by Otto Penzler
“Poor chap,” I said. “At least his death was quick and painless.”
“I suppose that adds to the irony. The poor fellow seems to have been fortunate only in death. The more I ponder upon it, Watson, the real hero of this adventure was Merrick. He bore his pain and suffering stoically, with tremendous fortitude and bravery. Think of it! Think of his childhood, Watson! Abandoned as a horror by his mother—sold to a local fair at the age of four. Treated as a living monster by the human race, mocked and scorned by children his own age—shut up for days on end in dreary closets and cold compartments! And after this living hell, he emerges not only unscathed, but grateful for his last few months in Bedstead Square! Was there ever in human history a tale of greater courage?”
I glanced out the window and sighed.
“Thank the Lord for people like Treves, and the British public,” I said at last.
“Amen, Watson. And now, on a cheerier note, I have a surprise for you which I know you’ll like. I received this package yesterday. You notice the postmark?”
“…Salzberg…”
“Open it, Watson,” said Holmes, gleefully rubbing his hands.
I tore off the brown wrappings and found within a cardboard box containing two leathern cases, each the size of a butter loaf.
“One is for you, the other for me,” he said. “Would you prefer the fullbent or the bulldog?”
His question reached my ears as I was opening one of the leathern cases, revealing the handsomest meerschaum pipe I’d ever laid eyes on. Its bowl glowed with a creamy lustre, and the amber mouthpiece was a radiant golden hue.
“Holmes, a pipe like this is worth a fortune! Who wishes to bestow gifts like these upon us?”
“I’ve no idea, Watson,” he answered with a twinkle in his eye, “yet he enclosed his calling card—here it is—”
He flung a grey flannel glove in my direction.
“Now let’s see if we can discern his identity: he is rich, yet not a gentleman, and seems to make his living by performing physical feats of the most prodigious sort…”
Author’s Notes for the Story “The Adventure of Zolnay, the Aerialist”
John Merrick, “The Elephant Man,” actually lived. His disease, and consequent deformities, were as described in the story. Furthermore, the history of his life was, for the most part, as it was told. Frederick Treves was the greatest London physician of his time—with the exception of course, of John H. Watson. It was Treves who befriended Merrick and, with the assistance of Carr Gomm (the director of London Hospital) obtained private quarters in the hospital and an endowment to sustain Merrick for the rest of his days which were few in number. Aside from this gallant show of philanthropy, Treves is perhaps best known for removing the inflamed appendix of Edward VII on the eve of his coronation.
For a detailed account of Merrick’s life, see Treves’s book The Elephant Man and Other Reminiscences, or the excellent review of the book (and a capsule summary of Merrick’s unfortunate life) by Ashley Montagu that appeared in the March 1971 issue of Natural History magazine.
This story was written with my friend Tom Zolnay especially in mind. He knows “Vayenko” only too well, having escaped from Hungary in 1956.
RLB
The Adventure of the Giant Rat of Sumatra
JOHN T. LESCROART
AS THE AUTHOR of numerous national bestsellers, John T. Lescroart (1948– ) created a much-loved character in Dismas Hardy, a San Francisco excop and lawyer (yes, lawyers can be loved) who made his first appearance in Dead Irish (1989); later books in the series have often featured previously adjunct characters as the main protagonist, notably Hardy’s best friend, Abe Glitsky, a policeman, and Wyatt Hunt, a private investigator. Lescroart has also written several stand-alone urban thrillers.
After publishing Sunburn (1981), a paperback original, Lescroart turned to writing Sherlockian novels featuring Auguste Lupa, the son of Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler, who may well have been a young Nero Wolfe (though Wolfe is never mentioned by name). The Lupa novels are Son of Holmes (1986) and Rasputin’s Revenge (1987). The next time Lescroart turned to Holmes was with “The Adventure of the Giant Rat of Sumatra.”
“I’d already enjoyed a couple of the humorous takes…on this most famous of the apocryphal Holmesian titles,” Lescroart wrote, “[and] suddenly one day it came to me. I simply knew the story. It was amazing to me that it hadn’t already been written, for what else could a Holmes rat story be about except for the plague? It has to be the plague, a missing (or found) serum, and, of course, Prof. Moriarty….[It] really felt as if someone were dictating the words to me (Watson?) (Doyle?) and I were a mere conduit.”
“The Adventure of the Giant Rat of Sumatra” was first published in the Summer/Fall 1997 issue of the Mary Higgins Clark Mystery Magazine; it was first published in book form in The Best American Mystery Stories 1998, edited by Sue Grafton (Boston, Houghton Mifflin, 1998).
THE ADVENTURE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA
John T. Lescroart
WE WERE SEATED over breakfast, my friend Mr. Sherlock Holmes deeply engrossed in his morning paper, when I heard him mutter something. “I beg your pardon, Holmes?” I asked.
“Sumatra,” he repeated, all but to himself. “My God, even for Moriarty this is appalling!”
“Holmes,” I exclaimed, “what is it?”
He put down the paper and looked in my direction, but he appeared not to see me. That in itself was so singular that I was immediately on my guard. When Sherlock Holmes looked, he saw—it was one of his dicta. But on that cold December morning in 1888, he stared as if through me out to the drizzly fog that enshrouded London.
I tried again to speak to him, but he waved me off impatiently. “Watson, please, don’t interrupt me. It may already be too late.”
Accustomed as I was to his outbursts, his tone still smarted. I started to remonstrate, but he had already risen and gone to the corner by the coal scuttle in our rooms at 221B Baker Street. There he kept his stack of past editions of London’s newspapers. As I watched in growing concern, he attacked the pile, throwing whole sections out behind him when they didn’t contain that for which he was searching.
Then, with an armload of papers, he half fell into his chair, grabbing his pipe on the way down. For the next quarter hour he sat engulfed in tobacco smoke, muttering or cursing one moment, and the next falling into a quiet and desperate depression. After watching him for a time, I ventured another syllable.
“Holmes?”
He flung some of the papers at me. “Read it for yourself, Watson. It may be the end of us all.”
I picked the papers from the floor and began perusing them. Some were up to two years old, and I must confess I saw nothing in them but yesterday’s news. Nevertheless, I slogged through the sections, pausing from time to time at a familiar name or at the mention of a case in which Holmes and I had been involved. While I read, Holmes evidently finished his work and rang for Mrs. Hudson. When our landlady appeared, he sent her to fetch Billy the page, saying it was a matter of the utmost urgency.
Quickly, he scratched a note on a pad and then, filling another pipe, turned to me as he lit it. “Well, Watson, I must say that as a doctor you are calm enough about it.”
I must have looked at him blankly.
“The plague, Watson! The plague! Can it be you don’t see it?”
Before I could respond, he had rushed to the table and snatched several of the papers away from me. “Look here!” he exclaimed. “And here! And here! You see nothing? Nothing?” He was grabbing and pulling the sections every which way. I had never seen him so agitated.
“Holmes! There’s no need to be rude.”
That brought him up short. He visibly summoned that control upon which he prides himself, straightening himself to his full height, taking a deep breath. “My dear man, please forgive me.”
“It’s nothing, Holmes, it’s forgotten. But what is it? Please tell me.”
Looking at the doo
r, he came to some decision. “Well, I guess there is time before Billy comes.” And he sat down, pulling that day’s Times in front of him.
“Here, Watson, on page five—the article on our old friend Colonel Sebastian Moran.”
I had read it, of course. The travels of the famous hunter were always of interest to me, both because they were often fascinating in themselves, but also and not least because of his position as Professor Moriarty’s chief lieutenant. The article was an account of a Boer pirate attack on Moran’s ship as it had been rounding the Horn on its return from Sumatra, loaded with hunting trophies. Moran and his crew had fought off the belligerents, hauled the injured ship back to Johannesburg and delivered it and its dead crew to the British authorities. A particular point of interest was that they had neither docked nor resupplied at port and had allowed no one to board their vessel.
“It seems like a typical Moran adventure,” I said upon rereading it.
“By itself, you may be right, Watson. But what of this?”
He placed before me the oldest of the newspapers and pointed to a piece on the outbreak of bubonic plague that had occurred two years before on Siberut, a tiny island off the west coast of Sumatra.
“And these…”
The other articles related to a Dr. Culverton-Smith, who had announced and then retracted the news that he had developed and hoped shortly to perfect a serum that would prevent and cure bubonic plague.
I had just finished the last of these when there was a sharp rap at out door, followed immediately by the entrance into our quarters of Billy. One of the street urchins who frequented the alleys hereabouts, Billy had more than once proved a useful ally to my friend and me.
Holmes wasted no time on greeting him but handed him the note he’d scribbled earlier. “Ah, Billy, here. Deliver this at once to the address listed, and wait there for a reply.”
Without a word, the boy was off, and I was again left alone with Holmes, pondering the obscure links in this bizarre chain. “What is this about, Holmes? What was that note?”
Now that he had taken some action, he reverted to that languid pose I knew so well. His eyes had become so black they appeared nearly hooded. But this time there was none of the sparkle in them that always appeared after the “view halloo” had been sounded, when the game was afoot. This time it was no game.
“The note was to Dr. Culverton-Smith, Watson—one of the most evil and brilliant men to ever grace your profession.” He took a long pull at his pipe. “I wondered how long it would be before Professor Moriarty and he made each other’s acquaintance.” Then he sighed with an ineffable sadness. “I only wish I had acted to prevent it. I only hope now I’m not too late.” He sighed again, wearily.
“What did the note say?”
He waved his pipe. “Oh, it was prosaic enough. It said, ‘England will pay you more than Moriarty.’ ”
“For what?”
“For the serum, of course. The cure for bubonic plague.”
“My God, Holmes, could it be…?”
“I don’t know yet. I won’t know for sure until Billy comes back. Halloa? That would be him now.”
He jumped up and ran to the door, opening it before the panting boy could even knock. Breathlessly, Billy handed a missive to Holmes, who ripped open the engraved envelope. As he read, his shoulders sagged.
Absently, he forced some coins on Billy and rather unceremoniously shooed him out. I thought he was a little too brusque with the boy and told him so.
“Watson, it’s as I suspected. Moriarty, Moran, and Culverton-Smith are in it together, and no one must know. There would be panic.”
“What does the reply say?”
Holmes smiled but with no humor. “ ‘My dear Mr. Holmes,’ ” he read, “ ‘Your offer is interesting. Unfortunately, what England can pay me is rather off the point, since within a year, my associates and I will be England.’ ”
“Holmes!” I exclaimed.
“Exactly. Moriarty plans to inoculate himself and his henchmen against the plague, then introduce the disease into England.”
“How would he do that?”
“Probably through an animal that Moran has captured and smuggled onto his ship.”
The pieces were beginning to fit, though my own enlightenment had none of the epiphanic quality of Holmes’s. “But if they merely patented the serum,” I argued, “they would be millionaires many times over.”
Again that frigid grin. “Power, Watson. Power is more seductive than money, and for Moriarty it is everything. His mind envisions an England desolate and depopulated but one where he is absolute ruler, a medieval king. The population not under his power—including you and me, my friend—would die in swollen, boil-infested agony.”
“You shock me!”
“Depend on it, Watson. I know my man.”
“What can we do?”
The grin softened to a smile. “Good old Watson,” he said. “Where there is danger, you have no fear. Where courage is needed, you have no peer. It would be a good epitaph.”
The warmth I felt at the compliment quickly chilled at the vision of my own tomb. “Still,” I said, “what can be done?”
Within moments, I had my answer. I had been reading again, trying to piece together the disparate elements of this diabolical plot, when Holmes tapped my shoulder. I must have been deeply engrossed in my researches not to have noticed Holmes leave the room. But now he was back, dressed and bundled for an excursion.
“Get your coat, Watson. I think we should pay a visit to the Diogenes Club.”
—
The Diogenes was perhaps the strangest club in a city of strange clubs. Its members were the most private men in the City, and the charter and by-laws of the club colluded to keep them that way, since no one was allowed to speak within the club’s walls, the sole exception being in the Visitor’s Room. But even there, only whispering was permitted.
After a bitterly cold ride in a hansom, we found ourselves before the forbidding double doors of the building. Inside, Holmes passed his card to the doorman and we were ushered into the Visitor’s Room to await the arrival of Holmes’s brother, Mycroft.
Mycroft’s dour face and huge bulk surprised me anew, though I had met him once before during our adventure with the Greek interpreter. That episode had not ended happily, and I found myself praying that his intercession here would produce more positive results. He took me in at a glance, somehow included a welcoming nod and turned to his brother, twelve years younger than himself. According to Holmes, Mycroft was the smartest and most powerful man in England. I reflected that his position, however it was defined, might be one that Moriarty would covet. But there was no more time for reflection.
“Sherlock,” he whispered with affection, “what brings you to these hermit’s haunts?”
In a few words Holmes outlined the situation. Hearing him retell it in his logical and orderly fashion, I was horrified again by the boldness and grandeur of Moriarty’s twisted vision.
Could he actually pull it off? As I watched and listened to Mycroft and his brother formulate their own plan, I had no doubts at all that if Moriarty could be stopped, only one man living could do it, and that man was my friend Sherlock Holmes.
—
Eight days later, Holmes and I paced the deck of the HMS Birmingham, the twenty-eight-gun flagship of the Atlantic fleet. Earlier in the day we had passed the Canaries and now were beating farther south in African waters. Holmes had estimated that we would meet up with Colonel Moran’s ship somewhere near the latitude of Dakar, off the coast of French West Africa, and that would be another day or two’s hard sail.
The air was balmy, a far cry from the London winter. Some of the sailors had thought to bring a Christmas tree along—had tied it to the forward mast, decked it in red and green trimming and even placed a few wrapped boxes under it for the effect. I couldn’t help but admire the spirit of these men, facing Her Majesty’s sometimes terrible tasks with dignity, honor and eve
n humor. This was an England worth fighting, even dying, for!
Of course, we were not alone. Twenty-six ships of the line were arrayed in a crescent pattern out to the sides and behind us. Mycroft had persuaded an outraged prime minister to assign the convoy to try to blockade the oncoming vessel. It was the largest armada to be assembled since the Franco-Prussian War, and I hope it will be a long, long time before such a force is needed again.
To get the kind of commitment needed for an expedition of this magnitude, Holmes had had to go to the limits of his imagination and persuasiveness, convincing Scotland Yard that Dr. Culverton-Smith must be arrested and questioned. Though none of the serum had been found in his possession—what a boon to mankind that would have been!—his personal notes and laboratories provided enough evidence, and the potential danger was serious enough, that the reluctant PM had finally assigned the fleet. But he had made it clear that if Holmes were wrong, both his career and that of his brother would be finished. Even criminal charges against them would not be out of the question!
But these concerns were the last things on Holmes’s mind as we restlessly paced the deck, checking and rechecking the horizon for any sign of the hostile ship.
“It is too easy,” he said. “Even now, as we stalk the prey, I am filled with misgivings.”
“Whatever for, Holmes? Surely Colonel Moran is no match for Her Majesty’s Navy?”
“Moran, though formidable, is not the opponent I fear. No, Watson, I speak of Moriarty, the Napoleon of Crime. His net is worldwide, his contacts rival those of any government. Just when you think you have set your trap is when you must be on your closest guard.”
“But…”
“Mark my words! It has happened before. His brain is like a spider’s web—spirals within spirals. Moriarty lives to spin that web, and he feels the slightest tremor at its periphery. You may rest assured he knows we are on the seas, and that he is somehow…” Holmes paused, taking in a lungful of tobacco smoke and letting it out slowly. “Somehow, he is stalking us.”
