by Jeff Norton
Before writing stories for a living, Jeff did lots of other jobs, including: delivering newspapers, cleaning toilets, caddying at bridge (the card game) tournaments, umpiring baseball games, ushering at the local cinema, driving executives around, devising business plans, developing new products, marketing washing-up liquid, pushing a mail cart, reading scripts, making movies, running the Enid Blyton literary estate, and developing and producing TV shows.
With perhaps the exception of ushering at the cinema, writing is his favourite job.
When he’s not dreaming up stories and writing them down, Jeff is on the web at www.jeffnorton.com and on social media as @thejeffnorton.
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Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie
The MetaWars series
Last Train from Kummersdorf
Shortlisted – Guardian Children’s Fiction Prize
It’s 1945 in Germany, and Hanno and Effi are on the run.
An exceptional tale of courage, ingenuity, and the remarkable bonds formed during wartime.
Five Children on the Western Front
Winner – Costa Children’s Book Award
It’s the eve of the First World War.
An incredible, heart-wrenching sequel to E. Nesbit’s Five Children and It. The children have all grown up – war will change their lives for ever.
The Spy’s Handbook
The complete guide to professional spying!
Whether you’re just a bit nosy, or you want to launch a full-scale investigation into your neighbours, this indispensable handbook will teach you everything you need to know, from codes, ciphers, invisible ink and signalling to guidance on drops and safe houses.
Faber Children’s Classics
About Faber and Faber
FABER & FABER has published children’s books since 1929. Some of our very first publications included Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats by T. S. Eliot, starring the now world-famous Macavity, and The Iron Man by Ted Hughes. Our catalogue at the time said that ‘it is by reading such books that children learn the difference between the shoddy and the genuine’. We still believe in the power of reading to transform children’s lives.
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First published in 2015
by Faber & Faber Limited
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