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by Andrew Shaffer




  This is a work of fiction. All names, places, and characters—including those based on real people, living or dead—as well as characterizations and opinions are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events is entirely coincidental.

  Copyright © 2018 by Andrew Shaffer

  Cover illustration © 2018 by Jeremy Enecio, Levy Creative

  Management NYC

  All rights reserved. Except as authorized under U.S. copyright law, no part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

  Library of Congress Cataloging in Publication Number: 2017951339

  ISBN 9781683690399

  Ebook ISBN 9781683690405

  Typeset in Sabon, Gotham, and Trajan

  eBook design adapted from printed book design by Doogie Horner

  Cover illustration by Jeremy Enecio

  Production management by John J. McGurk

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  FOR UNCLE JOE

  IT IS BETTER TO LIGHT A CANDLE THAN TO CURSE THE DARKNESS.

  —W. L. Watkinson

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  THANKS, OBAMA.

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  Acknowledgments

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Acknowledgments (Reprise)

  About the Author

  1

  The night this all started, I was in a black Irish mood.

  And that was before I learned my friend was dead.

  I was sitting at my computer, and I’d stumbled across one of those so-called paparazzi videos. It opened with a wide shot of Cape Town’s fabled Table Mountain. The camera panned down to the white-capped waves in the harbor. An impossibly long speedboat entered the frame, cutting through the surf like a buttered bullet. A parasailor trailed behind the boat, high in the sky, tethered to the stern by a thin rope. The camera zoomed in on the daredevil’s face, and I saw that my old friend Barack Obama was having the time of his life.

  Unencumbered by his dead-weight loser vice president, 44 was on the vacation to end all vacations. Windsurfing on Richard Branson’s private island. Kayaking with Justin Trudeau. BASE jumping in Hong Kong with Bradley Cooper. Barack wasn’t simply tempting the fates—he was daring them. And why not? If he could survive eight long years as the first black US president, he could survive anything.

  Not that I was worried about him.

  I was done getting all worked up over Barack Obama.

  I forced myself to look away from the computer. I turned to face the dartboard on the back wall of my office. It was an old Christmas gift from my daughter. I’d kept it in storage for many years, but now I finally had some free time on my hands.

  Maybe too much free time.

  “One call,” I said to my faithful companion, Champ. “Is that too much to ask?”

  The dog glanced up with indifference. He’d heard it all before.

  “Just one phone call,” I said.

  With a snap of the wrist, I sent the dart sailing across the room. It hit its mark, right between Bradley Cooper’s piercing blue eyes.

  “Eight years.” I plucked the darts from the shredded magazine cover taped to the board. “And not even a gosh-darned postcard.”

  Barack even had the gall to tell People magazine that we still went golfing together on occasion. To save face, I repeated the lie. The truth was, there hadn’t been any golf outings. No late-night texting. Not even a friendly poke on Facebook.

  I watched the skies for smoke signals; I read the New York Times, dissecting headlines, looking for clues he might have left me. Nothing. Sometimes late at night, after Jill was sound asleep, I scrolled through the old text messages Barack and I had exchanged a lifetime ago. It was an exercise in futility. If I kept picking at the wound, it was never going to heal.

  In the darkness outside my office window, I glimpsed a tiny flickering light.

  I turned off my desk lamp to get a better look, and there it was again: a pinprick of orange light, like a firefly…or a cigarette.

  A prowler? Maybe.

  Only one way to find out.

  “Let’s go, Champ.”

  The dog’s ears perked up. I spun the dial on the small closet safe. There were two things inside: my Medal of Freedom…and my SIG Sauer pistol. The bean shooter was a gift I’d bought for myself, in spite of Jill’s objections. “Aren’t your shotguns enough?” she’d asked. “What on earth could you need a handgun for?”

  For times like this, Jill.

  I slipped the pistol into the waistband at the small of my back, then tucked my polo shirt over it.

  I called to my wife, “I’m letting Champ out.” She didn’t answer back. I could hear the TV playing in our bedroom. Law and Order. I should have been watching with her. Instead I opened the back door.

  As soon as I did, Champ raced across the lawn and tore off into the woods. The motion light over the back porch should have kicked on, but the bulb was burnt out.

  It was an old one, I guess.

  Old bulbs were meant to burn out.

  The moon was full enough to light up the backyard. Our 7,000-square-foot lake house sat on four acres of property. Late at night, it was possible to imagine you were all alone in the world.

  Tonight, however, I wasn’t alone.

  Ahead in the woods was that pinprick of light.

  And now I smelled tobacco, a familiar brand.

  Marlboro Reds.

  Don’t get your hopes up, I told myself. “Hope” is just a four-letter word.

 
I crossed the yard, walking to the spot where Champ had disappeared into the trees. At the edge of the clearing, I spied a vertically challenged man in a dark gray suit and matching tie. He had short, spiky hair, like he’d recently been discharged from the Marines and was letting it grow out. An earpiece wire disappeared into his collar. Secret Service.

  My heart was beating faster than a dog licking a dish.

  My own security detail had been dismissed several weeks earlier. Vice presidents were granted six months of protection following their time in office and not a day more unless there were extenuating circumstances.

  “Nice night for a walk,” I said.

  Secret Service nodded toward the woods, showing me the way. I ducked under a low-hanging branch and kept walking. The heavy foliage overhead diffused the moonlight. I had to tread carefully to avoid the underbrush. The smell of burning tobacco grew stronger. I called for Champ.

  In response, I heard flint striking metal. A lighter, close by.

  I swiveled around. There. To my left, by the big oak. Ten paces away. A man crouched low, scratching Champ behind the ears. German shepherds don’t take to strangers, but this man was no stranger.

  He rose to his feet, a slim figure in his black hand-tailored suit. His white dress shirt was unbuttoned at the neck. He took a long drag off his cigarette and exhaled smoke with leisure.

  Barack Obama was never in a hurry.

  2

  I offered a handshake. Barack turned it into a fist bump. It was a greeting I’d never been able to master, but I gave it my best shot.

  Barack smirked. Just like old times.

  “Thought you quit smoking,” I said.

  He took another long drag off his cigarette. “I did.”

  I wiped my brow. It had been an unusually hot and humid summer. In the past couple of years, I’d become more sensitive to temperature extremes. I was either too hot or too cold. Never comfortable.

  “It’s been a while,” he said.

  “Has it?” I asked, tracing a circle in the dirt with my foot.

  “You keeping busy?”

  “I’ve been laying tile in the master bath.”

  Barack laughed. “If I’d known Jill was putting you to work, I’d have dropped by sooner. Michelle wants granite countertops, and I don’t even know where to start.”

  “I’m sure Bradley Cooper could help.”

  “You saw those pictures, huh?”

  “Everybody saw them.”

  “Well, you know me. Laying low was never my style.”

  I grunted a response.

  He put out his cigarette on a tree. “I’m sure Jill’s waiting, so I’ll get right to the point.” He returned the extinguished butt to his pack of Marlboros. Even when he was smoking, he was still a Boy Scout. “There’s been an incident I think you should know about.”

  Of course. Now it all made sense. Barack wasn’t here to rekindle our friendship. He was here on business.

  “An incident,” I repeated.

  “Does the name Finn Donnelly ring any bells?”

  Of course it did. Anybody who rode the Wilmington to DC line knew Finn Donnelly. “He’s an Amtrak conductor,” I said. “The finest one I know.”

  “He was hit by a train this morning. I’m sorry, Joe.”

  The news struck me in the chest like an open-field tackle. I tried to speak, but the words caught in my throat. Barack said something else, but I’d stopped hearing him.

  There was a time I’d seen Finn every day. Back when I was commuting to and from the Senate. We’d traveled thousands of miles together. After I became vice president, riding Amtrak was too challenging—too many Secret Service agents and security protocols. I’d only seen Finn once since the election, in passing. I’d spent the last few weeks thinking I ought to reach out to him, maybe try to catch up, but now…

  Barack put a hand on my shoulder, steadying me. “I had a hunch you knew him. I wanted to tell you myself, before you heard from somewhere else.”

  He told me everything the Wilmington PD had learned about the accident. Finn hadn’t reported for work in the morning, and by the time a replacement conductor was found, the 7:46 a.m. Acela was a half hour behind schedule. While rounding a corner on the way out of town, the engineer spotted somebody lying on the tracks. At the speed the train was going, there was no safe way to avoid a collision.

  “Why didn’t he move?” I asked.

  “Could be he suffered a heart attack, or some other medical emergency. The state medical examiner couldn’t tell, based on the condition of the body. They’re running some blood samples. It’s going to take time before we know more.”

  It was unbelievable. Preposterous. I’d known Finn better than most of my fellow committee members on Capitol Hill. I knew his favorite singer was Michael Jackson—even after all the hoopla, Finn stuck by his man. I knew he was a Patriots fan—through all the hoopla with them as well. I also knew Finn had a wife, and a little girl, Grace. Finn had been a decade younger than me, and close to retirement age (or what used to pass for retirement age). His girl wasn’t so little now. She was probably just starting college.

  And now her father was dead.

  “The police found something,” Barack said, holding out a piece of paper.

  It was a full-page black-and-white printout of an online map, with a familiar address punched into the search bar. The cold steel in my waistband sent a shiver up my spine. The house I shared with my wife was identified by a little dot in the center of the page.

  “Where did they find this?”

  “He had a desk on the train. Wilmington PD thought maybe the guy was stalking you. They reached out to Secret Service, who explained you were not their problem anymore.”

  “Not their problem,” I said with a chortle.

  “In about as many words.”

  “So, what, they fob it off on the FBI?”

  Barack nodded. “And the FBI said it sounded like a Secret Service problem. After another back-and-forth, someone who used to work in the presidential detail reached me through one of my current agents. They thought I might have your number, I guess. I said I’d let you know myself, to see what you wanted to do. If anything.”

  That was the world we lived in now. Nobody wanted to take responsibility for anything anymore. Not even inside the highest levels of government.

  Especially inside the highest levels of government.

  “You could have called.”

  Barack shrugged. “It was a nice night for a drive.”

  “You also could have rung the doorbell.”

  “I was thinking about it,” he said.

  “Well, let us know you’re coming next time, and we’ll have a cold beer waiting.”

  I refolded the map and tried to give it back.

  “That’s a copy. Keep it.”

  I glanced back at the master bedroom window, where the TV was flickering. The thought that Finn would ever stalk me was beyond ludicrous. Still…“Is there any indication Finn was part of…something larger?”

  Barack shook his head. “Not ISIL, if that’s what you’re asking. The Service ran him through all the databases. Not a single red flag. No recent weapons purchases.”

  “Are there any reporters on this thing?”

  “The accident—yes. The rest of the story—no. The police are sitting on the case until they hear from Steve.”

  “Steve?”

  “You passed him at the edge of the woods.”

  “Secret Service,” I said. “Friendly guy.”

  Barack shrugged. “He gets the job done.”

  Champ trotted to my side. I scratched him behind the ears. “Who else knows about the map?”

  “An engineer turned it in to the cops, so it’s passed through a couple of hands,” Barack said. “There’s a lieutenant working as the poi
nt person. Her detectives have started legwork on the case already. Plus two or three guys in the Service know. Too many people to make this thing disappear, if that’s what you’re thinking.”

  That is what I had been thinking, and Barack could see it on my face.

  “What about his family?” I asked.

  “They’re planning the funeral. We’ve left them in the dark about everything.”

  “Let’s keep it that way, at least for now,” I said. “I’m not asking for a cover-up. Just a little discretion. They don’t need this. Let them make their peace first.”

  “If we hint that there’s a national security interest at stake here, we can stop it from spilling into the papers. At least until after the funeral. In the meantime…”

  “Yeah?”

  “You should look into getting some private security. I just walked right up to your house. Your backyard motion light was out, too.” He tossed a lightbulb to me. “You really ought to replace this with a compact fluorescent or an LED. They cost more up front but pay for themselves after just a few years.”

  “Thanks,” I said.

  I turned back to my house, then paused. The old bulb was, of course, from the motion light on the back porch. Of that much I was sure.

  However, the socket was more than twelve feet above the porch. You couldn’t reach it without a ladder. “Wait, how did you…”

  I glanced over my shoulder, but no one was there. Barack had disappeared back into the inky darkness, same as he’d come, leaving nothing behind but the stale smell of smoke.

 

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