Attended by their various suites, the royal party gained their places amid the usual manifestation of loyal respect.
But one of the Royal ladies as it soon became evident was not yet come.
“Where’s Lizzie, Lois?” King William asked, riveting the Archduchess’ empty chair.
“We’d better begin without her Willie,” the Queen exclaimed, “you know she never minds.”
And hardly had the company seated themselves when, dogged by a lady-in-waiting and a maid-of-honour, the Archduchess Elizabeth of Pisuerga rustled in. Very old and very bent, and (even) very beautiful, she was looking as the Grammar-books say, ‘meet’ to be robbed, beneath a formidable tiara, and a dozen long strands of pearls.
“Forgive me Willie,” she murmured, with a little high shrill tinkling laugh: “but it was so fine, that after tea I, and a Lady, went paddling in the Basin of the Nymphs.”
“How was the water?” the King enquired.
The Archduchess repressed a sneeze: “Fresh,” she replied, “but not too…”
“After sunset, beware dear Aunt, of chills.”
“But for a frog, I believe nothing would have got me out!” the august lady confessed as she fluttered bird-like to her chair.
Forbidden in youth by parents and tutors alike the joys of paddling under pain of chastisement, the Archduchess Elizabeth appeared to find a zest in doing so now. Attended by a chosen lady-in-waiting (as a rule the dowager Marchioness of Lallah Miranda) she liked to slip off to one of the numerous basins or natural grottos in the castle gardens, where she would pass whole hours in wading blissfully about. Whilst paddling, it was her wont to run over those refrains from the vaudevilles and operas (with their many shakes and rippling cadenzi), in favour in her day, interspersed at intervals by such cries as: “Pull up your skirt. Marquise, it’s dragging a little my friend below the knees… ” or, “A shark, a shark!” which was her way of designating anything that had fins, from a carp to a minnow.
“I fear our Archduchess has contracted a slight catarrh,” the Mistress of the Robes, a woman like a sleepy cow, observed, addressing herself to the Duke of Varna upon her left.
“Unless she is more careful, she’ll go paddling once too often,” the Duke replied, contemplating with interest, above the moonlight-coloured daffodils upon the table board, one of the button-nosed belles of Queen Thleeanouhee’s suite. The young creature, referred to cryptically among the subordinates of the Castle, as ‘Tropical Molly,’ was finding fault already it seemed with the food.
“Take it away!” she was protesting in animated tones: “I’d as soon touch a foot-squashed mango!”
“No mayonnaise, miss?” a court-official asked, dropping his face prevailingly to within an inch of her own.
“Take it right away… . And if you should dare sir! to come any closer…!”
The Mistress of the Robes fingered nervously the various Orders of Merit on her sumptuous bosom.
“I trust there will be no contretemps,” she murmured, glancing uneasily towards the Queen of the Land of Dates, who seemed to be lost in admiration of the Royal dinner-service of scarlet plates, that looked like pools of blood upon the cloth.
“What pleases me in your land,” she was expansively telling her host, “is less your food, than the china you serve it on; for with us you know there’s none. And now,” she added, marvellously wafting a fork, “I’m for ever spoilt for shells.”
King William was incredulous.
“With you no china?” he gasped.
“None, Sir, none!”
“I could not be more astonished,” the king declared, “if you told me there were fleas at the Ritz,” a part of which assertion Lady Something, who was blandly listening, imperfectly chanced to hear.
“Who would credit it!” she breathed, turning to an attaché, a young man all white and pensieroso, at her elbow.
“Credit what?”
“Did you not hear what the dear king said!”
“No.”
“It’s almost too appalling…” Lady Something replied, passing a small, nerveless hand across her brow.
“Won’t you tell me though,” the young man murmured gently, with his nose in his plate.
Lady Something raised a glass of frozen lemonade to her lips.
“Fleas,” she murmured, “have been found at the Ritz.”
“….!….?…!….!!!”
“Oh and poor Lady Bertha! And poor good old Mrs Hunter!” And Lady Something looked away in the direction of Sir Somebody, as though anxious to catch his eye.
But the British Ambassador and the Duchess of Varna were weighing the chances of a Grant being allowed by Parliament for the excavation of Chedorlahomor.
“Dear little Chedor,” the Duchess kept on saying, “I’m sure one would find the most enthralling things there. Aren’t you, Sir Somebody?”
And they were still absorbed in their colloquy when the King gave the signal to rise.
Although King William had bidden several distinguished Divas from the Opera House to give an account of themselves for the entertainment of his guests, both King Jotifa and Queen Thleeanouhee with disarming candour declared that, to their ears, the music of the West was hardly to be borne.
“Well I’m not very fond of it either,” her Dreaminess admitted, surrendering her skirts to a couple of rosy boys, and leading the way with airy grace towards an adjacent salon, “although,” she wistfully added across her shoulder, to a high dignitary of the Church, “I’m trying it’s true, to coax the dear Archbishop to give the first act of La Tosca in the Blue Jesus… Such a perfect setting, and with Desiré Erlinger and Maggie Mellon…!”
And as the Court now pressed after her the rules of etiquette became considerably relaxed. Mingling freely with his guests, King William had a hand-squeeze and a fleeting word for each.
“In England,” he paused to enquire of Lady Something, who was warning a dowager, with impressive earnestness, against the Ritz, “have you ever seen two cooks in a kitchen-garden?”
“No, never, sir!” Lady Something simpered.
“Neither,” the King replied moving on, “have we.”
The Ambassadress beamed.
“My dear,” she told Sir Somebody, a moment afterwards, “my dear, the King was simply charming. Really I may say he was more than gracious! He asked me if I had ever seen two cooks in a kitchen-garden, and I said no, never! And he said that neither, either, had he! And oh isn’t it so strange how few of us ever have?”
But in the salon, one of Queen Thleeanouhee’s ladies had been desired by her Dreaminess to sing.
“It seems so long,” she declared, “since I heard an Eastern voice, and it would be such a relief.”
“By all means,” Queen Thleeanouhee said, “and let a darhouka or two be brought! For what charms the heart more, what touches it more,” she asked, considering meditatively her babouched feet, “than a darhouka?”
It was told that, in the past, her life had been a gallant one, although her adventures, it was believed, had been mostly with men. Those however, who had observed her conduct closely, had not failed to remark how often her eyes had been attracted in the course of the evening towards the dimpled cheeks of the British Ambassadress.
Perceiving her ample form not far away, Queen Thleeanouhee signalled to her amiably to approach.
Née Rosa Bark (and a daughter of the Poet) Lady Something was perhaps not sufficiently tactful to meet all the difficulties of the role in which it had pleased life to call her. But still, she tried, and did do her best, which often went far to retrieve her lack of savoir faire. “Life is like that, dear,” she would sometimes say to Sir Somebody, but she would never say what it was that life was like, ‘That,’ it seemed…
“I was just looking for my daughter,” she declared.
“And is she as sympathetic,” Queen Thleeanouhee softly asked, “as her mamma?
“She’s shy—of the Violet persuasion, but that’s not a bad thing in a young gir
l.”
“Where I reign, shyness is a quality which is entirely unknown…!”
“It must be astonishing, ma’am,” Lady Something replied, caressing a parure of false jewels, intended, indeed, to deceive no one, “to be a Queen of a sun-steeped country like yours.”
Queen Thleeanouhee fetched a sigh.
“Dateland—my dear, it’s a scorch!” she averred.
“I conclude, ma’am, it’s what we should call ‘conservatory’ scenery?” Lady Something murmured.
“It is the land of the jessamine-flower, the little amorous jessamine-flower,” the Queen gently cooed with a sidelong smiling glance, “that twines itself sometimes to the right-hand, at others to the left, just according to its caprices!”
“It sounds I fear to be unhealthy, ma’am.”
“And it is the land also, of romance, my dear, where shyness is a quality which is entirely unknown,” the Queen broke off, as one of her ladies, bearing a darbouka, advanced with an air of purposefulness towards her.
The hum of voices which filled the room might well have tended to dismay a vocalist of modest powers, but the young matron known to the Court as Tropical Molly and whom her mistress addressed as Timzra, soon shewed herself to be equal to the occasion.
“Under the blue gum-tree
I am sitting waiting,
Under the blue gum-tree
I am waiting all alone!”
Her voice reached the ears of the fresh-faced ensigns and the beardless subalterns in the Guard Room far beyond, and startled the pages in the distant dormitories, as they lay smoking on their beds.
And then, the theme changing, and with an ever-increasing passion, fervour and force:
“I heard a Watch-dog in the night…
Wailing, wailing…
Why is the watch-dog wailing?
He is wailing for the Moon!”
“That is one of the very saddest songs,” the King remarked, “that I have ever heard. “Why is the watchdog wailing? He is wailing for the Moon!” And the ambitions and mortifications of kingship, for a moment weighed visibly upon him.
“Something merrier, Timzra!” Queen Thleeanouhee said.
And throwing back her long love-lilac sleeves, Timzra sang:
“A negress with a margaret once, lolled frousting in the sun
Thinking of all the little things that she had left undone…
With a hey, hey, hey, hey, hi, hey ho!”
“She has the air of a cannibal!” the Archduchess murmured behind her fan to his Weariness, who had scarcely opened his lips except to yawn throughout the whole of the evening.
“She has the air of a——” he replied, laconically, turning away.
Since the conversation with his mother earlier in the day, his thoughts had revolved incessantly around Laura. What had they been saying to the poor wee witch, and whereabouts was she to be found?
Leaving the salon, in the wake of a pair of venerable politicians, who were helping each other along with little touches and pats, he made his way towards the ball-room, where a new dance known as the Pisgah Pas was causing some excitement, and gaining a post of vantage, it was not long before he caught a glimpse of the agile, boyish figure of his betrothed. She passed him, without apparently noticing he was there, in a whirlwind of black tulle, her little hand pressed to the breast of a man like a sulky eagle; and he could not help rejoicing inwardly, that, once his wife, it would no longer be possible for her to enjoy herself exactly with whom she pleased. As she swept by again he succeeded in capturing her attention, and nodding meaningly towards a deserted picture-gallery, wandered away towards it. It was but seldom he set foot there, and he amused himself by examining some of the pictures to be seen upon the walls. An old shrew with a rose… a drawing of a man alone in the last extremes… a pink-robed Christ… a seascape, painted probably in winter, with cold, hard colouring…
“Yousef?”
“Rara!”
“Let us go outside, dear.”
A night so absolutely soft and calm, was delicious after the glare and noise within.
“With whom?” he asked, “sweetheart, were you last dancing?”
“Only the brother of one of the Queen’s Maids, dear,” Mademoiselle de Nazianzi replied. “After dinner, though,” she tittered, “when he gets Arabian-Nighty, it’s apt to annoy one a scrap!”
“Arabian-Nighty?”
“Oh, never mind!”
“But (pardon me dear) I do.”
“Don’t be tiresome, Yousef! The night is too fine,” she murmured glancing absently away towards the hardly moving trees, from whose branches a thousand drooping necklets of silver lamps palely burned.
Were those the “bladders” then?
Strolling on down hoops of white wisteria in the moon they came to the pillared circle of a rustic-temple, commanding a prospect on the town.
“There,” she murmured smiling elfishly, and designating something, far below them, through the moon-mist, with her fan: “is the column of Justice and,” she laughed a little, “of Liberty!”
“And there,” he pointed inconsequently, “is the Automobile Club!”
“And beyond it… The Convent of the Flaming-Hood…”
“And those blue revolving lights; can you see them, Rara?”
“Yes, dear… what are they, Yousef?”
“Those,” he told her, contemplating her beautiful white face against the dusky bloom, “are the lights of the Café Cleopatra!”
“And what,” she questioned, as they sauntered on, pursued by all the sweet perfumes of the night, “are those berried-shrubs, that smell so passionately?”
“I don’t know,” he said: “Kiss me, Rara!”
“No, no.”
“Why not?”
“Not now!”
“Put your arm about me, dear.”
“What a boy he is!” she murmured, gazing up into the starry clearness.
Overhead a full moon, a moon of circumstance, rode high in the sky, defining phantasmally far off, the violet-farded hills beyond the town.
“To be out there among the silver bean-fields!” he said.
“Yes, Yousef,” she sighed, starting at a Triton’s face among the trailing ivy on the castle wall. Beneath it, half concealed by water-flags, lay a miniature lake: as a rule now, nobody went near the lake at all, since the Queen had called it ‘appallingly smelly,’ so that, for rendezvous, it was quite ideal.
“Tell me, Yousef,” she presently said, pausing to admire the beautiful shadow of an orange-tree on the path before them: “tell me, dear, when Life goes like that to one—what does one do!!”
He shrugged. “Usually nothing,” he replied, the tip of his tongue (like the point of a blade) peeping out between his teeth.
“Ah, but isn’t that being strong?” she said half-audibly, fixing her eyes as though fascinated upon his lips.
“Why,” he demanded with an engaging smile that brought half-moons to his hollow cheeks: “What has the world been doing to Rara?”
“At this instant, Yousef” she declared, “it brings her nothing but Joy!”
“You’re happy, my sweet, with me?”
“No one knows, dearest, how much I love you.”
“Kiss me, Rara,” he said again.
“Bend, then,” she answered, as the four quarters of the twelve strokes of midnight rang out leisurely from the castle clock.
“I’ve to go to the Ritz!” he announced.
“And I should be going in.”
Retracing reluctantly their steps they were soon in earshot of the ball, and their close farewells were made accompanied by selections from The Blue Banana.
She remained a few moments gazing as though entranced at his retreating figure, and would have, perhaps, run after him with some little capricious message, when she became aware of someone watching her from beneath the shadow of a garden vase.
Advancing steadily and with an air of nonchalance, she recognised the delicate, sexless silhoue
tte and slightly hunched shoulders of Olga Blumenghast, whose exotic attraction had aroused not a few heartburnings (and even feuds) among several of the grandes dames about the court.
Poised flatly against the vases’ sculptured plinth, she would have scarcely have been discernible, but for the silver glitter of her gown.
“Olga? Are you faint?”
“No; only my slippers are torture.”
“I’d advise you to change them, then!”
“It’s not altogether my feet, dear, that ache…”
“Ah, I see,” Mademoiselle de Nazianzi said, stooping enough to scan the stormy, soul-tossed eyes of her friend: “you’re suffering, I suppose on account of Ann-Jules?”
“He’s such a gold-fish, Rara… any fingers that will throw him bread…”
“And there’s no doubt, I’m afraid, that lots do!” Mademoiselle de Nazianzi answered lucidly, sinking down by her side.
“I would give all my soul to him, Rara… my chances of heaven!”
“Your chances, Olga” Mademoiselle de Nazianzi murmured, avoiding some bird-droppings with her skirt.
“How I envy the men, Rara, in his platoon!”
“Take away his uniform, Olga, and what does he become?”
“Ah what!—”
“No… Believe me, my dear, he’s not worth the trouble!”
Mademoiselle Blumenghast clasped her hands brilliantly across the nape of her neck.
“I want to possess him at dawn, at dawn,” she broke out: “Beneath a sky striped with green…”
“Oh, Olga!”
“And I never shall rest,” she declared, turning away on a languid heel, “until I do.”
Meditating upon the fever of Love, Mademoiselle de Nazianzi directed her course slowly towards her room. She lodged in that part of the palace known as ‘The Bachelors’ Wing’ where she had a delicious little suite just below the roof.
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