When he reached her, Remo looked back and saw Pierre LaRue where Remo had told him to stay: guarding the narrow pathway that led down to the road circling the copa-iba trees.
He turned back to Mrs. Winston-Alright, tapped her ' on the shoulder, and said, "Hello."
She turned to face him, slowly, haughtily. Her eyes met his, then locked on them. She smiled like a schoolgirl and apparently without thinking reached up to preen her hair.
"Hellooooooo," she said.
"I want to talk to you," Remo said.
"And I you," she said.
"Good," he said. "Can we do it now?"
"I'd like nothing better," she said.
"It won't take long." /
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"The longer the better," she said. "I've been waiting quite a while to have a good, long, meaningful intercourse with someone like you."
"Mrs. Winston-Alright," said Remo, "I think you've got me all wrong."
She laughed a deep, throaty laugh, a laugh that reminded Remo somehow of a lioness in heat.
"Oh, my dear man," she said. "You have me misconstrued. I hate to see that happen. I hate to be misconstrued, when it's so easy to be correctly strued. By intercourse, I merely meant a friendly chat. Discourse. Look it up in any dictionary. When I say I want to have a long, deep intercourse with you, all I'm saying— did anyone ever tell you what nice dark eyes you have?—is that I would appreciate a truly intimate, deep, probing conversation with you. See? There's nothing to be afraid of. I don't bite."
She laughed again. "That is, unless I'm asked to. And then, only my friends."
A dip, Remo decided. A sexually frustrated dip, working out her libido in half-assed projects with half-hooples.
"Now what can I do for you?" she asked. "Be explicit."
"I'm a federal tree inspector and ..."
"I bet you're very good with limbs, aren't you?" '
"I'm even better on trunks," Remo said.
Mrs. Winston-Alright had been closing the ground between them as they spoke. Now her body was only six inches from Remo's.
Somebody cleared bis throat, and the woman turned away from Remo.
"Yes? What is it?" she demanded in the tone of an old-maid schoolteacher whose bunions hurt.
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The newcomer was a small, slim, dark man with a thick, drooping mustache, curly black hair and an almost pretty face.
"Cicely, we have to talk. There's a problem."
"Isn't there always?" she asked, and turned to give Remo a quick wink.
She put her hands on her luxurious hips and stared around her at the activity. The hundred demonstrators were slowly forming up into a single-file line, some talking quietly among themselves, others beginning to chant. Gradually, all of the demonstrators joined in. At first, the chant was a relatively mild "Trees are free, free the trees," but as the volume and tempo rose, the leaders switched to another chant, harsher and more militant to the ears. "Off our land and out of our woods. Off our land and out of our woods. Tulsa Torrent's no fucking good." It was an old trick, Remo realized. When demonstrators didn't want too much television coverage of some particular action, they unveiled their signs with obscene legends and began singing obscene chants. This was usually enough to render the film and soundtrack off-limits for the evening news shows. But this was just a warmup, Remo decided. Nothing was happening yet.
He looked over at the TV men and saw them swinging their cameras around in wide circles for crowd shots. He moved around so that his back was to the lenses.
"Everything seems to be in order," Cicely Winston-Alright was telling her associate. "What's on your mind?"
He glanced sideways at Remo.
"Oh, you mean you don't want our new friend here to know what we're talking about?"
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The man said nothing. She studied his face for a moment, then said, "Okay, dammit. Let's get it over with." To Remo she said, "Don't go away, please. We still have a lot of ... talking to do."
She and the small man walked off about twenty yards from Remo and talked to each other in a low whisper. Remo focused his hearing as easily as most people could Une up a gun with an open barn door. He listened in to their conversation.
"Our people won't wait," the man said. "Ari, the hell with them. They'll just have to wait." "They want action now," he said. "Screw 'em."
"Cicely, my love, you and I both know what's going to happen, but they don't. And right now, they're tired of all this love and kisses crap. They want to fight these bastards."
"Everybody does," said Mrs. Winston-Alright. "But not now. The time will come."
"I don't know," said the man called Ari. "There are other people getting impatient too."
The woman hesitated and began to chew her lower Up.
"You have a suggestion?" she said. "The candlelight march tonight," he said with a smile. "Suppose somebody were accidentally to drop a couple of burning candles by that stand of pines over there."
She gasped.
He held up a finger. "Not to worry," he said. "All those beautiful trees gone?" she said. "Not all of them. Just a few. Let's face it, Cicely, every war has its casualties. So a few trees die so a lot of trees can Uve."
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The woman hesitated. "I'm not sure," she said. • The man's voice was harsh as he barked out, "Cicely, you know the plan." He paused and his voice softened. "You helped work it out You agreed to it. We destroy enough trees so that the pigs find it Itoo expensive to keep on killing them. Everytime they start a tree farm, we start burning until they can't start anymore. Then we've won, and all the trees are saved."
"I'm not sure," she said again.
"If you don't have the guts, well, let's just tell these people to go home and leave the trees to the butchers of Tulsa Torrent. What are we wasting everybody's time for?"
She sighed and nodded her head in surrender.
"All right," she said. "Do it for me, will you, Ari? I have some personal business I want to handle."
"Fine, Cicely," he said, and walked away toward the chanting band of demonstrators. Within a few minutes, he had them ready to go, each of the hundred carrying a lighted candle inside an old-fashioned candle carrier. He next stopped to explain to the media the route of march and where they could set up to get the best pictures. That all done, he stopped to give special instructions to six young men, out of sight and earshot of everyone else.
The demonstration began.
Remo had not waited.
He had found Pierre LaRue standing stolidly, like a stone wall, near the footpath leading down to the copaiba road. The big Frenchman had his arms folded across his chest. He smiled as Remo approached.
"Problems," Remo said.
LaRue nodded.
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"These nut-cases are going to try to burn down the forest."
LaRue shrugged elaborately. "I expect something like that. You have idea, I think?"
Remo nodded. "Oui," he said.
The first snowball came whistling into the band of marching, singing demonstrators as they crested the road, leading toward the main headquarters of the Tulsa Torrent forest project. The packed snow caught Ari in the middle of a chant and knocked him to the ground. Three of the marchers tumbled over him. Ari got up, brushed himself off, and looked around. Then he raised his voice and addressed his followers.
"I suppose this is somebody's idea of a joke," he
roared.
No one spoke. The newsmen chuckled to each other.
^'Let me tell you this," Ari yelled. "It's not funny. Knock it off."
Splat/
The next snowball hit Ari from behind and knocked him flat again. The demonstrators began to laugh, a laugh that was started in the press corps as a few disconnected titters, then swelled to a real belly laugh that everyone joined in.
Ari got up, pointing an accusing finger at 360 degrees of the compass. Slowly the crowd quieted down.
Splat!
Ari went down again. For a
second, there was silence; then uproarious laughter; then splat, splat, splat, splat. Half a hundred times splat.
Snowballs flew into the crowd from every direction. The laughter stopped. The press tried to protect its expensive camera equipment. A few of the demonstrators
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tried to defend themselves with their own snowballs, but the only targets they found were each other.
The protest march was dissolving in a rout, and Remo, moving swiftly in a semicircular path around the roadway, could not remember having so much fun in a snowball fight since one wintry day back at the orphanage in Newark.
"That's the demonstration biz, Ari," he mumbled to himself.
He looked toward the end of the line of marchers and saw that the six men to whom Ari had given special instructions had peeled off and vanished.
Time to give Pierre LaRue help if he needed it.
Remo dropped his armful of snowballs and ran through the trees to find the big Frenchman.
LaRue needed no help. He was standing beside his bulldozer, and the dozer was parked in front of a ten-foot-by-twenty-foot, six-foot-tall snowdrift.
Remo pointed at the drift.
"You got them all?" he asked.
"Oui."
"All six of them?"
"Oui."
"Good," Remo said.
"Very good," Pierre said. "Little man, you not so bad."
"Thanks," Remo said. He went over to the huge snowdrift and shouted at it. "Don't worry. Somebody'11 find you when you thaw out in the spring."
Before he joined LaRue in his walk back through the woods to Alpha Camp, Remo stopped to look at the tires on the Mountain High bus. He nodded. They matched the tread marks he had seen outside the forest
cabin to which he had trailed Oscar Brack and one of his attackers.
When he looked back at the demonstration, it had degenerated into a big snowball party, with the marchers seeming to take out their fury on the outnumbered and always outmanned press. corps. Mrs. Cicely Winston-Alright and Ari were standing to the side, talking, out of harm's way, and the whoop of police sirens coming down the road meant that Tulsa Torrent's formal security forces would soon have the area cleared.
He would have to talk again to the Mountain Highs, Remo decided, but doing it now might just draw too much attention. It would wait till morning.
He hoped everything would wait till morning.
He wanted some sleep.
But Harvey Quibble couldn't wait till morning.
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"I saw it," Harvey Quibble squeaked. "I saw it with my own two eyes." He wheeled toward Remo, who was lounging on one of the chairs in the A-frame. "And you're not going to get away with it. No, sirree. Not as long as my name is Harvey Quibble."
"Will you calm down?" Roger Stacy said. He was standing behind the sofa, facing Quibble. Joey Webb, Pierre LaRue, and Chiun were on the other side of the room, shaking their heads in either disbelief or disgust
"No, I will not calm down," said Quibble.
"I think if you've got a problem with O'Sylvan here, then you ought to work it out through channels. You're both federal employees," Stacy said, "and to tell the truth, I could do without either of you. Why don't you both hop a plane to Washington and petition the Supreme Court for a hearing?"
"Good idea," said Remo. "Quibble, you go first. I'll catch up with you in a couple of days."
The little mouselike figure jumped up and down in anger. The corner of his left eye began twitching.
"You may all think it's funny," he yelled, "but that person tonight attacked a group of innocent, unarmed, totally peaceful citizens while they were exercising their
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legitimate rights of free speech, public assembly, and petition and redress. That's what he did."
"How'd he do that?" Stacy asked.
"He threw snowballs at them," Quibble said. ,
"I threw snowballs at them," Remo agreed.
"Snowballs?" said Stacy.
"From ambush. So that nobody could see him and take his picture," Quibble said. "But I saw him. I, Harvey P. Quibble. And I have to tell you that this has nothing to do with his job description. I thought I had this all worked out, with his new classification and all, but now I see I'm going to have to take sterner measures."
"Cut my pay another seventy-five percent," Remo said. -
"Is that all you have to say for yourself?" Stacy asked.
Remo answered in Korean.
Quibble said, "I warned you. What this man does is un-American. He even talks un-American."
"Why don't you translate it for Mr. Quibble?" Stacy asked Remo.
"He wouldn't like it."
"I demand to know what you said," Quibble said.
"It's a Korean proverb," Remo said.
"What does it mean?" asked Quibble.
"It means that the world is filled with people who will look at duck droppings and diamonds and fill their pockets with the duck droppings."
Joey Webb giggled. Pierre LaRue guffawed.
"Well, let me tell you, Mr. Know-it-all with your smart proverbs," sputtered Quibble, "this doesn't end here. I intend to see. that you never get through your probationary period with the Forestry Service."
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"Good," said Remo. "I miss the New York City subways."
Quibble left, followed a few minutes later by Pierre LaRue. When Stacy said good night, Remo followed him outside.
"Where'd you get that Harvey Quibble?" Remo asked.
Stacy shook his head. "The main company applied for some federal research funds. As soon as they got them, they got Harvey Quibble, too, to make sure that all the federal job regulations were obeyed. The company sent him up here and told me they wouldn't mind if he got lost in a snowdrift."
"He will if he keeps getting in my way," Remo said. "No sign of Oscar Brack?"
"Nothing," said Stacy.
"The reason we broke up that demonstration tonight was because the Mountain Highs were planning to start a forest fire," Remo said.
"Oh," said Stacy thoughtfully. He rubbed bis cheek, and even outdoors Remo noticed he smelled sweet.
"I thought you ought to know so you can keep your guards watching them.".
"Good idea," said Stacy.
"The two dead men up at the copa-iba farm?"
"They carried no identification," Stacy said. "The police have taken prints and are trying to find something out through Washington."
"Keep on them," Remo said. "Knowing who they are could clear this up fast." He decided not to mention the dead lumberjack.
"Chances are they're just more Mountain Highs," Stacy said.
"Maybe," said Remo. "But I don't know. Guns
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wouldn't seem to be their way. Forest fires and marches, yes. But not guns. Not snakes in cars. Not bloody fights with Brack, wherever he is."
"We'll see," Stacy said. "If I hear anything, I'll let you know."
Chiun had decided that as pleasant as sleeping before the fireplace was, the traffic patterns made it impossible for him to get a wink, so he confiscated the floor in Remo's bedroom.
Joey Webb sat down beside Remo on the couch out in the main room. She touched his arm, and Remo felt a pleasantly warm sensation where her hand rested, a feeling that he had not known for a while. "What are you thinking about?" she asked. "How much I hate women who ask me what I'm thinking about," he said.
"I deserved that," she said. "It's not much of a conversational gambit. I want to know who you are and why you're here."
"Can I sleep first?" Remo asked. /"No."
"You tell me your story, I'll tell you mine," Remo said. Maybe she would talk herself to sleep.
Joey Webb started with her earliest memory—back when she was little more than an infant and her name was Josefina Webenhaus. Of being awakened one steamy jungle night to the sound of someone screaming, of sneaking from her tent to her mother's and s
eeing some dark figures doing unmentionable things to her. Of finding her father lying dead and headless in his work tent. Of the endless nights of nightmares and eating dirt to try to stay alive. Of being rescued, along with Stacy, by Oscar Brack. Of an endless round of boarding
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schools and summer camps, punctuated only infrequently by visits from the grim Dr. Smith who had been her father's friend and had taken over responsibility for her upbringing.
She told him more. Of her struggle to get into the Duke University forestry school and how once she had gotten there, her life had blossomed because of a young professor named Danny O'Farrell, whom she had loved and to whom she had given herself. Of how Oscar would visit them both at college and arranged for them to go to work for Tulsa Torrent on her father's copa-iba project.
She spoke of the project. How over the past three years she and Danny and Oscar had searched for a way to grow the,Brazilian trees in all but the coldest of U.S. climates. How they were still stumped because the trees couldn't be raised from seedlings anywhere except in the semitropical coasts of the States. How everything just started to go wrong: trees rotting with fungus, equipment breaking down, key people being injured, and reports being lost. How Danny had become frustrated and suspected spies and began to snoop around.
And then he was killed. Joey told Remo how, in complete desperation, she had called Dr. Smith, her old guardian, and asked him for help, and how he said he'd try but she had never heard from him again.
She talked for a half-hour, seemingly without a breath or a pause, then stopped abruptly and said, "That's me. Now you."
Remo thought for a moment of telling her something, anything that might ease her opinion of Smith, the head of CURE and his boss, but decided against it. Smith deserved the grief he got in life.
"Let's just say that maybe somebody you know
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knows somebody who knows somebody who might have sent somebody like me here to help."
Joey nodded. "I wouldn't be surprised. I used to get the idea that Dr. Smith was an important man."
"Slow down. I never said anything about Harold Smith," Remo said.
"And I never told you that his name was Harold," she said. "So thanks. And thank him, too."
The sound was very quiet, so soft that even as Remo sat there looking at Joey Webb, he wasn't sure he had heard it.
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