In Another World With My Smartphone: Volume 16 (Premium)

by Patora Fuyuhara

  The knight king of Lestia, Reinhard, had a smartphone already, but Galen told me he wanted to talk to Hilde now and then, so I figured it would be okay if he had one too. Though, there was a condition.

  “Let me just repeat myself here. No sketchy photographs, no upskirts, no peeping.”

  “...My, your suspicion of me certainly runs deep. Do I look like the kind of man who could do such a thing?”

  “Yes. Yes, you do.”

  I did want to believe him, though. He swore on his honor as a knight.

  “If I get their consent, is that fine?”

  “I mean... I guess, but...”

  “Oh yeah... Do you have more of that stuff you showed me one time, with the slender young ladies? I certainly enjoyed those photos!”

  Oh come on... I mean, I do have some, but...

  I sighed quietly, reasoning it was better to give him some lewd stuff than have him embark on a life of criminal activity. I downloaded some racy shots of girls in swimsuits from the internet, then forwarded them to Galen’s phone.

  “Ohoho! Yes, this is good! How voluptuous and sweet their curves are!”

  Galen grinned madly, a filthy expression on his face as his perverse eyes scanned the smartphone screen up and down. I quietly acknowledged that aspiring adventurers must never, ever see a gold adventurer with a face like this. It would surely destroy all their aspirations.

  “Ah, Touya! Touya! Hilde told me about this thing called a movie, right?! Moving pictures, yes? Is there perhaps such a movie with girls like this in it?”

  ...Aren’t old people supposed to be bad with tech?! Wait, maybe this is just his perverse logic coming to the forefront? Galen pleaded and begged for a few minutes after that, and I finally gave in... I downloaded a few choice videos from the internet and sent them over to him.

  “Hoho... Hohoho... Ohhh... Amazing... Amazing...! They’re jiggling, ohoho!”

  With that, the old beast had been quelled... However, the audio was pretty loud, and would surely get me in trouble.

  I used [Storage] to take out a pair of wireless earphones that Doctor Babylon had made, then passed them to Galen.

  A few days later, the pervy old bastard had sent me photos of various butts and chests. Thankfully, they were clothed, but the angles were certainly concerning.

  I just hoped that the guy asked for their consent...

  I was going to delete them, but I decided to hold onto them... Just in case they came in handy. That was all, just in case.

  Afterword

  So, here we are again. What did you all think of In Another World With My Smartphone Volume 16?

  This volume focused on someone who wasn’t Touya. How’d you like it? I think Sarutobi Homura is pretty nice. She’s one of Brunhild’s central recon figures and all. I liked the idea of featuring her in a little spin-off section, just to keep things fresh.

  We were considering stripping this part from the print release, since it didn’t really feature any of our main cast members. But Kohaku got a little story in the last volume, so I wanted to use Homura’s point of view to broaden the scope of the world I’ve written. I hope you liked it.

  The Isengard situation and the Homura chapter took up a great amount of this book, so it was kind of hard to find enough pages for an interlude. However, I didn’t want this volume to lack exclusive content, otherwise, it would just be a cleaned-up version of the web novel. That’s why I managed to fit in a short, fun little story. In a sense, you can consider the interlude in this volume to be the response to that one time Touya lamented about wanting to eat sushi.

  My favorite sushi is actually flounder, though. I always come back to it no matter what.

  The Japanese release of this volume’s special edition came with a special drama CD, too! It was my first time writing a dialogue-only script, so there were some rougher parts... but overall, I think it came out pretty good! The voice actors really picked up the slack and breathed life into the characters.

  I’m hoping that it’s well-received, since that means there could be a second one in the future! And if that happens, I’ll make sure to write parts for Lu and the later fiancees too.

  Now, it’s time for my round of thanks.

  Usatsuka Eiji, thank you so much for your continued support. I love the illustrations you did for this volume. The story is finally reaching the meatiest, most interesting part, so I’ll be counting on you to bring vital scenes to life.

  Thanks again to K, and everyone in Hobby Japan’s editorial department. Everyone who had a part to play in publishing this book deserves my most sincere gratitude.

  And, of course, thank you to my readers, especially those who have been following my story since its infancy as a web novel.

  Patora Fuyuhara

  Bonus Story: Friends And More Friends

  “Heh. Pretty cool, huh?”

  “Tsk... No fair.”

  “Wow... It is really nice, Homura-chan!”

  I was in the middle of showing off to Shizuku and Nagi. More specifically, I was showing off the [Storage] enchanted rucksack that I received from the Grand Duke himself! It had special magic on it that allowed me to store all kinds of stuff in it. It was not the kind of thing you could obtain easily, no sir.

  “I wanted to do that mission...”

  “That is too bad, cause I got it! And I got a fancy new bag that we can all use!”

  “Tsk... Ah well, whatever.”

  There were various missions to take care of in the Intelligence Corps. There were infiltration missions, spying missions, stakeouts, and information gathering missions. The tools you needed for each mission differed depending on what you were actually doing. There were ways to improvise, but it was also better to carry gear with you. Shizuku, Nagi, and I often acted as a trio, so this rucksack of mine was a boon. It would carry most of our equipment, and allow us to operate barehanded. Though I could imagine some situations where it would be suspicious if we rolled up carrying nothing at all.

  “Alright, Homura-chan! You can take us to Parent and treat us to some rice cakes to celebrate.”

  “Yeah! That sounds good to me!”

  “Huh?! Why am I paying?!”

  I stopped them from rushing off and expressed my frustration.

  “What is wrong? Do you not wish to share the joy?”

  “You have some extra money from the mission, right?”

  “Grr... Come on...”

  I should never have mentioned the fact that I had some spare coins after selling off the Wyvern parts, damn it...

  “It is settled, then!” Yelled the two of them.

  “No, come on! I want to spend my money in my own way!”

  My grumbling fell on deaf ears, and they dragged me off in a hurry. I ended up being dragged off to this pleasant little cafe named Parent. I had been wanting to go, but I had not wanted to pay for three... We walked in and it was almost packed full. Pretty much every table was taken up. I was not surprised at all, this cafe was very popular with young dessert-loving women.

  “Are there any free seats?”

  I walked out to the terrace and looked for an open area. As I turned, I locked eyes with an unexpected pair.

  “Hm? Homura...?”

  “O-Oh? Rose and Mew-san?”

  Two of the guild applicants I had done the exam with were sitting at a table nearby. I liked Rose and Mew-san quite a bit.

  “Fancy meeting you two here.”

  “The cake here is especially delicious, so of course we’re here.”

  “Mhm. We have money to burn, after all!”

  The two of them grinned, they were clearly enjoying their reward money.

  “Who are these people, Homura-chan?”

  “Ah, this is Rose and Mew-san, they are friends that I did the guild exam with. You two, these Shizuku and Nagi, my friends.”

  I introduced the two groups together. Though Shizuki, Nagi and I were ninja, we were not in our work clothing since we were out on the town.

&nbs
p; “We’re taking a break from adventuring today, so I invited Mew over to have some tea and cake with me. Would you girls like to sit with us?”

  “Is that okay? I appreciate it.”

  We sat down, flicked through the menu, and ordered our individual favorite cakes.

  Everyone started talking and quickly became friends with each other. I was a little irritated, though... Since they liked sharing embarrassing stories about me between themselves. Still, I was just happy that everyone was getting along. The cake was really good, too...

  Brunhild was a wonderful nation. Moving there from Eashen was the greatest decision I ever made. Training could be harsh sometimes, and my job was not exactly easy... But I had a sense of peace that I wanted to protect. As I finished up the last strawberry on my shortcake, I quietly resolved to continue working hard for the sake of my beloved country.

  Bonus Column: Mysteries of Old

  In Another World With My Smartphone often has concepts in it such as “ancient civilizations,” “ancient ruins,” and so on. The reason for this is because I’ve had an interest in them from a young age. But, to be honest, I’ve had more of an interest in the idea of advanced ancient civilizations, and OOPArts.

  Atlantis, the lost continents of Mu and Lemuria. That kind of thing. When I was a child, the idea of these hypothetical advanced nations that were lost in the past really appealed to me. Don’t get me wrong. I know there’s no real science behind it, that it’s a bunch of occult nonsense. I’m well aware that these things aren’t recognized as legitimate or credible. They’re just interesting to me, that’s all.

  I was also pretty interested in the whole deal with OOPArts. I always wanted to know just how objects like those ended up where they did. Oh, right, in case you didn’t know... OOPArts is the short-form way of writing out-of-place artifacts. They’re basically things from history that shouldn’t have been there chronologically, items that we don’t fully understand even now, or technologies from the past that can’t reasonably be explained. Like the crystal skulls from the Mayan and Aztec civilizations, or the Quimbaya artifacts, the Antikythera mechanism, the iron pillar of Delhi, and so on. I enjoy sitting around and imagining why these kinds of things were created to begin with. It’s a fun way to spend time.

  There are also interesting ancient landmarks, like the Nazca Lines, Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, Yonaguni Island, and so on. They all really pique my interest. Oh, there’s this really interesting theory that gets used as the basis of various comics, movies, and TV shows. It’s called the ancient astronaut theory, and is sometimes referred to as the ancient alien theory, The idea goes that spacefarers came down to Earth and communicated with mankind’s earliest civilizations. Pretty interesting, don’t you think? Some say that the Nazca Lines were carved out by ancient aliens from above and that the OOPArts we’ve found are remnants of their technology.

  People who believe this theory posit that the difference pantheons of gods worshipped around the globe were actually a super-advanced alien species. Sounds pretty nuts to me, but it’s pretty cool to consider. There’s the ancient nuclear war theory, too! This one’s a pretty popular theory among Japanese occultists. The idea goes that ancient civilizations destroyed themselves through nuclear warfare.

  In Another World With My Smartphone uses a lot of these theories in the backdrop of its story. Five-thousand years before the beginning of the plot, an alien race known as the Phrase obliterated the advanced civilization that was once there. Eventually, our protagonist inherits Babylon, a legacy left behind by the perverted genius Regina Babylon! I named Babylon after the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. That’s actually why I had him find the garden first!

  Man... thanks for reading my prattling about my beloved mysteries of old. Thinking about it’s got me fired up, so I’m going to go write some more!

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  Copyright

  In Another World With My Smartphone: Volume 16

  by Patora Fuyuhara

  Translated by Andrew Hodgson

  Edited by DxS

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

  Copyright © 2019 Patora Fuyuhara

  Illustrations Copyright © 2019 Eiji Usatsuka

  Cover illustration by Eiji Usatsuka

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  Original Japanese edition published in 2019 by Hobby Japan

  This English edition is published by arrangement with Hobby Japan, Tokyo

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