Douluo Dalu
(斗罗大陆)
Volume 07
Great Spirit Battle
Tang Jia San Shao
(唐家三少)
Story Description:
Tang Sect, the most famous martial arts sect of all. By stealing its most secret teachings to fulfill his dreams, Tang San committed an unforgivable crime. With his ambition attained, he hands his legacy to the sect and throws himself from the fearsome "Hell's Peak."
But he could have never imagined that this would reincarnate him in another world, one without magic, martial arts, and grudges. A land where only the mystical souls of battle lay.
The continent of Douluo.
How will Tang San survive in this unknown environment? With a new road to follow, a new legend begins...
Original Story can be found here: Link
Chapter 043: Vulgar Strange Uncle, Bu Le
Part 1
If the difference was under ten ranks, Tang San had complete confidence he could obstruct the opponent’s control capability. Grandmaster once said that the best method to deal with control system Spirit Masters, was precisely with control versus control. If speaking of strength system Spirit Masters as the core of the team, auxiliary system Spirit Masters as the team’s foundation, agility attack system Spirit Masters as the team’s eyes, then, control system Spirit Masters were the team’s soul. Over these three months of devilish training Tang San had constantly strengthened his body, at the same time Grandmaster had every evening still specially given him special training, the target of which was the Eight Spider Lance[ (八蛛矛)] external spirit bone hidden in his vertebra.
This name Eight Spider Lance was chosen by Grandmaster, since this external spirit bone was obtained from the Man Faced Demon Spider and greatly resembled eight spider lances. Undergoing this period of training, Tang San went from unsuitable to suitable, by now he was already able to control the movements of the Eight Spider Lances effectively for attack and defense, at the same time he was capable of releasing and restraining the poison within the Eight Spider Lance. Grandmaster said that relying on this external spirit bone, in addition to his control system spirit Blue Silver Grass, he could completely resist an opponent under roughly fortieth rank.
The three hastily ate dinner, Fatty also ate two of Oscar’s recovery sausages, before the four then quietly slipped out of the Academy. Ma Hongjun did not intend to tell the others, after all, this matter of being beaten up in Grass Nest couldn’t be particularly glorious.
Just when the four walked out of the Academy gate, suddenly, a dark shadow appeared, obstructing their way.
Since Ma Hongjun was beaten, right now he was already somewhat jittery, he had released his spirit in practically the first moment.
Red purple flames lit up the darkness, letting the four clearly see who was obstructing their path.
Ma Hongjun loosed a breath, withdrawing his Phoenix flames,
“It’s you, must you scare a person to death?”
This person suddenly appearing before them, was Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu today wore brown trousers and a simple close fitting white top, although her body wasn’t as fiery as Zhu Zhuqing, the slender feeling of her body had a different distinct style, especially that astonishing slenderness. Also the extreme flexibility of her small waist, and that lustrous black scorpion braid hanging to her feet behind her, gave her even more of a next door little sister sense of beauty. A pair of big dark eyes stared sceptically at Tang San’s group.
“What are you doing sneaking off like evil spirits? Fatty, why is your face so swollen? You let someone beat you up?”
Ma Hongjun sighed, Tang San and the others were after all men just like him, he had no taboos with them, but Xiao Wu was a girl. Always dissatisfied with his method of settling the Evil Fire. For a moment he was immediately somewhat unwilling to say he had been beaten.
Xiao Wu took a few steps forward, in the moonlight clearly seeing the condition of Ma Hongjun’s face, immediately hopping with righteous indignation,
“Who was this violent? Unexpectedly beating you like this. Boss Dai, it wouldn’t be you?”
Dai Mubai curled his lips,
“Would I act so violently against my own brother? Fatty was beaten like this by a love rival. We were just about to go find him.”
“Then what are you waiting for, count me in. Daring to beat my brother, he can’t want to preserve his life.”
Xiao Wu’s character was motivated by a desire to see the world in chaos. When just entering the Academy, she was somewhat biased towards Fatty, but over this time, with everyone mutually looking out for each other in this devilish training, the bias had faded long ago. Even more, back at Nuoding Academy she was the Big Sister boss, never short of fights when looking for one, now ordinarily everyone exchanged pointers according to a plan, finally with the opportunity for a fight she appeared even more anxious than Ma Hongjun.
“Fifth sister[ “Fifth [younger] sister” Xiao Wu is the fifth oldest, Ma Hongjun is the fourth.], you truly are too good. How about I devote my body to you.”
Seeing Xiao Wu not only didn’t stop everyone’s revenge, but on the contrary immediately joined in, Fatty was immediately greatly moved. The depression in his heart also immediately disappeared somewhat, the last line clearly held his always vulgar nature.
“You would devote your body to who?”
Tang San looked at Fatty, his voice somewhat strange.
Fatty looked at Tang San, hurriedly smiling awkwardly,
“I said nothing, third brother[ “Third [older] brother” Tang San is the third oldest.], let’s hurry.”
The four became five, taking advantage of the night, again setting foot on the familiar path, the five used spirit power, heading towards Suotuo City at lightning speed.
In a fraction of an hour.
“Fatty, is this where you ordinarily settle your Evil Fire issue?”
Dai Mubai’s eyebrows both scrunched together.
Before them right now was a row of single story houses. This was a remote corner of Suotuo City. The houses in front were only three meters tall, looking damaged in many places, in the doorway hung several pink lanterns, below the lanterns stood several clearly not young prostitutes with heavy makeup and gaudy dress peddling themselves to people passing by.
The corners of Oscar’s mouth twitched,
“No wonder you always say grass nests also hold golden phoenixes, this truly is a grass nest, ah!”
Regarding Ma Hongjun’s tastes, Dai Mubai and Oscar truly didn’t dare compliment. For Xiao Wu and Tang San it was the first time in this kind of place, apart from curiosity, they had no special feeling.
Fatty only guffawed twice, in a low voice saying:
“It’s really cheap here, ah, the price is cheap and quantity excessive, one silver coin for one time, two silver coins for three. The quality to price ratio is high. Moreover, you must believe the principle of grass nests also holding golden phoenixes. This depends on luck.”
Dai Mubai glared at him,
“In the future, don’t say I know you. Although I knew you aren’t picky, I still didn’t expect you to go as far as this. Coming to this kind of trashy place, the age of those golden phoenixes of yours could compare to your aunts.”
Fatty somewhat indignantly angry said:
“Boss Dai, don’t deliberately ridicule me, let’s first deal with business. You wait here, I’ll go ask if that bastard hasn’t left.”
While speaking, Fatty quickly walked towards the “grass nest”.
Oscar looked around everywhere,
“This is really remote
, it suits the task. I, your father, have a large sausage, I, your father, have a small sausage, I, your father, have a mushroom sausage……”
Hearing Oscar chant his spirit incantations, starting to prepare for the battle ahead, Xiao Wu couldn’t refrain from making a light spitting sound,
“Truly worthy of being called Big Sausage Uncle.”
In a moment, Ma Hongjun animatedly ran back,
“Perfect, that fellow still hasn’t left, he only paid the bill just now. I estimate he’ll come out at once. Brothers, for helping me take revenge this time, I’ll host you later and invite everyone to eat a good meal.”
Dai Mubai vigorously waved his hand at him,
“Don’t speak nonsense, I wouldn’t dare go to a meal hosted by you. With your tastes like this, just forget about it.”
Hearing Dai Mubai’s words, even Xiao Wu couldn’t help but nod, she and Tang San had seen the unconstrained twin sisters Dai Mubai had brought, comparing those top quality twins with these “aunties” before them was practically like heaven and underground.
While they talked, one person already walked out of the grass nest. Tang San’s group stood in a dark corner across from Grass Nest, by now the color of the sky was already completely black, from across the street this side was very difficult to see.
“That’s him.”
Fatty gnashed his teeth.
Just like Fatty’s description, walking out from “Grass Nest” was a forty something middle aged man. Dark skin, one meter sixty tall, on his face a satisfied lascivious smile, right hand wrapped in gauze, wearing large pants with several holes, on his feet a pair of large sandals[ Flip-flops, to be precise.], looking self satisfied as he walked down the street. While walking he hummed a little tune,
“Uncle’s mood is good today, ah, the bird came out to stroll[ Sort of a literal translation to what I assume is a lewd song with some wordplay. He calls himself (大爷我) where (大爷) is a colloquial term for “father’s older brother” or a respectful term for an older man, but it can also mean “arrogant idler” or “self centered show off”. The second line uses (鸟儿) which literally translates as “bird”, but (鸟) is an alternate way to write the homophone (屌) which means “penis”.].”
“Is it on?”
Fatty already cracked his fists.
“Wait a moment.”
Xiao Wu grabbed Fatty’s plump shoulder, the other hand throwing back the scorpion braid, on her charming face appearing a harmless smile,
“Come out in a moment, watch me.”
While speaking, Xiao Wu took small steps, from the side walking out to that vulgar uncle called Bu Le.
“What’s Xiao Wu doing?”
Ma Hongjun somewhat puzzled looked to Tang San. Who other than Tang San could understand her best.
Tang San clapped a hand to his forehead, somewhat helplessly saying:
“Just wait and see.”
Xiao Wu didn’t look like she walked quickly, but was just right to block that vulgar uncle’s path.
“Hello uncle. May I ask, is there a place selling candy nearby?”
Bu Le had just left Grass Nest, entire person soaked in satisfaction. The sudden voice made him start, raising his head to look towards the source of the voice. Immediately, that appearing straightforward face of his had a kind of particular lustre, a certain place on his body immediately stirring.
It had to be said, in the night suddenly appearing before him was such a pleasant sight as Xiao Wu. Young and tender fair young face, long black scorpion braid, although not particularly ample, she still had a figure to some extent, in particular the youth and inexperience on her rosy face, was even more attractive to an old pervert like this. Bu Le’s eyes shone as he saw Xiao Wu, saying inwardly, ‘such a beautiful and lovely little loli. Heavens, Earth, don’t tell me this is your gift for me?’
Coughing, Bu Le swiftly restrained the obscene light in his eyes, sticking out his chest, assuming a neat posture, changing so quickly that if Xiao Wu hadn’t kept her eyes on him all along, she might have been tricked.
“Little miss, you’ve still come out to buy candy this late, ah? This is so remote, aren’t you worried you’ll run into bad people?”
When Bu Le had a serious face, adding to his simple and honest outward appearance, he still truly had a somewhat dignified appearance.
Xiao Wu blinked with her beautiful big eyes,
“Then uncle, are you a bad person?”
Seeing her soft spoken appearance made Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun and Oscar not far away twitch. Was this flirty Xiao Wu still the same person who had thrown them around like sandbags in fights? This, this was even beyond acting. Only Tang San’s face expressed a wry smile and no surprise, he had already experienced this kind of scene long ago at Nuoding Academy. In deception, Xiao Wu was even better than what Ning Rongrong did when she just arrived at the Academy. Especially when assuming that next door neighbour little sister appearance, practically no man was immune to it. The difference was, proper people seeing her like this would only feel tenderness, but a person like Bu Le seeing the current Xiao Wu would only drool.
Part 2
Hearing Xiao Wu’s question, Bu Le immediately said:
“Of course uncle is a good person. Little miss, what are you called, how old are you, eh?”
Xiao Wu’s little face quickly blushed,
“I’m Xiao Wu, almost thirteen.”
Bu Le was expressionless, thinking to himself, ‘almost thirteen, in other words twelve?’ His adam’s apple moved vigorously as he swallowed. If he didn’t eat this tender morsel delivered to his mouth, he would truly be letting himself down.
“You are this tall even at twelve, in the future you will certainly be a great beauty. Xiao Wu, there’s no place here that sells candy, come with uncle, uncle will bring you to buy candy, afterwards I’ll see you back home. All right?”
Xiao Wu smiled, nodding cutely, saying:
“Great!”
Bu Le hadn’t expected this little miss would be tricked so easily, seeing her agree to go with him, he was immediately exultant, small eyes looking around, going in the direction of a remote place he remembered. In order to not beat the grass to scare the snake[ Idiom: Alert the enemy.], he resisted grabbing and pulling Xiao Wu’s little hand.
Oscar rubbed his eyes hard, poking Tang San at his side,
“Little San, is this really Xiao Wu? Why can’t I see any resemblance?”
Tang San somewhat strangely said:
“Back at Nuoding Academy, there were girls molested by a strange uncle. Xiao Wu used just this maneuver, luring that person into a dark corner, afterwards came the Eight Stage Drop[ (八段摔) Or “Eight Section Throw”].”
“Eight Stage Drop? What’s that?”
Dai Mubai also couldn’t help but be curious.
In Tang San’s eyes expressed a trace of fear,
“It’s the most violent kind of throw in Xiao Wu’s Soft Skill. Eight throws in succession. As long as the first throw succeeds there is practically no chance to resist. That is Xiao Wu’s true strength. Therefore, by no means meet her at close range. I expect that this strange uncle called Bu Le-something, might be fortunate enough to taste this great banquet. Let’s catch up with them to prevent accidents.”
Right now Bu Le’s lascivious heart was greatly stirred, with his forty sixth rank spirit power, if he was a bit alert like normal he might discover Tang San and the others following, but right now his heart was entirely focused on this young and fresh little loli by his side, with none to spare for others. How would he also know that, sometimes, loli was interchangeable with demon[ Wordplay alert. The first character of “loli” (luo li 萝莉) is a homophone to and is written very similar to a kind of Buddhist demon poltergeist (luo cha 罗刹). For some (much) more distantly related connections, the luo in loli (萝) means radish and is one of the characters in carrot (see the manhua for this connection). The luo in demon (罗) means gauze, and is the same as in Douluo and Star Luo.
].
Furtively glancing at Xiao Wu, her slender waist swaying slightly as she walked, her butt was not at all large, but her waist was really too slender, that resulting curve made this old pervert Bu Le constantly stealthily swallow. Adding to Xiao Wu’s close to perfection beautiful complexion, a beautiful girl walking beautifully. The Evil Fire that had previously been dispersed was already rising within. To an old pervert his age, the outside was especially important, how could Xiao Wu before him be compared to those free range chickens in the grass nest?
Further and further away, already very few pedestrians could be seen around. Bu Le brought Xiao Wu around a corner, reaching a secluded and dark little alley.
“Uncle, where is the candy store, this is so dark, I’m a little scared.”
Xiao Wu spoke softly, apparently somewhat panicked.
Bu Le smiled mischievously, saying:
“Xiao Wu, ah, this late at night, eating candy is no good for the body. Let uncle bring you to see goldfish[ The Chinese equivalent of “puppies in my van”, stems from a pedophile case in Hong Kong.].”
“See goldfish? Where is there goldfish?”
Xiao Wu asked curiously.
Bu Le stopped walking, stretching out his hand and starting to untie his trousers,
“I’ve got it right here.”
Xiao Wu suddenly smiled,
“Uncle, your next line wouldn’t be ‘I, your father, have a big sausage’?”
“Eh……”
Bu Le’s hands stiffened, his movements immediately coming to a halt, he looked right into a pair of red colored eyes, eyes brimming with Demon Confusion, his entire body immediately becoming rigid, and in the next moment, before him, only remained a smear of purple shadow.
Tight around his neck, not waiting for Bu Le to release his spirit, that black scorpion braid was already winding around, and in the next moment, Bu Le only felt a force at his neck, his entire body involuntarily leaving the ground.
If Bu Le had been a power type Spirit Master, perhaps he still would have had a chance to stabilize himself. Unfortunately, he was a control system Spirit Master. But if a Spirit Master couldn’t release their spirit, their strength would also be greatly weakened. Adding to his “industrious plowing” for a whole day, his strength had long ago dropped by more than half. The current Bu Le only felt the sky spin and earth go round, the next moment he could only see stars.
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