"Sir," Shelia said.
I was coming to dread that word! "Not another crisis?"
"The Saturn Embassy," she said.
I sighed. "Put it on."
The face of the ambassador from Saturn came on the main screen. He took in my situation and scowled. "Perhaps I should return when you are less domestic, Mr. President," he said.
"Just call me Tyrant," I said. "What is your business?"
"My government wishes to clarify the status of interplanetary relations between Jupiter and Saturn, considering your recent change in government."
"Unchanged," I said.
"We would prefer an improvement."
"I'm amenable."
He seemed disconcerted. "Specifically—"
"No specifics yet," I cut in. "If you come to us with positive proposals for the diminution of interplanetary tension, we shall reciprocate. It's up to you."
Still, he seemed unpleased. He was trying to measure me, and I wasn't giving him much substance. "Surely—"
"So good to have had this dialogue," I said, signaling to Shelia, who cut him off.
"We'll have trouble with Saturn," Spirit said darkly. "They always work over a new administration."
"Precisely," I agreed. "I mean to be ready for the vultures as they descend."
We returned to work on the announcement, punctuated by calls from every type of party. I dealt with them as well as I could, making no commitments. We formulated a list of prospects for service in the new administration; Spirit had largely prepared that beforehand and needed only my concurrence. It was complicated because there were so many necessary offices and so many people; matching the two together was a headache. We knew we had to get at least a patchwork government organized promptly, so that anarchy would not erupt.
Suddenly Hopie was there, lifting the sleeping baby from my shoulder; I had hardly been aware of the passage of that time. My daughter did know her business; she set up shop in a corner of the room (because Robertico felt comfortable with me but not apart from me) and saw to a feeding and another change of diaper. Coral brought in another shirt for me; evidently Shelia's order had arrived.
We continued, calling the people on our list, asking their participation, accepting their excuses, stressing that there was no coercion here: we wanted only those who would be committed to the welfare of Jupiter without reservation. Some were belligerent and some were afraid, but when they learned that it truly was voluntary, a number of these softened and did accept the positions. Some who turned down the offer later called back with a change of heart, and we accepted them. Slowly but satisfyingly the new framework was being erected.
I don't pretend that this was any genius of mine. Spirit had done the groundwork and now prompted me on the execution. I was like a duffer who assembles a complex device by following the simplistic step-by-step instructions provided. I was the figurehead to Spirit's strategy. That was nothing new; my genius is reading (and making an impression on) other people, while Spirit's is organizational. We have always been a team, and there is no shame in that. While it is true that I would be a sorry figure of a politician without Spirit, it is also true that she would be unable to perform without me.
Then Coral approached me. "Sir, it is time for you to rest," she said firmly.
"But there is so much to do!" I protested.
"You have been working without pause for ten hours," she informed me. "The others are dead on their feet, but they will not stop until you do."
I glanced around and saw that it was true. Spirit was drawn, and Shelia's eyes were red-rimmed. Hopie was asleep on the pillows with Robertico. Still, I demurred. "Just a little more work, and the list will be complete—"
"That list will never be complete," she asserted. "I am charged with the preservation of your body, and that charge I shall honor, preserving it from all threats—including that of your will. You must rest now, at least for a while." She took my arm and drew me firmly along.
The others did not protest, and I suffered myself to be conducted to the master bedroom. "Strip, wash, change," Coral ordered, and I obeyed. It did not bother me that she watched; she had seen me in dishabille many times before, for she was always close. Once there had been a trap set for me in a urinal, so now she accompanied me to the bathroom too. One might suppose that a man would be nervous about having an attractive woman with him on such an occasion, but Coral was really part of my nuclear family.
In pajamas, I lay down on the huge empty bed, now feeling my own fatigue. Then another thought occurred. I sat up. "I just remembered another appointment to—"
"Down, sir," Coral said.
"But it will only take a moment to—"
She moved to me, put her arms about me, and bore me down on the bed. She had changed herself, to some kind of feminine robe that I know concealed some unfeminine hardware; Coral was never without armament, ready for any emergency. She put what is called the Scarf-hold on me, her right arm circling my neck, and, gripping my right shoulder, her left hand hauling on my right sleeve, her legs spread and braced against the surface of the bed. I think I could have broken that hold, had I wished to make sufficient effort, for my strength was greater than hers, but I wasn't sure, and in any event, it wasn't worth the effort. So I lay there, conscious of her right breast nudging my cheek as she breathed and of the sight of her left breast through the parted robe, and I relaxed.
When she saw that I was willing to rest, she released her hold and kissed me. Then she stretched out beside me on the bed and slept herself, lightly and instantly, like a cat. It is intended as no affront to Coral that I wished she was Megan; the separation from my wife remained fresh and painful but final; when Megan had consented to unite with me, that had been final, and when she sundered that union, for reasons that were certainly sufficient, that, too, was final. It was I who had changed, not her, I had passed from the stage of Politician to the stage of Tyrant, and she had never consented to be married to the latter. I understood, respected her decision fully, and did not question it, but still there was a void without her.
My tension alerted Coral, who woke. "Damn it, sir, sleep!" she whispered. She changed position, took hold of my head, and drew it in to her bosom. It was a fine and fragrant bosom, but I think it was more the feeling of her arms around me, holding me close, that brought my submission. Helse had held me that way, so long ago, and Roulette, too, less long ago, and Shelia, recently. I relaxed, comforted, and suddenly slept.
Chapter 4 — BETWEEN CT AND BH
I woke many hours later, somewhat refreshed. Coral was up, of course; she had always had a fast recharge time.
We assembled for breakfast—I'm not sure what the hour actually was, but we treated it as morning—at the White Bubble dining room, served by the WB staff. Spirit, Coral, Shelia, Ebony, Hopie, and Robertico. I don't remember what we ate; my attention has been increasingly absorbed by concerns other than food as I grow older, so I tend not to notice meals, anyway, unless they are for some reason remarkable in their own right.
I deliberately kept the conversation on trivial matters, I would soon enough be overwhelmed by the consequential ones. "Hopie, we'll have to arrange for your education," I said.
She made a wry face. "Daddy, I'm fifteen years old. Most of what they teach in school is useless, anyway. I'd be better off without it."
The others ate, remaining carefully neutral. They knew I supported education.
"I had in mind bringing in a competent tutor," I said. "Surely she would teach you useful material."
"But the required courses are jokes!" she protested. "Even the best teachers can't make a pointless course worthwhile."
I frowned. "What course is pointless?"
She hesitated, realizing that she could walk into a mire of her own making. Teenagers can be imperious, but they are not, despite some appearances, total fools. "What courses did you take, Daddy, once you were my age?"
That set me back, for my formal schooling had abruptly stopped at that age. That had been by
no choice of mine, however. "I had some lessons from life," I said. "I would have preferred those of school."
"So you had no more school—and where are you now?" she demanded triumphantly.
"But I did have further education," I pointed out. "I took many courses in the Navy—more than I would have in normal school. I learned a great deal."
"But those were military classes. At least they had some application to life."
"Many were," I agreed. "But many were necessary to fill out the education I had not gained from school."
She changed her tack. "Well, did they teach you geometry?"
"Certainly. In space, maneuvers are three-dimensional, and a proper understanding is essential to—"
"Plane geometry," she said with disdain. "How to solve triangles by erecting perpendiculars with a compass and straightedge. You did that?"
"Well, no, not exactly. We used the computer simulations to do the underlying calculations and projections, but—
"We must do it by hand," she said witheringly. "Two years of it. We've had computers for ten centuries, but they won't let us use them!"
"Six centuries," I said. "But it is necessary to know the fundamentals, in order to appreciate what the computers do."
"Seven. Does it take two years of ever-more-obscure two-dimensional examples to appreciate what the computers do in three-dimensional space?"
Spirit turned away, masking half a smile. I was in trouble! "I suppose the basics could be abridged," I said. "Perhaps one semester, and then the computer applications for the more advanced work."
"Exactly!" she said triumphantly. "I've already had three semesters of it, and none of it about computer applications. Why should I continue?"
"Name another useless subject," I said.
"English."
"Now I realize you are bilingual, as are a number of Hispanics," I said, "but English is the primary language of Jupiter, and it behooves those of us who have adopted this planet to—"
"Verbs and nouns," she said. "The same things, every year, over and over."
"Well, again it is necessary to know the basics before—"
"No, it isn't," she said. "I learned to speak English and Spanish before I ever heard of the parts of speech. Everyone else did too. It is no more necessary to know the names of the parts of speech in order to use the language correctly than it is to know the names of the muscles and ligaments of the body in order to live and breathe."
I sat back, considering that. She had a point! "But surely those who were brought up in less literate homes than your own require this form of education, so that—"
"No, they don't!" she said hotly. "They need to be instructed in the correct forms directly. The parts of speech are merely a means to an end, and the educational system has let the means become the end! They're trying to turn out illiterate students who can name the parts of speech!"
"Surely you exaggerate!" I said, daunted. Where had I been warned before about means becoming ends? "The basics remain useful as underlying knowledge, much as the knowledge of the basic principles of mathematics remains useful in the computer age. Speaking correctly is not necessarily a simple—"
"Define a gerund," she said.
I concentrated. I remembered the term but had forgotten to what it applied. "An animal like a hamster?"
"Gerbil," she said, correcting me in the manner I had corrected her about the period of computers but refusing to be distracted by the humor. Now Shelia turned away, smiling. "It's strange that you cannot define a gerund, Daddy, since you just used one."
"I did? Where?"
"A gerund is a verb used as a noun, ending in 'ing.' You said 'speaking,' and that's a gerund."
Now I remembered. "I guess I did, daughter."
She closed in for the kill. "You knew how to use it before you learned the name of that part of speech in school, and you knew how to use it after you had forgotten its name. Of what use is the name of it to you?"
I spread my hands. "No use that I can fathom at the moment, Hopie."
"Would two more years of instruction in gerunds and participles and indirect objects and dependent clauses and parallel structure improve your ability to speak?"
I laughed, as much at her vehemence as at her point. "I suspect not."
"Then why foist off this useless drill on me? It won't improve my speech, either."
Indeed, it would not, for she had been speaking to me most effectively. I was privately proud of her ability to make her point. She was a bright girl who reminded me a lot of Spirit, and I was always pleased to be reminded of that.
"What would you have me do, Hopie?" I asked. "Abolish school?"
She considered. "No. School could be useful—should be useful, if correctly instituted. What you need to do is make the schools relevant."
"And you know what reforms contemporary education requires to make it relevant?"
"I know where to start," she said.
"Well, start there."
Her eyes widened. "What?"
"I think that's an incomplete sentence."
"What are you telling me, Daddy? That I don't have to take those stupid courses anymore?"
I glanced at Spirit. "The Department of Education remains unassigned?"
"Unassigned," she agreed. "We got tired last night."
I returned to Hopie. "You are now in charge of the Department of Education. Do your job."
"My job?" she asked, dumbfounded.
"Reform education."
"But I'm only fifteen!"
"So?"
"That's too young to—"
"By whose definition?"
"But the minimum age—"
"The old order changeth. This is the Tyrant speaking. You are old enough."
"But—but—I really wouldn't know how to—I mean, who would even listen to me?"
"The school system," I said. "Of course, you will want a staff to advise you and implement policy. I suggest that you select it carefully. Perhaps some of the really good teachers you know."
"You mean—honest? Me?"
"Honest, honey. I think the experience will be as good an education for you as the conventional system would have provided. Just keep in mind that many other people will be profoundly affected by your decisions."
"Um," she agreed, daunted.
Breakfast broke up, and we got to work. Hopie saw to Robertico's needs—she was certainly good in that capacity—while she assimilated the magnitude of the responsibility I had laid on her. Spirit and Shelia and I adjourned to the conference room.
"First you will want to look at these," Spirit told me, showing a sheaf of papers.
"What are they?"
"Your daily news summary. It's a normal presidential service. The top man has to be kept informed."
"You have gone over these, of course?"
"Of course," she agreed.
"Just acquaint me with what I need to know to function."
"Saturn is making a move," she said.
I sighed. "That's to be expected, isn't it? They always work over a new president."
"Always," she agreed. "But this is not a normal presidential transition, and so this may not be a normal Saturnist move."
"Exactly what is it?"
"They are shipping troops to Ganymede."
I frowned. "That's their prerogative, isn't it? It is a Saturnian puppet-state."
"Less so than it was, thanks to your tenure as ambassador there. I think you should talk to the ambassador from Ganymede."
"I can call the premier himself, if—"
"No. That call would be tapped and entirely too official. This has to be private."
"Shelia, get me the ambassador," I said. My secretary had evidently profited by the night's rest; she looked perky again.
"He is on his way, sir," she said.
"I see." A personal meeting signaled something sensitive indeed.
We got down to the remaining appointments. All of the top ones were to people I knew personally a
nd trusted; trust was more important than competence here. Senator Stonebridge was in charge of economics, Admiral Phist would handle industry, Spirit herself had the interplanetary arena, Hopie had education, Roulette Phist had crime, my other sister Faith had poverty, and our gofer Ebony had population. I confess that this was something of a hodgepodge; there would be plenty of redefinition later. But it was a start. Meanwhile the existing institutions of the state level, from governor on down, remained in force, and, for now, the Supreme Court. So we had a haphazardly functioning government. I planned to do substantial interviewing, approving all the top personnel of these departments, so that they would be both loyal and competent. That was, of course, my special skill; there would be no bad apples in our top echelons.
Next we would turn to policy. But before we could get into it, the Ganymedan ambassador arrived. He was a somewhat harried man in his fifties, a political nonentity, basically a mouthpiece. I had never met him before but hadn't needed to. At this point I don't even recollect his name, but that doesn't matter.
We exchanged normal amenities, then got down to business, "What is this about Saturn troops?" I asked.
"Señor, I am instructed to be absolutely candid with you," he said nervously. "The premier begs complete privacy."
"Granted," I said.
"The Saturn troops—they are not coming to bolster the present government of Ganymede. They are coming to assume it."
This was electrifying news. Now I understood the need for secrecy. "The premier—to be deposed? Ganymede to become a complete puppet-state?"
He nodded gravely. "Señor, this is not at the behest of the premier. He cannot ask your help, but—" He shrugged.
I pondered. Naturally the premier could not formally enlist my aid; he governed a Communist planet that owed substantial credit to the Union of Saturnine Republics. If they pulled the rug out, his administration would collapse in days, unless bolstered by some other power. But if he permitted them to depose him and assume total power, he would be finished.
I did not agree with all of the premier's objectives or methods, but I had come to know him well enough during my own term as ambassador, and we had what would pass for a private friendship. In addition, I was sure that his administration posed a great deal less of a problem for me than a straight Saturnist puppet regime would. I remembered how Saturn had tried to implant interplanetary missiles on Ganymede not that many years ago and triggered the Ganymedan Missile Crisis, which had brought Jupiter and Saturn to the verge of war. It was entirely possible that Saturn would be trying this again, under the cover of the confusion of my assumption of government. Such missiles, once in place and activated, would represent an almost literal dagger poised at Jupiter; our interplanetary policy would be severely circumscribed, and the balance of interplanetary power would shift decisively to Saturn.
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