I walked straight past and wouldn't have recognised her if she hadn't pulled my sleeve. Her T-shirt was now covered by a blouse in an ethnic design from one of the more mountainous areas of the world, Peru or Nepal, at a guess, and her ponytail had come undone so her hair framed her face. It suited her that way. She was tucking into a giant sausage roll and a mug of tea.
"Hello," I said, unashamedly delighted to see her again. "Did you get wet?"
"Managed to dodge most of it. And you?"
"The same." I pushed my bag under a spare chair and nodded at her plate. "That looks good. Can I get you another?"
"No, one's enough, thanks."
"Tea?"
She shook her head.
One might have been enough for her but I ordered two, with a big dollop of brown sauce. I bought a large tea, without, and two iced buns with cherries on top. "I've bought you a present," I said as I sat down beside her.
"Oh, thank you," she replied, slightly surprised, and took it from the plate I offered.
"How many paintings did you do?"
"About a half, that's all. What about you? Did you have a good walk?"
"Brilliant. Not very far, but the rain added a different dimension. I don't mind it."
"It doesn't help when you're trying to paint in watercolours," she told me.
She was a schoolteacher, which I found hard to believe she looked about Sophie's age and was called Elspeth. Her number one subjects were physics and biology but she was hoping to move into the private, that is, public, sector of education and another talent on her CV would be useful, hence the painting. She'd taught for three years at a big comprehensive in Leeds without a problem, but was beginning to think her luck might run out. I confessed to being a policeman and she wanted to know if I'd ever caught a murderer. It's easier to say no.
We were in mid-chat about the Big Bang theory when she looked at her watch and said she'd better go. She had a bus to catch.
"A bus?" I repeated. "You came on the bus?" I said it as if she'd announced that she'd arrived by sedan chair.
"Fraid so. We humble teachers have difficulties with mortgages; there's nothing left for luxuries like iced buns and motor cars."
"My heart bleeds," I said. "Where do you live? I'll give you a lift."
She said no, like any properly brought-up girl would, so I showed her my ID and aCID visiting card. "Ring Directory Enquiries," I told her, shoving my mobile across to her, 'and ask for Heckley police station.
Check the number with that."
"OK, I believe you. Thanks. I'd be very grateful for a lift."
"Uh-uh," I said, shaking my head. "Ring 192 and ask."
She did as she was told and checked the number against my card. "It's the same," she agreed.
"Right, now dial it."
She dialled, and when someone answered I took the phone from her. "Hi, Arthur," I said, holding the phone so she could hear I was engaged in a conversation. "It's Charlie. I'm expecting a call, has anyone been after me?" Nobody had. I told him where I was and about the weather and rang off. I hadn't meant to frighten her, but there's no harm in it. Psychopaths and fraudsters go to great lengths to appear legitimate. A few forged cards and a false ID would mean nothing to them. I could easily have watched her get on the bus, followed her and set the whole thing up. There are some wicked people out there.
We put her stuff in the boot and drove up the hill and through the ancient archway, heater at maximum to dry our feet. When we'd exhausted the Big Bang we talked about DNA testing. She explained the difference between meiosis and mitosis to me and I told her about the retrospective cases we'd solved. I probably said a good deal more than I ought, but she was interested and I enjoyed showing off.
On the outskirts of Leeds I said: "Usually, after a walk, I indulge in a Chinese. Would you let me treat you?"
"Ah," she replied.
"Ah?" I echoed.
"I was just thinking that going home and starting to cook was a bit of a drag. Trouble is, I had a Chinese last night. How about a pizza or something, but it's my treat. We're not completely impoverished."
"Um, I'm not a great pizza fan. Do you like spicy food?"
"Yes. Love it."
"Right, then stand by for something different."
I headed towards the city centre then picked up the Chapeltown signs.
"I spent some time here," I told her. "Got to know every eating house in the district."
We went to the Magyar Club. It started life as a big house, probably for a merchant or a surgeon. It's escaped the division into bed sits that has befallen all its neighbours and now the descendants of the local Hungarian population meet here to keep their traditions alive.
The place was empty, but later would resound to balalaika music, the stomping of boots and the clashing of vodka-filled glasses.
"Do you still do the best goulash in town?" I asked the steward when he came to see who was ringing the bell.
"We certainly do, sir," he replied, only his broad face and fair hair indicating his ancestry. "Come in."
It hadn't changed at all. We had the speciality goulash and a small glass of red wine each. Elspeth didn't know whether to believe me when I told her it was Bull's Blood.
"Phew! That was good," she proclaimed, wiping her chin with the linen napkin and settling back in her chair. "How did you find out about this place?"
"I was the local bobby for a while. You get to know people in the community."
"And can anybody come in?"
"I suppose so, but we probably wouldn't fit if it was busy. You' dgive yourself away when it was your turn to do the Cossack dancing with a vodka bottle balanced on your nose."
"Ah-ah! Are you pulling my leg?"
I shook my head. "No."
I broke a few seconds' silence by saying: "You haven't mentioned your boyfriend once since I met you. Where have you left him?"
The smile slipped from her face for the briefest interval. She sighed, and told me: "Oh, I don't have one. I seem to pick all the wrong ones.
What about you? You haven't mentioned your wife at all."
She didn't mince her words. "Similar," I replied. "She left me so long ago that I think of myself as a life-long bachelor. I'd have thought that in a big school there would be some handsome geography master wanting to whisk you away from it all."
She gave a private chuckle and said: "There is one. He took me for a drink last week. He's thirty years old and teaches maths. I wasn't too disappointed when he arrived wearing a football jersey. It was blue and green stripes and looked quite nice."
"Sounds like Stanley Accrington," I interrupted.
"Stanley Accrington! Trouble was, it said something like… I don't know… Syd's Exhausts across the front, which completely ruined it.
And if that wasn't enough, when he went to the bar I saw it had a player's name across the back. Thirty years old and he was pretending to be someone else! Can you believe it?"
"He was trying to impress you," I told her. "That was his mating plumage."
"Well he can go mate with a goalpost, that's what I say. Do you know how much those jerseys cost? It's a real racket."
"Mmm," I replied. "Forty-two quid. I bought one yesterday. A red one, with number seven, Georgie Best, across the back and Phyllosan across the front."
"Oh no!" she cried, pulling her hair. "Now you are having me on! Tell me you're having me on!"
"Actually…" I leaned across the table conspiratorially, '… you can buy them at less than half price from the street traders. Except that today, in Heckley, we had a clamp down on them. Arrested them all and confiscated their stock. Or we would have done if somebody who shall be nameless hadn't tipped them off."
"Who'd do that?"
"Don't look at me!" I protested.
"You didn't!"
I winked at her. "In CID we adopt a you-scratch-my-back-and-I'll-scratch-yours policy."
"Charlie, that's awfulV We paid the derisory bill and I took her home. She live
d in a nice semi in Headingley where trees grew in the street and gardens had lawns and flower borders. I parked outside and opened the boot.
"This is where the salary goes," she told me.
"You could always take in a student," I suggested.
"No way. This is my little castle. I come home at night and lock the door with all the world and its troubles on the other side."
"I know what you mean." I lifted the easel out and she took it under her arm. The artist's pad went under the other and I hooked her bag over her head. "Can you manage?" I asked as I loaded her to the gunwales.
"I think so." She looked up into my face and said: "You made it a lovely day, Charlie. Thanks for everything."
"I've enjoyed meeting you, Elspeth," I replied. "Thank you for your company. I believe it's called serendipity."
"Yes, it is. Well, thanks again." She hitched the easel further under her arm, tightened her grip on the other stuff, and walked across the pavement towards her gate. She opened it, then turned and said: "You could come in for a coffee."
I shook my head. "No, I don't think so."
"Right. Goodbye then, Charlie."
"Bye, love."
I watched her go in, struggling with her cargo, and she gave me a wave from the front window. I pushed a cassette home and drove off. It was Gavin Bryars, not quite what I needed. I ejected it and fumbled for another, something jauntier. This time it was Dylan's Before the Flood. Just right. He was launching into "Like a Rolling Stone' as I approached Hyde Park Corner. A gang of youths ambled across in front of me, even though the lights were green. I wound my window down and turned the volume to maximum. How does it FEEL! Dylan howled into the evening gloom.
I watched a wildlife programme and listened to some more music until bedtime, helped along with a can or two. Sunday I cleaned my boots and used the washing machine. Non-colour-fast cotton, my favourite cycle.
I took the car to the garage for a shampoo and set and filled it with petrol. Inside I could smell Elspeth's perfume. I hadn't noticed it yesterday. Lunch was courtesy of Mr. Birdseye and in the afternoon I vacuumed everywhere downstairs. I wasn't expecting upstairs visitors.
In the evening I took Jacquie to a pub out in the country. We sipped our halves of lager 'neath fake beams and admired the horse brasses that were probably made in Taiwan. I told her a bit about my day at Bolton Abbey, just the geography and weather, and she described the tribulations of being in business. Apparently the popular colours this winter are going to be emerald green and russet. Outside her house, before she could invite me in for coffee, I said that I wasn't going to see her again.
She took it badly. I told her that I was wasting her time and that it would be better for both of us. I didn't love her, didn't think I ever would. She cried a little and her shoulders trembled. I put my arm around them as she dried her eyes.
"Is it because I wouldn't go to bed with you?" she asked when she felt better.
"No," I answered truthfully. "Of course not."
"I would have done, you know. When I was sure."
"In that case, you were right not to."
"Would it have made a difference?"
I shook my head. "No. It would just have delayed things, that's all.
This way we can still be friends."
Trouble is, I haven't had much practice at this sort of thing. Mostly, we drift apart. Mutual consent or something. A few women had dumped me, some badly, but this was worse. All we want from life is to be happy. All we do is make each other unhappy. Tomorrow it would be back to chasing villains. You know where you stand with them.
Chapter 7
"Have you heard about the wooden tops Jeff Caton asked as he joined us in my office on Monday morning.
"What have they done now?" Nigel enquired.
"Used up this month's overtime to nab a busker and an old lady collecting for the Sally Army. Apparently they had a crackdown on the unlicensed vendors in the town centre, but unfortunately they appear to have had wind of it. They were all elsewhere and Adey's furious."
Dave said: "Charlie buys all his clothes off them, don't you, boss?"
"Not all," I replied. "I get some in the market."
"What, fakes?" Nigel asked.
"They're not fakes," I told him. "They just have different labels.
They're made on the same machines from the same materials to the same patterns as the designer ones that you fashion victims are daft enough to buy."
"The quality isn't as good," Jeff declared.
"Of course it is."
"I don't believe it."
"Neither do I," Nigel added.
"Listen," I began. "How much would you pay for a pair of Levi 501s?"
"About forty quid," Jeff said and Nigel nodded.
"Well, I bought a pair in the market last week for fifteen pounds."
"Genuine 501s?"
"The real thing. They'd just made a slight mistake with the labels and rejected the whole batch."
"So what did the label say?"
"Elvis 150s."
"Elvis 150sV they scoffed in unison. You try to help them, to pass on the benefits of your accrued wisdom, but they just won't listen.
"Any chance of talking about work?" Dave wondered.
"Right!" I said, clapping my hands together. "Enough of the tomfoolery. It's time to get our act together. Jeff?"
"Yes, boss."
"You may have become aware that Dave and I have been preoccupied with something."
"I'd noticed you're never here when I want you."
"Sorry about that. Nigel will fill you in with the details but you'll probably see even less of us for a while. I want you to take over the robbery job, with Maggie. Don't be afraid to give the others plenty to do and let them get on with it. Nigel will oversee the day-to-day stuff but keep up to date with this other job and liaise between us all. You can stay now, if you want, otherwise we'll have a meeting on Friday afternoon to swap notes. OK?"
Jeff nodded. "Fair enough. I'll float off, if you don't mind. I've plenty to do."
"Right."
"I'll see you later," Nigel called after him as he closed the door.
I opened a window to let some fresh air in and gathered the papers on my desk into a tidy pile. "We'll have a quick recap, for your benefit, Nigel," I began. "Interrupt if you require more detail. If we consider the fire, and forget all the conjecture about Fox and Crosby, we believe that, a) a girl with purple hair possibly marked the house that burnt down, b) Duncan Roberts knew a girl with purple hair, c) Duncan recently confessed to starting the fire, d) a girl with purple hair was on a psychology course at Leeds Uni at the right time. She was called Melissa Youngman."
Nigel said: "So it looks as if she put him up to it?"
"Mmm," I agreed. Turning to Dave I asked: "Are you on Melissa's trail?"
"You bet," he replied. "Had no luck over the weekend, everywhere was shut, but I've sent my feelers out. Should have something later this morning."
"Great. Let me know as soon as anything comes through. Once we discover who she is we should be up and running."
I was downstairs, talking to the beat boys, when the desk sergeant waved to me, his hand over the telephone. "Somebody in a call box Charlie," he said. "Asking for you. Won't give his name."
I took the phone from him and made a writing gesture. He pushed a pad under my hand and pressed a pencil between my fingers. "This is DI Priest," I said. "How can I help you?"
"It's me, Mr. Priest. O'Keefe," came a gruff voice.
"Hello, O'Keefe," I said. "What do you want?"
"I might 'ave sum mat for you."
"Information?" I asked, just to confirm that he wasn't talking about a pair of thirty-six-inch inside-leg Wranglers.
"Yeah."
"Right. Fire away."
"Not on the phone, and my money's run out. I'm set up in Halifax."
"Near the Piece Hall?"
"That's right."
"OK. I'll be with you in half an hour." I put
the phone down and shoved the pad back across the counter.
"O'Keefe?" the desk sergeant asked. "You mean old Walleye who sells jeans an' things?"
"His name is Wally," I told him.
"Yeah, but everybody pronounces it Wall-eye."
"I don't," I replied, turning to leave.
He said: "Wait a minute! If he's working for you… I don't suppose it was you who… no, you wouldn't… would you…?"
But I was halfway up the stairs, going for my jacket, before he synchronised his thoughts and his power of speech, so I never discovered what I might or might not have done.
On the drive to Halifax I listened to Radio Four and caught a sketch about Groucho Marx trying to buy a wooden Indian. I nearly drove off the road. Halifax is a handsome town with an ugly past. They had the guillotine here long before France adopted it, and at one time the death penalty was administered for stealing a shilling's worth of wool.
Not for nothing did vagrants pray: "From Hell, Hull and Halifax may the good Lord deliver us." The town is built of stone, out of wool. The fine buildings and institutions hide the fact that it was also built on slavery. Not the African sort, who were transported thousands of miles and sold like cattle. These slaves still retained a fundamental freedom: they could work or starve, the choice was theirs. The mill owner had no investment in them, and no responsibility for their welfare. When they didn't work, through age or injury, sickness or circumstance, they didn't get paid. There are no stone monuments to the thousands who died of the diseases of squalor, or who tangled with the newfangled machinery. They grew crooked-boned and bronchitic from sixteen hours a day in the mill, and if they survived all that a new horror awaited them. They developed cancer of the mouth, from 'kissing the shuttle'.
The Piece Hall is built around a cobbled quadrangle, with archways to allow one into a scene straight from the past. The building itself is three storeys high and comprised of an endless series of rooms, each big enough, just, to hold a weaver's loom. In the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries the weavers produced 'pieces', hence the name, for display down below. Nowadays it's a market, selling everything from eyelash curlers to cylinder head gaskets. There's the odd cabbage and carpet there, too, and it wouldn't have been a surprise to find a wooden Indian.
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