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About the Author
John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.
As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)
As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.
As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for sixteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.
Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.
The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories that can be found at most eBook sites. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in a previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.
You can follow his blog where he discusses writing, emo bunnies, family and various other topics of insanity.
http://www.ryallon.blogspot.com/
Follow him on twitter if you like insane ramblings and random comments.
http://twitter.com/kookoo88
Find him on Facebook where he discusses current projects and writing in general: http://www.facebook.com/John.H.Carroll.Author
His Goodreads Page:
http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4479427.John_H_Carroll
Stories for Demented Children:
New! The Emo Bunny that Should - Illustrated Edition: With beautiful illustrations by Arlene Rose. You can get it at the store where you found this one.
Emo the Bunny was a sad bunny. He preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day he saw something very unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but for some reason he took an interest. Then things happened. Emo the Bunny hated it when things happened. Caution: This story is not for normal children.
“A Collection of Stories for Demented Children” You can get it at the store where you found this one.
Five short stories combined into one, written for demented children and adults too. Text versions of these stories can be found for free individually. I am charging for the compilation in the hopes of earning a living from my writing in order to support my own demented children. Some content may be disturbing for younger, or sane, children.
Novels of Ryallon:
My full-length novels are set in the world of Ryallon. They are high fantasy with rogues, knights, dragons and flower children. You can get them at the store where you found this one.
Willden Trilogy (Written first)
Ryallon
Anilyia
Kethril
Dralin Trilogy (Set in time before the Willden trilogy)
Dralin
Ebudae
Pelya
Stand-alone Novella
Rain Glade
Coming soon:
The Crazed Trilogy (Set in time after the Willden Trilogy)
The Morhain Trilogy (Set in time after the Willden Trilogy)
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