“It’s a fuckin’ graveyard,” Kale said.
We stepped over mashed corpses and pulverized stone alike. Tops were detached from bottoms, legs from hips, heads from necks. Chalky bones jutted out of mangled flesh. Red syrup, like the filling of a sweet cake, had swallowed the white of the snow. It stuck to the soles of our boots and smelt heavily of copper.
“Go, go,” I urged them on. Conjurer and city guard reinforcements were flowing from the center of the city into the field. Around the side walls still standing came a swarm of northerners who I had a feeling were not on our side.
“Kale,” I said, “wait. Lend me a hand.”
A wooden ladder lay in the snow, still intact. It was obnoxiously large but curiously light. Kale and I carried it to the other Rots, who stood by the forge.
“Seems quiet here,” Rory said.
I craned my neck around the corner, to get a better look at the balcony. It was empty. “People don’t tend to gather around forges. They’re all probably holed up inside the keep, which we need to get to. Figure all the doors to be barricaded, and behind the barricades we’re probably going to find more than our fair share of guards.” I kicked the ladder gently. “Luckily for us, we’ve got this giant fucking thing. Balcony door probably won’t be barricaded.”
“Trick is getting there,” one of the Rots said.
Light as ever on my feet, I inched toward one of the snow-cleared paths that eventually ran perpendicular with the keep and intersected the market square.
If I had some gold jingling in my pocket, I’d bet it all on coming upon a couple cavalry or a platoon of city guardsmen. But I reached the path without confrontation. They must’ve been gathered near the market square, ready to spill out in the form of more reinforcements if called upon.
I continued down the path, listening intently for the unmistakable sound of a snorting horse or crunching snow.
Nothing.
A few more steps. Still nothing. No voices, no shadows flicking across the ground.
A few more steps and I stood at the edge of the market square, directly in front of the fountain and the steps leading up to the double-leaf doors of the keep.
The belly of Edenvaile growled hungrily as a furious wind slapped my cheeks. I returned quickly to the forge.
“Well,” I said, “everyone’s gone.”
Kale motioned toward the field. “I’d say everyone’s fightin’.”
With the mishmash of clashing swords and the blurs of horsehair blending together, you couldn’t tell friend from foe, not from where we were. But if what we’d seen exit Edenvaile, both from inside the city and its rear, were all the reinforcements this kingdom had… they were outnumbered three to one by Dercy’s remaining men and Patrick Verdan.
Even if Vileoux Verdan and Amielle and the others were very poor at math, they understood this would not bode well for them. That was why they’d retreated into the keep: one last stand. Or in the case of Amielle and Sybil, more time to craft a little surprise.
I snatched the ball-peen hammer from the forge and smacked it off the anvil. “Listen up. Your primary targets are Amielle and Sybil. Vileoux and Chachant are your secondary targets, Edmund Tath your third. Any conjurer you come across will have a jagged C stitched upon their chest. Kill them.”
“Wots ’bouts thems lads and girls?” Iggy said.
I looked at his rotund face and repeated what he said, which was something I had to do every time he spoke. Not only did his accent add esses to nearly every word, but the bastard never made sense. Good with a sword, though.
“What?”
“Thems lads and girls that lives here. Young’uns.”
“Doubt you’ll encounter them near the royal quarters, which is where we’re going. They’re probably stuffed in a basement. If you do see them, leave them be.”
A Rot named Slenna unsheathed a dagger and hugged the blade with her hand. Blood trickled down her wrist and sunk into the snow. She wiped the crimson liquid on her face like it was makeup.
“Makes me look fiercer,” she said, winking.
“Let’s move,” I said, “before the rest of you get it in your mind to start dismembering yourselves.”
Kale and I lugged the ladder along, him on one end and me forty feet away on the other. It was awkward to hold, awkward to carry and awkward to turn. We smacked the legs off a tavern roof at one point, which woke up an angry mound of snow sitting atop, causing it to fall on our heads and down our backs.
We danced the rest of the way to the keep, attempting to persuade the icy powder to evacuate. It instead fell in my pants. A whore whose kinks outnumbered the leaves on a tree once told me it felt good to put ice between your cheeks, right up against the opening there. I was drunk, so I let her do it to me. It didn’t feel good then, and it certainly didn’t feel good now.
Uncomfortable sensations aside, we made it the keep safely. I tilted the ladder up, resting it against the balcony, and punched the legs solidly into the snow.
“Don’t worry if you fall,” I said. “You won’t die. Trust me, I know.”
I climbed up first, and the Rots followed one by one. About half of us were on the balcony when the quietest assassin in the world, as I termed him, uncharacteristically stammered.
“What… the piss is that, Shepherd?”
I was looking down the ladder when he said my name, steadying it for Slenna. I glanced up. Then squinted. Then my jaw fall away from my mouth.
As in life, war is full of ebbs and flows. You only stay on top until the wave crests, and it always crests. Although we were winning this battle, I expected something to interrupt our momentum. It’s just that I anticipated it coming from the minds of Amielle and Sybil, and not through the sky behind us.
A molten glow broiled the clouds, transforming the sky into a sullen furnace. If there was an end to the world, where brimstone would sail through the sky like migrating birds and everyone had approximately six seconds to live, this was what it would look like.
At the forefront of the cataclysm were, one could suggest, phoenixes. But these monstrosities were to phoenixes as a sapling is to the tallest pine in a forest. They were massive, hulking distortions of birds whose wings must have spanned a hundred feet. When they flapped, the air hissed away in fear.
Within their talons the size of a small man, they held swollen cocoons encased in flames.
They lumbered along, not at all like the agile phoenixes I’d known. They lethargically aimed their beaks toward the ground. Lower and lower they descended, before suddenly dropping their cocoons.
The sacks of fire splattered on the ground. Hundreds of conjurer soldiers burst out, wielding swords and mauls and maces. Soon there were more — several magnitudes more — and the clumsy transports that delivered them bumbled away, high into the air.
The reinforcements took our new allied northerners by surprise. I couldn’t wait around to see the aftermath, though. I had a job to do.
A rustling drew my attention back to the city of Edenvaile. Two mounted royal guardsmen, clad in plate, stormed toward my Rots on the ground.
“Iggy!” I hollered. “Cut ’em down!”
It was too late. Iggy took a blade edge across the back of his neck.
The quietest assassin in the world, Moor, tried jumping out of the way. But horses are quick, and the swords of royal guardsmen are quicker.
Two of my Rots were down, and four more were being chased. One of the guardsman circled back around and kicked over the ladder, trapping them down there.
Rimeria and a few of the others who were up top with me drew their bows. I lifted a pacifying hand to stop them. “Don’t waste your arrows, you can’t shoot through plate. Come on, we have a job to do.”
I opened my mouth and filled my lungs with the vitriolic air of the North, holding the breath as I walked to the balcony door. Deep breath in, calm breath out. Deep, calm. Easy does it. You learn early on as an assassin that breathing is vital to your career. It steadies your ha
nds, eases the nightmares that wake you, prepares you for another day of killing. Most of the time it works.
Sometimes it doesn’t.
I wiggled the brass handle of the door. It didn’t budge.
“If I want inside your keep,” I said, licking my lips, drawing back and hauling off with a tremendous kick to the frame, “I’ll get inside your bloody keep.”
Another kick, more ferocious than the first. And another. The sudden jolt of my foot crashing against the wood pulsed up my entire leg, to my hip. Hurt like hell, and I didn’t give a damn. I kicked again and again and again. Finally, the frame splintered, something cracked, and I shoved that fucking door right off its hinges. I punched through the twisted fragments of wood still in my way, withdrew my ebon blade and stepped into the hallway.
Fifteen of my Rots followed. Down six from when we started.
“Only one way to get to the royal quarters,” I said. “Through this hallway, make a few right turns, and the stairs are right there. If we get separated, always stick together, in teams of two. Royal guards are tough bastards with their fancy plate, unless you’re dressed as their commander.”
I continued through the hallway for a few paces, then stopped. “If any of you find Chachant, Sybil, Vileoux or Amielle without me… I want you to kill them slowly. Make them suffer. Make them hurt. Understood?”
No one nodded, but they all understood. We weren’t torturers; we were clean-cut assassins. You go in for the kill and leave just as quickly, no time to stick around and cut out tongues or eyeballs. No reason for it, usually. But when our brethren are cut down… well, we can make time for that sort of thing.
I sifted through the darkness of the hallway, hand along the cold stone wall. It became mustier and danker the deeper I tunneled, and it felt much colder than it had when I walked this hallway during the wedding. Emptier, too, and not so much in the absence of chatty voices and festive wedding colors, but a detached emptiness… something neither here nor there, not quite connected to the fabric of reality.
The hallway stretched on, seemingly forever. Had I missed a turn?
I stopped and listened intently. No sound of parading boots behind me. No noise at all, in fact, except the disturbing huff of my own breath.
My fingers unconsciously coiled tighter around the hilt of my sword as I shifted slowly around.
A black smog blinded me.
“Kale?” I called out. “Slenna?”
No answer.
“So this is your little trick?” I said aloud. “I can stay here all day, Amielle. All night, Sybil, whichever one of you is behind this. At some point, you’ll tire. Or your keep will be stormed and your throat slashed.”
A peculiar sound droned far away. Tink-tank. Tink-tank.
There are not a lot of things that tink-tank in this world. Tink? Sure. An arrow will tink off a breastplate. And a drop of water splashing into the bottom of a chalice may tink. But those are singular sounds. This was a melody. A predictable and consistent harmony.
Tink-tank. Tink-tank. It became louder.
Heavier.
It was crashing now, like cymbals at a climax. There was a theme as it drew closer. Tink-scrape-tank. Tink-scrape-tank.
I drew my finger across the wall. There was a small space of flat stone, then an indent of mortar. And again, a small space of flat stone, then an indent of mortar.
I pushed the tip of my sword against the wall and traced an identical line.
This was what I heard: Tink-scrape-tank. Tink-scrape tank.
Chapter 28
A warm glow chasing away the void is supposed to be comforting, but the flecked orange tails that scoured hungrily down the walls did not comfort me. Maybe it was because of the sound that followed those feathered tails. Or maybe it was because I had the perspicacity to notice it wasn’t so much that the darkness departed as that the light was unsheathed. The blackness, the night, whatever had surrounded me — it gave the impression that it had complete control and it would return whenever it wanted.
As it allowed the room to bask in the burnished embers of a sunset, a shadowy figure sauntered down the hallway, his sword tinking and scraping and tanking along the wall.
His shape reminded me of someone. He was tall and unwieldy, arms flinging uncontrollably as he walked, much like a foal who stumbled and bumbled around with the gracelessness of stilt legs.
“Led me to death,” he said, “but not a grave.”
“Rivon?”
He smiled, but it wasn’t a smile that Rivon Eyrie would flash. It was a cadaverous smile — one unbound by the tightness of flesh and lips. Just a mouthful of teeth and a jaw of pale bone.
“Oh, fuck you,” I spat. “You’re not real.”
He stopped and cocked his head. “Not real? What makes a man real?”
“A beating heart, for starters.”
He put his hand to his chest. Skin unraveled from his fingers, drooping over his knuckles. “There’s something in there.” He pulled his hand away, and the flaps of skin flopped back over his skeletal appendages loosely and crookedly.
“All I wanted,” he said, “was to take good care of my roosters, get good eggs from the hens, enjoy their morning calls. Get far away from the life the Rot gave me. The nightmares followed me, y’know? Never could outrun them. Woke up in a cold sweat every night, swore the eyes of my victims were peering at me through my door… voices were in my hut. I told you the life wasn’t for me. I told you I was done killing. Then you show up and you take me away from the life I loved. You take me on your warpath, and then you don’t even have the decency to let me die in peace.”
He drummed his cadaverous knuckles on the flat side of his sword and approached me.
“That’s not how it was,” I said. “Believe whatever lies you want, Rivon, but you won’t make me believe them. Saving my head in Erior was a choice, one I appreciate. Joining me was a choice, another that I appreciate. But I never made you do either.”
He came to a stop a few feet in front of me. He raised his sword vertically, till it was flush with his fleshless face. “All I want is an eye for an eye. There are no more nightmares to worry about now, because sleep is not something that I know any longer.”
“Ghosts cannot kill me,” I said. In her bid to recreate my friend, Amielle — or Sybil — had stripped all humanity from Rivon. Even his festive style of tripping over his words had been sucked right from his voice.
He laughed sardonically. “A ghost? I wish that’s what I was. No, I’m still chained by the physical realm. I wonder… will you die in peace, or will you suffer my fate?”
He lunged forward, cutting his sword horizontally across the air. I met it halfway, erupting a vicious clang down the inescapable hall. We held position for a moment, until I slipped a free hand away from the hilt and punched Rivon square in his nose.
We both reeled back, him clutching his face, me clutching my knuckles.
“Fuck!” I said.
“Fuck!” he said.
Who knew a dead man could feel pain? At least I had that on my side. I took grip of my sword again and waited for the fallen Rot to lash out. But he didn’t. With the patience of someone who had an entire lifetime to wait, he tiptoed around the hall, sidestepping like a crab to one wall and the other. It was a good plan to keep the blood flowing. Mm. Poor choice of words there, perhaps.
“Suppose you’re real,” I said, matching his dancing feet. “Who brought you back from the dead?”
His tongue orbited the empty space where his lips should have been. “Who raises a carrot from a seedling to a fully grown vegetable?”
“Probably a farmer.”
“Think the carrot knows that?”
He faux-charged me, grinned and then dashed with purpose. I side-stepped his blow, and we traded sides.
“Rivon Eyrie, ever the philosophical man,” I mocked. “Come to the tavern at night to hear his deep thoughts, which include ‘If a rooster can see you, can it look into your soul?’ and the timel
ess comparison between growing food and rising from the dead.”
“Whoever brought me back,” Rivon said, “it’s greater than anything either of us can comprehend.”
I wagged my finger disapprovingly. “I don’t think so, old pal. Amielle is the one who did this, and I still don’t believe you’re real. She has a knack for creating nightmares that trap you. You’re just a vestage of my past. Good as dead in the real world.”
The balls of his shoulders rolled back, and he sprinted forward again, this time carving a wicked pattern through the air. He brought his blade up, down, across, diagonally, jabbed it, faked it, swung it quick and swung it hard. I parried each blow and kicked him the gut, driving him back again.
“Funny thing is,” I said, breathing laboriously now, “she recreated you damn near perfectly. The same flaws you had as a Rot have become even more obvious in your tenure as Braddock’s rooster bitch. You telegraph every move a half second too early, and your feet couldn’t outdance a clubfooted drunk. Tried teaching your old ass, but you never could learn.”
Holding my blade at guard, I took a step, and then another, moving fluidly across the floor. Rivon backed away, his boot scraping and dragging. All you heard from mine was the gentle tap of the toe kissing the wooden planks, effortlessly carrying me across the way much like foam hitches a ride across a river.
“I’ve taken down giants,” I said. “Cut off arms that were bigger than both of mine. Lopped off heads that weighed as much as a ripe pumpkin. Doesn’t matter your strength or your speed or your shit-eating grin. Technique and fluidity, Rivon — that’s all you need. And you’ve got neither. You were a good man. Funny, kept the Hole in order. We would’ve snipped you loose a long time ago if you weren’t.”
“I assassinated my fair share,” he asserted.
“You botched your fair share too. Anytime you took a job on your own, you returned with excuses as to why the job didn’t get done. Today, your excuses run out.”
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