by Unknown
"Guh-guh-guh-guh!" he utters. His knees areknocking.
"This gonna feel real good fer ya," you promise him and pick up an old knife. "Best part is she's still alive." You slide the knife-blade in and out of the hole quickly. "Now, baby! Come on! Git'cher peter in there quick so's it's in her 'fore she dies!" and then you guide his hulking form over, take his atrocious erection in your hand, and help him slide it in.
"Theeeeeeere ya go, baby. Theeeeeere ya go..."
Instinct takes over when his huge hands vise Linette's head—
And he begins to hump.
The most indescribable sounds escape Blubber's throat.
"Yeah, Blubber, that's it," you urge. "Just you go ahead and hump that dirty girl's head..."
Linette's eyes widen with each stroke. Her belly's sucked in. Every muscle in her body tenses up. Then she falls limp.
pap-pap-pap, comes the sound of Blubber's coitus.
You stare at your daughter's gagged face as she goes from dying to dead.
"That feel good, Blubber? Huh? You like that?"
"Gyuh-gyuh-gyuh-gyuh-gyesss!" he snorts.
"Well you just go on now'n have yerself a nice cum right in there..."
Blubber's huge hips locomote faster, then his spine jerks backward, and he hollers in a meld of grunts, snorts, and gibbers. Then—
THUNK!
—he falls on the floor, his orgasm having been so intense, his knees had gone out. The impact of his obese body to the wood floor cause several pictures to fall off the wall.
"There ya go, Blubber! You'se a real man now, now that you've finally gotten yer peter off proper in a gal."
He mewls, curled up in the most grotesque mockery of the fetal position, blindly fondling his spent penis. Your smile veers from Blubber to Linette. She's sidled over in her bonds now. Her eyes stare upward at nothing. Then she releases a death-rattle.
You tilt her head down a bit. It's fascinating to watch the ropy mixture of blood and sperm ooze out of the hole.
With some difficulty, you help Blubber stand back up and re-fasten his overalls.
"Blubber, I hope ya understand that by fuckin' my daughter in the head as ya did, ya sort'a helped her redeem herself from the error of her ways, so's I thank you."
The retarded boy stands mute, dizzy.
"I bet that felt real good, huh? Bet it were the best nut ya ever had. Am I right?"
He nods slowly, still dazed, his hand still pawing blindly at his crotch. A long string of saliva rolls off his depending lower lip.
"And you'll remember it fer the rest'ayer life." You place your hands on his shoulders and guide him toward the dresser. "But it's all over now, so's we gotta finish up."
More drool spills as he nods.
You slip your rucksack on. "All right, pick her up now'n foller me."
You lead the way out of the house as Blubber hulks behind with Linette's agog corpse in his arms. It is deep into the woods that your next plight takes you. Sunlight streams through gaps in heavy branches; an owl hoots.
"Hey, there, Mr. Owl!"
You trod several hundred yards amid the forest until you come to the result of your previous task. Yes, this is where you really were when Noot believed you to be at Dory Ann's. You'd been out here, in fact, for hours this morning, with Blubber.
You look down and, again, smile.
You're looking at the hole, the very deep hole that Blubber had dug for you.
"Okay, Blubber, just throw her in'n bury her, then yer done till tonight."
But Blubber's eyes beseech you; his head tilts and he jiggles up and down in an agitated frenzy. "Pun-puh-puh-puh-leeeeeeeese!"
"Aw, I'se sorry, Blubber, I weren't thinkin'. You wanna fuck Linette's head some more first?"
He jiggles more intently, while the corpse in his arms jiggles along with him. "Gyuh-gyuh-gyesss!"
"Well then just you go right ahead," but you point a stern finger, "so long as ya bury her 'fore sundown, okay?"
The misfit squeals in glee as he nods vigorously and—
FLUMP!
—drops the dead body on the ground. His overalls are down and he's on his knees in a single second, and a second after that... He's desperately humping the hole in Linette's head.
pap-pap-pap-pap-pap!
His vocal delight sounds like, "Eeeeeeee! Eeeeeeee!" something akin to a squealing sow.
Boys will be boys, you think. "'Member ta bury her after, right, Blubber?"
Mewling, he nods.
"Then meet me back the house tonight."
pap-pap-pap-pap-pap!
Horny as that poor boy is? you muse. He'll likely fuck Linette's head half a dozen more times 'fore he gits tuckered out. Then you turn.
You smile.
You begin to walk.
***
Westmore thought, Thank God! when he spotted the unlikely Best Buy. He wasn't even sure, but he thought he was in the town of Pulaski, Virginia, after the long rental-car drive from D.C. Spring turning to summer had brought an untimely heat, which he noticed with a frown after he'd parked the car and got out. Just as he closed the door, however, an unbidden impulse drew his glance to the windshield. Oh, fuck, that's not a bee, is it? he thought of the corpulent insect he now saw scrabbling. Westmore was allergic to bee stings. But when he looked closer, the insect turned out to be a mere fly, albeit, one of those big, hairy blue-bottle kind. Fuck it, I'll swat it when I'm done inside.
The big store's doors parted at his approach and seemed to suck him into its expanse of welcome cool air. He needed a simple flash-drive, and was amazed to find the leap in technology from his last one. What he purchased was less than twenty dollars and boasted fifty times the storage space. He dawdled some, an excuse to relish the air-conditioning, then made his purchase, and went back out.
Nondescript I guess you'd call this town. He remained out front, smoking. The town seemed sedate and full of ordinary people who said hello when they passed. Traffic traversed without a single honk, shout, or middle finger. No rat-race here. Yeah, I'm a long way from D.C.
A brisk snapping sound turned his head. How curious. Marching across the sun-baked lot was a tall, shoddily attired woman with lank black hair and a beaming smile. She looked weathered yet healthy simultaneously. Flip-flops snapped asphalt as her long, sturdy legs propelled her toward the store. Westmore tried not to peer too overtly, but the closer she got, the harder it was. A faded-blue smock was all that covered her physique, which itself seemed exotically feminine while also robust and honed by hard work. A redneck, Westmore presumed, but a real one. One from the boondocks.
She was walking straight toward him.
"Howdy!" came a spirited greeting that was higher-pitched than he would've thought. That weatheredness blended with her curves made her age impossible to discern. She stopped and grinned right at Westmore.
"This here the 'lectric store?"
Westmore found the hillbilly accent fascinating. "Electronics store, yes. TV's, computers, stereos, stuff like that."
She sighed, then her smile turned frustrated. "Gosh, I come all this way'n now here I am, feelin' like a perfect ninny."
Westmore laughed. "Why do you say that?" but as he addressed her, his eyes kept dragging to her bosom—quite an ample bosom. The smock's going-threadbare fabric made no secret that, one, she wore no bra and, two, her nipples were over two inches wide. He even got a ghost of a sexual twinge when a momentary glance downward revealed the shadow of a formidable pubic tuft.
"Oh, hail, I ain't never been in a store like this, and don't know nothin' 'bout it." Then she caught herself. "Dang, I'se sorry! My name's Easter!" and she extended her hand.
"Hi, Easter, I'm Westmore," but as he shook her hand, he found another twinging dichotomy. The hand was hot and moist, its palm callused from labor, yet the top graceful, elegant, alabaster-white. Eventually, he asked, "So, I presume you need something in the store?"
"Oh, yeah, wh
at I need is, I need a tape recorder. I think they'se called cassettes."
"They probably still have them."
She peered, concerned. "What'cha mean—still?"
"Cassette recorders are kind of antiquated these days. Everything's digital. Ipods, music downloads, digital Walkmans..."
"Aw, my. I just don't know from such things. I'se from the hills, as ya could probably guess." Now her look showed utter confusion. "Why, Westmore, if'n I cain't get me a tape recorder, I'm in a fix."
"It has to be a cassette?" he asked, incredulous.
"Well, I don't rightly know. Just sumpin' that'll record a li'l bit of talking."
Westmore struggled against his captivation. Sweat sheened her cleavage like a glaze of honey, and the ghosts of her nipples were flat-out killing him. He thought of something a writer might think. This woman is...unrepresentatively attractive. From his breast pocket he removed his memo-corder. "Maybe something like this will do," and he held the cellphone-sized device up. "It's just a little thing for reminders."
"Re-mind-ers?"
"See, when you want to record, you just press this little red button and talk"—he held it closer to her face. "Say something, Easter."
She stared, cogs churning. "Uh, uh, well, um—hi! My name's Easter!"
"All right. When you're done recording what you want, you let go of the little red button, and when you want to play it back, you press the bigger black button that says play," and then he did it.
The memo-corder issued: "Uh, uh, well, um—hi! My name's Easter!"
Easter squealed as if she'd just witnessed a superior magic trick, and when she did so, she lifted herself off her heels in delight. It was Westmore's delight, too, to see the way her breasts bounced from the action. Holy SHIT. This hayseed is ADORABLE.
"That li'l machine there is just what I need," she giggled. "You reckon they have one just like it in the store?"
"I'm sure they do—"
"Oh-oh, and"—she reached awkwardly behind her, leaning over slightly. That's when Westmore noticed a very old rucksack on her back. But he could've wilted because as she'd leaned, he caught a raving glimpse of her bare breasts and edges of dark, pink-mocha nipples. Oh, man...
She'd extracted a fold of disarranged bills. "Do you reckon fifty-six dollars is enough ta buy me one?"
Westmore laughed. "They're way cheaper than that, Easter. Maybe ten bucks including batteries," but then he just shrugged. What the hell? "Save your money. You can have this one."
"Oh, I simply couldn't?'
"No, take it. I have lots of these things." He urged it toward her, and with a long hesitation, she took it.
"Well I just cain't thank you enough!" she exclaimed. "But lemme pay ya..."
"No. Just take it. Believe me, Easter. I'll bet I have three more just in the car."
She stared amazed at the simple little device. "My goodness, what a nice man you are, Westmore. And now I don't even have ta go inta this store, where I'd likely as not make a blammed fool'a myself. Thank you very much!"
"You're quite welcome."
Her eyes radiated at him. "At least let me buy ya a coffee."
Westmore's senses seemed to fuse. You've got the hots for her, you idiot. Don't do it!
"Sure," he said.
***
They sat outside at the Starbucks right across the street, Westmore with half of a ludicrous erection in his pants. The day's heat demanded iced-coffees, and more of Westmore's lust-tainted fascination itched at him as he watched her suck individual ice cubes as though they were ambrosial.
"This is so good," she twanged. "We don't hardly never get ice."
We, came his despondent thought, and then he cast a verifying glance at her ring finger. She's married. But what the hell could he be thinking?
"If'n we want it, we gots ta go ta Hull's and buy it by the bag. Hull's is the general store, not a mile from where we live."
He asked the ordinate question before thinking. "You mean you don't have a refrigerator or freezer?"
"Oh, goodness, no," she replied, amused. "Hillfolk don't have need fer such modern things. We smoke our meat, jar our fruit'n vegetables, pickle whatnot, and don't hardly never have ta spend cash money at the store."
"I guess there's a lot to be said for that," he suggested, and semi-longed for a simpler life. But it was her body he longed for more. The lambent white skin of her face, her cleavage and her bare shoulders—it all coalesced to something like an aura. Now the sweat misting on her bosom made her breasts and nipples even more apparent.
"'N'fact, just yesterday we'se smoked some muskrat'n squirrel. My husband, Noot, he built the smokehouse."
"That's quite an art." He paused. "But...you don't have electricity?"
"Oh, shore, when we'se need it, which ain't much." Her elegant fingers picked up a plastic card advertising a plethora of lattes and frappes to fan herself. "We gots a wood-gas generator ta watch the old TV sometimes, or when my husband Noot need ta run his tools."
"A wood-gas generator?"
"Ain't never heard of "em?" Each stroke of the make-shift fan caused black tendrils of hair to puff as she leaned back in the chair with her legs crossed, A flip-flop hung off the foot of her crossed leg; she wagged it back and forth. "Noot built it hisself from my Grandpop's 'nstructions. He just take a old hot water-heater, then put two more littler metal drums in it, which ya fix with copper tubing'n set over a wood fire, but first ya fill that heater full up with wood chips'n seal the lid. Instead'a burnin', the heat turn the wood chips inta gas, and then through the tubes the gas go to a little pull-motor which runs the generator. S'how folks droved their cars in the War, Grandpop Orne say, 'cos they had somethin' back then calt gas rationing."
World War II, Westmore guessed. "That's fascinating," he said, but thought, YOU'RE fascinating... "Modernity definitely makes people"—he chuckled— "especially people like me, take things for granted." But, next, he nearly moaned aloud when she plucked a single cube from her drink and daintily glided it over the hollow of her throat, then...lower.
"This ice just feel so dandy on a day hot as this. See, it don't get too hot where's we live on account'a the shade from all the trees..."
Westmore stalled, watching the ice-water trickle down her cleavage in shining rivulets. Is she trying to seduce me? GOD, I hope so, but he knew it was folly. She was just a simple woman from a simple life.
"But tell me sumpin', Westmore, if'n a'course, ya don't mind my askin'." She picked up the memo-corder and smiled at it. "You say you have a bunch'a these machines, but...why?"
"For my job." The ice cube had melted away, leaving her upper bosom gleaming. "In case I think of something when it's not convenient to write it down, I just whip out the memo-corder and say whatever it is I'd thought of. I'm a writer."
Her brows rose. "A writer? Like...a book writer?"
"Yeah," he answered rather sheepishly. "Get ready to laugh, but I write non-fiction books about...haunted houses."
She sat up straighten keen on what he'd said. "Ya don't say? Why...I never met a book writer before!"
"It's no big deal. I got lucky, had a bestseller several years ago"—he chuckled once more—"called The Hildreth House of Horrors. It was about a mansion in Florida supposedly haunted. It did well, so now my publisher wants the same sort of stuff, Amityville for the new millennium, my editor said."
She squinted, still fanning. "I don't know no Amityville, but I once knew a gal named Amity, Amity Pierce...but she die, poor thing, from drinkin' bad moonshine. Evil stuff, that 'shine. Lotta folks swear it was Amity's husband, Delany, who put sumpin' in it so's ta kill her—varnish, maybe. See, Delany had his-self a lover on the side, and, well"—she leaned over and whispered—"his lover? It were a fella, not a gal."
Westmore could summon no response.
"But there's more'n a peck of bad houses 'round here," she went on. Her eyes found his, and her smile sharpened. "You believe in such thing
s? Ghosts'n such?" Westmore might've blushed. "Let me just say that I don't disbelieve anything that hasn't been confuted by my own eyes."
She laughed. "Well that's a fancy way'a puttin' it!"
