“Look at this picture,” Phillip says.
I squat down to see the photo he’s holding. I’m around eleven, Paul twelve, and Phillip is two years old. Paul and I are throwing him to each other, playing catch with our little brother in this very living room, twentysomething years ago. Phillip loved that, would laugh hysterically, his eyes wide with excitement as we launched him airborne at each other. Pay catch, Yudd. Pay catch, Pole. We are all smiling in the picture, three brothers having a grand old time just playing around in the living room, no agendas, no buried resentments or permanent scars. Even un
der the best of circumstances, there’s just something so damn tragic about growing up.
“Look here,” Phillip says, pointing to the corner of the photo. “In the breakfront.”
The breakfront has two sets of glass doors, behind which Mom keeps her crystal glasses and the good china.
“I don’t see anything.”
“Look at the glass on the last door.”
I stare at the picture and then, just as I’m about to give up, I see it, a reflection in the glass, a face and arms. Dad, watching us from off cam
era, smiling widely as Phillip flies between us. The breakfront still stands against the living room wall, and I look into the glass doors a moment. When I look back down Phillip is smiling at me.
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study,” Phillip says. When Phillip was little, he would put on his toy tool belt and stand beside Dad as he fixed things in the house. “Th e compres
sor is shot,” he would repeat solemnly, brimming with self-importance. He was a very cute kid, and I can remember how much we all adored him, how even then, I hated the fact that he had to grow older. The baby is still crying her little lungs out upstairs. I lean forward to tousle Phillip’s hair. “I’m going to go check on that baby.”
“They’re letting her cry,” Mom says.
“That doesn’t make it right.”
Phillip watches me as I stand back up and head for the stairs.
“Judd.”
“Yeah.”
He grins. “You smell like pussy.”
11:40 p.m.
Serena stops crying the instant I pick her up. Her head is bald like an old man’s, with just a ring of dark hair around the perimeter. She feels almost weightless against my chest in her little pink pajamas. “It’s okay,”
I say softly, and make other idiotic sounds like you do when you’re hold
ing a baby. Her tiny fi ngers find my chin and she latches on with a sur
prisingly strong grip, like my chin will save her life, like my chin is exactly what she was crying out for. I sit down on the bed, cradling her little head against my shoulder, inhaling her sweet baby scent. Someday she’ll get older, and the world will start having its way with her. She’ll throw temper tantrums, she’ll need speech therapy, she’ll grow breasts and have pimples, she’ll fight with her parents, she’ll worry about her weight, she’ll put out, she’ll have her heart broken, she’ll be happy, she’ll be lonely, she’ll be complicated, she’ll be confused, she’ll be depressed, she’ll fall in love and get married, and she’ll have a baby of her own. But
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right now she is pure and undiminished and beautiful. I lie back on the bed as she sleeps on my chest, listening to her tiny little snores, admir
ing the soft nub of her unformed nose, the sucking blister on her up
turned lip. After a few minutes, when her breathing becomes almost imperceptible, I gently lay her down in the crib and head back down
stairs. I crawl under my covers and drift off to sleep, still feeling the warm spot where she lay on my chest.
Sunday
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5:20 a.m.
Dad is bent over me, fixing my wooden leg with a socket wrench. I’m on a chair and he’s on his knees in front of me, turning the wrench and humming Simon and Garfunkel. I’d rather be a hammer than a nail. Yes I would. I can see through his curly, gray hair to where it’s thinning at his pink scalp, can smell the grease on him, can smell the detergent coming off his favorite blue work shirt. The socket wrench clicks noisily as it spins, and I can see the long muscles in his forearms flex and move as he turns it. He has spent his life working with tools, and they fit naturally into his hands. I’m staring down at him, knowing that I can’t tell him that he’s dead, that if I do he’ll disappear. I want him to look up at me, want to see his face, but he is focused on the leg and he doesn’t look up. “Almost there,” he says. Then he puts down the socket wrench and grabs on to my knee with both hands. “Here we go,” he says. He pulls on the prosthesis, which slides off my knee and splits down the middle, and his hands come away with one half of it in each, and there is my real leg again, hairless and pink, but whole and unharmed. Th en he
looks up at me and smiles widely, like he might have smiled at me when I was a little boy, like he never did once I was older, a warm and loving smile, uncomplicated by my own encroaching manhood, and the love surging between us is electric and palpable. When I wake up I squeeze 228
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my eyes shut, trying to escape the dim silence of the basement to fi nd him again, but there’s only darkness and the sad, steady whisper of the central air handler behind the wall, telling its mechanical secrets in the dark.
Chapter 33
5:38 a.m.
Up on top of the house. Looking over miles of roof; slate, con
crete, copper, clay, all bathed in the pink glow of the sun ris
ing over Elmsbrook. There’s a bird, maybe a cardinal, maybe a robin, I don’t know, it has a red chest. It’s chirping in the branch of a tree of equally uncertain nomenclature. Elm, or oak, or ash. I think I used to know things like that, the names of birds and trees. Now it feels like I don’t know much about anything. I don’t know why planes fly, and what causes lightning, and what it means to short a stock, and the diff erence between the Shiites and Sunnis, and who’s slaughtering whom in Dar
fur, and why the U.S. dollar is so weak, and why the American League is so much better than the National League. I don’t know how Jen and I became strangers in our own marriage, how we let something that should have brought us closer derail us like a couple of amateurs. We were two reasonably smart people in love with each other, and then, one day we were less so, and maybe we were headed here anyway, maybe she just got there first, because she felt the loss of our baby more acutely. For a moment, a feeling circles me, something approaching clarity, maybe even acceptance, but it fails to settle and ultimately dissipates. I think about Jen. I think about Penny. I could probably have some
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Jen back, but I’d still be thinking of Wade. And so would she. He’d be a ghost, haunting our bed every time we touched. So what do I do? There are just too many things I don’t know. The girl in last night’s movie saw the way the sheepdog trainer car
ried his injured daughter and she just knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that nothing mattered more than being with him. She knew. But she wasn’t a real person, that girl, she was an actress with an eating disorder who was charged with DUI last year and who slept with her married director just long enough to wreck his life before falling out of love and off the wagon. That’s love in real life: messy and corrupt and completely unreliable. I like Penny, and I still love Jen, and I hate Jen and I couldn’t leave Penny’s sad little apartment fast enough. I want someone who will love me and touch me and understand me and let me take care of them, but beyond that, I don’t know.
I just don’t know.
There’s a scraping sound behind me, and Wendy climbs on
to the roof, still groggy with sleep.
“Hey there.”
“Good morning.”
She stands beside me and reaches into the chimney for a second, her hand emerging with a box of Marlboros and a lighter. “Want one?”
“No, thanks.”
“Mind if I do?”
I don’t answer because it wouldn’t matter. You can’t let your dog crap on the sidewalk, but it’s perfectly acceptable to blow carcinogens down other people’s throats. Somewhere along the way, smokers ex
empted themselves from the social contract.
Wendy lights up, inhaling so deeply that I can picture her lungs in
flating and darkening with smoke. “So, Barry’s getting the hell out of Dodge.”
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“Where to?”
“Everywhere. California, Chicago, London. His fund took a big hit last year with the whole subprime thing, and I say that with no actual concept of what the whole subprime thing actually is. But apparently everything depends on getting this deal done.”
“Are you worried?”
She shrugs. “It’s Barry. This is what he does. If I worried, that would defeat the whole purpose of being married to him.” She takes another drag on her cigarette. “So, you slept with Jen last night?”
“Penny.”
“Oh! Good for you. Right?”
“I feel like I’ll never be able to have sex with someone new without thinking the whole time about the fact that I’m having sex with some
one new.”
Wendy shrugs. “You’ll get over it.”
From below comes the sound of the front door closing, and a mo
ment later Linda crosses the front yard. She stops on the sidewalk and turns her face up to the sky, letting the morning breeze kiss her face, before heading down the block toward her house.
“She’s here early,” Wendy muses.
“She’s here late,” I say.
“Oh,” Wendy says. Then, “Oh! No!”
“Exactly.”
“No way! You think?”
“Nothing surprises me anymore.”
A quiet moment while Wendy processes the new information.
“It kind of makes sense, a little,” she says.
“Kind of.”
“If so, how do we feel about it?”
“We are numb.”
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Wendy considers that for a moment, tapping her lip with the end of her cigarette. “Yes. That’s a perfect description of what we are.”
The bird that may or may not be a cardinal or a robin takes fl ight, swooping down toward the backyard to catch the air pocket that will take her to the next tree. It would be nice to be able to do that, I think. To just pick up from wherever you were that wasn’t working out for you and ride the winds to a better place. I’d be in Australia by now.
“You slept with Horry.”
“He told you?”
“I was up here yesterday morning too. Saw you do the walk of shame.”
She shrugs. “It’s no big deal.”
“It’s adultery.”
Wendy raises her eyebrows at me, biting back whatever it was she was prepared to say, a rare display of restraint. We are perched on a roof and you can’t be too careful.
“Horry is grandfathered in.”
“Is that how it works?”
“That’s how it works.”
“That makes half of your graduating class eligible.”
She laughs and stubs out her cigarette on a roof shingle. “In an alter
nate universe where Horry didn’t get his brains bashed in, he and I are married. Once in a blue moon I get to visit that universe.”
“And it’s really that simple.”
“My alternate universe, my rules.”
Behind and below us, the back door slams. We turn around to look down into the backyard. Tracy is standing at the head of the pool in a black one-piece bathing suit. Her dive is flawless, her stroke strong and graceful. She swims back and forth with machinelike precision, doing those little somersaults against the wall at each end like she’s in the Olympics. I get tired just looking at her.
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“Poor thing,” Wendy says.
Tracy slices through the water like a shark, and Wendy and I watch her from our perch above the world, unaccustomed to such grace and discipline. I think, not for the first time, that she deserves better than Phillip, better than this family of ours. Someone should save her from us while there’s still time.
Chapter 34
10:13 a.m.
There are tricks to paying a shiva call. You don’t want to come dur
ing off-peak hours, or you risk being the only one there, face-to
face with fi ve surly mourners who, but for your presence, would be off
their low chairs, stretching their legs and their compressed spines, tak
ing a bathroom break, or having a snack. Evenings are your safest bet, after seven, when everyone’s eaten and the room is full. Weekday after
noons are a dead zone. Sunday is a crapshoot. Do a drive-by and count the parked cars before you stop. If you’re lucky, there will already be a conversation going on when you come in, so you won’t have to sit there trying to start one of your own. It’s hard to talk to the bereft. You never know what’s off -limits.
And speaking of limits, there apparently aren’t any when it comes to Mom’s slinky wardrobe. The old expression goes, a good speech is like a woman’s skirt: short enough to hold your attention, long enough to cover the subject. Mom’s short denim skirt isn’t a speech, it’s more like a quick, dirty joke, the kind people are always e-mailing to you. And she’s wearing a tight black camisole with spaghetti straps. She looks like a retired stripper.
You would think everyone we know has already been over, but ap
parently not. The shiva calls start bright and early, people wanting to get their obligations over with in time to enjoy one of the last warm Sun
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days of the season. They sit visiting with us like they’ve got all the time in the world, while their golf clubs, tennis rackets, and swimsuits lie waiting for them in the trunks of their cars. Boner shows up with a group of Paul’s old buddies, all ex-jocks. They talk about the Yankees and the Mets and their fantasy baseball league, while their wives sit quietly beside them with looks of bored in
dulgence. Better baseball than mistresses and hookers, their expressions say. Boner is in jeans, a T-shirt, and fl ip-flops, every inch the cool rabbi off duty. His wife, Emily, is pretty and quiet, with nervous eyes and a fl ickering smile that never quite achieves ignition. The other guys have this running joke of apologizing to him every time they swear or say something off-color, which is pretty much every other minute. You can tell he’d like to swear a blue streak right back at them, but he is sur
rounded by his congregants, and it would be bad for business.
“Hey, Judd,” Dan Reiss says to me. “How are things with Wade Boulanger?”
“What?”
“Man Up. Don’t you work on the show?”
“Not anymore.”
“That’s too bad. I love that guy.” He contorts his face and says, “Man up already!” in a hoarse, nasal voice.
“That’s a good impression.”
“You think?”
“Sure.”
“What’s he like off the air?”
“He’s an asshole.”
“Well, yeah. But is he a good guy?”
They talk about high school, relive their greatest triumphs on the baseball field. Everyone is careful not to mention college, but the specter of Paul’s injury looms large over the conversation. Their very avoidance of the topic is reminder enough, like the puffy scar that snakes up the 236
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side of his neck. You can see the muscles tightening in his face, the taut
ness of his lips in their neutral position. His life is a daily reminder of the life he might have had. I feel a surge of pity and tenderness toward him. I want to tell him that I understand, that I forgive him for being such a total prick to me.
I think about making a list of all the things I need to tell people be
fore it’s too late.
10:32 a.m.
Greg Pollan, an old friend of mine from high school, comes by. Our friendship was based almost entirely on our mutual admiration of Clint Eastwood. We would talk to each other in Clint’s tough-guy rasp, and if we passed each other in the halls, we would squint and draw imagi
nary .357 Magnums. I know what you’re thinking; did he fire six shots, or only five? Go ahead, make my day. At some point we moved on to Sylvester Stallone. In high school, if you can find a girl who will kiss you and maybe let you touch her breasts and a guy who likes the same mov
ies as you, your world is pretty much complete. Now Greg is fat and married and his eyes bulge in their sockets, threatening to pop out and shoot across the room. Triplets, he tells me. A goiter. He is unshaven and tired and he heard an old friend was sitting shiva in the neighbor
hood and made it his business to come. Even though he’s exhausted and probably could have used the time better just turning up the A.C. in his car and closing his eyes. I try to imagine a situation in which I’d have been equally decent.
“So, I hear you produce the Wade Boulanger show.”
“Yeah.”
“He’s very funny.”
“Sometimes.”
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“I could do without all the farting though.”
“You and me both.”
“My wife hates him.”
“Mine loves him.”
“She thinks he’s a misogynist blowhard, calls him Rush Limbaugh with a boner.”
“That’s pretty accurate, I guess. What are you up to?”
“Well, I was doing risk assessment for a while, and now I’m kind of consulting, by which I mean I got laid off .”
“I’m sorry to hear that.”
“So now I take care of the girls—they’re four—and Debbie sells medical supplies. Also, we have an Amway website. I’ll leave you my card.”
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