Jorge got off the bed, retrieved his suit jacket from the floor and found his Palm VII. Using the pen, he scribbled some numbers and checked the downloaded Executive Escorts listing of services. Stacy, looking over his shoulder, was astonished at the menu — it was like a spa’s, only dirty. Finally, he said, “The straight sex is applied to an hourly rate of five hundred until twelve A.M. To stay until morning, it’s a flat rate of one thousand. Plus two hundred for the bath and shampoo (an extra fifty for conditioning), one hundred dollars for the brush-out and blow dry — I’m very good, by the way, I’ll make your hair straight as a pin — and an additional three hundred for the singing, unless you want something by Frank Sinatra, in which case it’s jacked up to three fifty. Fiona already paid a thousand, which covers me until midnight. The balance: two thousand, one hundred dollars.” He showed Stacy his calculations.
She whistled. “That much?”
“I’m worth it.”
“And for a quickie, right now?”
“It’s eleven forty-five. We still have fifteen minutes on Fiona’s tab. We can do it and leave, and you wouldn’t owe a penny,” he said. He smiled seductively. “It’d be my pleasure, Stacy.”
She grinned. No doubt he’d be thrilled. She was still young and — dare she say so herself — foxy. His obvious (like a frozen herring) attraction was visible and tempting. So were his time-tested skills.
She stood up and pulled down her skirt. “Can I have your number?” she asked.
He handed her an engraved card. “I’ll come down ten percent on the package. And that’s out of my own pocket.”
“Keep it in your pocket, Jorge.” It wasn’t the money. Stacy could pay for a week of Jorge. She wasn’t sure she could afford the emotional cost just yet.
She leaned down and kissed him sweetly and regretfully. He said, “Twenty percent. And that’s my final offer.”
“Still over my limit,” she said. “But you never know when those lines are going to be redrawn. You may hear from me.” If she got desperate on Sunday, her last day of non-virgin status, she could change her mind. She left him alone on the bed, blond and boyish, honey-colored eyes already checking his Palm VII for his next appointment.
Back in the hallway of her SoHo apartment building, Stacy found her Palm III in her evening bag and called up her To Do list of men. She’d crossed off a couple names (been there, not done that), and added a half dozen question marks alongside the name “Jorge.” She unlocked her door and was greeted by the comfortable clutter of her living room. She took a step inside and spotted a white square of paper on the floor.
She picked it up. It read:
Come to the roof at midnight tonight.
It was signed “4C.”
Her heart pounded. The fates might be smiling on her after all. She hadn’t given in to temptation, and this was her reward! She checked her watch. Just past midnight. She ran as fast as she could, up the rickety fire escape stairs, to the roof.
He wasn’t there. All she found on the flat black-top roof were a couple of empty bottles of Brooklyn Lager, and a full one. Underneath it, a wet ring of condensation smudging the inky letters, sat another note. It read:
I waited until 12:15, and then I had to leave. I would have stayed longer, but every minute started to feel like an hour, and I hate waiting. I’ve probably completely fabricated a connection between us, and you’re not coming anyway. Plus, I’m out of beer, except for this last one, and I need a few more before I can even think about going to sleep. For the record, I’m not an alcoholic. I just like a few beers on a Friday night in July. Hope you do, too. You must. I wouldn’t be attracted to you otherwise. Anyway, I’ve been writing this for a couple minutes to kill time, and I’m out of space. But you’ll never read this, because as soon as I get back from the bar, I’m coming up here to destroy the evidence. On the odd chance you do see this note, try my door. You might catch me. And have the beer.
She did like beer in July! She didn’t think he was an alcoholic. He hasn’t fabricated the connection. And she was attracted to him, too! Heart still thumping like a rabbit, Stacy grabbed the bottle and raced back down the steps. She knocked loudly on 4C’s door. Nothing.
Damn. It. But underneath the frustration, Stacy was in love with these little notes. She felt attended to. Like she and Vampire Boy had a secret life, a shadow life, conducted on pink and white paper. She had been rewarded for turning down Jorge. Just look at this bottle of beer in her hand. Proof that Vampire Boy existed. He’d left her a gift. And one of these days, they would meet and talk to each other. And it would be perfect.
Life was not worth living without sex and love. If you weren’t in a relationship, or pursuing one, you were off track. That was what Gigi XXX had written. Vampire Boy’s note — a rambling, self-conscious spill — and the swell of excitement in her blood made Stacy wonder if Gigi was right.
Stacy searched in her bag for her pad of pink paper. She wrote:
I’m sorry I missed you. Can we try again? The roof, tomorrow for dinner. I’ll be there at 7:30 with my Hibachi. Please join us.
Affectionately, Stacy
And thanks for the beer.
She slipped the note under Vampire Boy’s door.
Chapter Sixteen
Saturday afternoon
Fiona was disappointed and hurt. In her exact words, she said, “I’m disappointed and hurt. I gave you Jorge like a present with a bow. And you blew it. That’s not the Stacy Temple I’ve grown to respect and admire. That’s not the woman I see as my protégé, my grasshopper. And the worst thing is, now I wonder about you, Stacy. How on earth could you walk away from spending a night — no strings attached — with gorgeous Jorge? Please explain it to me, because I need to know.”
The Dark Lady — living up to her nickname in black vinyl today (vinyl may have passed its prime several years ago, and it was 95 degrees in the shade of a No Parking sign, but Fiona was a flawed fashion force that couldn’t be stopped, come hell or haute water) — had already spent the bulk of her morning telling anyone who’d listen about yesterday’s dual triumphs: Credit Suisse and a large man with a big “Finnish.” Only Stacy knew the truth, that her boss had paid a fortune for her sham of a foreigner.
Clearly, Fiona thought paying for sex — and having a bang-up time — was just as satisfying as seducing a man on one’s own power. Stacy believed that a steady diet of sex for money would lead to a horrible mass of twisted morals and the inevitable erosion of self-worth. If she vocalized her theory, Fiona would call her a blasphemer and Stacy would be fired on the spot. In this office, where the personal (or, precisely, the intimates) were professional, questioning the practices of the boss was strictly forbidden. So Stacy laid low, busied herself with endless tasks and phone calls, and tried to avoid Fiona.
But she couldn’t steer clear for long. Shortly after lunch, Stacy was summoned to Fiona’s office to receive the “I’m hurt” speech. And now, as Fiona tapped her sharpened nails on the marble top of her desk, Stacy concocted an answer that would be pleasing to her boss, without compromising her own morals.
“I was scared,” she said. “Dearly tempted, and grateful for the opportunity. God knows I need all the help I can get. But when push came to shove, as it were, if I may, I chickened out.”
“You weren’t scared, Stacy.”
“I was terrified.”
Fiona smiled wickedly. “Guess how old I am.”
Stacy didn’t dare. “Thirty-nine?” she asked.
“Oh, come on, Stacy,” said Fiona. “Take a real guess. Go ahead. I want you to.”
“Forty-two?”
“Way off.”
“Forty-five?”
“I’m fifty-seven. And I know that look in your eye, Stacy. You were afraid to guess my age because you didn’t want to offend me. And you’re scared to admit that paying for sex is distasteful to you. And that I may be a monster for doing it so easily. Jorge didn’t frighten you at all. I’m the one who terrifies you.”
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nbsp; Stacy fumbled. “No, he was very scary. Big and menacing and he had a very frightful price list.”
Meanwhile, Stacy thought, even in her mad brain scramble, Fiona is 57??? That was Stacy’s mother’s age (well, Belinda was 60, but close). How could a woman her mother’s age dress in vinyl and screw whores?
Fiona said, “I’m going to explain to you why a woman my age wears vinyl and screws whores.”
Stacy said, “You don’t have to.”
“That’s just it, Stacy. I don’t have to do anything. I put myself above judgment because I have absolute clarity. The older I get, the more I’m sure: An active sex life is the key to happiness. When you’re a sexual animal, you are fully functional of mind, body, spirit. If you are asexual, all areas of life run below par. For me to be a complete woman, I must be as sexually active as possible.” By this math, Stacy, in her sexually inactive incompleteness, was nothing but a pinkie toe.
“And here’s the part I’ve learned from men,” Fiona continued. “Romantic relationships force you to compromise your vision, ideas, creativity, and accomplishments. Look at Janice. She limps through each day, desperate to make a romantic connection. If she let go of her ideals, she’d be a genius. A force. An inspiration.”
Life without love may leave room for other things. But surely, love inspires. Is a force in and of itself. Stacy said, “When Janice does find love…”
“Like that’ll ever happen. Janice called in sick this morning. She must have had a disastrous date with that Internet lawyer, and now she can’t face herself or her colleagues. For all I know, she’s slashing her wrists.”
Stacy bit her lip. She could only imagine the horror of Janice’s date last night, only adding to her depression about turning 50. Stacy would pay her a visit later in the afternoon. Bring her some cookies. See if she could cheer her up. Would Janice attempt suicide? Stacy couldn’t believe it.
Neither did Fiona. She said, “I’m kidding, of course. Janice would never do anything that stupid. Besides, she’s used to having bad dates by now. In fact, one could argue that she keeps going out with lousy men because she wants to be disappointed. This is her way of avoiding the relationship she’s been socially conditioned to believe she’s always wanted.”
That was logic Stacy had used on herself.
Fiona continued, “So tell me the truth: Do you really think that Janice is going to find what she says she’s looking for?”
“No, Fiona. I don’t.”
“I agree. I’ve had my share of relationships, and they’ve all ended the same way. When I hit forty, I decided to make a change. The cycle of expectation and disappointment would end. I’d feed my body the sex it needs, and I’d avoid emotional attachments. And, in the seventeen years since then, I’ve made millions of dollars, become famous, created a life of luxury and privilege, and have been very happy.”
“Not lonely?” asked Stacy, venturing into land strewn with mines.
“Do you think I’m lonely?” she asked.
With that one arched eyebrow and the half-smile, Fiona seemed the picture of smug contentment. Stacy searched underneath her boss’s surgically smoothed face to find a hint of loneliness or desperation or even the faintest wrinkle of regret about her choices. Nothing. Fiona was a marvel. She may be the first, and only, woman in New York with no worries. Except for one.
“You might feel lonely if thongs.com doesn’t make it,” said Stacy.
A glint of anger crept across Fiona’s eyes, darkening them. She said, “If thongs.com goes under, I’ll find something else. And, Stacy, so will you. You’ll react exactly as I will, because you’re just like me. And let’s cut even closer to the bone. The reason you walked out on Jorge wasn’t fear at all. It was money. You didn’t want to spend the money. That’s exactly what happened to me the first time I was with an escort. After a day or two to think about it, I decided he’d be worth the cost. So I called him back.”
Fiona dipped her hand into the super slim top drawer of her desk. She found a green slip of paper, a check, and pushed it across the tabletop toward Stacy.
Stacy picked it up and read the amount. “Two thousand dollars.”
“Made out to you,” said Fiona. “I’ve always felt a kindred spirit in you, Stacy. I look at you and see myself at your age. I think we can have a long friendship and business partnership. I’ll need someone like you for my next move. And, just between you and me, it’s a biggie. I can’t say more at this point. But I need to know we’re on the same page first. You took Jorge’s phone number. Use it. And then, once you have, we can talk about what comes next.”
Stacy thanked her boss and left the office with the check. She couldn’t quite believe what had just gone down. Was Fiona really saying that unless Stacy used a male hooker, she has no place in her inner business circle? There had to be some form of sexual harassment in that equation. Fiona had been only half right. Stacy had been tempted by the sex Jorge offered. Sorely tempted (she’d been feeling the sore point keenly since she’d left the hotel room last night). The money had been a factor in her refusal. But there were other factors at work, too, that would prevent Stacy from paying for sex whether she could afford it or not. She’d rather pick up some loser with no sexual experience in a bar than pay a gorgeous erotically trained and talented escort in a glorious hotel room. No, that didn’t make much sense. She’d rather pass on both, which might help explain why she’d been inactive all this time.
Back in her office, she felt an acute need to touch base with someone who actually had a heart. She started to call her mother’s number, but reconsidered (she had only half a heart). Instead, she dialed Janice’s home phone. The machine picked up. If Janice were sick, wouldn’t she answer the phone? If she’d done something terrible to herself, say, if she were lying, veins open, in a bath of her own blood, grabbing the phone would be impossible. Or if she were extremely depressed, she couldn’t lift her hand to cradle the receiver. Stacy had to check on her. She had to make sure Janice was okay. Without alerting the authorities of her whereabouts, Stacy grabbed her red leather tote from Prada, and took a taxi to Greenwich Village.
Janice lived on Fifth Avenue, right on the edge of Washington Square Park. Her building, an early 1950s deco triumph, had official New York City landmark status. This meant that the edifice couldn’t be torn down for new construction, and that any modifications on the facade had to be approved by the Landmarks Preservation Commission (which, famously, never agreed to any changes on their designated buildings — even inarguable improvements). Janice had been fortunate enough (insanely fortunate), to inherit her “classic six” apartment (two baths, three bedrooms) from her ex-husband’s dead grandmother. The old woman, who died about 20 years ago, left the cooperative apartment to Janice and her children, not even including her grandson’s name in her will. Since Janice was still married at the time, and New York is a community property state, it took some legal wrangling and outright begging to convince her husband to let her keep the apartment during the divorce settlement. She wisely gave him everything they had — their car, the stocks, their savings, even pieces of family jewelry, and an additional $50,000 in cash (payable over five years), to be sole owner of the co-op, valued in 1984 at $200,000. Here in 1999, she could sell it in approximately five minutes for $2 million. Janice, ergo, was never too concerned about money.
Stacy parted the building’s metal doors and walked into the lobby, checking her appearance in the beveled glass mirrors. The doorman smiled as Stacy approached. She’d been to Janice’s building dozens of times, dropping off paperwork, attending thongs.com parties. Stacy’s own apartment in SoHo was an easy walk away. The doorman was at least 70, had been working behind that same desk for the last 40 years. He was a sweet, old man who provided zero protection to the building’s inhabitants. But in this city, where the doorman’s union was more powerful than the board of education, his tenure was written in stone (which is how things were written back in his day). He told Stacy that Ms. Strumph was at hom
e. He asked if Stacy wanted him to call her. Stacy told him that she was paying a surprise visit and that she’d just go up and knock.
If Stacy had a doorman (she didn’t), and he let anyone, even someone she knew well who was not a threat to her personal safety, ascend to her apartment without warning, she’d be livid. But Janice was far more forgiving than Stacy would ever be, and Stacy didn’t want to risk Janice’s instructing the doorman to send her away. A surprise might be the only way to keep Janice from getting into the tub, a plugged-in hair dryer in one hand and a razor blade in the other.
Janice lived on the eighth floor. Stacy knocked on her door softly. No response. She knocked harder. Still nothing. The fear that Janice might have done herself harm inched up Stacy’s spine, and she used the blast of panic to pound with both fists on Janice’s door, screaming her name.
That brought a response. Janice, tiny and sleepy eyed, her hair wet and curly, opened the door.
“Stacy?” she asked, surprised. Janice was wrapped in a white towel. With streaming white scarves tied around each wrist! As tourniquets? Was she trying to make the veins pop to better her aim? Or had she already made the first cuts?
“I knew it!” screamed Stacy. “Let me in. Where’s the razor? You can’t kill yourself, Janice. You’re loved. I love you. Your children love you.” Stacy pushed past her boss and ran into the apartment. She nearly tripped on the Kilim rug in the hall, stumbling into the Queen Anne sideboard, rattling the china. Once she’d righted herself, she ran into Janice’s bedroom (the pink toile everywhere — the walls, the bed, the curtains — was always a shock). The door to the master bath was closed. Janice had tried to hide the accessories of suicide, no doubt. Stacy would find the straight razor and destroy it. Or empty the tub so Janice couldn’t electrocute herself.
She threw open the door. Her eyes immediately went to the porcelain pedestal sink where she’d assumed she’d find a blade, already ruddy-edged and sticky with human blood. Nothing there. And then, Stacy caught the creepy feeling of another presence in the room. She froze in place. Then slowly, she turned around to face the tub. Behind the steamy shower door, movement. Stacy grabbed hold of the silver handle and pulled it open.
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