by K. T. Tomb
Thalia crawled out of bed and stumbled out to the kitchen. Despite the beautiful restorations, the luxurious modern amenities and the opulent furnishings, the place still felt all wrong. For instance, right now it sounded like a cat meowing. Or was it crying? A child crying? Why would she be hearing a child crying? This was a luxury community dominated by aging billionaires and their non-baby toting, eye candy girlfriends and trophy wives. Each house had precariously high balconies that sported barely there railings and sheer drops into the canals below. None of her neighbors were likely to have children, at least not of an age where crying was still a viable a means of communication. It must be a cat; a loud hungry alley cat. Thalia turned the coffee maker on. The noise didn’t stop; if anything, the crying was getting louder and it was definitely coming from just outside her front door. She went back to her bedroom and threw a robe on over her nightgown.
“Oh, all right. I’m coming. But if you’re some sort of door to door salesman, so help me...”
She unlocked her door and saw nothing. She looked up the street and down the other way. Nothing, not even a leaf was there. Then, a small voice cooed, “Señora?” On the doorstep at her feet was a plastic laundry basket, cracked and broken from much use, and sitting inside the basket, surrounded by a pile of dirty old blankets and clothes, was a small child. Really, a toddler.
“What the...” Thalia Phoenix slammed the door closed in shock. She put her back against the door and took a deep breath.
What the hell is going on?
Then, she opened it again, mumbling all the while. “This is an illusion. It has to be. There really just can’t be a child sitting on my doorstep! It's 2014, for Christ’s sake. Who the hell does this in 2014?”
She peered across the shared courtyard and over to the closed front doors of her neighbors’ homes. The people who lived in that part of town all had plenty of money. None of them would have left a child in a broken laundry basket on her doorstep. Even the people who worked for them doing the housekeeping and taking care of the immaculate courtyards and gardens were most unlikely to leave their children on random doorsteps.
The child stood up in the basket and lifted its little arms. Phoe took a few steps back and shouted loudly into the house.
“Peter, Eric! Get out here now!”
The little one called out to her, “Señora! Señora!” several times, pleading with her to pick it up and take it inside. Unable to move, she looked at him for a few moments longer before she picked him up and carried him inside. She sat him down on the living room floor and went back to get the basket. It didn’t look as though it could have anything of any value in it, and the first thing she wanted to do with it was toss the whole mess into the trash. It smelled of old diapers. However, there might be something in it that would tell her where the child had come from, so she took it into the laundry room to sort out later.
The child sat on the floor, looking around with large, dark eyes. He did not appear to be upset, only curious. Thalia thought he was adorable. His head was covered with thick dark curls, reminding her of gypsy children she had seen throughout her travels in Italy.
“Señora,” he called. “Leche, por favor.” Madam. Milk, please.
She had to smile at that. How many small children actually said please to their elders these days? This one nearly broke her heart. She picked him up and carried him into the kitchen.
“What’s your name, sweetheart? Cual es tu nombre?”
She wasn’t sure whether her Spanish made any sense. She’d only taken a couple of lessons so far. Even though her teacher had praised her incessantly for her ability, she knew that so far she hadn’t put much work into the training. She had tried to learn the language before in high school, but that was just before her older brother Eric had disappeared. Back then she had idolized him. She used to think he could do almost anything, and he always knew how to make her laugh when she felt frustrated or sad. He had eaten breakfast with her that last morning before she went to school, but when she came home, he was gone, and no one would tell her why, or where he had gone. She went to his room that night and found that all the things he loved most were gone with him. Her mother refused to even talk about him, except to say they would likely never see him again.
Thalia Phoenix had taken lessons in self-defense, almost from the time she could first walk. But right after her brother left, her mother insisted she study everything from kick boxing to jujitsu, along with every variation on the art of defense that had been devised, until the girl was a walking lethal weapon. “The last thing you need to be is a helpless female,” her mother would growl at her when Thalia came home particularly battered and bruised. She grew to hate it, and everything her mother stood for. It was only within the last few years, when she began to search the world for strange and wonderful artifacts, that she discovered she could use every bit of the training her mother had insisted she get. Thalia Phoenix definitely was not a helpless female. Yet, she was feeling extremely helpless now.
“Mi nombre es Angelo,” My name is Angelo, the baby said.
“Well, you are a little angel. Let’s see what we have for you. I don’t think I have any milk, but I do have some juice. Would you like juice?”
She opened the refrigerator and found a bottle of grape juice. Angelo looked like he was interested, so she poured out a small cup for him. He grasped it in both his hands and took large, hungry gulps, spilling some down the front of his already dirty shirt. Phoe looked around the kitchen and realized that neither of her companions had shown up downstairs as yet.
“Peter! Eric! Where are you two? Get your asses into the kitchen! Pronto!”
Just then, her cell phone rang. Thalia swung the child around to her hip so she could answer it. Simon Kessler was on the line.
“Listen, Phoe. I know you’re just getting settled into the new place and kind of taking a break before you get back on the adventure horse, but I needed to inform you of something the minute I found out myself.”
“What’s happened, Simon? Is everything okay? I kind of have my hands full right now, like literally, so if it’s about a new job, I am interested, but I’m going to have to call you back in a few minutes.”
“This can’t wait, Phoe. It’s really important. I just got a call from Monsignor Alvaro in The Holy See. Friar Batista has gone missing. He had notified Alvaro that he was going with that group of Buryat historians into Tibet to look for a legend.”
“What do you mean he’s disappeared?”
Oh shit! What the hell could have happened to Angelo?
Then it hit her.
Oh damn!
She looked down into the big dark eyes that were looking up at her from the child in her arms.
Angelo?
“Simon, did he give the Monsignor any details about what exactly he was going looking for in Tibet?”
“Yeah, he did. But the man didn’t take him seriously at all. In fact, he told Batista in no uncertain terms to get his ass back to Rome. When he didn’t turn up, they launched a search. He’s disappeared without a trace. The four historians too.”
“What were they after, Simon?”
“The Fountain of Youth.”
“You’re fucking kidding me, right? What do you want me to do about this? Did Alvaro ask you to send me in on this? To find Angelo and the others?”
“They did. You need to leave immediately! I can’t say it enough, Phoe. This is important. This is very important. The sooner you get on it, the better.”
“What’s in it for you, Simon?”
“I’d think you’d have figured that out by now, Phoe. Don’t fail either of us on this. Bring back Angelo and the others for the Monsignor and bring back the water from the Fountain for me. I don’t even need a location, just bring me that water.”
Thalia put the phone away and turned around in time to see Peter Kellerman walk into her kitchen. He was stretching his arms over his head and yawning with both eyes shut tightly.
“What the
hell are you hollering for?” he asked before he spotted the child seated on the kitchen counter in front of Thalia. His jaw dropped.
“Where the hell have you been? I’ve been hollering for you and Eric for a half an hour!”
“Phoe, what the hell have you got there? Where did that come from?” he asked, ignoring her question all together as he pointed at Angelo.
“I found him on the doorstep in a dirty old laundry basket when I came in to make the coffee this morning.”
“You’re shitting me, right? You’re babysitting for a neighbor or something. Right?”
He pressed her to agree with what he was saying but the look on Thalia’s face said that she couldn’t do that.
How the hell had someone just strolled into the courtyard and left a kid at the door? It couldn’t be that easy.
“We need better protection.”
“I’m sorry. I wasn’t thinking of anyone making designs on abandoning children at the door when I bought this house. I was just looking for peace and quiet, you know. This one seemed decent enough.”
She handed the baby to Peter so she could make a start on fixing some breakfast.
“I wonder if he’s eaten yet. I’m freaking starving. Let’s see. We’ve got a few things here. I could scramble some eggs, or make pancakes. There’s coffee in the pot.”
Peter took the child in his arms. Then, he held it out at arm’s length and said, “You smell. No offense, Phoe, but this kid needs a bath and some clean clothes.”
“I don’t think he has anything fit to wear. Everything in the basket he came in looks filthy. I want to put it all in the trash, but all things considered, maybe I should run them through the washer and dryer.”
Peter filled the kitchen sink with warm water and stripped the child down. He threw the soaking diaper into the bin and sighed when he could breathe again. Then he took the little boy’s shirt off and stepped back. There was a large black, red and orange tattoo of a phoenix in flames across his back.
“Whoa, Phoe. Would you have a look at this?”
Thalia turned around from the pancakes she was making. She gulped in surprise. The spatula fell from her hand and clattered to the floor.
“Oh, my God! That’s not possible. That just can’t be real! That crazy fool! He fucking found it!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about Phoe. But this shit looks pretty bad if someone would really do this to a baby.”
“He isn’t a real baby, Peter.”
“What the hell do you mean? I can see him right here in front of me. In all his dirty, stinky baby-ness. He’s real alright and so was the smell coming out of those diapers.”
“I’ll explain everything over breakfast. This is way too much to process without burning the fucking pancakes to charcoal briquettes. I’m gonna call down to Gregorio’s store to get some stuff delivered for him right away.”
While Phoe conversed animatedly with Gregorio and recited the strange grocery list, Peter patiently washed the child. She hung up the phone and continued attending to the pancakes while he dried the child off and struggled to wrap him up just so in the towel, so it wouldn’t tumble off him to the floor.
“Just wrap it around his middle or leave him naked, Peter. The delivery boy won’t be long with the supplies. I told Gregorio to step on it.”
As Peter tucked a hand towel around the child’s waist, the doorbell rang.
“See? Go get that, would you?”
Peter breathed a sigh of relief, put Angelo down on the floor and went to answer the door.
Chapter Two
The Ichthyophagi then in their turn, questioned the king concerning the term of life, and diet of his people, and were told that most of them lived to be a hundred and twenty years old, while some even went beyond that age. They ate boiled flesh, and had for their drink nothing but milk. When the Ichthyophagi showed wonder at the number of the years, he led them to a fountain, wherein when they had washed, they found their flesh all glossy and sleek, as if they had bathed in oil – and a scent came from the spring like that of violets. The water was so weak, they said, that nothing would float in it, neither wood, nor any lighter substance, but all went to the bottom. If the account of this fountain be true, it would be their constant use of the water from it which makes them so long-lived.
— Herodotus, Book III: 23
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Phoe went to work dressing Angelo in a clean pair of pull-up diapers, a shirt and a pair of shorts, and then she went to see about washing his dirty clothes. Peter put a plate of cut up pancakes in front of the child and served some breakfast to himself and Phoe. Eric came in with his guitar, just as everyone had sat down to eat.
Peter stared at him.
“Where the hell have you been? You going to sing for your breakfast, bro?”
“Guess so.”
Eric sat down and began to pound out some old Woody Guthrie songs about injustice and greed, till he made Angelo start crying and that got on Thalia’s nerves.
“Enough already. Come over and eat.”
She handed him a mug of coffee and a plate piled with pancakes.
Eric joined everyone at the table.
“Who’s the new guy?” he asked, pointing to Angelo.
Peter pulled the child’s shirt up so Eric could see.
“He’s the newest little Phoenix. Aren’t you, big guy?”
“You don’t say. Hmm. Seems to me I’ve seen that tatt somewhere, but never one as fancy as this one is. You almost expect to see it take wing and fly off the kid’s back.”
Thalia patted the little boy on his head.
“I wish it would. So, what’s up with you, Eric?”
“Not so fast, Phoe. You said you’d fill me in at breakfast. Spit it out fast so I know what we’re getting into with this kid.”
“It’s Angelo.”
“I know his name is Angelo. Come on!”
“No, I think this is Angelo. As in Friar Angelo Batista.”
Eric and Peter looked at each other in bewilderment.
“What you talking ‘bout, Willis?” Eric quoted his favorite old TV comedy with a questioning look on his face.
Phoe took a deep breath and exhaled heavily.
“A few months back, I went with Angelo Batista to the Altai Mountains in Siberia where we found the armor of Genghis Khan. The thing is, Angelo never went back to Rome with me. I brought the armor back on my own while he went to Tibet with the others.”
“Yeah, we know all that,” Eric said around a mouthful of pancakes.
“Yeah, Phoe. So?” Peter finished for him.
“So, they were looking for something really ridiculous. Up until this morning, I thought that he must have been the stupidest person I know. He was chasing after a fairy tale as far as I was concerned. They were looking for the Fountain of Youth.”
“Oh, shit!” Eric exclaimed, suddenly giving the conversation his full attention.
“The thing is I think they found it, guys. I think this is Friar Angelo. I think he found the Fountain and drank from it and this is him. In fact, I’m pretty fucking sure. Either this is him or someone tattooed a two year oldwith an elaborate tattoo just to try and play a trick on me. Angelo is the only person I have ever met that has a tattoo like that. We even made jokes how we were destined to be friends since he wore a Phoenix and I am Phoenix.”
“Christ, Phoe. Do you even have a clue what this would mean?”
“I do, Peter,” she replied. “It would mean that for once Kessler wants to send me out to find something utterly ridiculous and before I even have a chance to say no, I just may have proof that it actually exists. I have a feeling that we may not be chasing after a ghost this time, Peter.”
“Kessler knows about this?” Eric asked flabbergasted.
“Simon told me this morning that Angelo had gone to Tibet to find the Fountain and that he needs me to find it as well, immediately.”
“Yeah, I heard you on the phone,” Peter confirmed. “He talked
to me, too. Also told me that Angelo and his entire team were missing.”
“I guess that saves me a little explaining. Are you willing to come?”
“Of course, Phoe; you know I’d rather work with you any day, than compete with you. Don’t you?”
Angelo toddled out of the kitchen toward the living room. Eric strolled after him, leaving Peter and Thalia sitting at the kitchen table talking. Then he turned and said to Eric, “Señor, quieres tu.” Sir, I want you. He held up his arms and Eric picked him up and took him out onto the balcony to look at the view over the Grand Canal.
“I feel like Olive Oyl,” Phoe said, shaking her head in disbelief. “Remember those old Popeye cartoons? No one ever said where Sweet Pea came from.”
“Yeah. She was just my type. I think that’s why I like you so much.”
Thalia raised her hand to slap Peter on the shoulder. He easily caught it and put it behind her back.
Thalia stuck her tongue out at him.
“You know I could throw you on the floor, without batting an eye.”
“Yeah, but you’re not going to.”
He leaned over and gently kissed her on her forehead before letting her go.
“When do we leave? Kessler was pretty urgent about this.”
Thalia got up from the table and ran hot water in the sink to get the dishes washed. Well, ever since he had managed to keep her biggest secret for the better part of two years, Phoe had decided that Peter Kellerman could indeed be trusted. He had ultimately proven himself to her and that had meant a lot. He would definitely be coming with her, now that she had the ability to choose her own crew. But, something told her they would have to guard baby Angelo constantly.
“We’re going to need a good babysitter.”
Peter nodded in agreement. She decided to call Charlotte to see if she could help them out of their little predicament in exchange for an all-expense paid trip to lovely Venice, Italy. There weren’t many people whom she trusted enough to take on a mission like this. Even though Charlotte knew nothing of the art of espionage, she was sharp and steadfast. Thalia would be proud to have her on this journey – if she were willing to come. Charlotte was not the sort of woman to let the grass grow under her feet, just because her life had been turned upside down. But one thing was for certain, she was in Taos overseeing the operations of Simple Treasures and itching for something else to do, or at least the chance to spend some time with Thalia. Phoe knew that Charlotte would have no other plans, and even if she did, she would have no problem dropping them and being ready to leave on very short notice.
