Two days later, Pompey received a note from Philippus. It contained only one sentence: "Get him Praecia, and he's yours."
Pompey held the note within the flame of a lamp until it kindled, shaking with anger. Yes, that was Cethegus! His payment was his future patron's humiliation! He required that Pompey should become his pimp.
Pompey's approach to Mucia Tertia was very different from his tactics in dealing with Aemilia Scaura-or Antistia, for that matter. This third wife was infinitely above numbers one and two. First of all, she had a mind. Secondly, she was enigmatic; he could never work out what she was thinking. Thirdly, she was quite wonderful in bed-what a surprise! Luckily he hadn't made a fool of himself at the outset by calling her his wee pudding or his delectable honeypot; such terms had actually teetered on the tip of his tongue, but something in her face had killed them before he articulated them. Little though he had liked Young Marius, she had been Young Marius's wife, and that had to count for much. And she was Scaevola's daughter, Crassus Orator's niece. Six years of living with Julia had to count for something too. So all Pompey's instincts said Mucia Tertia must be treated more like an equal, and not at all like a chattel.
Therefore when he sought Mucia Tertia out, he did as he always did; gave her a lingering tongue-seeking kiss accompanied by a light and appreciative fondling of one nipple. Then-going away to sit where he could see her face, a smile of enslaved love and devotion. And after that-straight to the subject.
"Did you know I used to have a mistress in Rome?" he asked.
"Which one?" was her answer, solemn and matter-of-fact; she rarely smiled, Mucia Tertia.
"So you know of them all," he said comfortably.
"Only of the two most notorious. Flora and Praecia."
Clearly Pompey had forgotten Flora ever existed; he looked perfectly blank for several moments, then laughed and held his hands out. "Flora? Oh, she was forever ago!"
"Praecia," said Mucia Tertia in a level voice, "was my first husband's mistress too."
"Yes, I knew that."
"Before or after you approached her?"
"Before."
"You didn't mind?"
He could be quick, as he was now: "If I haven't minded his widow, why should I mind his ex-mistress?"
"True." She drew several skeins of finest woolen thread further into the light, and inspected them carefully. Her work, a piece of embroidery, lay in her swelling lap. Finally she chose the palest of the various purplish shades, broke off a length, and after sucking it to moisten it and rolling it between her fingers, held it up to ease it through the large eye of a needle. Only when the chore was done did she return her attention to Pompey. "What is it you have to say about Praecia?"
"I'm establishing a faction in the Senate."
"Wise." The needle was poked through the coarse fabric on which a complicated pattern of colored wools was growing, from wrong side to right side, then back again; the junction, when it was finished, would be impossible to detect. "Who have you begun with, Magnus? Philippus?"
"Absolutely correct! You really are wonderful, Mucia!"
"Just experienced," she said. "I grew up surrounded by talk of politics."
"Philippus has undertaken to give me that faction," Pompey went on, "but there's one person he couldn't buy."
"Cethegus," she said, beginning now to fill in the body of a curlique already outlined with deeper purple.
"Correct again. Cethegus."
"He's necessary."
"So Philippus assures me."
"And what is Cethegus's price?"
"Praecia."
"Oh, I see." The curlique was filling in at a great rate. "So Philippus has given you the job of acquiring Praecia for the King of the Backbenchers?"
"It seems so." Pompey shrugged. "She must speak well of me, otherwise I imagine he'd have given the job to someone else."
"Better of you than of Gaius Marius Junior."
"Really?" Pompey's face lit up. "Oh, that's good!"
Down went work and needle; the deep green eyes, so far apart and doelike, regarded their lord and master inscrutably. "Do you still visit her, Magnus?"
"No, of course not!" said Pompey indignantly. His small spurt of temper died, he looked at her uncertainly. "Would you have minded if I had said yes?"
"No, of course not." The needle went to work again.
His face reddened. "You mean you wouldn't be jealous?"
"No, of course not."
"Then you don't love me!" he cried, jumping to his feet and walking hastily about the room.
"Sit down, Magnus, do."
"You don't love me!" he cried a second time.
She sighed, abandoned her embroidery. "Sit down, Gnaeus Pompeius, do! Of course I love you."
"If you did you'd be jealous!" he snapped, and flung himself back into his chair.
"I am not a jealous person. Either one is, or one is not. And why should you want me to be jealous?''
"It would tell me that you loved me."
"No, it would only tell you that I am a jealous person," she said with magnificent logic. "You must remember that I grew up in a very troubled household. My father loved my mother madly, and she loved him too. But he was always jealous of her. She resented it. Eventually his moods drove her into the arms of Metellus Nepos, who is not a jealous person. So she's happy."
"Are you warning me not to become jealous of you?"
"Not at all," she said placidly. "I am not my mother."
"Do you love me?"
"Yes, very much."
“Did you love Young Marius?''
"No, never." The pale purple thread was all used up; a new one was broken off. "Gaius Marius Junior was not uxorious. You are, delightfully so. Uxoriousness is a quality worthy of love."
That pleased him enough to return to the original subject. "The thing is, Mucia, how do I go about something like this? I am a procurer-oh, why dress it up in a fancy name? I am a pimp!"
She chuckled. Wonder of wonders, she chuckled! "I quite see how difficult a position it puts you in, Magnus."
"What ought I to do?"
"As is your nature. Take hold of it and do it. You only lose control of events when you stop to think or worry how you'll look. So don't stop to think-and stop worrying about how you'll look. Otherwise you'll make a mess of it."
"Just go and see her and ask her."
"Exactly." The needle was threaded again, her eyes lifted to his with another ghost of a smile in them. “However, there is a price for this advice, my dear Magnus."
"Is there?"
"Certainly. I want a full account of how your meeting with Praecia goes."
The timing of this negotiation, it turned out, was exactly right. No longer possessed of either Young Marius or Pompey, Praecia had fallen into a doldrums wherein both stimulus and interest were utterly lacking. Comfortably off and determined to retain her independence, she was now far too old to be a creature of driving physical passions. As was true of so many of her less well-known confederates in the art of love, Praecia had become an expert in sham. She was also an astute judge of character and highly intelligent. Thus she went into every sexual encounter from a superior position of power, sure of her capacity to please, and sure of her quarry. What she loved was the meddling in the affairs of men that normally had little or nothing to do with women. And what she loved most was political meddling. It was balm to intellect and disposition.
When Pompey's arrival was announced to her, she didn't make the mistake of automatically assuming he had come to renew his liaison with her, though of course it crossed her mind because she had heard that his wife was pregnant.
"My dear, dear Magnus!" she said with immense affability when he entered her study, and held out her hands to him.
He bestowed a light kiss on each before retreating to a chair some feet away from where she reclined on a couch, heaving a sigh of pleasure so artificial that Praecia smiled.
"Well, Magnus?" she asked.
"Well, Pr
aecia!" he said. "Everything as perfect as ever, I see-has anyone ever found you and your surroundings less than perfect? Even if the call is unexpected?''
Praecia's tablinum-she gave it the same name a man would have-was a ravishing production in eggshell blue, cream, and precisely the right amount of gilt. As for herself- she rose every day of her life to a toilet as thorough as it was protracted, and she emerged from it a finished work of art.
Today she wore a quantity of tissue-fine draperies in a soft sage-green, and had done up her pale gold hair like Diana the Huntress, in disciplined piles with straying tendrils which looked absolutely natural rather than the result of much tweaking with the aid of a mirror. The beautiful cool planes of her face were not obviously painted; Praecia was far too clever to be crude when Fortune had been so kind, even though she was now forty.
"How have you been keeping?" Pompey asked.
"In good health, if not in good temper."
"Why not good temper?"
She shrugged, pouted. "What is there to mollify it? You don't come anymore! Nor does anyone else interesting."
"I'm married again."
"To a very strange woman."
"Mucia, strange? Yes, I suppose she is. But I like her."
"You would."
He searched for a way into saying what he had to say, but could find no trigger and thus sat in silence, with Praecia gazing at him mockingly from her half-sitting, half-lying pose. Her eyes-which were held to be her best feature, being very large and rather blindly blue-positively danced with this derision.
"I'm tired of this!" Pompey said suddenly. "I'm an emissary, Praecia. Not here on my own behalf, but on someone else's."
"How intriguing!"
"You have an admirer."
"I have many admirers."
"Not like this one."
"And what makes him so different? Not to mention how he managed to send you to procure my services!''
Pompey reddened. "I'm caught in the middle, and I hate it! But I need him and he doesn't need me. So I'm here on his behalf."
"You've already said that."
"Take the barb out of your tongue, woman! I'm suffering enough. He's Cethegus."
"Cethegus! Well, well!" said Praecia purringly.
"He's very rich, very spoiled, and very nasty," said
Pompey. "He could have done his own dirty work, but it amuses him to make me do it for him."
"It's his price," she said, "to make you act as his pimp."
"It is indeed."
"You must want him very badly."
"Just give me an answer! Yes or no?"
"Are you done with me, Magnus?"
"Yes."
"Then my answer to Cethegus is yes."
Pompey rose to his feet. "I thought you'd say no."
"In other circumstances I would have loved to say no, but the truth is that I'm bored, Magnus. Cethegus is a power in the Senate, and I enjoy being associated with men of power. Besides, I see a new kind of power in it for me. I shall arrange it so that those who seek favors from Cethegus will have to do so through cultivating me. Very nice!"
"Grr!" said Pompey, and departed.
He didn't trust himself to see Cethegus; so he saw Lucius Marcius Philippus instead.
"Praecia is willing," he said curtly.
"Excellent, Magnus! But why look so unhappy?"
"He made me pimp for him."
"Oh, I'm sure it wasn't personal!"
"Not much it wasn't!"
In the spring of that year Nola fell. For almost twelve years that Campanian city of Samnite persuasion had held out against Rome and Sulla, enduring one siege after another, mostly at the hands of this year's junior consul, Appius Claudius Pulcher. So it was logical that Sulla ordered Appius Claudius south to accept Nola's submission, and logical too that Appius Claudius took great pleasure in telling the city's magistrates the details of Sulla's unusually harsh conditions. Like Capua, Faesulae and Volaterrae, Nola was to keep no territory whatsoever; it all went to swell the Roman ager publicus. Nor were the men of Nola to be given the Roman citizenship. The Dictator's nephew, Publius Sulla, was given authority in the area, an added gall in view of last year's mission to sort out the tangled affairs of Pompeii, where Publius Sulla's brand of curt insensitivity had only ended in making a bad situation worse.
But to Sulla the submission of Nola was a sign. He could depart with his luck intact when the place where he had won his Grass Crown was no more. So the months of May and June saw a steady trickle of his possessions wending their way to Misenum, and a team of builders toiled to complete certain commissions at his villa there-a small theater, a delightful park complete with sylvan dells, waterfalls and many fountains, a huge deep pool, and several additional rooms apparently designed for parties and banquets. Not to mention six guest suites of such opulence that all Misenum was talking: who could Sulla be thinking of entertaining, the King of the Parthians?
Then came Quinctilis, and the last in the series of Sulla's mock elections. To Catulus's chagrin, he was to be the junior consul; the senior was Marcus Aemilius Lepidus, a name no one had expected to hear in the light of his independent line in the Senate since Sulla had assumed the Dictatorship.
At the beginning of the month Valeria Messala and the twins left for the Campanian countryside; everything at the villa was ready. In Rome, no one anticipated surprises. Sulla would go-as he had come and as he had prevailed-in an aura of dense respectability and ceremony. Rome was about to lose her first dictator in a hundred and twenty years, and her first-ever dictator who had held the office for longer than six months.
The ludi Apollinares, games first staged by Sulla's remote ancestor, came and went; so did the elections. And the day after the curule elections a huge crowd gathered in the lower Forum Romanum to witness Sulla's laying down of his self-inflicted task. He was going to do this in public rather than within the Curia Hostilia of the Senate-from the rostra, an hour after dawn.
He did it with dignity and an impressive majesty, first dismissing his twenty-four lictors with extreme courtesy and (for Sulla) costly gifts, then addressing the crowds from the rostra before going with the electors to the Campus Martius, where he oversaw the repeal of Flaccus Princeps Senatus's law appointing him Dictator. He went home from the Centuriate Assembly a private citizen, shorn of imperium and official auctoritas.
"But I should like some of you to see me leave Rome," he said to the consuls Vatia and Appius Claudius, to Catulus, Lepidus, Cethegus, Philippus. "Be at the Porta Capena an hour after dawn tomorrow. Nowhere else, mind! Watch me say goodbye to Rome."
They obeyed him to the letter, of course; Sulla might now be a privatus stripped of all magisterial power, but he had been the Dictator for far too long for any man to believe he truly lacked power. Sulla would be dangerous as long as he lived.
Everyone bidden to the Porta Capena therefore came, though the three most favored Sullan protégés-Lucullus, Mamercus and Pompey-were not in Rome. Lucullus was on business for his games in September and Mamercus was in Cumae, while Pompey had gone back to Picenum to await the birth of his first child. When Pompey later heard of the events at the Capena Gate, he was profoundly thankful for his absence; Lucullus and Mamercus felt exactly the opposite.
The marketplace inside the gate was jammed with busy folk going about their various activities-selling, buying, peddling, teaching, strolling, flirting, eating. Of course the party in uniformly purple-bordered togas was eyed with great interest; the usual volley of loud, anti-upper-class, derogatory insults was thrown from every direction, but the curule senators had heard it all before, and took absolutely no notice. Positioning themselves close to the imposing arch of the gate, they waited, talking idly.
Not long afterward came the strains of music-pipes, little drums, tuneful flutes, outlining and filling in an unmistakably Bacchic lay. A flutter ran through the marketplace throng, which separated, stunned, to permit the progress of the procession now appearing from the direction of the P
alatine. First came flower-decked harlots in flame-colored togas, thumping their wrists against jingling tambourines, dipping their hands into the swollen sinuses of their togas to strew the route with drifts of rose petals. Then came freaks and dwarves, faces pugged or painted, some in horn-bedecked masks sewn with bells, capering on malformed legs and clad in the motley of centunculi, vividly patched coats like fragmented rainbows. After them came the musicians, some wearing little more than flowers, others tricked out like prancing satyrs or fanciful eunuchs. In their midst, hedged about by giggling, dancing children, staggered a fat and drunken donkey with its hooves gilded, a garland of roses about its neck and its mournful ears poking out of holes in a wide-brimmed, wreathed hat. On its purple-blanketed back sat the equally drunken Sulla, waving a golden goblet which slopped an endless rain of wine, robed in a Tyrian purple tunic embroidered with gold, flowers around his neck and atop his head. Beside the donkey walked a very beautiful but obviously male woman, his thick black hair just sprinkled with white, his unfeminine physique draped in a semi-transparent saffron woman's gown; he bore a large golden flagon, and every time the goblet in Sulla's right hand descended in his direction he topped up its splashing purple contents.
Since the slope toward the gate was downward the procession gained a certain momentum it could not brake, so when the archway loomed immediately before it and Sulla started shouting blearily for a halt, everyone fell over squealing and shrieking, the women's legs kicking in the air and their hairy, red-slashed pudenda on full display. The donkey staggered and cannoned into the wall of a fountain; Sulla teetered but was held up by the travestied flagon-bearer alongside him, then toppled slowly into those strong arms. Righted, the Dictator commenced to walk toward the stupefied party of curule senators, though as he passed by one wildly flailing pair of quite lovely female legs, he bent to puddle his finger inside her cunnus, much to her hilarious and apparently orgasmic delight.
As the escort regained its feet and clustered, singing and playing music and dancing still-to the great joy of the gathering crowd-Sulla arrived in front of the consuls to stand with his arm about his beautiful supporter, waving the cup of wine in an expansive salute.
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