to the
dungeon!
Arrest
her!
Off with
her head!
But you couldn't really do that kind of thing
today, in a modern school yard. Cassandra
couldn't think of what to say, so she said:
Aha!
Why is my
brain not
working?
one more time while her
kitty brain tried to
think of something clever
And then Carol Anne spoke up.
I'll rip up that book, because
Fashion Kitty didn't write it!
You did!
You even spelled
wrong on the front cover
Fashion Kitty is
a terrific speller.
So there!
Everyone tried to get a
peek at the cover to see
if Carol Anne was right.
You're just
jealous! Jealous
because Fashion Kitty
came to visit me!
Cassandra
tried to
cover up
the k with
her paw.
Yeah!
You're a
jealous
kitty!
Now Carol Anne was
feeling very brave.
Are you sure?
Maybe you wrote
that note yourself!
Fashion Kitty
didn't visit you!
Maybe
you're
lying!
I can prove
it! She gave
me this note.
What Carol Anne said next shocked and
excited everyone. It shocked Cassandra so
much that she dropped the fashion almanac
and ran all the way home.
And she's
posing with
me!
I have a note
written and signed by
Fashion Kitty and the
first-ever actual
photograph of her!
Everyone wanted to see the photo, and everyone
wanted to see the note. The principal put them
both on display in the gym for the last two hours
of school. They were all was too excited to work
anyway.
I wonder if
she wears a cape?
I'm
hungry.
I just love
Fashion Kitty
so much!!
Hi, June!
This is so
amazing.
Oh, Kiki.
I'm so sorry!
You probably can't
forgive me. I was
so unfair to you.
What's going on?
Don't
cry, June
I don't
know.
Of course I can
forgive you.
I miss you.
You're my
best
friend!
Must be a
girl thing.
which means
this is what
happened at
the end of
this story.
To show how angry they were with Cassandra,
all of the students marched to her house and
threw their black hats on her front lawn. It
wasn't a nice thing to do, and it wasn't a
supermean thing to do, but it was something to
do with all the extra black hats that made sense.
Stop sulking,
Cassandra! You get out
there, young lady, and
pick up those hats!
I have to mow
the lawn.
STUPID HATS!
The next day when Cassandra went back to school,
she pretended like nothing had ever happened.
Dum de
dum.
She was a fantastic actress. The drama teacher
heard about her talent and soon had her busy
rehearsing for the Thanksgiving play.
Come on,
follow me,
little turkeys.
I am
the
leader.
I'm just too
busy to worry
about fashion
anymore.
I'm the
princess
turkey in
the play.
She was perfect for the
part.
Kiki and June were best friends again, and
Kiki was even making a special effort to be
nice to Lana.
,
Is that the
real Fashion
Kitty?
Hi, girls!
No, silly!
It's my sister. She just
dressed up for
the party.
Cool!
It's good to be me!
Thought Kiki Kittie, and
that was a very nice thing
to be thinking right before
falling asleep.
Yes,
it is!
NOTE:
I, Fashion Kitty, did
not write The One
and Only Fashion
Almanack.
(And please remember,
there is no "k" on the
end of the almanac.)
FIGHT FOR FREE
FASHION
FashionKitty
The End,
or is it . . . ?
Coming soon . . .
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