Milly Johnson is the sparkling and irrepressible author of seven bestselling novels. She is also a columnist, greetings card copywriter, poet and BBC broadcaster. Her books are about the universal issues of friendship, family, betrayal, babies, rather nice food and a little bit of that magic in life that sometimes visits the unsuspecting. Find out more at www.millyjohnson.co.uk or follow Milly on Twitter @millyjohnson
Also by Milly Johnson
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An Autumn Crush
White Wedding
First published by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd 2012
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For Pete – who is my John Silkstone, my Dan Regent, my Tom Broom, my Vladimir Darq, my Captain Ocean-Sea, my Adam MacLean, my Steve Feast and my Jacques Glace all rolled into one.
DOUGLAS, Miss Evelyn Mary
Aged 93, died peacefully in her sleep at home 6th September.
Funeral to take place 13th September, 11 a.m.
St John the Baptist Church, Ivy Street, Barnsley.
Flowers welcome or donations in lieu of flowers to the Maud Haworth Home for Cats.
Contents
OCTOBER
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
NOVEMBER
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
DECEMBER
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
OCTOBER
Chapter 1
Eve sat patiently in the snug reception area of Firkin, Mead and Mead solicitors whilst the rain outside battered the window as if trying to break in to share the warmth. Winter had landed early on the heels of a very drab summer, almost squeezing out poor autumn which seemed to have come and gone in less than a fortnight. The day reflected Eve’s mood perfectly: cold and depressed, as the reason for her being at Firkin, Mead and Mead was not a happy one. Her lovely great-aunt had died and left something for her; the old locket she always wore, most probably. The locket that Eve wished were still around a living Aunt Evelyn’s neck.
To pass some time, Eve picked up a copy of the Daily Trumpet, which had to be the world’s most incompetent newspaper. A snippet on page four grabbed her attention.
‘The Daily Trumpet would like to apologize to the Thompson family for the misprint which appeared in last Thursday’s issue. We did of course mean to congratulate David Thompson on his new position as a consultant paediatrician at Barnsley General Hospital, not consultant paedophile. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and wish Dr Thompson a speedy recovery from his injuries.’
Another mistake – and a particularly horrible one this time. The Trumpet was famous for its errors. It had even reported Aunt Evelyn’s funeral service as happening at 13 a.m., then in the apology printed 3 p.m. There wasn’t time for a further correction and consequently just a handful of people made the service. Aunt Evelyn had deserved so much better. Her funeral had been as much of a disaster as the rest of her life.
The receptionist answered a call then waved over to Eve.
‘You can go in now. Mr Mead the younger’s office is up the stairs and first door on your left,’ she directed.
Eve folded up the newspaper and put it back on the magazine table before going in to meet Mr Mead.
The Meads were solicitor brothers. Mr Mead the younger was so old that Mr Mead the elder must have been injected with formaldehyde to carry on working, and they were always referred to as Mr Mead the younger and Mr Mead the elder. Still, Aunt Evelyn had never used any other firm of solicitors, and it was Mr Mead the younger who had the duty of overseeing her final wishes.
Eve wondered how her aunt had ever been able to profess on oath that she was of sound mind. She was as batty as a bat hanging upside down in a Batcave dressed as Batman, but eccentric as she was, she was also a darling old lady and Eve had been incredibly sad that the ninety-three-year-old had passed away in her sleep. Women like Aunt Evelyn could have fooled you into thinking they would live for ever: robust and bright-eyed, never moaning about any health issues, always dressing immaculately with never a snow-white hair out of place and a heel to her shoe, even if those heels had got lower and thicker over the years. In the past eighteen months, Aunt Evelyn had discovered a joie de vivre she should have experienced in her youth, but alas it was all too short-lived, for four weeks ago she went to bed and never woke up again. Her home help found her in bed with a big smile on her face which the massive heart attack she’d had during the night hadn’t managed to wipe off. The vicar at her funeral said, ‘Evelyn Douglas died when she was healthy and happy.’ Eve couldn’t honestly say she found any consolation in that.
Aunt Evelyn might have been content, but she was also quite mad. Fifteen years ago, she had combatted her customary sadness at having to take the Christmas decorations down on twelfth night by deciding not to, and leaving them up all year round. She didn’t care that people said she was loop the loop; her spirits stayed continually buoyant because of that decision. She was happier than she had been for years at being continually surrounded by snowmen, boxes wrapped up as presents, and tinsel. Of course, she had to replace the real tree in the corner with a plastic one as the needl
es had all dropped off by mid-January, but that was a small price to pay. Her home help went insane with all the dusting of the Christmas ornaments that she collected by the bucketload from charity shops. Anything with a connection to Christmas – however cheap and rubbish – had to be bought. Then eighteen months ago, Aunt Evelyn really upped the ante. She even bought a stuffed elk from eBay. It sat in the corner of her room with baubles hanging from its antlers. She named it Gabriel.
‘I needed to see you in person alone in my office,’ began Mr Mead the less decrepit, after shaking Eve’s hand and directing her to the chair on the other side of his huge mahogany desk, ‘because your aunt specifically asked me to deliver this news to you that way.’
‘Okay,’ said Eve, thinking that it all sounded a little over the top for a bit of jewellery. The old lady had nothing else of value to leave, although they were things of value to her: the ashes of her cats Fancy and Kringle that she kept in a biscuit tin, her three old broken clocks, her sepia photographs and that monstrous stuffed elk. Eve really hoped her aunt hadn’t bequeathed Gabriel to her. Aunt Evelyn always said that the lovely locket would be Eve’s one day. It was a beautiful large oval and had two portraits in it: those of Aunt Evelyn and the love of her life – Stanley. She had been engaged to him at sixteen but he had been killed in one of the first battles of the war. Aunt Evelyn had never married, but chose to live with her memories, which she said were enough to keep her warm. Eve knew that feeling well. But Eve was under no illusion that any money would be coming her way. Aunt Evelyn had always said that she would leave her meagre savings and the contents of her bungalow to the local cats’ home.
Eve’s grandmother had harrumphed and said that was a ridiculous decision; she said it summed up why Great-Aunt Evelyn should have been in a home years ago.
Eve had defended her aunt. ‘It’s her money, she has the right to do with it what she likes, Grandma.’ Evelyn adored cats. Kringle had been her last baby, and it had nearly broken her heart when the twenty-year-old deaf white cat died last year. In fact, Eve wasn’t sure she ever quite fully recovered from the shock. She had heard of lots of instances where a beloved animal died and the owner wasn’t long in following.
‘Your aunt left you this.’ Mr Mead opened a desk drawer and pulled out a package, which he passed across to Eve. It was the lovely locket and all her late aunt’s photographs. Eve smiled, sighing sadly at the same time.
‘Thank you, Mr Mead.’
‘And this,’ the old man carried on, taking a well-stuffed envelope from the drawer. ‘It’s a copy of the land deed for your aunt’s theme park.’
Eve laughed as her hand reached out for it, even though Mr Mead looked far too sober and professional to make jokes. Then she lifted her green eyes and looked up at his face and saw no humour there. She shook her head to dislodge whatever it was that must be stuck in her ear.
‘I’m sorry, could you repeat that, Mr Mead?’ she asked.
‘This is a copy of the land deed,’ obeyed Mr Mead, ‘for your aunt’s theme park.’
So, she hadn’t misheard. Mr Mead really did say that.
‘A theme park?’
‘That’s right. And here are the plans which she put in place for it.’ And he handed over a great file of papers which he lifted from the floor. ‘It’s all immaculately organized and documented.’
‘A theme park?’ Eve said again.
‘That’s correct.’
‘As in rides?’ Eve was smiling but it was shock and confusion driving the corners of her mouth upwards. Was Mr Mead on drugs? Was he having a bit of a senior moment and getting her aunt mixed up with Richard Branson? Aunt Evelyn didn’t own a theme park. She lived in a one-bedroom rented bungalow with the ashes of her old cats, roomfuls of memories and a stuffed elk.
‘You don’t know anything about it at all?’ asked Mr Mead, scratching his ear. All those hairs in there must tickle, thought Eve.
Eve struggled to find the words to say that no, she didn’t know anything about a theme park. Why would she? There wasn’t one. That would be ridiculous. But all that came out was a shrug and more puzzled laughter.
‘Well,’ Mr Mead cleared his throat, ‘many years ago, your aunt procured a one-hundred-and-fifty-acre plot of land adjacent to Higher Hoppleton. At the time, the landowner, Lord Rotherham, who was a client of mine, was on the brink of bankruptcy and needed to procure cash very quickly. The land was an albatross around his neck, as it could never be used for permanent residential housing, but it could be converted ‘for recreational purposes’. I suggested to Evelyn that it might be a good, if very long-term, investment. She agreed so I brokered the deal and it was done. I don’t believe your aunt ever intended to do anything with it, except sit on it and wait for a change in the restrictions pertaining to the land, which understandably didn’t occur. Then last year, your aunt took it upon herself to have plans drawn up for Winterworld. She employed an architect, who oversaw the installation of mains services, and then she commenced the building works.’
‘Aunt Evelyn?’ She wondered if Mr Mead had picked up the wrong client file. Dolly Parton’s for instance. ‘Evelyn Mary Douglas?’ Cuckoo Aunt Evelyn, with the seven-foot plastic Christmas tree in the corner of her lounge, and owner of Gabriel the elk?
Mr Mead’s shaggy grey eyebrows rose so far they almost left his head. ‘Your aunt may have lived frugally, but she was a woman of considerable means,’ he continued.
‘Frugally? That’s putting it mildly,’ Eve interrupted. Evelyn had a mania for Mr Kipling’s French Fancies, but she would only ever buy them when they were on BOGOF.
‘She was a genius on the stock exchange. She had a remarkable nose for exactly the right moment to buy and sell,’ Mr Mead continued. ‘I thought it was beginner’s luck when she first started to dabble, and advised caution, but she was a master of financial enterprise. She could smell a shift in the market as surely as a cat can smell an injured bird.’
‘You’re joking.’ Eve shook her head. Maybe it was she who was on drugs. Those mushrooms she had in her omelette last night did look a bit misshapen.
‘I’m not joking at all, Miss Douglas,’ said Mr Mead, and it was quite obvious that he wasn’t either.
‘You’ll forgive me if I’m a bit gobsmacked, Mr Mead,’ said Eve, flicking a few strands which had worked loose from her tightly tied-back, dark-brown hair, whilst thinking that Mr Mead must be getting a bit tired of her looking confounded and saying, ‘You’re joking.’ ‘It’s rather a lot to take in. Old ladies don’t build theme parks. Especially old ladies who live in Barnsley in one-bedroom bungalows.’
‘This one did,’ smiled Mr Mead, his eyebrows doing a Mexican wave now. ‘I think you’ll agree that your Aunt Evelyn was a woman very much made in her own unique mould.’ There was a fond softness in his voice now as he talked about the old lady. He lifted another document to the side of him and started to unfold it with his large gnarled fingers.
‘This is what your aunt wanted to achieve. I also have the plans proper, but they are heavily detailed and this is perhaps easier to digest, seeing as you’re presently in shock.’
It was a crude plan, the words written in Aunt Evelyn’s familiar scratchy handwriting, and there were illustrations simply but deftly drawn. There were log cabins amongst fir trees, a restaurant, a grotto, a reindeer enclosure . . . it all looked very festive. It was the sort of map a child would draw in a jotter.
‘She was building a Christmas theme park?’ Eve questioned. Of any theme it could have been, Eve should have known it would be a Christmas one.
‘That is correct,’ said Mr Mead. ‘Apparently she had hundreds of Christmas trees planted there in the seventies. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she had forgotten that she had done so.’
‘A Christmas theme park. In Barnsley ?’
‘Indeed. And now it’s your Christmas theme park. In Barnsley.’
‘Can the theme be changed?’
‘Most categorically not. It is stipulated in the
will.’
Oh God, anything but Christmas. There was no way on this planet that Eve could live, breathe and eat Christmas as a business. She hated Christmas – loathed it, detested it, abhorred it as much as her aunt had lived, breathed and eaten it. She couldn’t think of one Christmas that hadn’t been tainted by a sour memory. For the last four Christmases, she had holed herself up at home and read books as if it didn’t exist.
‘How long had all this been in her head?’ Eve wasn’t aware she had spoken her thoughts aloud as she stared at the plans. She was going to wake up in a moment and find that she had dropped off at her desk halfway through arranging a retirement party for a Chairman with a penchant for cancan dancers.
‘She acquired the land in the sixties. She started building—’ he checked his records ‘—in March last year. If you peruse the files, you’ll find everything you need to know in them. Mr Glace has his copy also.’
Eve totted up in her head how many months ago that was. Eighteen. That might explain it. Just over nineteen months ago, Aunt Evelyn had a mini-stroke. But rather than it grind her down, she had bounced out of hospital like a spring chicken. Her brush with death had totally altered her outlook on life and sent her mentally off-kilter, if that scraggy old elk Gabriel was anything to go by.
‘She never said a word about any of this and I saw her at least once a month.’ Eve shook her head in disbelief. Something was niggling at her brain too. ‘How can you keep this sort of thing secret? You can’t. It’s too big. What was she thinking of? How come no one knew? This is crazy.’ If she scratched her head any more she’d reach bone.
Mr Mead allowed himself a little smile. ‘I thought she had told you. I rather got the impression she was planning to when I last spoke to her. Such a shame that she was taken before she delivered her news. She was very excited about it all. Poor, dear Evelyn. You could almost say she was born in the latter years of her life.’
‘So it seems,’ said Eve, who didn’t quite reconcile the rather batty old lady with the power magnate alter ego she obviously had. ‘What if I don’t want to do anything with the park?’ Eve asked.
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