by John Ringo
"Interesting," Mike said. "Especially since the secretary and I are not mutual admirers. He considers me a bit of a loose cannon."
"You are a loose cannon," Steinberg said. "But you're remarkably targeted for a loose cannon. As long as you keep that up, people will think you're golden. Screw up once, though, and you'll find yourself out in the cold in a heartbeat."
"Thanks for the pep talk," Mike said dryly.
"I was told you were a no-bullshit kind of guy," Steinberg replied. "I can blow smoke up your ass if you'd prefer."
Mike just chuckled and stood up as the door opened.
There were four men with the ambassador, one in Georgian uniform, one in Russian uniform and two guys in suits who could have been twins. They didn't look alike facially, but their expressions, build and suits were identical.
"Ambassador Krepkina, Deputy Secretary Svirska, Colonels Kortotich and Skachko, Mr. Steinberg, the embassy's intelligence officer and Mr. Jenkins, an American citizen currently resident in Georgia," Ambassador Wilson said.
"Am pleased to meet you," the Russian ambassador said, shaking Mike's hand. "President Putin has good things to say about you as does Colonel Chechnik of the president's office."
"How is he?" Mike asked.
"Very well," the ambassador replied. "He sends his regards and hopes that you can in some way improve the situation."
"That's what we're here to talk about," Mike said, cautiously.
"Something must be done," Colonel Kortotich said, darkly.
"Gentlemen, let's take our seats before we begin arguing, shall we?" Ambassador Wilson said as the Georgian colonel darkened.
"I could do a long preamble," Wilson said when everyone was seated. "But I won't. What I'm going to do is let Mr. Steinberg explain why Mr. Jenkins' plans may, and I stress may have a salient effect on the current situation. Mr. Steinberg?"
"Mike, you got any idea what a functional militia in your area will do to the Chechens?" Steinberg said, standing up and going to a map on the wall.
"No," Mike admitted. "Let's get something straight up front. Okay, apparently most of the people in the room know that I've got some enemies. Specifically among Islamic terrorists. I settled where I settled because I liked the area and I especially liked the little fort I bought. I'm going to form a militia because the people in the area need some relief from the Chechens, who are apparently running rampant. And because I could use some gun-bunnies around. But I hadn't planned on crushing the Chechen forces in the area. The Red Army can't do that in Chechnya and the Georgian army can't do that in Georgia."
"The Chechens are not running rampant—" Colonel Skachko said, angrily.
"The hell they aren't," Colonel Kortotich snapped back. "You have no control over the eastern—"
"Wait," Steinberg said, holding up a hand and looking at the Georgian representatives. "Let's get something straight. We're here to talk reality. The Chechens use eastern Georgia, and especially the Pankisi Gorge, as a safe base. We know it, the Russians know it, the Chechens know it. That is a fact and all the posturing you can do in the world won't change it. By the same token, you're unable, not unwilling unable to change that fact. Georgia doesn't have the funds or the resources to comb them out or even cut down on their movement. We know it, the Russians know it, the Chechens know it. In Russia's case, they can't gain full control of Chechnya, so you guys," he said, nodding at the Russians, "need to keep in mind that with fewer resources, the Georgians aren't in a position to do more than you have done. The U.S. has been helpful in training Georgian special operations, but we can't fund the entire Georgian army; we've got too many other irons in the fire and too many political constraints. Also facts. What we're here to discuss is what Mr. Jenkins can do about those facts and why, by a stroke of luck or genius, he picked a very good place to do it. Can I continue?"
"Go ahead," the Russian ambassador said, evenly.
"As I said, the primary Chechen bases are in the Pankisi Gorge," Steinberg said, pointing to the deep rift in southeast Georgia. "From the Gorge they can move into Chechnya through a series of old smuggler paths. But the Gorge has no industry and damned little in the way of agriculture. So they have to get all their support from elsewhere, notably by moving it through Georgia."
"We have tried to stop this . . ." Colonel Skachko said with a sigh.
"How hard?" Colonel Kortotich snapped.
"Gentlemen," Ambassador Wilson said, sharply.
"You have tried to stop it," Steinberg admitted. "But you've had the same lack of success that the Russians have and for the same reasons. I won't get into the reasons at the moment—"
"Because when you hit a checkpoint if you pass the guards a few rubles they wave you through," Mike said, folding his arms. "I think you said something about no bullshit."
"And you can change this?" Colonel Skachko snapped.
"I don't know," Mike admitted. "But it's going to be interesting the first time one of the Keldara does it. For him."
"The point is that while there is effective control over Chechen movement, in general, in the Tbilisi valley," Steinberg continued, calmly, "there is very little control over areas outside the central authority's region. A great degree of the reason for this is simply lack of forces, rather than low-scale corruption. But the amount of material that has to move, drugs and women out for sale and then guns back using both currency from the sales and external sources of funds—"
"And when are the Americans going to get the Saudis to stop funding these fucking black asses?" Colonel Kortotich asked, angrily.
"After we've changed regimes in Iran and Syria," Mike said. "At a guess. If you want the timetable moved up, you might suggest to your government that when we target a country, they help rather than hinder. Not mentioning any names, Iraq!" he added with a cough, covering his mouth.
"Mr. Jenkins," the ambassador said, sternly.
"Look," Mike replied, angrily. "I told everybody and their brother I'm not a fucking diplomat. Maybe I can be of some help. But I'm not going to promise anything and I'm tired of ritual dick-beating. Let Steinberg finish his dog and pony and I'll get back to doing something. Okay?"
The Russian ambassador held up his hand to stifle the colonel and then nodded at Steinberg. "Please, continue."
"If you look at this series of valleys leading from the Gorge," Steinberg said, pointing at the map, "you'll notice that they funnel towards Alerrso. Mike, did you know that that pass you're in has been a caravan route since time immemorial?"
"I'm living in a caravanserai," Mike pointed out, dryly. "It's fairly obvious."
"Until the major road was built to Tbilisi, Alerrso was the primary route through Georgia," Steinberg said. "And it's, currently, the route of choice for Chechen movement. If you set up a functional militia, that regains control of that area, you'll be cutting their throats."
"And they'll respond," Mike said, frowning. "I'm going to be six months forming a militia up to the point I think they should be. We're not going to be doing a lot of interdiction during that time. And I'm only looking at a company of light infantry who are going to be part-time. I'll choke what I can, when I can, but I'm not going to guarantee to stop everything. And what I'll be doing, the Russians will never see." He looked over at the two and shrugged. "I mean, all you'll be getting is negative data. Some attacks will still come through and every attack that gets through I don't want you guys blaming on me."
"You said that we should speak honestly," the Russian ambassador said after a brief pause. "And so I will speak with 'no bullshit' as you said. My government is . . . I was going to say 'extremely concerned' but in honesty they're more like extremely tired of the Chechens using Georgia as their base."
"We . . ." Colonel Skachko said and then stopped as Undersecretary Svirska held up a hand.
"Please continue, Mr. Ambassador," the undersecretary said, nodding.
"Yes, we all know why," the ambassador said. "But it does not change the fact. And, yes, my government is cons
idering armed incursion into Georgia, even knowing that it will lead to a border war. Which will simply create chaos and probably make it easier for the Chechens to move. I have argued against this but the decision will not be made at my level. The Americans have argued against this and that is perhaps why it has not yet occurred. But if there is nothing done to stop the Chechens, or at least slow them down, we will be forced by the circumstances to invade. For our own defense. Mr. Jenkins, honestly, what do you think you can do?"
Mike thought about the terrain and looked at the map. He hadn't been giving any thought to the strategic situation, but he could see Steinberg's point.
"What about going south to Azerbaijan?" Mike asked.
"There is support through that route as well," Steinberg admitted. "But they don't have the markets there for sales. Mostly what we're concerned about is the trade to Eastern Europe. Weapons are available from Azerbaijan, especially being funneled by the Iranians, but not in the quantity, quality or cost that they can get them in Eastern Europe."
"It will take months to get the Keldara to the point they can do more than local defense," Mike said. "But by . . . say autumn, I'll have them patrolling. The point to that is to see anything coming before it gets to us. But the effect will probably be to interdict movement through the area. To an extent. I won't guarantee that we'll get everything. I need something from both the Russians and the Georgians, though."
"What do you need?" the undersecretary asked, sighing. "Money, unfortunately, is not available."
"I've got some money," Mike said. "But the end-user license is being held up somewhere. I need that expedited."
"Done," the undersecretary said, nodding. "I will ensure it is done this day."
"I'm going to be bringing in trainers," Mike said. "American and possibly Brit. They're not mercenaries, but they may end up engaged in combat, given the way the Chechens move. If they do, I want it kept very quiet and I don't want the Georgian government coming down on us."
"Guaranteed," Colonel Skachko said. "I will ensure this through my office; I have the authority."
"From the Russians the main thing that I need is an intel feed," Mike said, looking at the two. "If you have concerns on something that you suspect or know is moving through my area, tell me. You should be able to get data on my secure link through American sources. If you have an issue, call me. I'll do what I can to handle it. Okay?"
"Yes," the ambassador said, nodding.
"I've got limited manpower, which is currently untrained," Mike said, sighing. "And I don't actually know what they're going to be capable of. But on my honor, I'll do my best to cut out Chechen movement through my area of operations. For the reasons we've discussed and because I fucking hate Islamic terrorists. I would appreciate it if Russia gave me a year to see what I can do. I know that's a long time in a war, but it's going to take at least that long to get a full grip on the area."
"I will present that to my government," the ambassador said, nodding.
"I want to make a last thing perfectly clear," Mike said, frowning. "I am not an agent of the United States government. I never have been. All I am is a retired SEAL. Don't go hanging CIA or NSA or any other tags on me. I'm a free agent. I'd just intended to make a tiddly little militia. I'll do what I can to keep two countries from going to war. But I make no guarantees and I'm getting dick all of support. This is all on my dime. Keep that firmly in mind."
"And you made your money from a communications company nobody has ever heard of," Colonel Kortotich said, smiling thinly.
"No," Mike said, working his jaw, "I made my money from killing people and breaking things. Specifically terrorists and their operations. Your point?"
* * *
He had about a million things to do, but none of them were as urgent as getting a cup of tea from the kitchen and cadging another look at those lovely girls. They were still cleaning the kitchen, even now, and quite frequently on their knees with their lovely butts up in the air.
When he got there, though, the girls were up on their feet. Well, three of them were, while the fourth was sitting at the kitchen table, bent over in pain.
"What's wrong?" Mike asked.
"Irina has a bellyache," Mother Griffina said, frowning. "I think it is just gas."
"It really hurts," the girl said, her face working in pain.
"Lay her down on the table," Mike said, looking at the girl's face. She was sweating and pale.
The two old women helped her onto the table and Mike watched as the girl bent to favor her right side.
"Okay, I'm not doing anything wrong," Mike said, sliding his hand behind her neck. "Think of me as a doctor. This much I think I know about." She felt extremely warm but Mike didn't have a thermometer. Yes, he did, come to think of it.
"One of you," he said, looking at the girls who were standing around. "In my room there is a large black bag. There are three pouches on the outside. In the top pouch, there is a small purple plastic case. Get it."
"Stay still," he said to the Irina, laying his hands on her abdomen. "Does this hurt?" he asked, pressing her near the stomach.
"No," she said. "Maybe a little."
"You'll know when it hurts," Mike said, putting his hands on her left side and pressing near the kidney. "Does this hurt?"
"No," Irina said.
"This?" Mike asked, pressing into her right side.
The answer was a cry of pain and the girl arched forward.
"Sorry, had to check," Mike said, shaking his head as the girl he'd dispatched ran in with the plastic box.
The case was supposed to be a holder for soap, but Mike had used it for small breakable items he didn't want to be without. One of which was a small mercury thermometer. He shook it down and inserted it under the girl's tongue then took her pulse. It was nearly a hundred and a bit thready. He pulled the thermometer out; she was running a hundred and four degree temperature.
"Okay, we have a serious problem," Mike said, thinking about the long drive to Tbilisi. "We need to get Irina to a hospital as fast as we can. I'll need one friend, a good friend, and I'll take Genadi since he has to go to Tbilisi anyway. You," he said, pointing at the girl who had brought the thermometer. "Go back up to the room. There is a black box on the top of my dresser. Close the top, unplug it and put it in the small black bag. Then bring them both down here. You," he said, pointing to the next one. "Go get Genadi. Tell him he has three minutes to pack and be out front. You," he said, pointing to the last, a really beautiful blonde. "You're coming with us. She'll need somebody to hold her hand. This is going to get very bad."
"Kildar . . ." Mother Savina said.
"You have to stay here and finished getting the house prepared," Mike said. "So does Mother Griffina. Get her mother headed to the hospital tonight if you can. In the morning if you can't. Get a taxi or a car or something. There is a bundle of euros in my top drawer, use those. But we have to leave now."
"Very well, Kildar," Mother Savina said, shaking her head.
"Let's go, Irina," Mike said, helping the girl off the table. "You're going to have a very long, very unpleasant ride."
The girl he'd sent for his jump bag was standing in the doorway holding it carefully when he headed that way.
"Follow us to the car," Mike said. "Then run and get some bottled water. Where in the hell is Genadi?"
"Here, Kildar," the man said, looking at the girl who was bent over double in pain.
"We're going to Tbilisi," Mike said. "Right now. She has an inflamed appendix, I think. There's a couple of other things it could be," he continued, making his way through the foyer. "Mother Savina, have clothes for both girls sent with Irina's mother. Tell the elders she's gone to the hospital. And pray we get there in time."
* * *
CHAPTER NINE
Mike had given Irina two tablets of hydrocodone and three of Keflex when they got to the car. He then roared out of the compound with the two girls in the back and Genadi up front.
"Kildar," Ge
nadi said as the Mercedes took a corner at dangerous speeds. "You might want to slow down. Killing all of us will save nothing."
"There's only so much time," Mike pointed out. "And it's, what? Four hours to Tbilisi?"
"There is that," Genadi said, sighing. "Are you sure it's the appendix?"
"I'm not a damned doctor," Mike said. "But I was on a mission one time when one of the team came down with it. I talked to the team medic about it and when you get that sort of reaction it's pretty much a given. He also said that once they burst, you're in huge trouble."
"This I understand," Genadi said. "But we are in huge trouble anyway."
"My driving isn't that bad," Mike said, chuckling.
"No, that is not it," Genadi sighed. "Kildar, we are two unmarried men in a car with two unmarried females."
"Oh, give me a break," Mike snapped. "If she didn't go to the hospital, she'd die."
"You should have brought Mother Savina or Mother Griffina," Genadi said.
"Fine time to tell me, now," Mike pointed out then shook his head. "I think Savina tried to tell me but I cut her off. How much of a screw-up have I made?"
"For you, very little," Genadi said, quietly. "For Lydia and Irina, perhaps much."
"Kildar, it is okay," Lydia said, from the back. "You are the Kildar, you can do as you will."
"Don't tell me things like that or we will get in trouble," Mike replied. "I'll fix it. Don't worry about it."
"Kildar . . ." Genadi said.
"I'll fix it, Genadi," Mike snarled. "If I have to, I'll make them eat it raw. But they are not going to send Lydia or Irina to town because of my mistake. Get that straight. The absolute worst that happens is I'll take them in myself. But nobody mentions that option, understood?"
"Yes, Kildar," Genadi said.
"Thank you, Kildar," Lydia replied.
"How is Irina?" Mike asked.
