by Jon Berkeley
“I’m going on strike,” said Cortado, “for better conditions.”
The doorman put down his paper and raised an eyebrow. “Strike?” he said. “Is it official?”
“Whatever,” said the Great Cortado, and he pushed the revolving door and spun himself out into the frosty night air.
His foggy breath was lit by the lamps that lined the gravel driveway, and the cold bit his upper lip. A snigger escaped him, and he clamped his mouth shut. Better nip that in the bud. Once he started it could get the better of him. He marched out through the gates and along the tree-lined street beyond, his head filled with a tumult of sounds and pictures, of cackling and howling and falling and spinning. Night and day this freak show went on inside his mind, and he walked a tightrope through the chaos, sometimes slipping off and losing himself for days. Now was not the time, he told himself, and he fixed his eyes on a spot ten feet ahead of him as he walked. One step at a time. Left, right, left, right, up, down and sideways. No skipping. Another laugh bubbled up and he forced it back down. “Concentrate,” he muttered. “You are the Great Cortado.”
“You were the Great Cortado,” said a voice at the back of his head. He spun around, but there was no one there. “Nobody here but us chickens,” he said. “I am the Great Cortado. Just a minor setback. Once I get back on my feet, then we’ll see who’s laughing.”
He marched on unsteadily into the night, the once Great Cortado, sudden giggles exploding from him like hiccups. As the cold air washed the hospital drugs from his system his old plans and schemes began to rise up through the madness, stranger than they had been before, darker and more crooked. An army of slaves. A city of bones. A military-industrial complex bristling with rockets and roaring with ire. He breathed deeply and allowed himself to laugh aloud. No matter what monstrosity he chose to build or how he trampled his way to power, there was one thing he knew for sure. At the gates of his empire there would be a tall straight pole, and on that pole would be the head of Selim, the boy who had brought down the Palace of Laughter. “Item one on my shopping list,” said the Great Cortado to the empty streets, “Selim’s head on a pole. Then we’ll see who’s laughing!”
The Circus Bolsillo came to Larde on a crisp February morning. From the moment the first wagons appeared over the brow of the hill it was clear that this was a circus without equal. A pair of elephants led the parade, painted and tasseled and each with a waistcoated monkey perched between her ears. They were followed by a gap-toothed man with slicked hair, juggling a dozen flaming clubs. A troupe of tumblers cartwheeled along the frosty road, their breaths tracing spirals of vapor that vanished at once in the winter sun, and behind them came a procession of wagons and trucks, painted in bright colors and each one more exotic than the last. They rode in on a wave of drums, whistles and gongs that could wake the dead, and the strange hoots and rumbles of animals from far-off jungles and distant deserts. The lead wagon was painted with the words THE INCOMPARABLE CIRCUS BOLSILLO in reds, blues and yellows, and in the large round Os were painted the grinning faces of three little clowns with pointed teeth.
A small girl and a coffee-skinned boy sat on the parapet of the stone bridge that led into Larde, oblivious to the cold and waiting eagerly for the circus to reach them. The boy’s name was Miles, and the girl was known as Little. Sitting side by side on the cold stone they might seem unremarkable enough, if you did not know that Little was over four hundred years old and had the outline of a pair of lost wings etched into the skin of her back, or that Miles had befriended a talking tiger and carried in his pocket a small stuffed bear that could dance like a drunken sailor.
The lead wagon drew closer, and Miles and Little could see the Bolsillo brothers themselves, Fabio, Umor and Gila, balanced on the roof like a small totem pole. As they rumbled across the bridge the totem pole made a triple bow. “How are you, Master Miles?” shouted Fabio over the racket of the circus band. “And the little lady, Lady Little?” called Umor, and Gila showed his pointy teeth in a broad smile.
“Fine, I suppose,” shouted Miles. “How’s the new circus shaping up?”
“Can’t complain,” called Fabio.
“Yes we can,” shouted Gila.
“But we won’t,” said Umor, his voice almost lost in the cacophony.
Miles and Little fell into step with the Bolsillo brothers’ wagon, which was drawn by two enormous cart horses with legs like fringed pillars, but were soon caught up in the dense crowd that had spilled onto the streets, and stopped where they were to watch the rest of the parade go by.
The Circus Bolsillo could not have been more different from its predecessor, the Circus Oscuro, which had crept into town in the dead of night not six months before. That sinister outfit was disbanded now, and its ringmaster had been locked away in a secure hospital, but from its remains the Bolsillo brothers had built a brand-new circus, as colorful and chaotic as the Circus Oscuro had been eerie and dark. They had brought in new performers to replace those who were missing or jailed, and as their fabulous procession rolled by, Miles could see just what a remarkable show they had created.
There were many more wagons, brightly painted with the names of exotic acts and sideshows: the Toki sisters from the Far Orient, Countess Fontainbleau and her Savage Lions, K2 the Strongman, Doctor Tau-Tau Presents Your Future. Something about the name on that last wagon sounded familiar to Miles, but he was distracted by a cage fat with crocodiles that rolled by in its wake. The sleepy reptiles were draped across each other like saggy statues, their crooked grins hinting that they might just be quietly digesting a small child or two. Miles was secretly hoping to catch a glimpse of a tiger somewhere in the colorful parade. There were animals from every corner of the world, but he was not really surprised when the last wagon passed and the only stripes he had seen were on whinnying zebras and folded canvas.
Miles and Little followed the tail of the Circus Bolsillo, even as the first wagons were pulling into the long field at the bottom of the hill. Lady Partridge, who ran the orphanage that they called home, had told them that the circus was coming, although she could not say when, and that they would be quartering their animals in the old stables behind Partridge Manor for a few days before taking to the road for the spring season.
By the time Miles and Little arrived at the long field, the wagons and trucks had arranged themselves in a broad circle around its edge, and those first to arrive had already spilled from their traveling homes with their dogs and children and washing lines and folding chairs and basins and chickens and oil lanterns. Canvas canopies cracked in the wind as their corners were lashed to nearby trees. A generator on a small yellow truck roared into life, and Fabio Bolsillo appeared from behind it, wiping his hands on an oily rag. At the sight of Miles and Little his face broke into a grin, and he shoved the rag into the back pocket of his overalls and turned a quick cartwheel that brought him right up beside them. He bowed low, and gave Miles a sly wink.
“Thought you’d come sniffing around,” he said.
“Like flies around horse dung,” said Gila, who had appeared from nowhere.
“Where’s Umor?” asked Little.
“Cooking,” said Gila.
“We’re expecting guests,” said Fabio.
“Oh,” said Miles. “Then we’ll go. We just came to say hello.”
“Go if you want,” shrugged Gila.
“Then we’ll have no guests,” said Fabio.
“All the more for us.” Gila reached out, quick as a flash, and tweaked Miles’s nose. “Ommadawn,” he said.
As they walked toward the Bolsillo brothers’ wagon, Fabio gave Miles a sidelong glance from under his bushy eyebrows. “I suppose you’ve heard the news from Flukehill?” he said.
A cold feeling stole over Miles. “What news?” he asked.
“The Great Cortado escaped from the secure hospital last week,” said Fabio.
“Hit his warder over the head with a steel tray,” said Gila.
“Shaved off his mustache with a sharpened butte
r knife.”
“Dressed himself in the warder’s clothes and marched straight out of the door.”
“Told the guard he was going on strike.”
Miles felt his stomach tighten, and for a moment the ground seemed to tilt away beneath his feet. He could see Little looking at him anxiously from the corner of his eye, and he made himself smile at her. “I don’t think he’ll get far before they catch him again,” he said. He pictured Sergeant Bramley and his two trusty constables, filling in the crossword over mugs of steaming tea, and quickly pushed the thought from his mind.
“I wouldn’t be so sure,” said Fabio.
“He’s a master of disguise,” said Gila.
“And handy with a knife!” said Fabio.
“He’s been sighted in Nape, and Iota, and as far away as Frappe,” said Gila.
Fabio pulled Gila’s cap down over his eyes. “Rumors and lies,” he snorted, “unless he’s sprouted a propeller since we saw him last.”
Miles laughed, and the knots in his stomach eased slightly, but still he felt that a cloud had stolen over the day, and he reached into his pocket for the reassuring feel of his orange-gray stuffed bear, Tangerine, who had been sung to life by Little on a moonlit autumn night. Tangerine said nothing, but he gave Miles’s fingers a squeeze that said more than a pocketful of words.
About the Author
JON BERKELEY was born in Dublin at a time when suits were collarless and there were no bootprints on the moon. He has worked as a freelance illustrator for over twenty years and has turned more recently to writing. He is the author and illustrator of CHOPSTICKS and has illustrated several books by other authors. He wrote much of THE PALACE OF LAUGHTER, his first novel, in his head while walking the dog, who is not a great conversationalist. You can visit him online at www.jonberkeley.com.
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Copyright
THE PALACE OF LAUGHTER: The Wednesday Tales No. 1. Text copyright © 2006 by Jon Berkeley. Illustrations copyright © 2006 by Brandon Dorman. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Berkeley, Jon.
The Palace of Laughter / Jon Berkeley.—1st ed.
p. cm.—(the Wednesday tales; no. 1) (The Julie Andrews collection)
Summary: Orphaned eleven-year-old Miles Wednesday and his companion, a Song Angel named Little, are helped by a talking tiger as they set off to find a missing Storm Angel and Miles’s beloved stuffed bear, ending up in a peculiar circus where the audience cannot stop laughing.
ISBN 978-0-06-075509-6
[1. Adventure and adventurers—Fiction. 2. Circus—Fiction. 3. Angels—Fiction. 4. Orphans—Fiction. 5. Tigers—Fiction.] I. Title. II. Series.
PZ7.B45255Pal 2006 2005022801
[Fic]—dc22 CIP
AC
EPub Edition © January 2010 ISBN: 9780062003126
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