This edition © 2014 Clifford Irving
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Clifford Irving
FINAL ARGUMENT
A NOVEL
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Chapter 1
A TIME CAME when my wife and my law partners were convinced I was going crazy, and the best I could reply was, “I hope not.” That was a year ago. I was forty-eight years old, I had worked hard, I had almost everything I wanted, and once the economy recovered I would achieve the rest. Or so I believed.
In the late afternoon of a golden winter day, I gazed out my office window at the warm waters of Sarasota Bay and, beyond it, the Gulf of Mexico. The bay spread itself before me like an enormous billowing blue skirt… a skirt I would have loved to dive under. But the pink message slips were piling up.
With the light waning, I turned on a brass lamp. I was reaching for a copy of Florida Rules of Court Service when the intercom buzzed with the call that would change my life.
“Ted”—the nasal voice belonged to my secretary, Ruby—”a guy named Elroy Lee is on the line, collect. From the jail. He’s in there on a possession charge. Says he met you up in Jacksonville years ago, but from the way he talks, it doesn’t sound likely. Shall I pass him along to one of the associates?”
I looked again at the bay, where a few homebound sailboats had spinnakers set before a light breeze. My vantage point was a fifth- floor office at the downtown firm of Royal, Kelly, Wellmet, Jaffe & Miller. (I was Jaffe.) The floor of the office was soft Spanish cork, the walls oatmeal-colored burlap. The teakwood desk was shaped like a boomerang. Azure light bled through hurricaneproof glass into an interior coolness. Twelve years earlier, when I joined the firm, I’d designed all this: custom-built stereo, Florentine leather chairs with hidden steel supports for the lower back, even an Italian espresso machine in a corner under my diplomas and awards and the Frida Kahlo oils I’d bought in Paris. It was the office of my dreams.
I was senior litigator at Royal, Kelly, one of the best and priciest firms on the west coast of Florida. But two years before, we had invested heavily in one of our clients’ luxury condos on Longboat Key, the sandy sliver of high-priced real estate where my wife, Toba, and I lived. In the gloomy depths of what we still called the recession, the rentals dried up like old leather. At last week’s partners’ meeting to split up the pie for fiscal 1990—91, Harvey Royal had announced that after the basic draw, which guaranteed each of the five partners a salary of $200,000, there would be no pool money to split.
“We’re hurting,” Harvey said, “and we need clients. Bear that in mind, gentlemen and madam, when you think about taking off early to the golf course.”
Apropos, Barry Wellmet told a new lawyer joke. “What can a duck do that a lawyer can’t?”
Heading for the door, I growled, “Shove his bill up his ass.” My son had told me that one.
So when my secretary buzzed through to me that an unknown man named Elroy Lee was on the line from Sarasota County Jail, I said, “I’ll take the call, but hang on a minute. Tell me why you think it’s unlikely that this guy knows me.”
“Sleazebag,” Ruby said succinctly.
I had known a lot of sleazebags during my ten years as a state prosecutor in northern Florida. Come to think of it, I still did, except now they were executives of corporations. But sleazebags need lawyers too. Maybe more than most people.
“Put him through, Ruby.”
In a few seconds a hard-edged southern voice came on the line. “Mr. Ted Jaffe?”
“Yes, Mr. Lee, and what can I do for you?”
“For starters, you can get me out of jail.”
“Seems like a reasonable request. What’s the charge?”
“Possession of cocaine in my vee-hicle. Third-degree felony. I got one or two prior convictions.”
“And what made you call me, Mr. Lee?”
“I’m from Duval County, right? I remember you from up there when you were top dog with the state. I had this bad luck down here, so I’m looking through the yellow pages for a lawyer, and there’s your name. Recollected it right off the bat.”
“You’re sure that you don’t want the public defender?”
“Sure as hell’s hot and a Popsicle’s cold. Don’t worry, Mr. Jaffe, I can pay you.”
I looked at my watch. “I’ll be over to see you between nine and ten o’clock tomorrow morning.”
“You can’t make it now?”
“No, I really can’t. Sorry.”
“What’s so danged important you can’t help a man out who’s got real serious asthma and a pulse bladder, and he’s scared to death of what might happen in a cell with a buncha bad people he don’t know?”
“Nothing, except that my wife and I are invited to a lobster barbecue in exactly one hour. What’ve you got to offer me that’s better?”
The truth made him chuckle. “You don’t have thirty minutes, for chrissake? Your danged lobster’s more important than a man’s health and welfare? What kind of a lawyer are you?”
“A realistic one. And one who loves lobster. This isn’t crayfish, Mr. Lee. This stuff’s flown down from Maine. You’ll get through the night. You’ve had practice.”
But then I glanced up. Above the shelf of books that contained Moore’s Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure and West’s Florida Criminal Laws and Rules—what we called the Bible—was a framed cartoon that I’d clipped from a law journal. It showed a shark about to chew up a grouper, which in turn was about to swallow a minnow, which in turn was about to gobble up a worm. The shark was saying, “There’s plenty of justice.” The grouper was saying, “There’s some justice.” The minnow was complaining, “There’s no justice,” and the worm was crying, “Help!”
I had a flare-up of compassion for the downtrodden of the species. So to the worm who called himself Elroy Lee, I said, “Tell you what I’ll do. You remember what we used to say up in Duval County?”
“What might that be, sir?”
“ ‘When you’re up to your neck in shit, pardner, don’t open your mouth.’ You keep yours shut for another twenty minutes, and I’ll drop by and see if I can get you off the hook.”
Elroy Lee chuckled. “I hear you, Counselor.”
I met him in one of the lawyers’ visiting rooms at the Sarasota County Jail. He was a lean white man in his early forties, with thinning sand-colored hair and cold green eyes. A gap between his two front teeth made him look like a squirrel, and he had a rodent’s alert expression and quick, furtive movements.
The charge against him was possession with intent to deliver, a second-degree felony—a little more serious than he’d suggested over the telephone. Truth behind bars is as rare as snow in the Gulf of Mexico.
Elroy said, “This is a weird town. I got here like about a week ago? You want to hear what happened?”
“If it’s got to do with your case, yes. My lobster’s getting colder by the minute.”
He ignored my plea. “I get to town, I gas up my car at an Exxon, the self-service part, and on the other pump is an old guy wants to save a few nickels. Except his wife’s at the wheel of this ‘69 Mercedes and she backs up, maybe get it more into the shade, who the fuck knows—she doesn’t see him, she drags him fifteen feet. And he’s dead. It’s the first fucking thing I see when I get to Sarasota!”
“Elroy,” I said sharply, “let’s talk about possession with intent to deliver.”
“Then I see on TV that an eighty-four-year-old guy at the airport plows his Caddy into a bunch of people getting their suitcases—he kills a woman, puts three more
in the hospital. What is this place, a war zone for senior citizens?”
I explained to Elroy that in some parts of geriatric Florida you were in the greatest danger stopping for a red light or going through a green light, and he brayed a laugh.
“Tell me what happened to you,” I said, my patience about to flee.
A few days ago, he explained, he was riding along on Route 41 in his Olds Cutlass, and at a stoplight two cops waved him over to the curb. They searched the Cutlass, found cocaine in the trunk. Not crack cocaine, just powder.
“Were you speeding?”
He didn’t think so.
“Did they ask your permission to search?”
Hell, no.
“How much cocaine?”
“A paper bag, with twenty-eight little plastic Baggies inside it. Each Baggie’s got a gram, so that’s twenty-eight grams.”
“You’re lucky. One more gram and it would’ve been trafficking, and that’s a first-degree felony. The bond would have been fifty thousand dollars, and they could have added up your priors and given you a habitual-offender classification. The deep weeds, Elroy. As it is, it’s still possession with intent to deliver.”
From my client’s studied silence at the receipt of this information, I deduced that he was a veteran and knew all that I’d told him and plenty more. You couldn’t call it luck that he was carrying one gram less than was required to merit the graver accusation of trafficking.
I was already regretting having taken the call. This was the kind of man I used to prosecute with some degree of pleasure.
“Elroy, I’ll want to know where that car’s been for the last seventy-two hours and exactly when it’s been out of your sight and control. And I’ll need to know if any reliable witnesses can confirm what you tell me. Reliable, like church deacons and schoolteachers. My fee is seven thousand five hundred dollars, and my firm’s policy on collection is simple. You pay it in full up front. Then neither of us has to worry about it later.”
He looked unhappy. “Mr. Jaffe, I haven’t got that kind of money.”
I could smell his sweat and the sweat of a hundred other men who had sat in his chair. Elroy dug an asthma inhaler from the pocket of his jailhouse khakis and puffed on it twice. I was meant to feel sympathy, I realized. Criminals just never could figure out why lawyers didn’t trust them.
Elroy’s pale eyes narrowed. “I can’t do any more time. I told you, I got a pulse bladder. It’s like a cyst, but it’s choking the artery to my balls, and it hurts most all the time. That’s from getting kicked by cops, catching the clap and herpes and shit like that.”
I may have edged my body slightly away from him.
“You think a pulse bladder is infectious, Counselor? You think if I breathe on you, maybe you’ll get herpes?”
“I can think of better ways of catching it than getting breathed on by you,” I admitted. And I kept my distance. You never knew what horrible discovery you were going to read about next week in the medical section of Time or Newsweek.
“So what about it, Mr. Jaffe? Am I gonna do time?”
Did he think I was Nostradamus? The system had so many holes that anyone could slip through it. A good lawyer made a major difference, and in a simple criminal case I received what was known as a “former prosecutor discount” when it came to the sometimes tasteless sequence of plea bargaining with the state attorney’s office.
“You might do a nickel,” I said. “The way they’re jammed up at the state prison you’ll be back on the street in ten or twelve months. That’s a bargain, my friend, for twenty-eight grams of white lady.”
“What if I take my best shot at digging up the fee and it don’t work out?”
“Back to the yellow pages, Elroy.”
I stood and walked across the room to the barred window. No law or canon required that a lawyer like his clients; my obligation was to tell them the truth and do the best I could to minimize their exposure to legal grief.
From behind my back, Elroy asked slyly, “Can’t we work something out like before?”
I turned to him; now it was my turn to frown. Before what?
“Like up in Jacksonville,” he said.
I could see the butter on my lobster congealing and growing cold. “I don’t follow you.”
“I told you I had a couple of priors—three or four, come to think about it. Couple’s under my real name, which happens to be Jerry Lee Elroy, not Elroy Lee. You know me now?”
“No, I don’t.” But I was already uneasy. I did know him. I just couldn’t place him in the proper context.
“Jacksonville.”
“All right,” I conceded, “the name’s familiar. Refresh my memory.”
“Ten years ago, in Duval County. You were on the other side of the law then, Counselor.”
“Not quite,” I said. I had been chief assistant state attorney in Jacksonville and Duval County, but a lawyer, no matter what side he was on, was always an officer of the court, bound by the canons of ethics and his conscience, such as they were. Mine had always been pretty well anchored in place. I’d never done anything I was ashamed of. As a lawyer anyway.
Then it struck me; I remembered the cute gap between Elroy’s teeth. It was twelve years ago, not ten.
“The Morgan trial?”
“Right!” He looked immensely pleased.
“You were a witness, is that it?”
“For the state. For you. I snitched on this guy, Morgan.” He gave a shy, toothy smile. “You got it now? You remember the deal? Okay?”
I still hadn’t the slightest idea what he was getting at. “Okay what}”
“Work something out like we did before.”
“Listen carefully,” I said. “I don’t read minds. What did we do before?”
Elroy sighed and rolled his ditch-water-green eyes in their sockets as if he were dealing with a backward child. “I was just thinking … I help out this here sheriff the same way I helped you out back then, and then these guys could drop the charges on the cocaine. Then my case don’t take up so much of your time, and maybe you’ll see your way clear to less cash.”
I walked back across the stuffy little room and sat down once more at the table. I tapped with my pen on my yellow legal pad.
“What the hell are you talking about, Elroy? What did you do in Jacksonville back in 1979 that I’m supposed to remember? Run it by me nice and slow.”
Elroy concentrated for a minute. “Nigger killed a rich Jew, you remember that?”
Now I had other reasons for wishing I were with my wife and my promised lobster. Under the table, where he couldn’t see, I balled my fists. “I remember very well,” I said coldly. “A black man named Darryl Morgan shot a white man named Solomon Zide.”
“Out at the beach, right?”
“Yes,” I said, “at the Zide estate. After a big party.”
“That’s it. It just so happens I was in the same cell with the nigger that did it. Big nigger, too dumb to pour piss out of a boot before he put it on. Cop took me up on the roof of the Duval County Jail. He asks if this nigger talks to me, and I say, ‘That’s not likely.’ Cop wants to know, ‘How about on the telephone? You ever hear him say, “Yeah, I did it”?’ I go, ‘He could have.’ ‘Well, he did do it,’ the cop says, ‘ ‘cause he told me he did it, so he might just as well have told someone else, like on the telephone here in jail, right?’ And I say, ‘What’s in it for me?’ Cop tells me he can cut a deal for me on my case, get me time served and probation. Hell, if the nigger told the cop he did it, he’s a dead nigger already, right? So I go, ‘Okay, now I recollect on it, I heard him say he done it.’ “
I remembered how the issue arose in Judge Eglin’s court twelve years ago. As in all Florida criminal cases, there had been full disclosure during discovery, and Gary Oliver, Darryl Morgan’s lawyer— the names had not been in my mind for a decade, but they rose up now like jagged rocks at low tide—had made a pretrial motion to suppress the testimony of Jerry Lee Elroy. Even if D
arryl Morgan had said on the jailhouse telephone what my witness would testify to, Oliver claimed, it was still intended to be a private communication and therefore privileged.
“No,” I’d argued to the court, “if there’s one phone per cell, and you know three other men are standing around, where’s your expectation of privacy? That doesn’t wash, Your Honor.”
The judge nodded, and I had continued my direct examination: “And so what did Morgan say, Mr. Elroy?”
“He said, ‘I’m in deep shit because I was robbing this house and I shot some Jew … then his wife come running out, and we had to take care of the bitch too.’ “
Judge Eglin had ruled that the witness would be allowed to testify before the jury.
Now, twelve years later in Sarasota, I was finding out that this redneck worm who had been my witness in a capital murder case— my last case before I went into private practice and moved down here to the good life on the Gulf of Mexico—had perjured himself at a police officer’s request. He had lied first to me, and then to the judge, and finally to the jury. He’d lied about a man who was facing the death penalty. I hadn’t known he was lying, but that didn’t change the fact. And it didn’t make me feel less disgusted with myself —or less apprehensive.
“What was the charge against you in Jacksonville, Elroy?” “Aggravated battery. Beat up on a woman, no big deal.”
I could have throttled him.
“You recall the name of the cop who talked you into remembering what you didn’t hear?”
“Hey, maybe I did hear it.”
“No, you scumbag, you didn’t hear a fucking thing!” I crashed my fist on the metal surface of the table with a force that startled him and me both.
“Take it easy, Counselor .. .”
“Don’t get cute with me,” I snarled. “Not unless you want to do twenty years on the concrete at Raiford. Who was the cop?”
Elroy turned a little pale, and he concentrated for a minute. “On the stocky side. Had a mustache. Nasty as catshit.”
I tried to remember which Jacksonville Homicide sergeant fit that description. Unfortunately, many.
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