even a harmless prank can sometimes have serious consequences.

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  DECEMBER 16: What feels the coziest on a cold winter night: a fleece nightgown, fuzzy pj’s, or footie pajamas?

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  DECEMBER 17: “I’m always a nervous wreck whenever __________.”

  NIKKI’S ANSWER: Whenever we have a test in geometry !

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  DECEMBER 18: If you were invisible for a day, where would you go and what would you do?

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  DECEMBER 19: Who would you like to meet under the mistletoe?!

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  DECEMBER 20: If you could give yourself a brand-new (and very trendy) first and middle name, what would it be?

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  DECEMBER 21: When I want to get away from people and CHILLAX, I hide out in the janitor’s closet! Where is your secret hideout? Explain.

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  DECEMBER 22: Have you been good this year? If so, make a Christmas list to give to Santa! SQUEEE!!

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  DECEMBER 23: Many people celebrate a holiday around this time of year. What holiday do YOU and your family celebrate? Details, please.

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  DECEMBER 24: Santa needs your help! It’s Christmas Eve, and his nine reindeer have the flu! Give him a list of nine reindeer with silly names that can guide his sleigh tonight!

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  DECEMBER 25: MERRY CHRISTMAS! Chloe, Zoey, and I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! How has today been really special?

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  DECEMBER 26: What gift did you get that you totally didn’t expect? What was your favorite gift?

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  DECEMBER 27: A brand-new year is right around the corner! What’s your BEST memory of THIS year? Explain.

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  DECEMBER 28: You just stumbled upon some magic seeds! Once planted, a TREE will grow that produces an endless supply of any one thing you request. What grows on YOUR tree?

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  DECEMBER 29: YOU’RE making a diary just like MINE! SQUEEE! List five exciting things you plan to write about that would have me DYING to read it!

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  DECEMBER 30: Now think up a cool title for your diary and write it below!

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  DECEMBER 31: It’s New Year’s Eve! What are your plans to celebrate the new year?

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  OMG!! IT’S THE END OF THE YEAR!!

  But we have SO much more to talk about! Go back to the beginning of your diary to start an exciting new year. By the time you’ve filled up the entire book, you’ll have two years of awesome entries you’ll want to read over and over again.

  You can keep your OMG! All About Me Diary! all to yourself or share it with your BFFs. Who knows?! Maybe one day your diary will become a really popular book series! How cool would that be?!

  I really enjoyed YOUR answers to all of MY questions! Now, what question have YOU been dying to ask ME?!

  Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.)

  She has raised two daughters and lived to tell about it. Her hobbies include growing purple flowers and doing totally useless crafts (like, for example, making a microwave oven out of Popsicle sticks, glue, and glitter). Rachel lives in northern Virginia with a spoiled pet Yorkie who terrorizes her daily by climbing on top of a computer cabinet and pelting her with stuffed animals while she writes. And, yes, Rachel considers herself a total Dork.

  ALSO BY

  Rachel Renée Russell

  Dork Diaries:

  Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

  Dork Diaries 2:

  Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl

  Dork Diaries 3:

  Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star

  Dork Diaries 3½:

  How to Dork Your Diary

  Dork Diaries 4:

  Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess

  Dork Diaries 5:

  Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All

  Dork Diaries 6:

  Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker

  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real places are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  ALADDIN * An imprint of Simon & Schuster Children’s Publishing Division * 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020 * www.SimonandSchuster.com * First Aladdin hardcover edition October 2013 * Copyright © 2013 by Rachel Renée Russell * All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction in whole or in part in any form. * ALADDIN is a trademark of Simon & Schuster, Inc., and related logo is a registered trademark of Simon & Schuster, Inc. * The Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau can bring authors to your live event. For more information or to book an event contact the Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau at 1-866-248-3049 or visit our website at www.simonspeakers.com. * Series design by Lisa Vega * Book design by Jeanine Henderson * The text of this book was set in Skippy Sharp. * Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data * Russell, Rachel Renée, author, illustrator. * Dork diaries : OMG! All about me diary! / by Rachel Renée Russell. * p. cm. * 1. Diaries—Authorship—Juvenile literature. 2. Autobiography—Authorship—Juvenile literature. I. Title. II. Title: All about me diary! * PN4390.R866 2013 * 808.06’692—dc23 * 2013020049 * ISBN 978-1-4424-8771-0 * ISBN 978-1-4424-8772-7 (eBook)

  Contents

  Introduction

  January

  January 1

  January 2

  January 3

  January 4

  January 5

  January 6

 
January 7

  January 8

  January 9

  January 10

  January 11

  January 12

  January 13

  January 14

  January 15

  January 16

  January 17

  January 18

  January 19

  January 20

  January 21

  January 22

  January 23

  January 24

  January 25

  January 26

  January 27

  January 28

  January 29

  January 30

  January 31

  February

  February 1

  February 2

  February 3

  February 4

  February 5

  February 6

  February 7

  February 8

  February 9

  February 10

  February 11

  February 12

  February 13

  February 14

  February 15

  February 16

  February 17

  February 18

  February 19

  February 20

  February 21

  February 22

  February 23

  February 24

  February 25

  February 26

  February 27

  February 28

  February 29

  March

  March 1

  March 2

  March 3

  March 4

  March 5

  March 6

  March 7

  March 8

  March 9

  March 10

  March 11

  March 12

  March 13

  March 14

  March 15

  March 16

  March 17

  March 18

  March 19

  March 20

  March 21

  March 22

  March 23

  March 24

  March 25

  March 26

  March 27

  March 28

  March 29

  March 30

  March 31

  April

  April 1

  April 2

  April 3

  April 4

  April 5

  April 6

  April 7

  April 8

  April 9

  April 10

  April 11

  April 12

  April 13

  April 14

  April 15

  April 16

  April 17

  April 18

  April 19

  April 20

  April 21

  April 22

  April 23

  April 24

  April 25

  April 26

  April 27

  April 28

  April 29

  April 30

  May

  May 1

  May 2

  May 3

  May 4

  May 5

  May 6

  May 7

  May 8

  May 9

  May 10

  May 11

  May 12

  May 13

  May 14

  May 15

  May 16

  May 17

  May 18

  May 19

  May 20

  May 21

  May 22

  May 23

  May 24

  May 25

  May 26

  May 27

  May 28

  May 29

  May 30

  May 31

  June

  June 1

  June 2

  June 3

  June 4

  June 5

  June 6

  June 7

  June 8

  June 9

  June 10

  June 11

  June 12

  June 13

  June 14

  June 15

  June 16

  June 17

  June 18

  June 19

  June 20

  June 21

  June 22

  June 23

  June 24

  June 25

  June 26

  June 27

  June 28

  June 29

  June 30

  July

  July 1

  July 2

  July 3

  July 4

  July 5

  July 6

  July 7

  July 8

  July 9

  July 10

  July 11

  July 12

  July 13

  July 14

  July 15

  July 16

  July 17

  July 18

  July 19

  July 20

  July 21

  July 22

  July 23

  July 24

  July 25

  July 26

  July 27

  July 28

  July 29

  July 30

  July 31

  August

  August 1

  August 2

  August 3

  August 4

  August 5

  August 6

  August 7

  August 8

  August 9

  August 10

  August 11

  August 12

  August 13

  August 14

  August 15

  August 16

  August 17

  August 18

  August 19

  August 20

  August 21

  August 22

  August 23

  August 24

  August 25

  August 26

  August 27

  August 28

  August 29

  August 30

  August 31

  September

  September 1

  September 2

  September 3

  September 4

  September 5

  September 6

  September 7

  September 8

  September 9

  September 10

  September 11

  September 12

  September 13

  September 14

  September 15

  September 16

  September 17

  September 18

  September 19

  September 20

  September 21

  September 22

  September 23

  September 24

  September 25

  September 26

  September 27

  September 28

  September 29

  September 30

  October

  October 1

  October 2

  October 3

  October 4

  October 5

  October 6

  October 7

  October 8

  October 9

  October 10

  October 11

  October 12

  October 13

  October 14

  October 15

  October 16

  October 17

  October 18

  October 19

  October 20

  October 21

  October 22

  October 23

  October 24

  October 25

  October 26

  October 27

  October 28

  October 29

  October 30

  October 31

  November

  November 1

  November 2

  November 3

  November 4

  November 5

  November 6

  November 7

  November 8


  November 9

  November 10

  November 11

  November 12

  November 13

  November 14

  November 15

  November 16

  November 17

  November 18

  November 19

  November 20

  November 21

  November 22

  November 23

  November 24

  November 25

  November 26

  November 27

  November 28

  November 29

  November 30

  December

  December 1

  December 2

  December 3

  December 4

  December 5

  December 6

  December 7

  December 8

  December 9

  December 10

  December 11

  December 12

  December 13

 

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