What a sea of faces!
What a lot of coughs and sick eyes.
What a lot of limbs and other ailments being held up!
I knew the Ministry of Health and Social Welfare of Turkey was very active against disease. Also the Ministry of Labor. Also a lot of philanthropic organizations. But handling Turkey was a big job. I hadn't realized there were so many sick people about. Riffraff.
I opened my mouth. I was going to tell them all to go home. I didn't get a chance.
The big doctor on the picket line shouted, "I was trained in the United States. I know how doctoring must be run. THERE MUST BE NO FREE CLINIC!"
Instantly, the picket line closed against the bottom of the pedestal and began to hit me with their placards and sticks!
I dodged, I ducked, I tried to defend myself.
The others in the picket line began to chant, hitting at me to keep time, "NO FREE CLINIC! NO FREE CLINIC!"
I screamed, "Of course there will be no free clinic!"
The crowd went into instant action. They had mud clods! The air was suddenly dark with them! They were throwing the mud at ME!
The doctors let up first. The huge one turned to the crowd. "You see! There will be no free clinic!"
Instantly, the crowd began to throw at both me and the doctors! The jeers rose to a savage roar.
"Where are the security troops?" I screamed at Faht Bey.
He was cowering at the far end of the steps. "It's your hospital!" he shouted above the din.
A mud clod hit me in the face!
It knocked me off the pedestal!
The blood started to pour out of my nose!
Suddenly, a tall, gawky figure in a white coat leaped up on the pedestal, holding up his arms. It was Prahd Bittlestiffender!
The crowd stopped throwing to see what he would say.
In purist, scholarly Turkish, Prahd bellowed, "Fellow citizens! Fellow Turks! I come before you today to issue the clarion call to freedom! It is time, due time, that we, the children of Allah, rose as one and cast from off our necks the iron heel of the foreign oppressor!"
My nose was bleeding so much, I thought I would bleed to death. There must be cold water in that hospital. I scrabbled backwards to the door. I got into a hall.
Prahd's voice carried. "A United Turkey facing outward against her rapacious enemies..." I was too far away to hear more.
I got into a bathroom, closed the door and found cold water. I sat on a toilet seat and held wet toilet paper against the back of my neck.
I half expected the mob, at any moment, to tear down the door and rip me limb from limb. But my nose and precious blood came first.
At long last, the bleeding stopped.
It was awfully quiet outside. Had the security guards arrived and shot them all?
I risked a peek. I was looking into a big waiting room. There were lines of mothers there, all quiet, all orderly.
Tables had been set up.
The local doctors were working around the tables, doing the various things doctors do. They seemed very cheerful as they handled people one by one. I didn't see any money being passed over by the mothers. I couldn't understand it.
Afraid that I would be seen and pelted again, I crept down a hall.
A hand on my shoulder. I jumped.
"I was just coming to find you." It was young Doctor Prahd Bittlestiffender. He led me into a small operating room. He began to examine my nose.
"What did you do?" I said. "What was that speech?"
"That was a speech made by Kemal Ataturk at the beginning of the revolution," said Prahd.
Ah, Kemal Ataturk. The Turks worshipped him. They'd recognized the speech and so they'd stopped to listen.
"Ouch," I said. He was probing up into my nose.
"Hold still, please."
"What about the free clinic?" I said, shuddering at the idea of the expense.
"Oh," said Prahd, putting a probe in deeper, "I told them it was all free."
"Ouch," I said.
"I told them it was, after all, their hospital, so they ought to volunteer and fix up the grounds and act as nurses and things. They thought that was wonderful."
"Ouch," I said. "But those doctors?"
"I appointed them all part-time staff to serve a couple hours a day at high salary."
"Ouch," I said. And not because he'd stabbed me. This hospital was suddenly a liability, not a profit! "Where do you think you got authority to do that?"
"Last night, you told me I was in charge of the hospital," said Prahd. "So I did exactly what I knew you would want me to do, Officer Gris. Cure the sick. Help the poor and needy. Better relations with the tribes of this primitive outpost. I admire you for your broad grasp of interstellar relations. Does my salary start now?"
"Oh, my Gods!" I said.
"I can speak Italian, too," he said persuasively.
"How do I know you can cure anybody?" I snarled. "Your test has just begun! It is just barely possible you will get paid when this hospital starts to make money. Real money!" He was jabbing harder at my nose. "Ouch!"
Chapter 5
Because my sweater was all clogged up with mud, Prahd took a white coat he'd brought and put it on me. "I want to show you the place because it has problems," he said.
I bristled. How could it have problems? I had designed it myself. Spent a long time at it, too.
I followed him out. The lines were moving in the main room and it seemed peaceful.
We went down a hall. An operating room, equipment not fully set up. Interview rooms not wholly set up. Then a lot of doors. Wards. A vast number of them. I started to go in one.
"No," said Prahd. "It's full."
"That many patients already?"
"No, no. All these ward rooms and all these private rooms are full of equipment and stores. The base crew and I worked all night. We didn't get further than changing the labels and moving it over here. There's enough equipment and supplies here to operate several hospitals and operate them for years. That's what I wanted to show you. We've got no room for patients. It's all in use for storage space. I need another building just to store things! And a big refrigerated room when I start to build up cultures and cell banks."
He didn't know. I pressed a panel. A stairway was revealed. I took him down to the basement.
It was a whole hospital complex in itself. It had innumerable private rooms as well.
He was amazed. "What's this? A secret hospital under a hospital!"
"Precisely," I said. And I told him about the master plan of changing the identity of wanted men and gangsters.
"They look like prison cells," he said.
"That's to make them feel at home," I said. "Can you do it?"
"Oh, no difficulty with that. It's just that the upstairs hospital should run, too."
"That's for cover," I said.
"That still doesn't solve the storage space, Officer Gris. Nor the refrigeration. It will be all the more necessary because of the increased cultures I will have to make, changing fingerprints and larynxes and so on."
I could see he was being mulish. We went back upstairs to where he had established his office. And a nice office it was. The phone was in and connected. I phoned Mudlick Construction Company and was shortly talking to the contractor.
"I think we had a financial transaction that was not complete," I said.
"There was a cost overrun," he said. "I will need a huge storage addition and a refrigeration building," I said.
"There was no cost overrun," he said, "if it comes to another half a million U.S."
My Gods, this hospital was expensive! "Same terms," I said. "Same terms," he said.
"Make the plans with the man in charge," I said, "and get started on it." "You're rich," he said.
"You better not get too rich," I said. "There's an awful lot of mud around here." I hung up. But oh, well—charity hospitals had their good points. My rip-off would now be half a million, U.S.
I got rea
dy to leave. My nose was still hurting. "Just tell the Mudlick people what you want when they come and get them started on it. I've got other things to do." Prahd was making no effort to get up. "Don't you want to hear the news from Voltar?" he said. "I know how you have the welfare of your country at heart." People will be chatty and social. I sat back down. "Everything on Voltar is fine," said Prahd. "The weather was nice. All the flowering shrubs were doing beautifully." I knew he was talking about the Widow Tayl's place. I was wary.
"You know that I had some work going on the Widow Tayl," he said. "I'm sure you'll be happy to know it was all concluded successfully before the Blixo left."
It was more suspicion than interest that prompted me to ask, "What work was that?"
"I knew your interest in her place and your obvious concern about her. So I did exactly what you would have wanted me to do, Officer Gris. The problem was nymphomania—an obsession with sex."
Oh Gods, was he ever right!
"So I enlarged her ovaries, as a beginning. She can now have three times as many orgasms as before and much more strongly."
Devils! No man in Pausch Hills would be safe! Thank Heavens I was down here on Earth! But wait, he had used the word beginning. "You did more?"
"Why, of course. As you are part of the famous Gyrant Slahb family, I did not want to be remiss in my professional activities in your employ."
I waited with my eyes getting narrower. Suspicion is a built-in fact in the Apparatus.
"Nymphomania," he said learnedly, "is often caused by sterility. So I checked and, sure enough, there was an ovulation blockage—the ovum could not come down to be fertilized. So I removed the blockage."
Aha. Maybe he had handled the situation. If the Widow Tayl started having babies, maybe it would slow her down.
Prahd was smiling happily, the true professional. "Well, remember the first day I had the honor of meeting you? You had intercourse with her in the house? Well, I took some of your semen..."
"Wait!" I said in sudden alarm, "You'd been having intercourse with her for a day and a half! How do you know it wasn't yours?"
"Oh," he said, waving it away, "it's against the ethics of the profession to use my own." He gave a pitying, professional smile. "What cellologist does not know his own sperm configuration? Easy to tell. Anyway, she was ready to ovulate, even if blocked, so I put one of her ova in a test tube with one of your sperm. And here is the good news: they 'took' very successfully. And so just before I left, I made sure there was nothing else in her womb and I inserted the established embryo."
Horror was going through me in waves. The Widow Tayl! "Does she know whose it is?" I said with dimming hope.
"Oh, yes! She said that as long as it couldn't be Heller's, yours would have to do. She was very happy about it, really. She will be seven weeks along by now. It will be a boy."
I had gone through horror and was into savageness.
"I was so appreciative for all you had done for me," said Prahd, "that I did it all for you. And imagine! It will carry along the line of your great uncle, Gyrant Slahb! It will have the blood of the most famous cellologist on Voltar! Doesn't that make you proud?"
My fists were clenched. "You can't make this stick! There's no evidence I'm the father!"
"Oh, yes," said Prahd. "I filed the medical parental certificate with the authorities. Have no fear you'll lose it. I made very sure you could claim the parentage."
Oh, Gods and Devils! This fellow was a fiend! I surged up. "Why have you done this?"
At last he was intimidated. He began to stammer. "All... all... all r... r... right. There was another reason. Y... y... you said you were going to burn down that b...b...b... beautiful estate! I couldn't bear the... the ... the thought of it. So I knew... knew that if you knew... knew you had a son there, you would not burn it down!"
I slumped back down into the chair. Oh Gods, Devils and Hells. Here he had tied me to the worst nympho on Voltar! Maybe, if she pressed the demand, I would even have to marry her!
Prahd recovered somewhat. "It has its good side. It is a beautiful estate. And she sent you a card."
He reached into his pocket and pulled it out. On one side it had a statue of a naked nymph leering at the viewer while hiding her nakedness in such a way that it was flagrantly displayed. On the other side there was a scrawl. It said:
To Soltan,
Yoo-hoo, wherever you are. I'm just coming great! It's just coming great. Will you be coming soon? I hope so.
Your cuddly Taylsy-Waylsy
Ooooooh
I went home.
I lay down in my bed and wept. It was too bad Prahd was officially dead. Otherwise, I could have killed him on the spot.
Chapter 6
Fate didn't have me on rations that day. It was being very liberal. It was even insisting on me taking all the bad luck I could hold and then some.
Midafternoon, Karagoz came into my bedroom. It seems when there is bad news, he brings it. When it is good news he doesn't even send anybody with it.
"There's a horrible-looking man out on the lawn," he said.
I got up. You can't hide a weapon in a sweater– besides, it was muddy. I changed to a windbreaker and put a Colt Cobra in my pocket. Watchfully, I went out.
It was Jimmy "The Gutter" Tavilnasty. He was playing mumbletypeg with a stiletto.
He turned his pockmarked face to me. He looked at me with his beady black eyes. He said, "You got my man?"
"No gun play around here!" I said in alarm.
He juggled the stiletto. "I never use guns. Why do you think they call me 'The Gutter'?"
He looked all around to make sure we weren't being overheard. He seemed to talk mainly out of the side of his mouth. "I got the guys you want right here." He tapped his pocket. "When you finger my man, you get these."
The candidates for altered identities! With us paying the local doctors to work and telling the world it was all free, this new income was not just good. It was vital!
"You come back in a little while," I said.
"I stay right here until you finger Gunsalmo Silva. We got the latest on it. He was the trigger man on 'Holy Joe' after he became 'Holy Joe' Corleone's bodyguard. He ain't honest. We want Gunsalmo Silva bad. So these names I got is really good. But if the trade is off, say the word and I use you instead. I need practice."
"No, wait! You got me wrong! I just meant it will take a phone call to set it up away from here. You sit right there. I'll have one of my men bring you a shot of something and..."
"I never drink on the job. It's illegal for cops so it's illegal for me. Square is square. Make your phone call!"
"What hotel are you staying at?"
"None. I just drove in from Istanbul in a rented car."
"That's all I need to know," I said.
I raced into my bedroom and locked the door. I got Faht Bey on the base internal system. "That Blixo deepsleeper," I said. "Get him in an unidentifiable car that will seem to be coming in from Istanbul. Take him to the Saglanmak Rooms. Put him in the room at the exact top of the stairs. Register him as 'John Smith' and tell the clerk he had too much to drink en route. Turn the deepsleep current off in the car so he won't know where he's been. Make sure there are no identifying marks or equipment on him."
Faht Bey said that he would. But he added, "No commotions, Officer Gris. A riot is enough trouble for one day."
I picked up a night infrared scope. I went outside. I persuaded Jimmy "The Gutter" to get up off the grass and sit at a lawn table. I got him served some soft drink. He gave some to a cat that was wandering around and then watched the cat.
He was not very good company. "How's Babe?" I said at length.
"Why do you want to know?"
"Well, an old flame, after all."
"She says she never heard of you."
"I don't always use the same name," I said.
"Oh."
"How's Geovani?" I said.
"Why do you want to know?"
Well,
it was not what is called a chummy get-together.
I thought I'd given Faht Bey enough time to get organized.
We went out to Jimmy "The Gutter's" rented car. I told him where to go.
In a few minutes, I had him park on a back street. We went to the house across the road from the Saglanmak Rooms. It was a flat-topped house. There was an old Turk that we know. I said, "I'm a roof inspector." I handed him a five-hundred-lira note. "We don't want to alarm people by making our inspections public."
He let us through a trap door. The roof had a parapet around it. On hands and knees, we went over to the edge of the flat roof, hidden from the Saglanmak by the parapet.
We were looking straight into the indicated room of the hotel. I showed Jimmy "The Gutter" the stairway which led up to the outside porch. But he knew it already, to his sorrow.
Even though it was autumn now, it was a bit hot on the roof. But Jimmy "The Gutter" didn't seem to mind. He was apparently well conditioned into lying in wait. A properly trained hit man.
The sun went down. We did not make any conversation. Some stars came out. This occasioned no comment.
A car drove up in front of the hotel. Three men got out. The one in the middle seemed to be sagging. They went into the hotel.
Shortly, the light went on in the room.
"Oh, boy!" said Jimmy "The Gutter."
Gunsalmo Silva, very recognizable through the window, was half carried through the door. He seemed to be out cold.
The two men got his clothes off. They put him in the bed and threw the covers over him. We could see the end of the bed.
Jimmy "The Gutter" was checking his stiletto and a gun. He was so intent on his job, I had to remind him. "The list," I said.
He reached into his jacket. I had the Cobra on him in my pocket in case he drew something else.
It was the list. "Two hunnert names," he said. "All good ones, ready and waiting to come. The last on the list is my brother in Hoboken. You send the commissions to him. He's the straight member of the family, a garbage man. If you forget to pay, I'll be back for you next trip."
"Honesty is the best policy," I said. "It's a pleasure to do business with you."
He grunted.
We went down through the trap.
Jimmy "The Gutter" headed for the outside stairway to that room.
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