I looked out the window at the depressing amount of open space. I hated the country. I thought about Isa and how she would be when she was mad. Elissa, when upset hadn’t been a crier, no. When she was angry, she had the amazing ability to spot the most expensive decorative item in a room and smash it. She had never spilled any tears over me, but she had cost me thousands in property damage. She was vicious. She also would do this thing where she flailed, just sort of threw her arms at you and she always had those long nails which were deadly if they connected with the right part of your body.
Shit. What if that was the thing that Isa and Elissa had in common? I thought about it. There was no way Isa would be that way. It was inconceivable. If you thought about it, Elissa was the type that got what she wanted without having to work for it. She had never had a job in her life and she was getting along just fine. I couldn’t remember whether she was single or not because it didn’t matter. I wasn’t. It also didn’t matter if she smashed a seven-thousand-dollar vintage vase because she was firstly, not the person who had bought it, and secondly, not the person who had to clean it up when it was smashed on the floor. The colloquial term was ‘spoiled’—but I preferred ‘bitch.’
Isa worked for her living, and up until recently, was living on her own and paying her own rent. She was more likely a crier. For the sake of my belongings, our belongings, I hoped she was. Not because I was intending on vexing her, but because I really didn’t want to go through what I went through with Elissa again. They were so different; they had to be different in that way, too.
They were. Isa was sweet, which was a trait that Elissa lacked. I didn’t want to limit Isa as a person; she could probably chew my balls off, too, if I rubbed her the wrong way, but Elissa went from zero to bitch a lot faster than Isa did. She was also a hell of a lot more manipulative. She lied more. She was more demanding, high maintenance. I sighed. We were together for a minute, lucky for me she was someone else’s burden to bear.
I finally got to Elissa’s house. The place wasn’t so much her house as it was one of her houses. She had two. One in the city that her parents got her when she moved out, and one outside the city for when she needed to get away. That one she had bought herself with money you would have to ask her how she procured.
It was big on the outside, built probably to comfortably hold a family of five. It held only Elissa, but she was vain enough to make up for the four missing individuals. I rang the doorbell and waited. This was going to be painful.
Elissa was beaming when she answered the door. Her skin glowed and her hair was down around her shoulders. It looked a lot longer than it did the last time I had seen her. Self-tanner and extensions, but still nice. Very nice, actually. It didn’t matter if it wasn’t real. If it looked nice, it looked nice, and Elissa—without fail—looked amazing every single hour that I had known her.
We were exes, but we had remained friends, or at least we remained familiar because the circles we ran in overlapped. I hadn’t touched another woman since marrying Isa, but she had put a ring on my finger, not a blindfold over my eyes. I was still a man, and both my eyes could see just fine. Elissa was hot. Of course, she was. Why would I have been with her if she wasn’t?
I noticed her hair was lighter, too. Not black the way she usually had it dyed. The dress she had on was either the one she had had on when she went out the night before, or the one that she had put on so she could go out today. She was overdressed. My guard went up immediately. She might have something to say to me about my dad, but that dress was not casual.
It was no use doing it, but I found myself comparing her to Isa. It was maybe a little unfair because, for one thing, Isa was my wife, and I was really beginning to like her. On top of that, she was the mother of my unborn child, which scored major points for her. I was a biased judge, but being as impartial as I could be, Isa still smoked Elissa on all counts.
Elissa was definitely a looker, but Isa’s beauty was effortless. Isa looked like the genetic meeting of Isa Loren, Marilyn Monroe, and Elizabeth Taylor. Elissa was taller, but that made us nearly eye to eye when she had heels on, too tall. She was long and lithe like a runway model, but that meant she didn’t have Isa’s tits or her nice round hips. Elissa’s father was Italian, but she had taken after her English mother and was pretty pale when she didn’t get her spray tan done. Isa turned an even and beautiful nut brown in the sun.
There was no comparing them, and even if that was what Elissa wanted to do, if this was a race, she had already lost.
She kissed me on both cheeks and led me in.
“It’s so nice to see you again,” she said. “It’s been a while since you invited me over.”
“My wife and I have been really busy. You look nice, are you heading out?”
“Oh, this? I just threw it on. You’re my only meeting today.”
She was in front of me facing the other way so she didn’t see me roll my eyes. She even had heels on. In the house. When she had nowhere to be.
Everything looked good on Elissa, but this latest look...desperation...was not cute.
“So, what do you have for me?” I asked.
“All your old favorites, what do you feel like?” she said flirtatiously. I took a deep breath. This was going to be a long chat.
“I’ll take whatever was so urgent that you couldn’t have typed it to me in any one of the twenty-plus text messages you sent me.”
“Marc, even if I had told you, we would have had to meet up anyway. It’s really deep.”
“Then spill. What do you know about my dad’s business that you couldn’t tell me over the phone?”
“Is it always just business with you, Marc? Have a drink first. I know how much you like your brandy; she’s almost your favorite girl.”
“I can’t drink. I drove here. Just tell me what it is you want to say.”
“Okay,” she said crossing her arms. “There’s someone on your dad’s team who’s rotten. He’s posing as one of your dad’s guys, but he’s actually working with the Matticchios.”
“My father has a spy?”
“Mm-hmm.”
I looked at her, waiting for her to go on. Surely that wasn’t it. That was not what I drove all the way out here to hear. It wasn’t. Isa was pregnant and alone. This was bullshit. She didn’t have a name, a suspect at least, because she was making an accusation? She couldn’t tell me how it was that she had come by this information?
“Is that it?” I asked her.
She narrowed her eyes.
“That’s all I can tell you as far as your father.”
“Why do I feel like you’re lying to me, Ally?”
“I would never lie to you, Lorenzo. I might hide things but never lie to your face.”
“I came all the way here to hear this, Elissa. Just tell me what you know so I can leave.”
“You have somewhere to be?”
“At home. With my wife.”
“Okay, I’ll tell you. But you’re going to have to stay here longer. With me. You know how traffic back into the city is. You might even have to stay the night.”
She was too close now. Both her hands were on my chest, and our bodies were nearly touching. I backed up, but she followed me.
“Hm. Great idea, but I’ll pass. What sort of husband leaves his wife alone to sleep in another woman’s house?”
“You, if you want the information.”
“I want it Elissa, but not that bad.”
I held her arms by the wrist and got her to let go of me. I turned to let myself out.
“Where are you going?” she snapped.
“Manhattan. My wife. We went over this already, Ally. If you want to waste my time, at least do it somewhere on the island.”
“Why are you so attached to that bitch anyway? She isn’t your real wife.”
“We have several legal documents stating that she is, Elissa,” I said. She was wearing my patience dangerously thin.
“You aren’t fooling anybody, you
know. Everyone knows the two of you are together because your fathers arranged the whole thing. You got married to a bitch you don’t even know.”
“Call her a bitch one more time, Elissa,” I growled. “Whatever problem you have with me is between us. You don’t slander my wife and get away with it.”
“Do you even know what her middle name is? Her birthday?”
“Shut up, Elissa.”
“You’ve known her for like a month. We’ve known each other for years, babe. We dated for years.”
Her claim that we had dated for years was tenuous. We had certainly known each other for a long time, and if you counted all the times that we had been together continuously from the first to the last, then yeah, maybe you could say we had been together for years, but she was out of line calling Isa names.
“Maybe that’s true, but she’s still the one who got the ring,” I said.
“Lorenzo, did you forget. Have you forgotten everything we used to do together? Everything I let you do to me.”
No. I hadn’t forgotten and right there, in that dress she was wearing, they all came back to me. When she used to tell me I could fuck her any way I wanted, she really meant it. We had done everything, and I do mean everything, short of mutilation and the illegal stuff. She was the sort of girl who, when I asked her if we could bring another woman into the bedroom, she had said, “What’s your type?” If I asked Isa that... I didn’t know what she would do. I wasn’t going to find out. I had no desire to fuck anyone else, but Elissa had a point. She was a freak, and I had definitely enjoyed that. Too bad she wasn’t Isa.
“What’s your point, Elissa?”
“Leave her. Ditch your fake wife and your fake marriage and you can have it all again. Everything. Whatever you want.”
“This was cute for about the first five minutes, but you’re pissing me off, Elissa. I’m leaving.”
“Because you’re married? Did that girl cut your balls off when she put that ring on your finger? What’s a piece of paper got to do with the two of us?”
“Goodbye, Ally,” I said, turning my back to her.
“Tell your little wifey hi for me. Ask her if she got the letter I sent her. If fact, just give me her number so I can ask her myself.”
I turned and faced her. She had this smug look on her face, as if she had really hit a nerve. It was warranted because she had. There was no way Elissa was in communication with Isa. Isa had asked me specifically not to invite her over anymore. My ex and my wife were not friends. A letter? They weren’t fucking pen pals, were they? What the hell was she talking about?
“What did you do, Elissa?”
“I sent a letter,” she shrugged. “Loads of people do it.”
“Elissa, you can mess with me all you want. If you harass my wife—”
“You’ll what? Send your goons after me? Kill my brother? What?”
If she was a man, we could have thrown fists and called it a day. Mind games were just tiring. I didn’t need it. Isa didn’t need it either.
“What was in the letter?”
“You were in such a hurry to get home, why don’t you go and ask her?”
Chapter 9
Isa
One day was all right. Two days was fine, too. That was a weekend. Three days had gone by now and I was starting to worry.
Lorenzo was a big boy. He didn’t need me to take care of him. He could take care of himself. I didn’t need him really to take care of me either, but we were married. A big part of that was living under the same roof, and frankly, underneath this roof was getting a little lonely.
I missed him. Plain and simple. I hadn’t seen him in a few days...and I wanted to see my husband.
I was also a little paranoid that us being apart was somehow stunting our momentum with how well we had been getting along. It would have been nice to have him around. It would also have been nice to be able to touch him and let him touch me instead of talking about what we wanted to do to each other over the phone.
I still didn’t even know where the hell he was.
There was part of me that was extremely upset about this and another part that felt nothing strong in any particular way. Indifferent. That was it...indifferent. If he wasn’t telling me, then maybe it was because it was safer for me not to know. How about that? If he wasn’t telling me, maybe there was a chance it was illegal and he didn’t want me to know about it so I couldn’t testify against him in court or have charges brought against me. I was his wife though. I was already spared from that if the situation ever came down to legal trouble.
The fact that I was so chill about it had to mean that it was totally kosher. Or at least a little bit kosher. It was something that wouldn’t turn my stomach or make me hold it against him. I didn’t have that much room to talk. I was as much in the shit as he was without being in the inner circle. Whatever it was that he did, it was the same thing that my father did, and it was what had supported my family my whole life. It had paid for culinary school. It was a part of me whether I wanted it to be or not. Someone had been trying to kill me apparently, and that was a part of it, too. There was very little he could say that could really shock me, but I was glad that he was making the choice to spare me.
It was probably more confusing than I even cared to puzzle out. Besides, it was the money that mattered, and I needed the money to be enough to support the baby. If Lorenzo had seen the charges on his credit card for the crib, bath, and car seat, he was not affronted by the price.
I had found things to do while I waited for my husband, all of them baby related. None of the items had come in yet, but it felt great to finally be able to direct myself in some way that was productive. I was in the kitchen when the mail came, so I brought it in. For some reason, it wasn’t our usual mail carrier, it was a courier, and they had one letter, apparently for me.
The envelope was large, and there was an address on it that I didn’t recognize. It was addressed to the house, which was Lorenzo’s house, but to me by name. It wasn’t even the bank or anything. Someone had genuinely sent me a letter. An extremely long letter, judging from the heft of the envelope. I went upstairs with it and entered Lorenzo’s home office to use his letter opener—because why not. He had invited me to use the room and the computer in it to make the purchases that I was making through Amazon. The invitation to use his private computer unmonitored didn’t go unnoticed, but I just used mine. I sat at the huge desk and cut the envelope open. There were a number of sheets inside which I pulled out, looking at the first one.
My stomach felt like it was on fire. My throat felt dry—like I had just eaten sand—and my hands began to shake. The sheet was printed with a picture that looked like it was taken in fairly low light. Lorenzo was in the image. It wasn’t the best picture quality, and it was in profile, but it was definitely him. Next to him, looking up at the camera with a smile on her face, was definitely Elissa Lazzerini. Lorenzo’s ex.
I asked him not to have her over. I asked so little of him, why didn’t he give me that one thing? I didn’t know the location, but it didn’t matter where it was. The fact was that they were together somewhere, apparently naked. The images only got worse from there. There were seven images in total.
Elissa in various stages of undress, kissing, touching and straight up fucking Lorenzo. There was even a picture where Lorenzo kissed Elissa while some woman I didn’t even recognize sucked his dick. I wanted to look away, but I couldn’t. Once I had recognized Lorenzo in them, I wanted to see what he was doing. Maybe if I looked hard enough, it would stop being him. Maybe if I looked closer, it wouldn’t be Elissa he was with. Was it really going to make a difference whether it was Elissa or another woman?
Even worse were the shots where both of them were looking right at the camera, as if they knew it was there. This wasn’t a case of revenge porn. This wasn’t stills from a sex tape that one of them, Elissa most likely, had surreptitiously filmed. They had taken the pictures on purpose. They wanted evidence of the fact th
at they had been together.
The worst part, because yes, it got worse was the eighth sheet of paper. It was about half the size of the rest, and it wasn’t printed like the rest of them. Instead were the five most ominous words I had ever read in my life: ‘He’s with me right now.’
Handwritten...in what I figured was Elissa’s handwriting.
My body must have stopped. I hadn’t died, but I didn’t feel all the way there anymore looking at the pictures. Two warring camps of my psyche immediately opened fire on each other. The pictures were fake. They had to be. No, they were real, and this was the reason he hadn’t been back home in three days.
I felt torn. I felt drunk on a sick cocktail of jealousy, anger, and insecurity. How could he do this to me? Why would he do this to me? What had I done to him to make him go back to his ex and document the evidence? I knew I hadn’t been the most open to sex with him in the beginning, but he couldn’t hold that against me, could he? Sure his conjugal rights were important and I was his wife, but we were strangers in the most literal sense. We knew close to nothing about each other—and we had been thrown into living in the same house, forced to act as a couple though we hadn’t been out even once together.
Was I even allowed to be this upset? We were married, and the marriage was legal, but we weren’t a couple. We had been set up by our parents, and both of us had been tremendously against being together, in the beginning anyway. My pulse quickened.
Was that when this happened?
During those awful first two weeks? He had obviously sought her out, or her him at some point during the last month or so that we had been together. Had it been then? He was never really clear about where and what his work was. She had come to the house more than once, and she had been all over him both times, him not exactly doing much to discourage her. Would I have been this mad to see these pictures back then?
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