I waved my way off and told her to send a search party if I didn't come back.
After several twists, and two wrong turns, I finally found the bathroom.
Thought I had to go before, but now I'm borderline nuclear on a bladder bust. I had just started to 'drop trou' when Jaye comes bursting into the bathroom.
"Oh, my god! Get out! Can't you see someone's in here?!!" I screeched, gripping my unzipped pants in a death grip.
"Shhhhh!" he whispered urgently, his finger to his lips and a 'shut the hell up!' expression on his face.
I frowned at that, 'half mast' pants forgotten in the madness. What the hell is he doing? And why is he doing it in here? He had his ear pressed up against the door, an intent look on his face, like he was expecting something to happen any moment now or something. Hiding from someone maybe?
"I thought I locked that door," I recalled after a moment, realizing I was ninety nine point nine percent positive I had locked the darn thing.
"Oh, you did," he said casually, like he hadn't just barged in on my 'tinkle time'. His ear was to the door again, listening fixedly for something.
"Erm... Jaye?"
"WHAT!" he whispered loudly with an exasperated expression on his face.
"Can't you see, I'm busy here?" I asked in an 'are you stupid' kind of way.
He glanced at my position and dismissed me in that one glimpse and a 'so what' type of shrug.
"My 'thing' is more important than your 'thing', obviously. This is my life here Dar! Do your business, I won't look, now be quiet! hmmm!" he said in a loud whisper.
What an ASS! I'm going to brain him, Mol's best friend or not!
"You're busy?! You're BUSY! I'm trying to do something here!" I yelled, my bullshit tolerance hitting its limit for the day.
His eyes popped open wide at my outburst, he looked so thrown off that he'd pushed me to this point that he just stood there for a moment speechless.
I opened my mouth to berate him some more, in an attempt to get him to get the hell out, but his next move tells me he must have seen what was coming.
He leapt at me then, his hands raised and coming towards my face and I screeched, shoving my hands up to shield my face.
After a moment, I realized nothing had happened and I peeked at him from between my hands.
He was just standing there, stock still, staring at 'something' towards the vicinity of the floor.
It hit me then, as an important fact made itself known, that I had put my hands up to cover my face and my pants had fallen, leaving my undies exposed for Jaye's perusal.
This thought was confirmed by the breeze I now felt on my exposed thighs.
"Eep!" I squeaked and tried to cover myself.
"Huh," Jaye said thoughtfully after a moment. A truly surprised expression on his stupid blue face.
"Who would have thought someone like you would wear panties like that," he said gesturing at my nether regions, nodding his head in approval at my choice of undergarments.
"Gotta say Dar, I whole heartedly approve....love the lace," he grinned and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
"Wait a minute buster, what do you mean 'someone like me'?" I demanded, completely offended once his comment had sunken in.
"You know, a 'mousy prude', someone like you," he said gesturing at my person, like that explained it all.
I am not a prude! I thought stunned, my jaw dropping in disbelief. It would probably be hitting the floor if it was capable.
I recovered quickly, glaring at the big blue oaf hatefully.
"Mousy prude! Mousy prude!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, fed up with all of it, all of this.
He grabbed me, suddenly, at my outburst, pants at my ankles and everything, and tried to wrestle me so he could put his hand over my mouth to keep me quiet.
Now we were hunched, him on my back, over the sink, one of his muscled arms wrapped around me, keeping me pinned into position, while the other tried to reach my mouth to cover it. I kept wiggling to try and free myself, but he was twice my size and too damn strong for his own good.
"Well I have news for you, Jayevellan!" I said in desperation. "This mouse is anything but a prude! In fact, this mouse bites!" I shrieked out, my voice high pitched and squeaky with breathlessness; and I bit him hard when his hand finally managed to clamp over my mouth.
"Ow! Ssshhhiitt Woman!" he roared out in pain. He pulled his hand back a little and I was very proud of the crescent shape of the teeth indentations I’d left behind on his hand.
"Stay still, I'm not going to hurt you, just quit squirming and shut up!" he whispered desperately, trying to get me to comply. This ‘little mouse’, though, was having none of it and I continued to screech at my giant blue captor articulately.
He reached his arm out and grabbed a small washcloth from the basket on the counter, I'm assuming to put in my mouth, and I grabbed at his hands, cupping mine over his on the sink and clenching them so he couldn’t move them.
I dug my nails in and he yelped in pain. I used that distraction and head butted him in the face, then pushed my rear into his groin to try and knock him off of me.
"Oh, Sweet Jesus! Oh, my god!" he threw his head back and moaned.
Oh, it wasn't that hard! I thought to myself as he continued his heartfelt moaning.
The bathroom door burst open and we both froze mid pose.
A very worried looking Perre and Marre, were standing there staring at us. Their expressions quickly went from pissed and worried to slightly horrified embarrassment.
Well, I had them both beat on horrified, and I can follow it up with a good dose of mortification. After a moment of self reflection, I realized why their expressions turned into embarrassment.
We appeared to be in a very compromising position.
"Sorry," Perre said, looking anywhere else but at us.
"We heard a... um...” Marre spluttered.
"A noise," Perre finished for his brother, uncomfortably.
"We thought you were in distress," Marre said, seeming distraught at the idea.
"We will just leave you two to... uh... erm... finish eh?" Perre said and they both turned to hurry off like their butts were on fire.
Turn your head and cough
Jaye
I glanced down at us and the picture we must be presenting.
I was hunched over the 'little mouse', our hands clenched tightly over each others, my head thrown back and she was pressed hard over the sink, her pants at her ankles.
Yep, looked like we were 'gettin it on'.
But I thought the twins were looking for me in retribution for insulting their 'lady parts' named cousin, however it is you say her friggin' name?
Maybe embarrassment outweighs wanting to punch my lights out?
"Whoa, there! It's not what it looks like guys," I yelled at the hall they’d left through.
"Get off of me so I can pull my pants up you 'blue oaf'!" Dar hissed, resuming her wiggling.
Is it wrong that it’s turning me on?
"Jayevellan Harvick!" Mama screeched out from behind us. When did she get here? I looked over my shoulder at my Mama, who looked pissed and a little shocked.
This isn’t looking too good for me on the Mom front right now. Mama screeching meant Mama was losing her composure, and if Mama was losing her composure, it consequently meant she was probably going to 'get me'.
Crap!
As if today couldn't get any worse.
"What are you doing?! You are at your brother's barbeque!” she hollered, ranting at me in disbelief. Her hands were on her hips and she had an incensed look on her face.
“Couldn't you have waited to 'tup' whatever tart you've coerced into 'bathroom sex' to wai.....Oh, oh, my... oh, um hello," Mama spluttered, stumbling on her words and smiled weakly in Dar's direction.
"Hello Darlah dear... oh, um..." she trailed off awkwardly. Mama blushed deep fuchsia and I know I did too.
Darlah looked as red as a tomato and if it wasn't
myself in this position, this whole situation would have been hysterical.
Now, though... not so much.
"Muna, what's the matter?" Auntie Nona asked as she appeared over Mama's shoulder, peering in at us curiously. She whistled low as she took the whole scene in.
Just shoot me now!!!
Not Nona! Anything but that meddler!
I groaned and leaned a little onto Darlah's prone form, my head high between her shoulder blades and neck.
Her body stiffened, but I didn't move. Surprisingly enough it's quite comfy like this....
"What's the matter Jaye, couldn't wait and take her on a proper date first?" Nona asked exasperated, seemingly with me and what she perceived now as my impatience to ‘tup my tart‘.
She was 'tsk tsk ing' me and muttering about the 'horny youths' of 'now a days'.
My jaw dropped.
"I wouldn't have sex with him!" Darlah squeaked out from beneath me in outrage, before I could say anything to Nona’s comments from a second ago.
Dar was so quiet during that whole thing, I almost forgot she was there for a moment.
Well, not physically... my body is very aware of her presence in that way, but I meant ‘conversation wise’.
"Hey, why wouldn't you have sex with me?" I asked suddenly, indignant at the vehemence of her statement.
"I'm awesome!" I said gesturing wildly at myself.
"I will have you know, 'little mouse', that I'm a great lover," I huffed at her, warming up to my new 'shtick'.
"How would you know Casanova, make love to yourself a lot?" she snorted and looked over her shoulder to glare at me.
"Yes! I mean... wait... No ...Look! Don't confuse me woman! You know what I mean!"
She's doing that on purpose! Difficult woman, Grrr.
"We are just going to... uh...let you two fini...um, I mean, get cleaned up eh.....oh, boy...." Mama said awkwardly, muttering the latter part, and then she left.
Nona winked at us and closed the door behind them.
Her parting shot, before she closed it though, was what sealed the deal on this whole catastrophe when she waggled her brows at Darlah and said, "Don't do anything I wouldn't my dear."
When all is said and done, at the least the 'pinky twins' weren't out for my blood after all, but I'm pretty sure Dar is now.....
Two left shoes
Darlah
I've always loved watching the drama unfold with the crazy blue Rellians, they put on quite the show when they get riled, I thought to myself.
However, I now realize, it's not so much fun to be caught up in the melee. I grimaced just thinking about it.
After Nona had taken her leave, I disentangled myself from Jaye and hurried him from the room, or I tried to anyways.
Who knew there was a male out there that would actually want to talk about what had just transpired.
Leave it to Jaye to be different. He put his hand on my arm to stop me as I reached for the knob.
"Geez, 'Mouse' don't sweat it, I'm not. No one really cares and no one will say anything," he shrugged and then laughed like it was no big deal.
"Heck, it’s not like things like this haven't happened before. Wouldn't be the first time for me," he chuckled out, smirking at me and I could feel my blood boil.
I swear if this was that movie with the girl who could move things with her mind, Jaye would definitely be ducking right now.
If he was smart, he would be looking for something to shield himself with right now, telekinetic powers or not.
Jaye
I'm just guessing here, but I think that, that was the wrong thing to say. Darlah glanced up at me and I saw for the first time, that she was pretty upset.
Extremely upset, I amended, after studying her expression.
She cleared her throat and closed her eyes. She did some soothing in and out breaths for a moment and then opened them again.
It was like she'd flipped a switch or something. Appearing, for all the world, cool, calm and collected.
"I don't... I don't... I'm not a slut," she said quietly and took another deep breathe to compose herself again.
"I suppose I have you to thank for helping me perpetuate that kind of an image today. Now, get out. I have to pee and I'm not above pissing on you right now," she said bitterly, her voice controlled and hard.
I left, trudging slowly down the hall. I felt funny all of the sudden and it bothered me. An aching pain forming in my chest, somewhere in the vicinity of my heart. Maybe I'm getting sick or something, I thought to myself as I absently rubbed my chest where it was hurting.
One Week Later
Take your pants off and...jack it?
Darlah
I started to get two plates out and set them on the table. This was just what I needed, I thought to myself, still trying to slough off all thoughts of that disastrous bathroom incident.
What does it say about me if I'm still bothered by it.
It was going to be okay, I pep talked myself, no one even mentioned anything later.
Yep, today was just the ticket. A little conversation, a good chick flick, some good company... who should be here any minute.
There was a 'knock' at the door and I headed towards the oven to check on dinner.
"It's unlocked," I called from the kitchen.
Foot steps sounded and I paused. They didn't sound like Molilah's light steps. This was a girl's night, who's watching the baby if Neyenn's here?
I gasped and put my hand over my mouth... Unless it wasn't Neyenn or Mol, I thought and panicked.
I grabbed a utensil blindly from the drawer in the kitchen and crept out toward the entryway to the living room.
"Freeze Asshole!" I yelled and jumped out into the living room, waving around my kitchen utensil like a deadly weapon.
"What are you going to do 'Mouse'? Spank me?" Jaye said from the middle of my living room, motioning towards my 'weapon' of choice.
"You’re wielding a slotted spoon at me like a sword. I don't think that would do much damage in the event of an intruder," he smirked, chuckling at himself.
"Might make him hungry though," he snorted and I threw the spoon at his head.
"What are you doing here Jaye? Get out. I'm a little busy at the moment," I said angrily, frowning at him and his uninvited visit. I’m not really in the mood for any of his antics right now, I seethed inwardly, my frown turning into a scowl. This is supposed to be my relaxing girl’s night and I can’t relax if he’s here mucking about.
Jaye, after ducking the spoon, looked around at the room. He peeked into the kitchen and took in the place settings and food laid out to eat. His brow knitted and he frowned at the table.
"Got a hot date tonight, 'Mouse'?" he asked curiously, a slight smile on his face. He didn't sound too happy, though, despite the smile.
What a hypocrite! ‘Manwhore of the year’, looking down on me because he 'Ass-sumed' I have a date.
That is just rich.
I chose to ignore his question and focused on finding out what the 'blue oaf' wanted. "Why are you here Jaye? As I said, I'm busy."
“We have something to settle between us, you and I," he said sounding serious and I snorted.
"Oh, no, we don't. You and I...” I said petulantly, "have nothing to discuss, so go awa....What are you doing?!"
Jaye had started to fiddle with his pants, during our conversation, and I thought, at first, he was fixing his fly or something.
You know, 'oops forgot to zip up', but then he suddenly gripped the sides of his waist band and dropped his pants, exposing all that blue muscled skin and black men's briefs.
Oh, my... oh, wow... I stood there speechless, eyes wide, mouth agape....probably drooling a little.
"Now we're even," Jaye said cheerfully, his arms spread wide so I could get a good 'look see'.
"I uh, you uh, umm..." I sputtered, mouth still agape. He must have read the utter confusion on my face and decided to help me out.
"I saw you and now you'v
e seen me, we're even," he said succinctly.
Understanding dawned on me the same time the door bell rang. I ran over to him and patted his shoulder and pushed a little on the last pat.
"Well, then that's all settled then," I said hurriedly and clapped my hands together and started making 'pick up your britches' gestures at him.
"Okay, bye now! Get out," I said sweetly in an attempt to get him moving faster.
He looked at the door, then me, then the door again and narrowed his eyes.
He crossed his arms over his chest and I can't believe I'm saying this... but he pouted!
The big assed Rellian of a man, actually had his lower lip jutting out, like he was a two year old who had been denied a sweet before dinner.
It would have been somewhat cute, what a disturbing thought, if I wasn't in such a hurry to get him to pull his pants back up.
He didn't look like he was going anywhere any time soon though, so I rushed over to him and knelt down in front of him.
"Whatcha' doin' down there, 'little mouse'?" he asked, grinning a sexy smile at me. I rolled my eyes and gripped his pants to pull them up.
The door opened and a familiar voice drifted through. "Hey, Dar? I hope you don't mind, I turned our party of two into a party of four?" Molilah called from the vicinity of my front door.
Jaye looked down at me shocked and then clutched my head to him, inadvertently, squashing my head into his brief covered crotch.
Muna's voice drifted towards us from the entryway and I freaked, squirming and pushing away from his hand, but it was still clutching the back of my head to his ‘man parts’.
Jaye jumped when Nona's voice joined in and put his shirt over my head. What the hell? Like that was going to hide me? The party in question came into the room and I could hear their footsteps halt suddenly.
"Oh, my god Jaye! Again!" Muna hollered and, even though my back was to her, I could just picture her look of disapproval singeing our persons.
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