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From London Far
First published in 1946
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About the Author
Michael Innes is the pseudonym of John Innes Mackintosh Stewart, who was born in Edinburgh in 1906. His father was Director of Education and as was fitting the young Stewart attended Edinburgh Academy before going up to Oriel, Oxford where he obtained a first class degree in English.
After a short interlude travelling with AJP Taylor in Austria, he embarked on an edition of Florio’s translation of Montaigne’s Essays and also took up a post teaching English at Leeds University.
By 1935 he was married, Professor of English at the University of Adelaide in Australia, and had completed his first detective novel, Death at the President’s Lodging. This was an immediate success and part of a long running series centred on his character Inspector Appleby. A second novel, Hamlet Revenge, soon followed and overall he managed over fifty under the Innes banner during his career.
After returning to the UK in 1946 he took up a post with Queen’s University, Belfast before finally settling as Tutor in English at Christ Church, Oxford. His writing continued and he published a series of novels under his own name, along with short stories and some major academic contributions, including a major section on modern writers for the Oxford History of English Literature.
Whilst not wanting to leave his beloved Oxford permanently, he managed to fit in to his busy schedule a visiting Professorship at the University of Washington and was also honoured by other Universities in the UK.
His wife Margaret, whom he had met and married whilst at Leeds in 1932, had practised medicine in Australia and later in Oxford, died in 1979. They had five children, one of whom (Angus) is also a writer. Stewart himself died in November 1994 in a nursing home in Surrey.
Author’s Note
Resolved at length, from vice and London far,
To breathe in distant fields a purer air…
London, A Poem
Part One
THE HORTON VENUS
I
Meredith, had he ever discussed the affair afterwards, would have cited it as a singular instance of the operation of mere chance. That these precise words should have come to his lips just there and then was a freak of circumstance upon which all else turned; had they remained unspoken, the adventure would simply not have happened, numerous fates and fortunes would have been altogether different, and in time Mr Neff’s Collection might have come to outrival the Prado or the Louvre. There was matter for sober thought in this. And Meredith would murmur certain Greek verses to the effect that hard beside each other run the paths of night and day – meaning thereby that a man’s life is full of close shaves of which he is wholly unaware. The blade passes within a millimetre, but, because it is invisible, not a blink results.
If Meredith was reticent, Dr Higbed was communicative – and as his involvement had at one period been even more uncomfortable he was abundantly entitled to his say. That chance had in any significant sense entered into the inception of the affair his science constrained him to deny. He knew that when he himself whistled seemingly at random in his bath associations invariably substantial and frequently sinister unconsciously governed the choice of tune – so that after Coming through the Rye or Rule, Britannia! or Old Man River, for example, it was decent and expedient to avoid Mrs Higbed’s eye; whereas Spanish Ladies was a propitious prelude to such mild marital raptures as professional sexologists enjoy. Possessing this deeper insight into the springs of human action, Dr Higbed was not likely to admit that Meredith’s uttering the words he did was fortuitous. Here, he said, was but one little clank or rattle of the iron chain of Necessity, the endless running out of which into the abysm of Time constitutes the meaningless thunder men dignify with the name of History. But a greater point of interest lay in this: that the words uttered were in fact only an approximation to the words heard. What was said was odd enough, being the eccentric ejaculation of a discursively-minded professor. What was heard was so out of place that Meredith could by no possibility have uttered it – such impossibility being, of course, essential to the elementary safety of the system. And what had been forgotten by the contrivers of the system was a simple fact in psychology: that what we anxiously look for our eye will presently report with some confidence as seen, and what we are in earnest expectation of hearing our ear will sooner or later assert as uttered.
For all our waking lives – Dr Higbed, warming to his subject, would continue – we are hard at work imposing significance and form upon what comes to us as a mere phantasmagoria of sense; we cannot – and here Dr Higbed used one of those pleasing illustrations which had won him favour as a popular scientist – we cannot so much as squeeze closer to a pretty girl on a crowded bus without first constituting her both a girl and pretty through prodigies of creative exertion; likely enough, too, she is a plain Jill after all, since constantly we retort upon our senses with nudgings and wheedlings to give us what we want. And even – Dr Higbed would with increasing confidence pursue – to give us what we detest and fear, since so much of our unconscious life is a ceaseless striving after self-punishment. The neurotic sees as a lurid rash the tint and glow of healthy tissue. (Here Dr Higbed would stroll over to a mirror and view with some complacency his own radiant complexion.) The psychotic sees in the veins of hand and arm so many loathly worms burrowing to the bone. (Dr Higbed would bend back his palms and scan his wrists, assured of observing no signs of age in the blue lines which ran there.) Now, the fellow in Meredith’s tobacco shop was playing a dangerous game. Each time the thing happened it might mean a trap, with the gaff blown and the place surrounded. To this ending he would look forward with mingled fasc
ination and dread. And from any one of a hundred men in the day the significant words might fall. It was all-important that he should hear aright, but this – such is the tortuousness of the human mind – made it all the likelier that he would hear wrong. So that when Meredith, meditating on the poetry of Samuel Johnson…
Thus Meredith himself sparely, and Higbed with his practised fluency, on the genesis of the affair. Meredith’s fateful words had been hardly more than reverie; he had not so much as intended a perceptible ripple upon the pond of casual talk; the result, nevertheless, was a veritable tornado for several unsuspecting people some thousands of miles away. This one might well call chance. On the other hand, the words were of a piece with the man; one of the major interests of his life echoed in them, however idly; and he often came out with things quite as odd. Here Higbed doubtless had the rights of the matter. But what has finally to be noted is neither chance nor fixed association. Rather, it is a fact of character. The paths of night and day sweep close together – but at their nearest a step remains to be taken. There is always a moment of decision, and it is through some assertion of the will that we either stay cautiously put or move from the old world to a new. So with Richard Meredith, a scholar in his fiftieth year. Suddenly a strange path opened – opened at the distance of one vigorous stride. Literally, it was like that; and literally – as if for further drama – it came in the shape of an unsuspected chasm at his feet. Meredith stepped forward and down.
It had been a good day. All morning pale autumn sunshine had filtered sparely into the great library, and the slowly moving shafts of light, like so many dial’s hands, added their subtle emphasis to the sense – always faintly present in this book-lined silence – of time flowing massively over the labours of generations of men. The particles of dust that floated in the slanting beams had crept from the pages of manuscripts and books perhaps unopened since they lay in the hands of Housman, of Headlam, of Jowett – nay, conceivably of Porson or Bentley. Such thoughts as these Meredith was far from formulating – he was too busy for that – but the raw material of them brushed the fringes of his mind and contributed to the austere pleasure which workers in such places know. And when at lunch-time the farthest-creeping shaft of golden light touched his high forehead crowned with its untidy hair – hair darker by some degrees than it was to be after Fate had called him to more than one unexpected shore – Meredith stretched himself momentarily in the warmth. ‘O Juvenal lord,’ he murmured happily with Chaucer, ‘O Juvenal lord, true is thy sentence.’ And disregarding faint promptings towards the Express Dairy in which he was accustomed to eat a frugal meal, he bent lower over the ancient monastic catalogue on the desk. Excitement was mounting in him – excitement controlled by increasingly severe logical scrutiny as the possibilities of important discovery increased. Might this pointer conceivably lead to the actual recension by Nicaeus to which a subscription in the Leyden Manuscript refers? Was there a possibility of its being indirectly connected with the scholia of Epicarpius? In speculations such as these, recondite but blameless, the afternoon wore away. And at four o’clock, having marked certain tentative conclusions beyond which it would be ill-advised to advance without an interval for consideration, Meredith packed up – an operation which consisted chiefly in locking the Duke of Nesfield’s manuscript securely in his dispatch-case. For this valuable document, which he had now finished collating, he proposed himself to take down to Nesfield Court on the following day and return to Mr Collins, the Duke’s librarian.
It thus came about – a circumstance on the inwardness of which not even Dr Higbed could comment – that on this day of all days, when there was bearing down upon him perhaps the first thoroughly untoward incident of his life, Meredith was the custodian of some ten sheets of ancient parchment which were not only of the highest scholarly interest, but of very considerable monetary value as well. It was carrying this small fortune under his arm that he left the august seclusion of the inner library, passed through the great circular reading-room beyond, and presently found himself in the comparative brightness of a London October afternoon. A shower had fallen and heavy clouds were gathering; nevertheless, gleams of sunshine still caught the tops of the buses and reached down to the wet pavements at intersections; the smell of mouldering leaves, just perceptible through dust and petrol vapour, was like a faint echo of rural peace. Meredith remembered that on the morrow he would be travelling north, and reflected that if the weather cleared again the journey would be pleasant enough.
Resolved at length, from vice and London far,
To breathe in distant fields a purer air…
Juvenal once more – and as paraphrased by Dr Johnson he put the matter very nicely. Meredith crossed the street, dodging sundry lethal vehicles without being at all aware of them, and went in quest of some small shop that should provide a quiet cup of tea. After that he would walk by way of Shaftesbury Avenue and Piccadilly to the Athenaeum, and a couple of hours’ light reading – perhaps in recent numbers of the Journal of Classical Archaelogy – would take him on to dinner-time.
For who would leave, unbrib’d, Hibernia’s land,
Or change the rocks of Scotland for the Strand?
Well, Boswell would – and Johnson himself, for that matter, although he was here obliged to follow the Latin poet’s swinging denunciation of urban life:
Here malice, rapine, accident, conspire,
And now a rabble rages, now a fire…
There had been plenty of fire – void spaces round him as he walked witnessed to it – but not much in the way of rabble.
Here falling houses thunder on your head…
Yes, that decidedly. Meredith halted, peered into the first likely tea-shop, and descried with dismay two learned ladies of his acquaintance earnestly discoursing.
Here falling houses thunder on your head,
And here a female Atheist talks you dead.
Much pleased with this little joke, Meredith crossed the street again with another tea-shop in his eye. It was as he did so that he remembered being out of tobacco.
In all this Destiny was doubtless working – the object of Destiny being to bring Meredith into a certain unobtrusive Bloomsbury tobacco shop with Samuel Johnson’s verses still running in his head. Not really a good poem, Meredith reflected as he gained the farther pavement; you could never have guessed on the strength of it that he would write so great a thing as The Vanity of Human Wishes. For a moment his mind went off down the resounding corridors of the later composition. But as he turned in to make his purchase and saw that the shop was empty he was thinking again of London.
Their ambush here relentless ruffians lay…
Meredith became aware that the shopman was close beside him, stooped over a glass case in which he was arranging rows of petrol-lighters and cigarette-holders. A sullen fellow with a shifting glance, and a nervous tremor over one eyelid, Meredith remarked as he gave his order – and the man somewhat rudely delaying to finish his job, he fell into an abstraction once more. The full title was London, A Poem. And similarly with Johnson’s play; it was called Irene, A Tragedy. The age – in this how unlike the twentieth century! – had been fond of precise statement. Meredith looked round the commonplace little shop and noticed that it suggested nothing very brisk in the way of trade. Over sun-drenched houris in wispy bathing suits, entranced couples proposing tennis, firm but kindly-faced business men, dignified but mildly humorous clergy; over the larger-than-life pasteboard of all these devotees of nicotine, the London grime had settled and the London spiders had spun. But still the vicar clutched his glowing pipe, his other hand lovingly toying with the tobacco jar with the College arms. For ever warm and still to be enjoyed, thought Meredith, momentarily abandoning Dr Johnson for Keats. Matinée idols thrust forwards disproportionately large cigarette cases in frozen gestures: Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss. Meredith smiled benignly at the sullen shopkeeper. What men or go
ds are these? he wanted to say to him. What maidens loath? What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape? What pipes?… Meredith faintly chuckled at this, startling the man who had now leant over the counter to fish him out his two ounces of tobacco. An unknown brand – but, of course, one was lucky to get it. Nevertheless, Meredith looked at it suspiciously. Would it satisfy the massively discriminative business man, the approachable but public-school and Oxfordy vicar? Or was it of the kind –
That leaves a heart high sorrowful and cloy’d,
A burning forehead, and a parching tongue?
And Meredith was so startled at the appositeness of this final snatch from Keats’ Ode that he spoke aloud and at random. Moreover – and here was Fate’s final inconsequence, a riddle such as scarcely Dr Higbed himself might unravel – it was to Dr Johnson that he turned again as the obscure necessity for speech moved him. ‘London, a Poem,’ he articulated absently at the half-turned back of the tobacconist.
And the man stiffened, swung round, glanced apprehensively round the empty shop. ‘Rotterdam’s gone,’ he said in a low voice. And, stooping swiftly, he tugged at a ring in the floor. A trapdoor opened and revealed a flight of wooden steps dropping into darkness.
‘Quick!’ said the man.
Meredith paused a second – but it was to take hold of his tobacco. Then he stepped down. A light flicked on at his feet as he did so. And the trapdoor closed above his head.
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