by Logan Chance
She wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me. “Be careful, I hurt my hand punching your brother,” she said.
“Wait, what? You punched him? I wanted to be the one to do that.”
“Yeah he squealed like a little girl.”
That I could definitely believe. She was my dream come true.
My arms grabbed at her waist as I kissed her hard. It felt fucking good to have her back in my arms.
She belonged with me, and I’d never waste another moment being apart from her. All that floated through my mind was the taste of her. Her soft skin. Her smile. Her freckles. Things I would never give up.
When the kiss broke, I pulled away from her, gazing into her copper eyes. “I’m so sorry,” we both said at the same time.
I held my fingers to her lips. “You have no reason to be. I was an idiot and I’m so sorry.”
“No, I should have told you sooner about Lucy.”
“No, I was an asshole. A self-pitying fool and I don’t deserve you, Penny. But, I’m willing to make it up to you.”
Her eyes twinkled as her smile turned up in a mischievous way. “What ways do you have in mind?”
“Let me spend the rest of my life showing you.” I looked down at her outfit. “What's with the get up?”
She smiled, trailing a finger down my chest. “Well, I thought we could explore your Star Wars fantasies.” Perfect. This woman was perfect. How in the fuck I lucked out by getting her, I would never know. She stepped back and did a slow turn. “I'm not wearing panties under this.” Her eyes glinted mischievously. “You like?” she asked, trailing her fingertips along the thin gold bands on her bare hips.
I yanked her to me again with the chain. “I fucking love.”
I kissed her again as the whole room faded in the background.
The End
EPILOGUE
PENNY
After the initial rush of dealing with my father and the inheritance, things began to settle. I’d never been happier having Theo by my side. The Lopa boomed with business and had finally became one of Miami’s coolest hotspots.
Dex on the other hand had a world of karma beating him over his burly body. We ended up pressing charges of his attack on Theo, and then after that his whole world crumbled. He was immediately removed from the country club he loved so much and served a small sentence. Xavier lost his license to practice law.
June was shocked to learn about her son’s behavior and apologized over and over to Theo for everything. She still hung to the ideal Dex could be reformed, but I wasn’t holding my breath.
Life with Theo and Lucy was what I focused on. He finally let me see his lists, and I fell in love with him even more after reading each list over and over.
My favorite list was one I carried around with me in my wallet. It was the perfect ending to our story, well almost.
He’d planned a secret trip which took us North on ninety-five. As he drove, I pulled out the list and read over it a few more times.
Things I’m thankful for
Lopa
Bar, cars, and walls
Turtles
Freckles
Slave Leia outfit
Silver wigs
Lifeguard stations
My Boss
When we stepped out of the car, I smiled up to the man I loved more than anything.
Sure, we had a rocky start, but now we were on the same page and nothing would change that, ever. “Penny, this way.” He led me out onto the beach as the sun rose over the horizon. After we held onto each other while the waves crashed he whispered in my ear, “What do you think of this location?”
I spun around to gaze at him. “For what?”
“Your turtle sanctuary.”
My heart seized as he stared at me. He drew closer and planted his lips on mine. I couldn’t believe my own eyes when he led me to a small facility.
“This is the future site of your very own sanctuary, Penny.”
It was perfect and not far from Lopa.
“I love it. I love you.” As I went to kiss him, he pulled back.
“I have just one more place to take you.”
I smiled as he led me back to the car. Another quick trip up the coast and Theo smiled to me and brought my hand to his lips, kissing my fingers.
“Where are we going?”
“Ft. Lauderdale.”
“And why are we going there?” I laughed.
“You’ll see.”
A few more minutes passed by until Theo pulled into the convention center, and the place was packed.
“What’s going on here?” I asked with wide eyes.
“Come on.”
He led me to the entrance and supplied two tickets from his pocket. The place buzzed with an insane energy.
People all over were dressed in costumes, and I smiled as I recognized a few of the comic book characters. Superman, Batman, and Spiderman to name a few.
He led me to a seated area in front of a small makeshift stage and sat me down. “Wait here, I’ll be back soon.” He kissed the top of my head and walked away.
I sat for a few moments before an announcer said the show was about to start. I glanced around trying to find Theo, but he was nowhere to be found.
The lights faded and the curtains opened. A bunch of stormtroopers from the movie Star Wars marched onstage.
Looking around again for Theo, I turned my attention back to the show. After a few minutes, a few more characters graced the stage. The action-packed show kept my attention as I laughed and smiled along with it. There were lightsaber battles, and I felt bad Theo was missing everything.
The whole show lead to one final moment, and near the end Darth Vader walked out onstage with his big, black mask and long, black cape.
He performed a light saber battle with a jedi, and I cheered as the jedi almost won.
“Come to the light side, Darth,” the jedi said.
“Never,” the distorted voice of Darth said.
“Is there anything that could ever change your mind?” the jedi said.
Darth took off his helmet, and I damn near flipped out of my seat when I saw Theo behind it. My heart beat frantically trying to escape my chest as I waited for his answer.
“There’s only one person who could ever drag me back from the dark side. She’s the love of my life. My one true silver goddess.” His eyes searched mine as he stepped closer. He motioned for me to join him onstage, and I shook my head.
“Penny, get up here,” he said with a stern yet playful tone.
The seats were packed and all the attention was on me. Somewhere in the crowd someone yelled for me to get up there and save the empire.
I laughed and rose from my seat. Walking to the stage, my heartbeat hammered in my ears. He held his hand out and helped me up.
“Penelope Marks, you’re the only woman I will ever love. The only woman I ever want to love.”
He got down on one knee, and my hand flew to my chest to calm my rapid heart. “Theo,” I whispered.
He grabbed my hand with his and laid his mouth over top. “Penny, please save me from the dark side and bring light to my life. Will you marry me?”
I took a quick peek to the audience as they sat still and silent. “Yes.”
The crowd erupted into cheers as Theo stood and swept me into his arms. His lips claimed mine as he kissed me with a passion far greater than any he had before. As he set me down, his eyes lit up and he leaned his forehead to mine. “I love kissing you, and I can’t wait to do it forever.”
I winked at him and smiled. “Well, you keep using the force with each kiss, and I’ll always let you.”
He slid a ring on my finger. When I stared at it, my eyes welled up. On my finger sat a diamond in the shape of a turtle’s shell. It shined even without the light and I gazed up to Theo. “You’ve always been the man of my dreams, and the Lord of my O’s.”
“And you’ll always be my Penny, the boss.”
THE END
Penny here, Shh, don’t tell Theo. But, I found some of his lists he had written about me and decided to share with you.
Things Penny Loves
Turtles
Coconut shramp
Sex on the beach
Lucy
Me
Cute things Penny does
Scrunches her cute freckled nose when she’s mad
Kicks her shoes off the moment she enters the house
Snuggles up to me after we make love
Sings songs in the shower
Why Penny is not a good cook
She continually drops finished meals on the floor
She burns toast
She gets too busy and loses focus
She always gets injured
The kitchen may seriously be out to get her
Reasons Why I married Penny
She’s a great person
Her love for Lucy is beautiful
I can’t imagine my life without her
She’s gorgeous on the beach in white
I love her
Thank you for reading The Boss Duet, don’t close the book just yet. Up next are tons of BONUS MATERIAL. Enjoy.
Thanks for reading The Boss Duet
by Logan Chance.
I’m grateful for the Indie Author Community and all their help in spreading the word about my books.
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BEARDED GOAT
COCKTAIL MENU
Cosmopolitan-
3.25 oz of Tito’s Vodka, ½ oz of Triple Sec, and cranberry. Shake Vigorously. Serve up in chilled glass. Garnish with a lime.
Manhattan-
2 oz of Rye or whiskey, ¾ oz sweet vermouth, a dash of bitters garnished with a cherry. Serve up in chilled glass or on the rocks.
Malibu and Pineapple-
A generous pour of Malibu Rum, add Pineapple Juice. Served on the rocks.
Blow Job Shot-
Pour ½ oz Baileys, ½ oz Amaretto, and ½ oz Kahlua into a shot glass. Top with whipped cream. Remember use no hands when swallowing it down.
Miami Vice-
A Blender is required. This drink combines a Strawberry Daiquiri and a Pina Colada. ½ of each drink in one glass. Recipes Below.
Pina Colada-
A Blender is Required. Malibu Rum and Pina Colada Mix into a blender with plenty of Ice. Mix on High. Pour and enjoy.
Strawberry Daiquiri-
A Blender is required. Lots of Rum and Strawberry Daiquiri Mix into a Blender. Mix on High. Pour and Enjoy.
Play List For Like A Boss
Jimmy Buffet’s “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
Kodaline “All I Want.”
Andrew Belle “In My Veins.”
Santana “Black Magic Woman.”
Seafret “Oceans”
Keaton Henson “Small Hands”
BAR SONGS
“Piano Man” by Billy Joel
“Hotel California” by The Eagles
“Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey
“Come Sail Away” by Styx
Follow my complete playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/sunshinekiddo/playlist/4zLXVwjZrpHmpY3Bz8gu59
If you follow along with Logan Chance, then you know what’s coming next. He has two lists which have taken him a long time to compile.
Here’s a list of other words for the male penis.
Adolph
Albino Cave Dweller
baby-arm
baby-maker, baloney pony
beaver basher, beef whistle
bell on a pole, bishop
Bob Dole, boomstick
braciole, bratwurst
burrito, candle, choad
chopper, chub, chubby
cock, cranny axe, cum gun
custard launcher, dagger
deep-V diver
dick, dickie
ding dong mcdork
dink, dipstick
disco stick, dog head
dong, donger, dork
dragon, drum stick, dude piston
Easy Rider
Eggroll, Excalibur, fang
ferret, fire hose, flesh flute
flesh tower, Frodo, fuck rod
fudge sickle
fun stick, gigi, groin
heat-seeking moisture missile
hog, hose, jackhammer
Jimmy
John
John Thomas
Johnson
Joystick, junk, kickstand
king Sebastian, knob
lap rocket
leaky hose, lingam, little Bob
little Elvis, lizard
Longfellow, love muscle, love rod
love stick, luigi, manhood
mayo shooting hotdog gun, meat constrictor
meat injection, meat popsicle, meat stick
meat thermometer, member
meter long king kong dong
microphone, middle stump
Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
Mr. Knish
mushroom head
mutton, netherrod
old boy, old fellow, old man
one-eyed monster
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed wonder weasel
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker, Pedro, peepee
Percy, Peter, Pied Piper
Pig skin bus, pink oboe, piss weasle
piston, plug, pnor
poinswatter, popeye, pork sword
prick, private eye, private part
purple-headed yogurt flinger
purple-helmeted warrior of love
quiver bone
Ramburglar
Rod, rod of pleasure, roundhead
sausage, schlong
schlong dongadoodle, schmeckel
schmuck, shmuck
schnitzel, schwanz, schwartz
sebastianic sword, shaft, short arm
single barrelled pump action bollock yogurt shotgun
skin flute, soldier
spawn hammer
steamin’ semen truck, stick shift
surfboard, Tallywhacker
Tan Bannana, tassle
third leg, thumper, thunderbird 3
thundersword, tinker
todger, tonk, tool
trouser snake, tubesteak
twig (& berries), twinkie
vein, wand, wang
wang doodle, wanger
wee wee, whoopie stick
wick, wiener, Wiener Schnitzel
willy, wing dang doodle,
winkie, yingyang, yogurt gun
Here’s the Vagina List
Please don’t hate me. Ha. (some have been removed)
1. 2. 3. Bearded Clam 4. Vagina 5. Soft Shelled Tuna Taco 6. Camel Toe 7. Slit 8. pit 9. Cum Dumpster 10. Fuzzy Taco 11. Air Pipe 12. 13. Beaver 14. Tuna Town 15. Punani 16. Puntang 17. ECD 18. Sweaty Love Box 19. Coochie 20. Stabin' Cabin 21. Muff 22. Peach 23. Snake Pit 24. Holster 25. Snatch 26. Chonch 27. Pinoché 28. Hatchet Wound 29. Stinky Pink 30. Moose Knuckle 31. Small Aquatic Animal 32. Fetus Factory 33. Pudunda 34. Arm Sleeves 35. Finger Warmer 36. Bottle Holder 37. Anal Alternative 38. Susan 39. Land Down Under 40. Joy Trail 41. Tunnel of Love 42. Crotch Sink 43. Sex 44. Nappy Dugout 45. Fur Pipe 46. Flitter 47. Dinner 48. Meat Tunnel 49. Hole 50. Gash (Bleeding) 51. Roast Beef 52. Penis Coffin 53. Flower Bud 54. Pin Cushion 55. Velvet-Lined Meat Wallet 56. Cooter 57. Fur Burger 58. Fuzzy Credit Card 59. Pee-Pee 60. Miss Flappy 61. Mr. Happy's Flappy Garage 62. Texas Tunnel 63. Front Butt 64. Penis Fly Trap 65. Red Snapper 66. Trouser Trout 67. Panty Perch 68. Box 69. Money Maker 70. Sideways Smile 71. Hair Pie 72. Abyss 73. Black Hole 74. Skirt Scampi 75. Beef Curtains 76. Funnel 77. Cherry Pie 78. Cherry 79. Penis Warmer 80. Microwave 81. Womanhood 82. Mace 83. Fat Fold 84. Split Tail 85. Female Genitalia 86. Jiz Creek 87. One E One Horned Flying Purple Penis
Eater 88. One E Monster's Cave 89. Sheath 90. Plump Pink Penis Cushion 91. Hot Pocket 92. Cum Muffler 93. Weiner Wagon 94. Weiner Getter Wetter 95. Pink Void (get it?) 96. Pink Penis Caddie 97. Cum Sponge 98. Cum Catcher 99. Mound 100. Moist Monkey Mauler 101. Devil's Ditch 102. Pike Purse 103. Quarry 104. Carp Carnival 105. Fish Farm 106. Skinner 107. Hole 108. Slime Well 109. Humpadelic Hymen 110. Can 111. Tampon Tamer 112. Daddy's Dead End 113. Pink Room 114. Penis Receptacle 115. Oval Office 116. Flapper 117. TLU 118. Lasagna Lips 119. Bean 120. Hallway 121. Panty Puppet 122. Tuna Melt 123. Penis Garage 124. Ball Backboard 125. Porch 126. Yeast Factory 127. Yeast Infection Connection 128. Chatterbox 129. Box-on-the-Jack 130. Limpy's Hump Palace 131. Pinochtitlán 132. Meatball Sub Tub 133. Tub 134. Fertilization Plantation 135. Park & Ride 136. Slip & SLide 137. Love Muffin 138. Hawaiian Hairball 139. ilocks and the Three Hairs. 140. zilla 141. Cubby Hole 142. Semen Locker 143. Apron 144. Bone Collector 145. Grassy Knoll 146. Fancy 147. The Mouth 148. One E Al's Beef Corral 149. Duck Billed Fatapuss 150. Rubber Rimmed Romper Room 151. Masturbation Contingency Plan 152. Tar Pit 153. Sock 154. Pelvis Furby 155. Sperm Jacuzzi 156. Horny Harry's Hobby Hole 157. Knuckles 158. Ho Chi Minh Trail 159. Yellow Prick Road 160. Great Red Ravine 161. Holiest of Holies 162. Penis Piñata 163. The Other White Meat 164. Baby Vending Machine 165. Toothless Grin 166. One Eye's Wonder Hole 167. Purple Headed Party Shack 168. Penis Parking Lot 169. Pimp's Paycheck 170. Glory Hole 171. Uteran Hatch 172. Watertight Door 173. Horny Halo 174. Gonorrhea Gainer 175. Tinkle Bird 176. Chlamydia Canal 177. Right Of Passage 178. Long Wanger Hanger 179. Pretty Little Penis Purse 180. Snuffleufapuss 181. Trophey Recepticle 182. Main Vein Drain 181. Pink Penis Pooker 182. Purple Headed Pit Stop 183. Spunk Bucket 184. Organ Formally Known as 185. Port of Entry 186. Errection Correction Trench 187. ECF 188. Clit Crate 189. Royal Envelope 190. Eager Mating Canal 191. Lunch Box 192. Inni 193. Velvet Underground 194. Big Berthat 195. Cooze 196. Quim 197. Extremely Durable Penis Orifice 198. Fun Bag 199. Lovin' Oven 200. Penis Slide 201. Pride Land 202. Crank Case 203. Douche Caboose 204. Sausage Delivery Orifice 205. Clam Flavored Pothole 206. Nut Cam 207. Mama Joe 208. Next to the Butt Nut Hut 209. Pot Pie 210. Fuzzy Grape 211. Buried Treasure 212. Shrimp Bed 213. Cozy 214. Warm Apple Pie 215. Honey Pot 216. Bloomin' Onion 217. The Q 218. Pee-Wee Grinder 219. Bloody Mary 220. Furry Flounder 221. Bald Eagle 222. Chang-Chang 223. Whisker Bisket 224. Muscle 225. Rabbit Hole 226. Snoop Nappy Snatch 227. Hairy Dime Slot 228. Skanky Hood 229. Landing Strip 230. Shaft Alley 231. Cunny 232. Kiki 233. Church Box 234. Sperm Bank 235. Meat Drapes 236. Misty Crevice 237. Knuckle 238. Snake Ranch
