Praise for the Davis Way Crime Caper Series
DOUBLE MINT (#4)
“Seriously funny, wickedly entertaining. Davis gets me every time.”
– Janet Evanovich
“As impressive as the amount of sheer fun and humor involved are the details concerning casino security, counterfeiting, and cons. The author never fails to entertain with the amount of laughs, action, and intrigue she loads into this immensely fun series.”
– Kings River Life Magazine
“Davis has made her Way in this delightfully entertaining tour de force. The author’s descriptive and creative narrative pulled me in immediately in this fun-filled and action-packed drama that quickly became a page-turner as I could not put this book down until the last sentence was read.”
– Dru’s Book Musings
DOUBLE STRIKE (#3)
“Double Strike is special—funny, unique, and I love Davis.”
– Janet Evanovich
“Fasten your seat belts: Davis Way, the superspy of Southern casino gambling, is back (after Double Dip) for her third wild caper.”
– Publishers Weekly
“It reads fast, gives you lots of sunny moments and if you are a part of the current social media movement, this will appeal to you even more. I know #ItDoesForMe.”
– Mystery Sequels
DOUBLE DIP (#2)
“A smart, snappy writer who hits your funny bone!”
– Janet Evanovich
“Archer’s bright and silly humor makes this a pleasure to read. Fans of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum will absolutely adore Davis Way and her many mishaps.”
– RT Book Reviews
“Slot tournament season at the Bellissimo Resort and Casino in Biloxi, Miss., provides the backdrop for Archer’s enjoyable sequel to Double Whammy...Credible characters and plenty of Gulf Coast local color help make this a winner.”
– Publishers Weekly
“Hilarious, action-packed, with a touch of home-sweet-home and a ton of glitz and glam. I’m booking my next vacation at the Bellissimo!”
– Susan M. Boyer,
USA Today Bestselling Author of Lowcountry Bordello
DOUBLE WHAMMY (#1)
“Funny & wonderful & human. It gets the Stephanie Plum seal of approval.”
– Janet Evanovich
“Filled with humor and fresh, endearing characters. It’s that rarest of books: a beautifully written page-turner. It’s a winner!”
– Michael Lee West,
Author of Gone With a Handsomer Man
“Archer navigates a satisfyingly complex plot and injects plenty of humor as she goes….a winning hand for fans of Janet Evanovich.”
– Library Journal
Books in the Davis Way Crime Caper Series
by Gretchen Archer
DOUBLE WHAMMY (#1)
DOUBLE DIP (#2)
DOUBLE STRIKE (#3)
DOUBLE MINT (#4)
DOUBLE KNOT (#5)
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Copyright
DOUBLE KNOT
A Davis Way Crime Caper
Part of the Henery Press Mystery Collection
First Edition | April 2016
Henery Press
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All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever, including Internet usage, without written permission from Henery Press, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.
Copyright © 2016 by Gretchen Archer
Author photograph by Garrett Nudd
This is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Trade Paperback ISBN-13: 978-1-63511-029-6
Digital epub ISBN-13: 978-1-63511-030-2
Kindle ISBN-13: 978-1-63511-031-9
Hardcover Paperback ISBN-13: 978-1-63511-032-6
Printed in the United States of America
Dedication
For my sister; she’s the best.
Not for my brother; he knows why.
(Our Madame Alexander dolls? Ring a bell?)
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Thank you, always, Deke Castleman. You too, Stephany Evans. Thanks Laura Henley, Claire McKinney, Larissa Ackerman, Tiffany Yates Martin. And we wouldn’t be here if not for the efforts of Art Molinares and Kendel Lynn. Thank you, Art. Thank you, Kendel.
ONE
Probability anchored a half mile out into the Mississippi Sound just west of Cat Island at midnight on the last Friday in March. From the shore, from barges, and from the roof of the Bellissimo Resort and Casino in Biloxi, crews from ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox News, BBCA, Travel Channel, MSNBC, CNN, and Yahoo! News lit up the bandwidths broadcasting the event.
It was as if a spaceship had landed.
A masterpiece in naval architecture, the ship was 380 feet long, eighty feet wide, had ten decks, seventeen restaurants, and a submarine. For underwater excursions. Sophisticated and sleek, whispering magnificence, Probability was the largest and most lavish private yacht ever built and came with a cool half-billion-dollar price tag. It was a floating island of luxury and opulence. It glowed.
Commissioned by a conglomerate of three privately-held casinos, the ship was designed in Kuwait City, Kuwait, constructed in Puttgarden, Germany, and registered in the Bahamas. The officers and crew were mostly European. Onboard amenities included all those restaurants, plus an ice bar, a molecular bar, and an oxygen bar, a driving range, a fine art gallery (twenty-four Picassos), a Tiffany & Co. showroom, and a casino. Deck Eight was a casino. Probability, more than anything else and in spite of everything else, was a floating casino. And it would be my home for the next seven nights.
My name is Davis Way Cole. I’m thirty-four years old and almost six months pregnant with twins. Double duty. Cruising with me were my OB/GYN, a neonatologist, and my pregnancy assistant. Who was also a certified multiple-birth neonatal nurse.
Can you say overboard?
My pregnancy had been easy, math notwithstanding, as there were two of them and only one of me. I was perfectly healthy, I’d had an uneventful pregnancy, I felt great, and I was six weeks away from restricted travel. Still, to hear my husband tell it, I was leaving to be air dropped in the middle of the Siberian tundra, where I would probably go into labor and give premature birth to his children five thousand miles from him and five hundred miles from a hospital.
“Your vitamins.”
“I know, Bradley. I won’t forget.”
“And be careful in the sun,” he said. “It won’t feel as hot as it is. Try to wear a hat or stay in the shade.”
“Hat. Shade.”
“And sunscreen.”
“Sunscreen.”
“Have fun,” he said, “but quiet fun. Get as much rest as you can. Try to relax.”
“Bradley, you need to relax.”
He hadn’t had the easiest of times since we found out. He was very clos
e to taking a deep breath when ten weeks in, the tech heard two little heartbeats. Fifteen minutes later it was confirmed by ultrasound—twins—at which point, the sonographer had to lead Bradley to a chair.
“No, Mr. Cole, you stay right there. Keep your head between your knees until you’re not wobbly. We don’t need two patients.”
“My wife!” Bradley yelled at the floor. “She’s three patients! Three!”
Now he’s a textbook prenatal expert, as in there wasn’t a What to Expect in print he hadn’t memorized. The more he highlighted, paragraph after paragraph in thick yellow Sharpie, the more he worried. His pregnancy jitters completely negated mine. Which is to say if it weren’t for constantly reassuring him everything would be all right, I might be anxious too, but calming him down somehow kept me calm. I reminded him every day, with many days to go, I wasn’t the first woman to give birth. There were seven billion people in the world. And they all got here the same way.
“Yes, but of those seven billion, how many are twins?”
I kept meaning to look it up.
The level of Bradley’s anxiety had reached a crescendo, all centered around this week. The week we’d be apart. “What is it, Bradley?” I’d asked a hundred times. “Just tell me.” “I don’t know,” he’d say. “I honestly don’t know.” Which was a switch; it was usually me who had the funny feelings. The best I could come up with was geography. How physically far apart we’d be. I woke the night before the cruise to find him staring at the ceiling. He said he couldn’t put his finger on exactly what had him awake at two in the morning, and I honestly think he was lying there imagining me falling off the ship.
My balance was a little off. But not that off.
The Bellissimo Resort and Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi owned one-third of the super yacht my husband would rather me not spend week twenty-four of my pregnancy on. Bradley and I both worked for the Bellissimo; he was the chief operating officer and I was the Super Secret Spy. Well, I had been the Super Secret Spy, lead spy on a team of three. The more pregnant I got, the less spying I did. This trip would be my last official time on the clock before the babies were born. And Bradley’s worry aside, a Caribbean cruise on a luxury liner wasn’t a bad way to kick off maternity leave. It wasn’t like I’d be roughing it. Picasso and all. But when we stepped out on our balcony Saturday morning and got our first good look at Probability on the water, the sheer mass of it taking up half of the horizon behind the Bellissimo, the father of my twins looked a little seasick.
“It’ll be okay, Bradley,” I said. “It’s just a week.”
“On that.” He tipped his coffee cup.
I squinted in the early sun. “It is big.”
“Too big,” Bradley said. “Way too big.”
As way too big as Probability was, you’d think the Bellissimo would stuff it with thousands of gamblers, right?
Wrong.
Probability accommodated fifty guests. Fifty very wealthy guests. I would be traveling with one-tenth of the Forbes 500, a few I’d heard of, most I hadn’t, and I’d be working. I was on special assignment.
I came to the Bellissimo three and a half years ago, joining an elite undercover team whose job it was to sniff out bad guys, both in the casino and all too often, in our own ranks. The Bellissimo is the largest casino property in the United States outside of Las Vegas, with gross gaming revenues of $700 million and a staff of 4,000. The 4,000 mostly counted the $700 million, and believe it or not, they weren’t all honest. Some of them wanted to keep a little of the $700 million for themselves. Half of my job was to keep that from happening. The other half of my job was Bianca Casimiro Sanders.
Bianca, almost ten years older than me, was married to the owner of the Bellissimo, Richard Sanders. And she was preggers too. One of those September babies, unexpected in every single solitary way a baby could be unexpected, a shock all the way around. She was two weeks from giving birth and I still couldn’t believe it.
Bianca and I looked like we swam our first laps in the exact same gene pool. To see us side by side, you’d think she was my older sister. Because we looked so much alike, lucky me, I was her celebrity double. I made appearances for her, sat on charity boards for her, and since she’d been pregnant, I’d done everything but inhale and exhale for her. She hadn’t lifted a finger in eight and a half months except to dial my number.
In a way, she didn’t get that I was pregnant too.
In another way, she did.
Bianca Sanders’s pregnancy made headlines. “Whoa, Baby! The Bellissimo’s Bianca Sanders: Fab, Fortyish, and in a Family Way!” The press all but packed Bianca’s bags and moved her to Hollywood to join the ranks of celebrities who waited until well into their forties to have children, and every mention of her was accompanied with photographic evidence of Bianca wearing it superbly well. Except the photographs weren’t of her—they were of me. And that’s why I was leaving my husband and my home to go on a cruise. At six months pregnant with twins, I was on a modeling assignment. Bianca had me cruising around the Caribbean for one final documentation of how great she looked and felt just days before giving birth. But the pictures wouldn’t be of her, they would be of me, because the truth was she wasn’t wearing it well at all. And she was wearing it worse by the minute. As easy as my pregnancy has been, she’s gone out of her way to make hers as difficult as possible. Granted, she had legendary morning sickness—I’ll give her that. But she traded one set of problems for another when she turned that corner and began feeling better in a very deep dish way. At forty-three years old, Bianca had her first slice of pepperoni pizza and now Papa John was her new best friend.
At four months along, Bianca woke up one morning after an extra-large double-pepperoni double-cheese stuffed-crust party for one, stepped on the scale, fainted, and took to her bedchambers. Since then she’d managed to gain forty additional pounds, her feet looked like balloons, and she refused to get out of the bed. She insisted her self-imposed bedrest was the only thing keeping her alive, and the baby’s health was also singularly dependent on her absolute confinement. If you ask me, there wasn’t a thing wrong with her except for the fact she was scared to death someone would see her other than her husband, me, or Jorge.
Jorge was her Papa John’s delivery guy.
The woman would not get out of the bed and she was driving me batty.
I’m not sure if I was more excited about the big ship, the calypso blue of the Caribbean, or getting away from Bianca for a few days. Not that I hadn’t grown genuinely fond of Bianca through the years—maybe that was my pregnancy talking—and I did want to be here when Ondine was born.
Yes, Ondine.
Bianca was naming her daughter Ondine. Ondine Eugenie Casimiro Sanders.
Ondine.
For the next seven days, I would be on a half-billion-dollar superyacht posing as the woman naming a child Ondine.
So in addition to my medical staff, also traveling with me was a photography crew of ten: four photographers, three hair and makeup people, two stylists, and one wardrobe girl. I met with one of the stylists earlier this week to go over the Armani Collezioni details one last time. She, believe it or not, was pregnant too, must be something in the water, and I asked if her husband was anxious about her cruising the Caribbean with fifty billionaires. She said, “Are you kidding me? He can’t wait to get rid of me for a week.” Her husband was celebrating and mine was hoping Saturday afternoon would never come.
It did.
At two o’clock, Bradley looked at his watch. “It’s almost time.”
The bellman brigade would be here any minute to load the huge trunks, cavernous suitcases, and rolling wardrobe going with me. Ten percent was what I’d packed and the other ninety was what Bianca was sending for the maternity shoots. Sitting to the left of the Louis Vuitton showroom at our front door was a lonely brown leather duffel, matchi
ng hanging bag, and a briefcase stuffed full of Labor and Delivery textbooks that weren’t cruising. They were going with Bradley, because he was traveling today too. For the next five days, he’d be keynote-speaking at the Global Gaming Expo in Macau, China. Since the day we met and certainly since we married, we’d never been this far away from each other for this length of time.
He inventoried our luggage one last time, then turned to me.
These would be our last moments alone.
“Davis.” He ran a hand through his blonde hair; he shifted his weight. “You’re beautiful.” He swallowed. “And I love you more than life.”
“Bradley—” I opened my mouth to call the whole thing off when a knock on the door interrupted. Several knocks, in fact. Sharp insistent knocks. With one last kiss to the top of my head, I could feel his heart beating against my cheek, Bradley, jaw set, opened the door. It wasn’t the maritime moving company.
“Davis, what in the world are you blubbering about? And you look like a botanical garden. Surely to goodness you’re not planning on wearing that. For one thing, you’ll catch pneumonia. For another, it’s too bright and busy.” A crooked finger pointed down the hall. “Go change out of that right now.”
That was a really cute Chanel floral sundress covered in bright pink and mint green rhododendrons, a cropped three-quarter-sleeve pink sweater, and Kate Spade Melanie heels in fuchsia with a matching shoulder-strap bag. It was a perfect mommy-to-be ensemble for embarking on a luxury liner with fifty billionaires, a crew of four hundred, a medical team, a glamor squad, and my mother.
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