Hetta Coffey is a woman with a yacht, and she’s not afraid to use it.
A self-employed engineering consultant with a penchant for taking on oddball—read: shady—projects, Hetta has a way of attracting trouble.
With her floating home dry-docked for repairs in Mexico, Hetta needs a place to live, and a job to pay the boatyard. Landing a project at a mining operation not far from her boat, Hetta finds herself on the tumultuous Arizona/Mexico border, where all hell is breaking loose—even before she gets there
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT JUST DESERTS AND HETTA COFFEY
Needing cash to get her beloved boat's bottom fixed, Hetta takes a new job at a copper mine close to the Arizona border in Cananea, Mexico. In Hetta’s words, “And, presto chango, I was off on another adventure, and this time with a regular old, probably boring job where I couldn’t get into any trouble. I heard wings flapping and a pig flew by.”
If you’ve read her other Hetta Coffey books you too will laugh at the pig as he flies by because you know Hetta will soon be neck deep in trouble. Sure enough, Mexican bad guys, International smugglers, a semi-domesticated coyote, a not so domesticated bad-boy who goes by the name of Nacho, some home-grown American terrorists, a love life that threatens, and friends and family who begin to show up, threatening her sanity. It’s enough to drive a girl to drink.
There’s enough humor to keep you laughing through the book, and enough mystery to keep you turning the pages. Regardless, I guarantee, you won’t be bored.—RP Dahlke, The Dead Red and Sailing mysteries.
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For anyone who has not read any of Jinx Schwartz novels, you are missing a masterful storyteller who tells a memorable and enjoyable tale.
JUST DESERTS is the fourth novel in this Hetta Coffey series by author, Jinx Schwarz. She also wrote an outstanding young adult novel, LAND OF MOUNTAINS, which was based on her own life growing up in Haiti.—Teri A. Davis
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Jinx Schwartz makes me laugh. Hetta Coffey books are feel-good reads. We know we're in for it when she observes, "I was off on another adventure, and this time with a regular old, probably boring job where I couldn't get into any trouble." Trouble in the mines? Nah. So what's with smugglers, drugs, dirty bombs and terrorists, and what do they have to do with boredom? To say nothing of flying pigs. That's not all. Boat troubles and love troubles jazz up the mystery. This fourth in the series is highly recommended for pure enjoyment.—EGF "Book Nut"
Just Deserts
Published by Jinx Schwartz
Copyright © 2011 Jinx Schwartz
Book 4: The Hetta Coffey Series
All rights reserved.
Second edition print publication Jinx Schwartz 2013
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BOOKS BY JINX SCHWARTZ
www.jinxschwartz.com
The Hetta Coffey Series
Just Add Water (Book1) EPPIE AWARD, Best Mystery
Just Add Salt (Book 2)
Just Add Trouble (Book 3) EPIC AWARD FINALIST
Just Deserts (Book 4)
Just the Pits (Book 5)
Other Books
The Texicans
Troubled Sea
Land of Mountains
(Finalist EPIC AWARD, Best YA)
Just Deserts
by
Jinx Schwartz
Acknowledgments
Thanks once again to my first line of defense, editor Holly Whitman, for her sharp red pencil and keen eye, and Candi Keeney for her input. As always, I owe much to the guy who puts up with this writing thing, my husband, Bob "Mad Dog" Schwartz.
Dedication
In loving memory of my cousin, Clemmie Sue Maul.
As her daughter, Misty Toomey, wrote: She was a little woman with a big heart. A ninth generation Texan, Clemmie was born September 22, 1952 to Beuford Lemoyne and Al Marie Maul in New Braunfels, Texas. Although she was a free spirit, she lived most of her life in the same house she was born in. She was a loyal and hard worker. Marriage was not her strength, but friendship was. She always said that her two girls were her greatest accomplishments in life. She loved fishing, classic cars, live music, campfires, friends and family.
I was so depressed last night I called one of those suicide hot lines.
I reached a call center in Pakistan.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.—Anonymous on the Internet
Just Deserts
Desert: Pronounced dessert; what you justly deserve. “Upon a pillory-that all the world may see, A just desert for such impiety.”—Warning Faire Women, 1599
Prologue
Safiyya removed her prayer rug and a water bottle from her rucksack. Then, in preparation for her morning prayer, she washed her face, head, hands, forearms, and feet in the icy water. Checking her compass, she faced Mecca and performed the first of the required five daily salats. For her, though, it might be her last. She would be living with the enemy, and must avoid detection, but her handler had assured her God forgave, for her intent was pure.
Ablution and prayer completed, she returned to her perch. Soon, a fine mist blanketing the fertile valley below yielded to the sun’s rays. Rooster crows, dog barks, the smell of cookfires, and human voices wafted upward. She trained her powerful binoculars on a group of workers laughing and chatting as they headed for a day in the fields. Even during winter months, farmers had work to do.
A stream, running clear and low this dry time of the year, meandered through the valley. Come summer, though, southwest monsoon winds carried rains that swelled the river into a muddy rampage, trapping villagers between crossings for days at a time. It is these storms, however inconvenient, that pump life into what would otherwise be a barren, sunburnt valley.
The sun’s warmth granted some small relief from yet another miserably cold night spent on surveillance. For almost three weeks she’d kept vigilance day and night. Every few days a runner brought provisions, but otherwise she was alone. She’d had little sleep, for if anything or anyone moved, day or night, she was instantly alert. Her notes grew as trucks groaned and bounced up and down the mountainside from the main road, people walked and rode to work, meals were served, laundry hung out to dry, equipment rolled in and out of hangers and barns. Every action went into her book, one she must soon burn.
She sketched people, noting their habits. This information was to be shared with others at the camp, even though she instinctively disliked these men. They were, after all, of the same class as those who tormented her people, and they remained infidels. However, she needed them for her mission so she would do as told.
A fat tractor driver smoked hand-rolled cigarettes and occasionally nipped from a bottle hidden under his seat.
At eleven each morning a cook threw scraps to four patiently waiting dogs. No matter what else was going on those dogs gathered by the kitchen door like clockwork. No wonder in that, thought Safiyya, the curs eat better than many of my own people.
Horsemen rode fence lines every Monday, checking for breaks and rounding up stray cattle.
Saturdays, around one, the workweek came to an end and many people drifted down the hill, in groups or alone, to shop, or perhaps visit friends and relatives in the nearby village. Some rode
horses, some walked, a few drove battered cars or pickups.
She’d easily picked out her target from the description given her. Unfortunately, this individual rarely left the premises, and spent most hours of the day in what she knew to be an office building. Inconvenient to her mission, but Safiyya had figured a way to solve the problem. Even people with seemingly few habits always had at least one.
Snapping off a few last photos, she took pride in the mastery of such a sophisticated camera. Because of her humble beginnings and lack of education, her training on this and so much other high-tech equipment had been slow, but the teachers were quick to praise her sharp mind and dedication to Jihad.
They were also pleased with her chosen appellation: Safiyya. It was a fitting name for a martyr, as Safiyya was Muhammad’s aunt who saved Muslims from destruction in the battle of the Trench when she heroically used a pole to kill a Jewish spy.
Accepting Muhammad as her only God, Safiyya now knew the enemy, and would have the satisfaction of avenging the loss of her once proud heritage. It was finally all so clear, thanks to her new family of believers. She would fight so that her people would never again be forced from the sidewalk into the street when meeting a light-skinned person. Her dark skin and small stature, which had once relegated her to near animal status, was now a blessing for her mission; the despised enemy simply ignored her. Her class, her caste really, made her a non-person, no more noticeable than a stray mongrel foraging for scraps at their feet.
A hot wave of hatred surged through her body, warming her. She smiled, shimmied back behind a boulder, pulled a colorful scarf over her head, and headed for the main road, back to base camp. Her stakeout complete, she must prepare for the next step.
With her Glock18 and camera tucked out of sight in her back satchel, she sauntered from a path onto the pavement. Even walking alongside a main highway in broad daylight, Safiyya was as good as invisible.
A truckload of soldiers rumbled past, never giving her a second glance.
She ducked her head, hiding another smile; she was probably better armed and trained than any one of them.
A pickup sped by, purposely passing close enough to force her from the pavement, but skidded to a stop a few yards ahead. She made no move toward the truck, for she knew they had not stopped to give her a ride, but the five men walking ahead of her. The men vaulted over the tailgate and the truck sped away, leaving her to plod along in a cloud of red dust.
Insolent infidels.
Within ten minutes her own ride arrived. She lay in the back seat, covered by a blanket, until thirty minutes later when they left the asphalt and bumped onto a dirt road to their training stronghold. Only then did she sit up and relax, looking forward to the company of her fellow Jihadists, others whose spiritual fire and purpose matched her own.
Oh, she knew liberation of her own people would not come in her lifetime, as she was soon destined for imminent glory in the name of God. Her reward would be with Him, but only after striking the infidels where they least expected it.
When the dinner bell rang, she headed for a small mess hall reserved for her faith. Unlike in the main dining room, a Muslim cook insured that the tortillas were lard free, and the refried beans contained no pork. On her way she whispered lines from the surah known as Al-Anfal, or the Spoils of War: “Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into the enemy of Allah and your enemy.”
The steed of war carrying her to glory will be mighty and satisfyingly devastating. The enemy shall feel her wrath, and reap their oh-so-just deserts.
Chapter 1
San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico
Dry dock.
High and dry.
On the hard.
All nautical terms for a vessel out of the water, which is where both Raymond Johnson and I were destined after Mario, the guy who takes care of my boat, surfaced.
He hauled himself onto the dock, pushed back his dive mask and said, “You have bleesters, Café,” using the Spanish word for my last name, Coffey. Most Mexicans prefer the nickname, as attempting to wrap their mouths around my first name, Hetta, is difficult, and comes out sounding something like I-ate-ta.
“Bleesters,” he repeated, “you have them on you bottom.”
“Beg your pardon?” As far as I knew this handsome young Mexican had no knowledge of my bottom, but then I had been tippling a tad intemperately of late.
Another boater joined me on the dock and overheard Mario. He pulled a face, shook his head and spat, “Blisters,” like an expletive. “Bummer. Looks like you’re headed for the hard.”
I took a slug of iced tea, which needed something. Like, say, rum.
“Hard should be my middle name, Russ,” I whined, hating myself for it. I’d been on a three-week downer after Jenks Jenkins, my long distance sig-other, returned to his job in the Middle East, leaving me on my boat in San Carlos, Mexico, all alone.
Not that I don’t like San Carlos. As a matter of fact, the combination of the Sonoran Desert and the Sea of Cortez, both the Baja and mainland sides, appeal to my fascination for desert islands such as Mykonos and Aruba. When fronted by turquoise waters, an otherwise barren landscape of volcanic rock, sand, and cactus take on a surreal quality I equate to boating on the moon. I guess you could say I’m a desert rat, when said desert is surrounded by water.
I’d grown to love the Sea of Cortez, but being left alone, once again, made me cranky. Of course, that was nothing new, either. I’ve been solo, and cranky, most of my adult life, but too busy working to think much about my aloneness, or maybe I’d simply convinced myself that, with my crappy track record where men are concerned, I was better off as a loner.
Then I met Jenks and all that changed, but now he was gone, off to Kuwait to finish up a project, and I was once more on my own. Nothing to do but throw myself a pity party nonpareil.
I knew I shoulda gotten another dog instead of a boyfriend.
“Hetta, are you all right? You don’t, uh, seem yourself lately,” Russ ventured, albeit gingerly. He’d only known me a few months, since I’d rented a slip in Marina Real. Up until recently I’d been on my game, which isn’t always a good thing, but at least it’s eventful rather than plain pathetic.
“Hey, just because the federales haven’t been around for a few weeks doesn’t mean I’m not having any fun,” I growled.
He grinned. “It has been blessedly quiet in this part of the Sea of Cortez. No bodies, no kidnappings. You must be losing your touch.”
“Oh, hush and explain to me why I’m headed for the hard. Is this some kind of stupid intervention attempt? Should I expect the guys from rehab to show up, maybe even Doctor Phil?”
Russ—Mad Russ to his friends—threw his hands into defense mode. “Whoa, there. Someone got up on the wrong side of her bunk this morning.” He moved behind the dock box, in case I moved to shove him into the water.
Mario, on the other hand, sat tight, grinned, and sluiced fresh water over his face from a water hose. He finds it amusing when I get my dander up, so long as he’s not the danderee.
“Did I hear the B-word?” another sailor, Smith, asked. He and Maggie, his sweet-faced West Highland terrier, and her buddy, Marina the ex-dock dog, were returning from their morning constitutional.
I scooped the terrier into my arms and scratched her ears. “Baby dog, they are calling me names. You wanna bite ‘em for me?” Maggie wiggled and licked my nose.
“Not you, Hetta, although I have heard folks use another B-word in conjunction with your name. B, as in blisters, is what I meant.”
Russ scrunched up his well-tanned face and narrowed his blue eyes in concentration. In his fifties and sporting a graying ponytail, he assumed a stance that had probably served him well as the college professor he’d been before dropping out to cruise. “Water gets past your gelcoat, which is a combination of resin and pigment that makes the boat look all smooth and shiny. Plain old fiberglass ain’t cute.”<
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My boat’s seemingly seamless, shiny, gelcoat looked fine to me. “Gets past? How?”
Smith, also fiftyish, wore shorts, tee shirt and flip-flops. He pushed back his battered hat to reveal longish hair that might have once been red, but now looked almost pink. Both men, dressed in the uniform of a cruiser, were single-handing their sailboats in search of adventure and, if they got lucky, women. Adventure is easily available in the Mexican cruising world, but single women are rare. As far as I knew, I was the only woman on her own boat in the entire Sea of Cortez.
“Well, Hetta,” Smith said, “that’s a very good question. How do blisters happen? There are tons of theories out there, but it’s probably a microscopic hole in your gelcoat, unseen by we humans, but sneaky little water molecules find them. They enter the hull, mix with the chemicals used in the manufacture of fiberglass, and morph into an acid composed of larger molecules.”
“Acid?” I shrilled. “Acid eats stuff.”
Mad Russ let loose a Hollywood horror film maniacal laugh and bent into an Igor-like stance. “Eats stuff? Why, yes my dear, and your lovely boat may be the next to die.”
Funny, yes, but this was no time for antics. “Russ, get on with it.”
“Oh, okay. You are much more fun when you’re drinking, you know. Here’s what happens. The larger molecules are trapped under the gelcoat, can’t find their way out. Pressure builds and forces the gelcoat to separate from the fiberglass, forming a bump, or blister. If the blister breaks while the boat is in the water, you got a hole that allows for greater water intrusion into the fiberglass laminate, and the blistering process spreads to deeper levels. Enough to shiver the timbers of any skipper.”
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