I can’t hear their voices anymore. Her skin is so smooth. I stare at the doctor’s cheekbones and pretty olive skin. I stare harder, harder, harder still. Her face swirls before me. Strand by stand her hair turns gray. Wrinkles, first just around her eyes, and then around her mouth and across her cheeks, now line her entire face. Her cheeks sink in, and her teeth turn yellow. Her eyes begin to droop, and her lips lose their shape. The striking young doctor ages right before my eyes.
I turn away and look at Stephen, who stares back at me. Stephen’s stubble morphs from brown into a muted gray; his hair turns white like snow. He looks like his father. Out of the corner of my eye, I watch the doctor. Now she is growing more radiant with each passing second. All the wrinkles on her face smooth out, her eyes grow pert and oblong, her cheeks gain baby fat, and her hair turns a deep chestnut brown. She’s thirty, twenty, thirteen.
I have a gift. I can age people with my mind. This is who I am. And they cannot take this away from me. I am powerful. Stronger than I have ever been in my life.
CHAPTER 18
BREAKING NEWS
Later that same day, a fifth doctor joined the team. My case had piqued the interest of Dr. Ian Arslan, a psychopharmacologist who topped six feet and who looked more like an aging hippie than a doctor. Because of his fondness for beat generation writers and his cerebral way of communicating abstract medical jargon, a colleague described him as a “walking beatnik dictionary.”
He had already heard about my escape attempts and paranoid delusions, so he approached my mother first, asking her to walk him through the past few weeks of my bizarre behavior. Then he interviewed my father. After a short interview with me, which yielded a vivid portrait of my dysfunction, he gathered statements from the nursing staff and even called up Dr. Bailey, who, according to Arslan’s notes, told him that I “drank excessively up to two bottles of wine per night.” Dr. Bailey’s estimate of my vices seemed to have substantially increased. Having summarized all of this, Dr. Arslan jotted down the two diagnoses he wanted to rule out: postictal psychosis and schizoaffective disorder. Knowing it would upset them, he did not share the second diagnosis with my parents.
The term schizoaffective disorder was introduced in 1933 in a much-quoted paper, “The Schizoaffective Psychoses”: “Like a bolt from the blue, full-blown delusions suddenly shatter the poise of a fully rational mind… and flare up without premonitory signs… .20”
A more updated description defines it as a diagnosis when mood symptoms, which are characteristic of bipolar disorder, overlap with psychosis, which is symptomatic of thought disorders like schizophrenia. The American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, version IV-TR, the edition that was used during my hospital stay, defines the disorder as an “uninterrupted period of illness during which, at some time, there is either a Major Depressive Episode, a Manic Episode, or a Mixed Episode.21” To earn such a diagnosis, a patient has to experience two or more of the following: positive symptoms, like delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech, and negative symptoms, such as mutism or general apathy.
EEG video, March 24, 11:06 p.m., 11 minutes
“Patient push button in room 1279. Patient push button in room 1279,” the prerecorded voice says. My hospital gown peeks through from the covers that are pulled up to my neck, and I hold a cell phone to my ear, talking animatedly into its mouthpiece. It is unclear if anyone is on the other end. I pick up the hospital-provided TV remote and speak into it. There is certainly no one at the other end of that conversation. I point to the camera accusingly, gesticulating wildly, and put my hands to my head in frustration.
“Oh my god,” I cry and hit the nurses’ call button.
“Can I help you?” a nurse says over the intercom.
“No, no, it’s okay.”
“Ma’am? Lady? Miss? I’m coming,” another nurse chimes in.
I’m mumbling to myself now. “I don’t know what’s happening. I’m going to turn my phone off.” I toss my cell phone to the foot of the bed. A nurse arrives with some pills, and I swallow them without hesitation, like I’m taking a shot of tequila. “I can’t have it on me. I’m on the news.”
The nurse answers, but too softly for the video to pick it up.
I begin to shout and kick my legs, and I grab for the nurse’s call button. “Please, please, please. I’m freaking out, I’m freaking out.”
“Patient push button in room 1279. Patient push button in room 1279.”
“Please put the TV back on. PLEASE PUT THE TV BACK ON!”
Ignoring my outburst, the nurse positions the guardrails to make sure they’re firmly in place.
“Don’t you see? I’m on TV, I’m on the news,” I howl. I pick up the TV remote and speak into it again. And then place my head in my hands and rock back and forth. “Please, please, please. Oh my god, oh my god. Please get me a doctor. Please get me a doctor. Please, please, please.”
The nurse leaves. There is a flushing of toilets. I stare straight up at the ceiling as if I am praying.
End of video.
“We’ll be investigating what’s happening with news reporter Susannah Cahalan, currently at New York University,” a coiffed female anchor announces. I am top-of-the-hour news.
“I’m on the news!” I call out. Nobody answers.
“Her father was recently arrested for the murder of his wife,” the anchor says as the camera pans to my father walking handcuffed through a sea of paparazzi, bulbs flashing, and reporters with their notebooks open and ready to lunge.
I’ve been so stupid. I shouldn’t have answered calls from coworkers. They are secretly writing down what I’m saying. They know I cried in the newsroom. They’ll put that into my story. “New York Post Reporter Unravels after Father Kills Wife.”
“I’m on the news!” I grab the emergency nurse’s call button. They have to know about the plot. They have to know not to let anyone in. “They’re all going to try to interview me,” I scream into my cell phone. Beads of sweat form on my brow. I wipe them away.
I hear the cackling of the patient to my left, a South American woman who spent all day chatting with her visitors in Spanish—or was it Portuguese? Now she’s laughing at me. Maybe she was laughing at me the whole time. I hear her fake fingernails tap her cell phone keys. She’s still speaking in Spanish, or whatever language it is, but now I can understand it.
“There’s a girl from the New York Post in the bed next to me. I’m going to record her with my cell phone and I’ll give you all the information and you can give it to the Post. Tell them it’s an exclusive from someone in the hospital.” She laughs again.
“This girl is loco, trust me. Trust me, this is good stuff, I promise. We can make a lot of money with this scoop. Ca-ha-ha. Call all the local stations. I’ll tell them everything. Just make sure we get some money out of it. Ca-ha-ha.”
PSSSSTTTTT
What the hell was that?
PSSSSSTTTT
I hear it again.
PSSSTTTT over here.
I turn my head to the left. The South American woman has stopped her maniacal texting and has moved the curtain with her hand so that I can see her face.
“The nurses here are bad news,” she says softly.
“What?” I ask, not sure if I heard her correctly or if she spoke at all.
“Shhhh, they can hear you,” she hisses, pointing to the cameras. “The nurses here aren’t right. I don’t trust any of them.”
Yes, yes, Strange Spanish Lady, that is true. But why is this undercover agent telling me this? She moves the curtains back in place, leaving me alone.
I need to leave. Now. Once again I grab the wires on my head, handful by handful, pulling them out with chunks of hair, and throw them on the floor. Instantly, I’m at the door. I’m through it. My heart pounds. I can feel it leaping up into my lungs. The security guard doesn’t notice me. I sprint to the red EXIT sign. A nurse runs up beside me. Think, think, think, Susan
nah. I dodge into a hallway and run, racing, racing, racing—directly into another nurse’s arms.
“Let me go home! Let me leave!”
She takes me by the shoulder. I kick her, screaming. I bite at the air. I must leave. I must go. LET ME GO. The cold floor. A purple lady grabs hold of my feet as the other nurse holds my arms down. “Please, please,” I try to say through clenched teeth. “Please let me go.”
Darkness.
CHAPTER 19
BIG MAN
Two escape attempts earned me a one-to-one guard; now, after the third attempt in as many days, one nurse casually suggested to my father that if I kept dislocating the wires and trying to escape, I wouldn’t be allowed to stay. “If she doesn’t stop with that behavior, she’ll be moved to a place that won’t have this level of care. And she won’t like the place as much, I can promise you that,” she told him. My dad heard the threat loud and clear: if I continued along this path, I would be sent to a psychiatric ward. He decided that whatever happened, he would be by my side. He and I hadn’t spent much time together since the divorce, and he was making up for it now. Having just left his banking job, he had the freedom and flexibility to spend his days with me. And he wanted the staff to know someone was looking out for me. He knew people often saw him as intimidating—despite his average height and build, my babysitter Sybil had always called him “big man”—and he was determined to capitalize on this if it would help me. Since I wouldn’t let him in the room, still convinced he’d murdered Giselle, he decided to hold his vigil out in the hall and read a book.
In the interim, Dr. Russo had changed the chief complaint in her daily progress note from “seizures” to “psychosis and possible seizures” and then finally to just “psychosis.” Postictal psychosis had become less of a primary diagnosis because I had not had a seizure since admission. In those with PIP, the psychosis is unlikely to continue unabated or increase in intensity without any seizure activity. Tests for hyperthyroidism, which can cause psychosis, came back negative, but they had to hold off on other tests. I was still far too psychotic for any more invasive examinations.
However, Dr. Russo also added a line in her progress note that had not been there before: “Transfer to psych [ward], if psych team feels this is warranted.” Like Dr. Arslan, she chose not to tell my parents about this new suggestion.
Although many of these findings were kept from my family and me, it was clear that my place on the epilepsy floor was becoming more and more precarious, just as the nurse had warned my father, both because my seizures seemed to have stopped and because I was such a difficult patient. Sensing that attitudes toward me improved and the level of care rose when company arrived, my dad stuck to his promise and started to arrive first thing every morning. Alone, I could not fight this battle.
My mother came every day, during her lunch hours, any breaks she could get from work, and then again after 5:00 p.m. She maintained several running lists of questions, lobbing one after another at the doctors and nurses, relentless even as so many of her questions remained unanswerable. She collected detailed notes, writing down doctors’ names, home numbers, and unfamiliar medical terms she planned to look up. Though they were barely on speaking terms, she and my father also established a journal system so that they could communicate developments with each other when the other was absent. Though it had been eight years since their divorce, it was still hard for them to be in the same room with each other, and this shared journal allowed them to maintain common ground in the shared fight for my life.
Stephen too played a primary emotional role. I’m told that I would visibly relax when he arrived in the room carrying a leather briefcase that was often filled with Lost DVDs and nature documentaries for us to watch together. The second night I was there, though, I clutched his hand and said, “I know this is too much for you. I understand if you don’t come back. I understand if I never see you again.” It was then, he later told me, that he made a pact with himself not unlike my parents’: if I were in the hospital, he would be there too. No one had any idea if I’d ever be myself again, or if I’d even survive this. The future didn’t matter—he cared only about being there for me as long as I needed him. He would not miss even one day. And he didn’t.
The fourth day, doctors number six, seven, eight, and nine joined the team: an infectious disease specialist who reminded my dad of his uncle Jimmy, who had earned the Purple Heart after storming the beaches of Normandy in World War II; an older, gray-haired rheumatologist; a soft-spoken autoimmune specialist; and an internist, Jeffrey Friedman, a spritely man in his early fifties who, despite the severity of the situation, exuded a natural optimism.
Dr. Friedman, who had been summoned to address my high blood pressure, was immediately sympathetic. He had daughters my age. When he walked into the room, he found me unkempt and confused, fidgeting in bed as Stephen, who sat by my side, tried in vain to calm me. I seemed both sluggish and frantic.
Dr. Friedman attempted a basic health history, but I was too paranoid and preoccupied with those “watching me” to talk coherently, so he went ahead and measured my blood pressure. He was alarmed: with a blood pressure reading at 180/100, those numbers alone could cause brain bleeding, stroke, or death. If she were a computer, he thought, we would have to restart her hard drive. He recommended placing me immediately on two different blood pressure medications.
As Dr. Friedman left the room, he identified my dad outside, sitting in the waiting area reading a book. As the two men chatted about what I was like before I’d gotten sick, my father described me as an active kid, a straight A student who made friends easily, who played hard and worked hard. That picture contrasted sharply with the disarrayed young woman Dr. Friedman had just examined. Even so, he looked my dad directly in his eyes and said, “Please stay positive. It will take time, but she will improve.” When Dr. Friedman embraced him, my dad broke down, a brief surrender.
CHAPTER 20
THE SLOPE OF THE LINE
In the few weeks since my strange symptoms had begun, my dad had been spending much more time with me than usual. He was determined to support me as much as possible, but it was taking a toll on him; he had withdrawn from the rest of his life, even from Giselle. Since my breakdown in his apartment, he had also started keeping a daily journal, independent of the one he shared with my mom, not only to try to help him piece together the medical developments but also simply to help himself cope. After my second escape attempt, he wrote a heartbreaking entry about praying that God would take him instead of me.
He remembers in particular one cold, damp, early spring morning, driving to the hospital with Giselle in silence. He knew she would have given anything to help share some of his suffering, but even so, he remained disengaged, bottling up his anguish the way he always had.
At the hospital, he kissed Giselle good-bye and squeezed onto the crowded elevator. It was excruciating taking this trip alongside the fresh-faced new fathers being ferried to the maternity floor, some of whom bounded vigorously off the elevator. Life was just beginning for these people. The next stop was the cardiac floor, full of concerned looks, and then finally it was the twelfth floor: epilepsy. His turn to get off.
As he walked past a wing under renovation, he caught the eye of a middle-aged construction worker, who quickly looked to the floor in embarrassment. Good things were not happening on twelve; everyone knew that. For the past three days, while spending his hours in the temporary, makeshift waiting room, he had been taking stock of the neighboring activity. One particularly sad story was occurring just across the hall, where a young man was recovering after falling down a shaft and sustaining a massive head injury. His elderly parents came every day to see him, but no one seemed hopeful about his recovery. My dad said a quick prayer, pleading with God that my fate would be different from that young man’s, and he breathed deeply as he prepared himself to see what state I was in this morning. I had just been moved to a new, private room, which seemed like a step in the righ
t direction. On his way to my room, he noticed another patient beckoning him over.
“Is that your daughter?” the woman asked, motioning toward my room.
“Yes.”
“I don’t like the things they’re doing to her,” she whispered. “I can’t speak because we’re being monitored.”
There was something odd about this woman, and my father felt himself grow red in the face, embarrassed by the interaction. Still, he couldn’t help but hear the woman out, especially since my own paranoid ravings seemed confirmed by her exhortations. Naturally, he worried about what occurred on the floor in his absence, although he knew deep down that the center was one of the best in the world and that these fears were likely imaginary.
“Here,” she said, handing my dad a crumpled paper with illegible numbers scrawled across it. “Call me and I’ll explain.”
My dad politely put the number in his pocket, but he knew better than to call her. He pushed open the door to my new room, accidentally hitting the security guard whose chair had been propped up against it.
The new room was surprisingly peaceful, with a bank of windows looking out onto the East River and FDR Drive. Barges slipped silently by on their trips downriver. My father was pleased by the change, since he’d grown convinced that the AMU room with its monitors, nursing station, and the constant activity of the three other patients had heightened my anxiety.
When I finally awoke, I saw him and smiled. It was the first time that I had greeted him with warmth since that unspeakable night at his house, the evening before I was admitted. Heartened by my new attitude, he proposed a walk around the floor to keep me active.
Though I readily agreed to the walk, it wasn’t easy to do. I maneuvered my body like an elderly person, stiffly easing myself toward the edge of the bed before dangling my feet over the side. My dad slid a fresh pair of nonskid, moss-colored socks over my feet and helped me off the bed. He noticed I had no electrodes on my head, but as it turned out this was just because I had removed them again during another overnight escape attempt, and the staff hadn’t yet been able to replace them.
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