Having maid service was like being taken care of by a loved one. I took hour-long hot showers. I ordered pay-per-view movies. I’d forgotten how much I liked to sit back and just watch a flick. Church did his business six inches outside the motel door and the swirling rainwater immediately cleared it away.
I scrawled on the legal pads. I didn’t even know what I was writing. Maybe it was a novel, maybe a journal. Maybe it was a manifesto. Or a love letter. Or a suicide note or my last will and testament. The pages filled up and I didn’t reread them. When the writing was good it felt like bleeding onto the page. That’s how I felt now. I slept deeply without dreams.
The emergency newsbreaks told of mass flooding. Rivers overflowing, whole towns being washed away. I walked over to the diner through a swirling two-foot-deep vortex in the parking lot, holding Churchill in my arms. The waitress and the cook were husband and wife and lived in back of the place. They had the same worried look stamped into their faces every time I saw them. They were in danger of losing their business, their home, their livelihood.
The delivery truck couldn’t make it through one morning and provisions started running low. But they still managed to have fresh pie. I ate happily. So did Church. The waitress sat with us and stared out the window with terror in her eyes. She patted Church’s back until he went to sleep in the booth beside her. His snores were loud but not loud enough to cover the sound of the relentless, endless rain.
Back at the Sweet Pea Motel I kept writing. I think I went on for a few pages about the drowning world, but I couldn’t be sure. I watched more movies. I sat glued to the news and saw volunteer workers filling sandbags at the edges of various murderous rivers. Three states were declared disaster areas and the National Guard was sent out to aid the citizens.
On the fifth day the ceiling bloated and began to leak through. The manager brought me more ice buckets and waste pails. I spread them around the room under the worst of the drips and the hard ticking and ringing was like being surrounded by a dozen clocks counting off the wasted hours.
I began toying with the gun. I loaded it and unloaded it. I fit ammo into the speed loader so I could snap all six bullets in at once. I kept writing.
The storm became metaphor. It was literary technique: As below, so above. When the hero suffered, so did the rest of the world. My hand cramped up and I sat on the edge of the bed massaging my fingers. My knuckles cracked as if someone was taking a hammer to them.
I wondered if the methers in front of the pawn shop were in my book. I wondered what I was saying about my wife. I could imagine my mother’s values and my father’s lessons filling paragraph after paragraph. Would the story end with a tidal wave washing away the Sweet Pea? I thought Church standing on the roof riding it like a surfboard would make for a hell of a cover. Novels with covers that had dogs on them almost always sold a ton of copies.
On the seventh day the rain stopped and the sky started to clear. The waters slowly began to recede. The news showed the president helping to pump water out of a homeless shelter’s basement.
The diner was completely out of food by then. I was living on the vending machine snacks. It took another three days before the highway reopened. The delivery truck came through. I got to have a last BLT and slice of pie. I settled my bill at the motel. My car started on the first try.
I rolled the windows down and Churchill hung his head out and caught some sun. We hit the road heading east. When we were between towns, without another car in sight, I pulled the .38 and held it out the driver’s window straight up in the air and fired it like a starter’s pistol. The recoil wasn’t nearly as bad as I’d been expecting. No man should ever have a gun without firing it at least once, just to know what it felt like.
Now I knew.
New York, I’m coming home.
At around midnight I parked in front of my brother’s house on Long Island and watched him through his huge bay window. He was ten years older than me and looked at least five years younger. He’d never had to watch his weight. I had more grey in my hair. He refused to go for glasses. He held the newspaper at arm’s length and squinted and pretended he was still nineteen years old. He turned out the lamp and went up to his bedroom, and after an hour he shut out the light and the house went dark. I got out and took a piss on his neighbor’s lawn and Church took a shit. We got back in the car.
My brother’s prostate must’ve been bother-ing him. He got up several times during the night. At least once he came down to the kitchen. I caught a glimpse of him at the refrigerator. In the pale yellow glow he appeared dissatisfied and restless. He made himself half a cucumber sandwich. My brother was big on half-portions. He’d eat half an orange, drink half a bottle of water, chop a tomato perfectly in half for a salad and then wrap up the remainder carefully in plastic.
My thoughts kept flitting. I wondered how many photos of us he had in his house. I wondered why he hadn’t found the time to visit the old man or Ma right before the end. I wondered why I’d called him after my marriage went bust. It was the last thing I should have done.
I crawled into the back seat and got under the blanket and did my best to get comfortable in the cramped space. I wasn’t ready to face him yet. Maybe I never would be. This might be the worst misstep yet.
Church climbed on top of me and stretched out on my stomach. He missed my fat belly. For him it had been like a waterbed.
My brother had appeared in a lot of my fiction under a variety of guises. He was the villainous father figure in at least two of my novels. He was sometimes the best friend whose expression of disappointment eventually leads my protagonist to betray him. I’d written about the love I’d felt for him when I was a boy and he’d ride his ten-speed around our hometown with me on the handlebars, coasting into the corner stationary and buying me comics. Presenting me to his girlfriends and telling them how smart and talented I was. I used to show him my early stories and he would critique without criticizing. He would encourage and compliment. He would write inspiring notes across the top of the loose leaf pages: You’re going to go all the way, kid!
I slept a few hours and then got up and turned the dome light on. I pulled out my wallet and looked at the picture of us when we were kids. I was seven, he was seventeen. We’re both grinning like crazy. We’re at the beach. He’s muscular with a resigned air of power and hepcat cool. I’m cheesing it up with my front teeth missing. He looks like our father. I don’t look like anybody.
Our falling out was still a few years off. When I became a teenager his affection for me faltered. He grew hypercritical. He became domineering, overbearing, teasing and down-right nasty. He seethed and hissed at me. I wasn’t athletic. I couldn’t catch a football. I didn’t lift weights. When we played basketball in the driveway he was always eager to throw an elbow into my bulging gut. He talked about making me stronger and healthier. He acted like an angry, frustrated parent. I brought home straight As but they weren’t straight enough. I was too slovenly, I was already gaining weight. I didn’t get outside enough, I read too much, I watched too much TV, I wasted money on kid stuff like comic books. He got his own apartment and I’d ride my bike over there and knock on the door. I’d see the blinds flutter but he wouldn’t answer.
I still didn’t know why it had gone so wrong. Maybe he had his own premonitions and visions too. Maybe he saw what lay ahead of me and hated me for it. Or himself. Maybe he’d been warning me all along, and I just hadn’t listened.
We’d seen each other at weddings and funerals but he’d never visited me out west and I’d never been to his house on the island, even though he lived in the same town where we’d grown up.
The sky began to lighten to a purple blur. I pulled away from the curb and drove through town with my hackles up. It looked familiar but didn’t feel that way. I had that same nervous feeling you got whenever you were lost in some unfamiliar city. Everything put the shits up you. You looked at the faces on the street and wondered which one of them might make a sudden dash f
or your car and smash the windshield with a brick. You wondered if you might be reading the street signs wrong or heading down a one-way going in the wrong direction. You read about assholes driving the wrong side of the expressway for miles and miles until smacking head-on into a freightliner. Everybody’s always stunned that it could have happened, but all you have to do is come home to find out how. It’s the same feeling. That you’re doing something wrong but you can’t put your finger on it.
The sun climbed. I passed my parents’ house. What used to be my parents’ house. My brother and I had sold it after our mother died. I spotted a few moderate changes here and there but was surprised it still looked practically the same after all this time. I could imagine my father sitting on the stoop watering the lawn. I could see my mother trimming her roses, wearing men’s working gloves, a kerchief tying her hair up. A smear of mud across her forehead from where she’d wiped sweat away with the back of her hand. My old man occasionally swinging the nozzle of the hose and flicking water at her. Ma shrieking like a little girl, Dad laughing loudly.
My brother in the driveway, his head under the hood of a car. Three drops of oil splashed on his tight T-shirt. Thick black veins twisting up his powerful forearms. Every so often a car full of girls would drive by and stop at the curb. They’d wave and call to him and he’d trot down to the street and lean in the window and smile, cool as could be, hip, virile, in charge, and the girls giggling, and he’d pinch one of their chins between thumb and forefinger and leave a dash of oil on her face. They’d drive off to some party and he’d finish up on the car, slam the hood shut, wash his hands with pumice stone, put on a fresh T-shirt, and then follow after.
I was there in front of the house long enough for an angry face to appear at the front door. I remembered the guy from the closing. He’d been freshly married then. He and his wife were ecstatic about buying their first home. I left a bottle of wine on the counter along with the extra sets of keys.
Now he looked like he was ready to defend the place with his life. If anyone dared to step foot on his property he’d grab up a shotgun. His eyes burned like twin lakes of flaming gasoline. He’d hold the bankers at bay, the police, the SWAT teams, the communists, the alien hordes, the barbaric populace of disintegrating cities. I thought I should’ve done it myself. I should have mined the yard. I should have held out at the front window with a rifle in my hands. I should have protected my home. I should have fought for it. I should have died for it.
I gave the guy a little salute.
He glowered and rushed out and started to run at my car. I didn’t know what troubles he had on his mind but there must’ve been plenty of them. Maybe he thought I was a bill collector or a process server. Maybe his wife had left him and was sending her lawyer around. Or maybe he recognized me after all and wanted me to take back the house and everything that went along with it. Busted water pipes, termites, damp rot. County taxes, hazard insurance, backed up cesspool. I stomped the gas pedal and ripped out down the street. He fell in behind me and sprinted a hundred yards before he finally took a tumble and lay on the asphalt sucking wind. I almost went back to lend him a hand. Or to drive over his throat.
I killed most of the day. I don’t know how. I circled town going nowhere, looking at nothing for hours. We had lunch at another fast food place. Church enjoyed his burgers. I knew I wasn’t doing him any favours by feeding him that shit, but he loved it. He slept and I circled some more, drove down to the bay, then north to the sound, then out east to the lighthouse. We walked along the beach for a while. I think I wrote some more.
Finally I pulled into my brother’s driveway. It was time to face him. He heard my car door slam and moved to stand at his bay window. As I crossed the yard he nodded to me without expression, but he still managed that chuckle of self-righteousness. I smiled pleasantly. I hadn’t showered or changed my clothes in four days. At his front door he sniffed and brought the back of his hand to cover his nose, but to his credit he didn’t say anything about it.
He gave me the first of the sad, slow once-overs. I knew more would be coming.
“You’ve lost weight,” he said.
“Yes, I have,” I agreed.
“A lot of it.”
“Yeah.”
The next thing to say would naturally be that I looked good. Except he didn’t because I didn’t.
He turned his head and glanced at me askew. “Your nose.”
“My nose?”
“What’s different about your nose?”
I knew what he meant. “What do you mean?”
“It’s . . . bent. A little crooked.”
“You need glasses, man.”
He did but he’d never admit it, just like I’d never admit that my nose was a little more spread out across my face. He turned away and nodded to himself, agreeing with who knows what the fuck kind of misgivings and suspicions he already had. “You’ve been fighting.”
“Not too much,” I said.
Church yawned loudly enough to get noticed. My brother looked down at him and pulled a face. “You have a dog.”
“His name is Churchill.”
“An English bulldog named after the most famous English Prime Minister. Cute.”
He didn’t think it was cute. My brother hated dogs. Church yawned again. I was starting to sweat and feel a little wobbly on my legs. It had been a long ride and it still wasn’t over. Seeing my brother only proved that I wasn’t home, that I had no home to go to ever again.
“You look feverish,” he said.
“I got caught in the flood.”
“The flood?” He flicked his tongue like the word tasted bad to him. “Which flood?”
“Any flood. All floods are the same.”
“They’re the same?”
“There’s lots of water.”
“What are you talking about?” he asked.
“What are you talking about?” I countered.
This is how it usually went. We confused each other. We distrusted each other. We looked enough alike to remind each other of ourselves seen through cheap warped glass. We drove each other crazy.
I was still on his front porch. We both noticed at the same time and he backed out of the doorway and said, “Come on in.”
“Thanks.”
“The dog is house-trained?”
“Yes, Churchill is.”
My brother’s expression shifted again. It showed doubt and dismay and apprehension. He had a thousand of these faces he could pull. Ten thousand. I knew I’d see a lot more of them before the night was out. “Okay then.”
I stepped in and Churchill followed and my brother walked us down the main hall directly into the kitchen like he was ushering caterers to set up for a party. The whole place sparkled so brightly it took my eyes a few seconds to get used to it. Copper pots and pans hung from the ceiling over the centre island. The stink of lemon-scented cleaners made my mouth pucker. He’d grown even more fastidious in his old age.
“Are you hungry?” he asked.
“Yes.”
“I was about to make myself a steak. Want one?”
“Sure.”
He opened the fridge and stared at the beer for a while before making up his mind that alcohol wasn’t a part of my problem. Then he offered me one. I took it, sipped, and sat.
I knew he was going to only make himself half a steak. I wondered if he was going to offer me just the other half or actually make a separate T-bone for me. He wavered, thinking about it himself, and then drew out two slabs of thawing meat from the lowest shelf. Churchill perked up and wandered over to my brother, his stubby tail wagging, his hindquarters swaying. He let out a growl of joy.
I watched my brother carefully as he broiled the steaks, chopped vegetables, made a fruit cocktail, and threw dashes of spices across the various plates and bowls. He moved around the kitchen in ways that reminded me of both my mother and my father. There was a muscular, powerful presence to him and also a delicate agility. Once he bent to
o sharply and his knees cracked as loudly as rifle shots.
We made small talk. It was so small that we couldn’t even find it moment to moment. Our voices trailed off. The hum of the microwave made us repeat things that didn’t even matter the first time around. He told me about his job. I told him about the flood. He told me about some kind of weed killer he found very effective. I told him that Churchill was up to date on his shots. He told me it was going to be sunny for the next few days. I told him about my latest nomination for a literary award.
He asked me if there was any money involved.
I asked him, Well, what the fuck do you think?
I enjoyed the salad and had another beer. He fixed us both plates with lots of garnishes and fed me well. The T-bone was perfect, and I ate quickly. I hadn’t realized I’d been so hungry. Right before I finished up he cut his own steak in half and put the extra piece on my plate. It was an oddly affectionate gesture, the kind my father would have made.
Churchill kept waiting for me to toss the bone on the floor for him, but there was no need to provoke my brother. He was having a hard enough time already. I put Church out in the yard and threw the bone to him. It would keep him busy for hours. Even before he got his teeth on it he barked at it and cavorted wildly. Then he threw his cannonball bulk at it and started to chew.
I sat again and sipped my beer. My brother laid his knife and fork across the centre of his plate, sat back in his seat, and eyed me.
“She was never right for you,” he said.
“You’re probably right,” I admitted.
And there it was. In three seconds of conversation we’d pretty much wiped out the last decade of my life. I wondered what other slates we were about to clear.
The conversation danced around. I drank more beer but felt as sober as I’d ever felt in my life. Every so often one of us would ask a real question or make a bold statement. The other would mostly divert and dive for cover. He brought out a devil’s food cake and ate half a piece.
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