by Tamar Myers
TAMAR MYERS
SPLENDOR IN THE GLASS
A DEN OF ANTIQUITY MYSTERY
In memory of my father-in-law,
Charles E. Myers
Contents
1 I left Charlotte, North Carolina, to become an S.O.B. I…
2 “It’s pronounced ‘Shay-bark,’” I said.
3 C.J. caught me. “Oopsy, Abby.” She swooped me up and…
4 “Ooh, Abby, what is it?” C.J. was jumping up and…
5 It’s amazing how fast the human body can move when…
6 “You what?” Bob Steuben boomed. The man has a deep…
7 “Say what?”
8 Evangeline drained her second glass. That is to say, her…
9 “That’s beautiful! Where did you get it?”
10 I was late getting back to work. Homer Johnson, bless…
11 “What do you mean?” I try not to be shrill.
12 There are currently two bridges that span the Cooper River…
13 Orman Shadbark Jr. might well prove to be a big…
14 “Don’t be ridiculous, C.J! Sergeant Scrubb knows I didn’t kill…
15 I shuddered. “How?”
16 I gasped. “Excuse me!”
17 “When did that woman give you a massage?”
18 “Sorry, Abby. I didn’t mean to scare you.”
19 “I beg your pardon?”
20 Yes, I should feel guilty for what I did, but…
21 “Oh my God! Where did you get this?”
22 The traffic to Mount Pleasant was light that time of…
23 Ingebord’s English, while fluent, did not stretch to include all…
24 “Who?” My loved ones sounded like a Greek chorus. Even…
25 I felt as if the concrete slab floor of The…
26 “Arcadian Designs,” she said. “It’s located on Savannah Highway down…
27 Shards in one’s sole are not nearly as distressing as…
28 “What happened next?”
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Other Books by Tamar Myers
Copyright
About the Publisher
1
I left Charlotte, North Carolina, to become an S.O.B. I now live south of Broad in the beautiful, historic city of Charleston, South Carolina. My new hometown boasts so many churches that it is fondly referred to as the Holy City, and it is no secret that God lives here—south of Broad, of course. Just blocks from my house is the Battery, where the Ashley and Cooper rivers meet to form the Atlantic Ocean. Everywhere I turn I see historic buildings and lush semitropical gardens. There is no need for me to ever travel again. After all, I am here.
My business is here, as well. The Den of Antiquity, which was a successful antique store up in Charlotte, now has a sister store on prestigious King Street, slightly north of Broad. I never dreamed sales would be this good. I can barely keep up with demand, and find myself in need of a shop assistant.
My two best friends, Rob Goldburg and Bob Steuben, are also antique dealers from Charlotte. They moved here a month after I did, and bought a shop on King Street adjacent to mine. They have the same problem—more business than they can handle. We are not complaining, mind you. We all knew we were moving to heaven, but not necessarily to the land of silk and money. It seems too good to be true.
In fact, the last six months have been a virtual fairy tale. It began when I married the man of my dreams, Greg Washburn. He was an investigator with the Charlotte police force, but retired from that position to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a shrimp boat captain here in the Charleston area. Judging by the perpetual grin on Greg’s handsome face, he is deliriously happy.
Even my mother, Mozella Wiggins, is happy. She adores Greg and loves Charleston. This is fortunate because Mama lives with us now at Number 7 Squiggle Lane, and, trust me, a miserable mama is not someone with whom you want to spend time. In addition to Greg and me, my petite progenitress has her new church—Grace Episcopal on Wentworth Street—to keep her spirits up. Within days of moving here, Mama had her membership transferred and had volunteered for every committee. I see less of her now that we live together than I ever did before.
Last, but not least, my cat, Dmitri, approves of our new address. How could he not? Half of the second story piazza is warm and sunny, while the other half offers him a bird’s-eye view of—well, birds. The mockingbird nest in the magnolia is just out of reach. Mama and papa birds seem to know this, and while they keep up a steady stream of chatter whenever my ten-pound bundle of joy is outside, they have yet to dive-bomb him. On his part, Dmitri has never been happier.
In addition to wealth and happiness, we all have our health, which, according to that old Geritol commercial, means we have just about everything. I won’t contest that. I, too, should be walking around with a goofy grin on my face. And I am happy, I’m just not delirious.
Alas, I realize that much as I love my adopted city, I can never be considered a real Charlestonian. Even if I live to be a hundred—which means I would have lived here over fifty years. My children’s children, assuming they were born here, would be natives of Charleston, but they would not be real Charlestonians. Three hundred years from now their descendants might lay claim to that title. Might.
Don’t get me wrong. Not everyone in Charleston—even those fortunate enough to live south of Broad—can claim colonial antecedents. In recent years numerous natives have moved to the cheaper ’burbs, making way for an influx of the wealthy. What began as a trickle became a flood as property taxes soared in keeping with rising real estate values. Today the historic district south of Broad contains the fifth highest concentration of wealth in the nation.
Like me, these new citizens of Charleston—many of them retired doctors and lawyers—only become real Charlestonians when they travel, and then only to folks who don’t know better. They may lead happy and productive lives, and quite likely rub shoulders with the real McCoy at the theater, or in restaurants, but they will forever be outsiders. And no doubt, like me, many of them gaze longingly into ancient windows, wishing with all their hearts that they were inside. Truly inside. Imagine my great joy, then, when I received an embossed invitation to tea from Mrs. Amelia Shadbark, Charleston’s most distinguished citizen.
2
“It’s pronounced ‘Shay-bark,’” I said.
My friend C.J., who was visiting from Charlotte the day the missive arrived, wrinkled her button nose. “Why, that’s just silly, Abby. What happened to the D?”
“This is Charleston, dear. It doesn’t have to make sense to us. The family has pronounced it that way for three hundred years. That’s all that matters.”
C.J.—her friends lovingly refer to her as Calamity Jane—fingered the heavy paper as if it were the Holy Grail. Still, I held my breath. More often than not, C.J. lives up to her name.
“Abby, who will mind your shop while you’re away?”
“I’ll close early, dear.”
“But won’t you lose some business?”
“Undoubtedly. But this tea is my entrée into Charleston society. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
She nodded. “Abby, it says here that you can bring a guest. Who is it going to be? Your mama?”
“Mama’s at a church retreat in the mountains. She doesn’t get back from Kanuga until the following day.”
C.J.’s eyes glittered. “Then who are you going to take?”
It was time to tread carefully. While I wouldn’t hurt my pal for all the tea in Mrs. Shadbark’s larder, I certainly didn’t want C.J. coming with me. The girl is—how shall I put this delicately—a sandwich short of a picnic. No, make that a cucumber sandwich shy of high tea.
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��I thought I might take Greg,” I said. It was a lie, pure and simple. Greg doesn’t give a fig about high society. Shrimp are what floats his boat.
C.J. may play with a partial deck, but she’s not stupid. Not by a long stretch. In fact, her IQ puts her up there in a league with Marilyn vos Savant. You know, that genius who has a column in Parade Magazine.
“Abby, it says here it’s a ladies’ tea. Greg’s not—I mean, he isn’t a cross-dresser, is he?”
I had to laugh. My studmuffin is six feet tall and has shoulders like a linebacker. While he looks good in a barbecuing apron, frilly frocks are not his forte.
“No, dear, Greg’s not into dresses.”
“So then who are you going to take?”
I sighed. “You, of course.”
C.J. squealed. “Ooh, Abby, you really mean it?”
“On one condition.”
“Anything, Abby!”
“The condition is you promise not to tell Mrs. Shadbark any of your Shelby stories.”
C.J. is a big-boned gal, almost five feet ten. She wears her emotions on her size fourteen sleeves. At the moment, she looked about to cry.
“What’s wrong with my Shelby stories?” Shelby, North Carolina, by the way, is where Jane Cox was born and raised. Although she lives in Charlotte now, Shelby is always on her mind.
“Because—well, you must admit, some of them are pretty farfetched.”
C.J. shook her head, the shoulder-length dishwater blond hair whipping across her face. I knew what was coming.
“But they’re not, Abby. They’re all true. You should go to Shelby sometime and see for yourself.”
“I’ve been to Shelby, dear. It isn’t remotely the way you describe it.”
“Have you been to Buckingham Palace?”
“Buckingham Palace is not in Shelby, dear.”
C.J. laughed. “Ooh, silly, I know that. But my Granny Ledbetter from Shelby has been to the palace. She was invited to tea.”
“You don’t say.”
“Ooh, but I do. Granny was in London then, you see, and she was able to get all the right stuff.”
“You mean like a fancy hat? One with oodles of silk flowers?”
“No, shoes. You see, it was summer, and all Granny had with her were her flip-flops. Anyway, Granny said the Queen was very nice. Asked her if she wanted milk or lemon in her tea. Because Granny didn’t want to offend Her Majesty by declining one or the other, she said both. Well, wouldn’t you know, the second the Queen squeezed lemon into Granny’s milk tea, it curdled. Turned thick and lumpy right there in the cup. Granny was grossed out, but not Her Majesty. She tasted the stuff, said it was good, and gave it her royal stamp of approval. And that’s how cottage cheese was invented. Only at first it was called palace cheese. The name got changed later on account of palace cheese sounded too expensive for the average citizen.”
“C.J.,” I said patiently. “I doubt if Queen Elizabeth II squeezes lemons. Besides, cottage cheese was invented long before she was born.”
“Ooh, it wasn’t her, Abby, it was Queen Victoria.”
I nodded. Some of C.J.’s stories make Granny Ledbetter out to be older than God. Within that context, it was possible the two women had met.
“C.J.—sweetie—this is the kind of story you have to promise not to tell Mrs. Amelia Shadbark.”
“But it wasn’t a Shelby story, Abby.”
“Nevertheless, you’ve got to promise me you won’t say anything, but ‘hello,’ ‘how are you,’ ‘yes please,’ ‘thank you,’ and ‘good-bye.’”
C.J.’s lower lip extended as if hydraulically operated. “What if she asks me questions those words don’t cover?”
“Then answer them, but keep your answers short and simple. I’m warning you, though. If you so much as mention Granny Ledbetter, or Shelby—or your cousin Alvin, for that matter—I will never invite you along with me again.”
C.J. was on the edge of her seat. “But if I promise to behave, you’ll take me along this time, right?”
“Yes.”
“Ooh, Abby, you’re the best!” C.J. threw her arms around me. She smelled of lemons and sour milk.
We cleaned up mighty well, if I do say so myself. C.J. had shed her uniform of jeans and a man’s T-shirt for a pale yellow linen suit and an ivory shell with a scalloped neckline. The hem of the linen skirt swept her ankles, in what Mama and I called “the Episcopal length,” due to its popularity among the women at church. C.J., who is about as coordinated as an orangutan on steroids, wisely chose to wear flats. They weren’t the most expensive shoes I’ve seen, but at least they were made of leather—brown leather—and there were no holes in the soles. Except for pearl stud earrings, she wore no jewelry. In short, my not-so-short friend looked smashing.
I’m sure I looked smashing as well in my periwinkle-blue, polyester-silk blend dress with the princess seams and square neckline. My hemline stopped just above my knees because, you see, I stand only four feet nine inches in my stocking feet. I have to be extremely careful about my choices, lest I look like a little girl playing dress-up. Or worse yet, like a little girl dressed to suit her age. Long skirts are definitely out, as is anything too fussy. Heels are a must.
“Ooh, Abby,” C.J. said when she’d had a good gander. “You can’t wear that.”
“And just why not?”
“It’s polyester.”
“It’s a polyester-silk blend.” I sniffed. “It’s forty-five percent silk—I checked—which is almost half, so it’s perfectly acceptable.”
“But it doesn’t wrinkle.”
“That’s a plus, dear.”
“Not with the rich, Abby. They love wrinkled clothes and chunky jewelry. Helps to detract from all the wrinkles they get lying about in the sun.”
“Now you’re just being ridiculous.”
“Nuh-unh. They especially love linen. The ‘Linen Ladies,’ that’s what Granny calls them.” She flinched when she realized she’d uttered the G word.
“Well, that’s too bad. I can’t stand the wrinkles.”
C.J. clucked. “Don’t blame me, Abby, if you’re not accepted into society.”
“I won’t.”
I whisked her out the door before she had time to notice that the left leg of my pantyhose had a run just below the knee.
Because it was summertime and the living was easy, we decided to walk to tea. It was only three blocks, after all, and as long as we did the Charleston walk—maintained a moderate pace and kept to the shade—we would arrive none the worse for wear. That was the plan. However, by the time we reached the Shadbark mansion, C.J.’s outfit was so wrinkled she looked like she was wearing a pair of Chinese shar-pei dogs, instead of a suit. Wisely, I said nothing.
The massive Shadbark residence, like many Charleston buildings, was set up almost against the sidewalk. A set of double wrought iron stairs flanked the front, converging on a small front landing. Tradition has it that in more modest times, men used the left stair, women the right. The intent was to preserve the modesty of the ladies, whose ankles would surely be exposed by the act of hoisting their hoop skirts high enough to allow them to climb. Ah, the scandal!
By mutual agreement, C.J. took the gentlemen’s stairs, and I took the ladies’, but it was she who won the paper, scissors, rock game and got to ring the bell.
The heavy oak door opened almost immediately. I had expected a butler, but was not disappointed when I saw the uniformed maid.
“Yeth?” It was more of a demand on her part than a question.
I smiled graciously. “We’re here to have tea with Mrs. Shadbark.” I accidentally pronounced the D.
“Zat’s Shay-bark!” she barked. The maid turned to C.J. “Und you musht be Mrs. Vashburn.”
C.J. beamed. “Ooh, I’ve always wanted to marry a stud like Greg. But Granny says I’ve got to save myself for Cousin Alvin—”
I may have tiny feet, but my shoes are pointed. C.J. yelped like a whelp.
“I’m Abigail Wiggins
Timberlake Washburn,” I said evenly. “I actually prefer Timberlake for professional reasons.”
The maid was an amazon of a woman, even larger than C.J. Dark-eyed and deeply tanned, her looks belied her strange, but vaguely Teutonic accent. Her sun-streaked blond hair looked like it hadn’t seen a comb in decades. A vertical scar, the size and shape of a sardine, dissected her left cheek.
“Zee closhe,” she muttered in disgust. “Polyeshter.”
“Forty-five percent silk,” I wailed. “May we come in?”
“Yah.” She didn’t step aside, merely turned so that poor C.J. had to squeeze past an enormous bosom. There are advantages to being small, and I managed to slipped through underneath.
But once we were inside, Brunhilde, as I thought of her, took the lead. “Zeeth vay. Und no touching zee shtuff.”
Our mouths hung open as Brunhilde led us through rooms that smelled like lemon Pledge and lavender. Sideboards, servers, and settees, not a piece was younger than this country. I had to will my eyes to remain in their sockets.
“Ooh, Abby,” C.J. moaned, “I think we’ve died and gone to heaven.”
“I’m inclined to agree. If she serves us anything chocolate, then we’ll know it’s true.”
“Vait here!” We’d reached a set of closed doors, which Brunhilde opened just wide enough to admit her bulky body, and then closed hard behind her. I could feel the vibration through my feet.
We were in a wide, dimly lit hallway, and it took a few seconds for our eyes to adjust. Because C.J. is younger, hers adjusted first.
“Ooh, Abby!” she squealed. “Do you see what I see?”
