When the Grits Hit the Fan
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MESSAGE FROM A KILLER
I slid the barn door open a couple of feet and peered into the shadowy space. With the gunmetal sky outside, little light made its way in the high windows, but I thought everything looked like I’d left it. Except . . .
On the rough wooden floor a couple of yards in sat a piece of paper folded in half and propped up like a tent, as if whoever left it wanted it noticed. That paper definitely hadn’t been there when I’d locked up yesterday. I pushed the door wide open, glanced there, to make sure no one was lurking behind me, and stepped in far enough to snatch the paper, then hurried back out before opening it.
In typed capital letters it read: BETTER LAY OFF ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MURDER. YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO BE NEXT.
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When the Grits Hit the Fan
Maddie Day
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Table of Contents
MESSAGE FROM A KILLER
Books by Maddie Day
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Recipes
BISCUITS AND SLASHED BROWNS
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For Annie Tunstall and the late Richard Gale,
the most inspiring eighty-somethings I’ve ever known.
Richard was one of my Hoosier consultants
for this series, and they have both encouraged me
every step of my author journey.
Acknowledgments
I’m grateful, always, for the entire team at Kensington Publishing, and to my agent, John Talbot. The Wicked Cozy Authors continue to support and inspire: Jessie Crockett/Jessica Estevao, Sherry Harris, Julie Hennrikus/Julianne Holmes, Liz Mugavero/Kate Conte, and Barb Ross. I love you ladies. I thank Sherry particularly for continuing to suggest that my protagonist Robbie is nicer and stronger than my earlier drafts portray her. She’s right, of course.
Thanks to Joan Emerson for the idea about bacon-cheddar-chive scones, and fellow author Kelly Cochran for the brilliant book title. My son JD lent more bicycle consulting for this book, and DP Lyle’s Murder and Mayhem helped with several forensic details. I hope I got them right.
I recently reconnected with a friend from my Indiana grad school days. As The Original Grit Girl, Georgeanne Ross grinds and sells pure stone-ground corn grits and other ground corn products every week. After I tasted them, I had to include her grits in this book. You should order some at http://gritgirl.net/. She graciously allowed me to include a version of her recipe for creamy cheese grits, too. Another friend, the super productive and successful author Sheila Connolly, was nice enough to let me adapt her recipe for Irish Pork Chops for this book.
Caveat #1: The fictional professors and graduate students in this story bear no resemblance to the actual members of the Indiana University Sociology Department, and particularly not to those who specialize in medical sociology. I am quite sure their interactions are entirely respectful and productive, in contrast to those portrayed in this book.
Caveat #2: I realize that with climate change, a winter cold enough for ice fishing in Brown County is ever more rare, so indulge me in imagining one of those freak frigid-weather winters that still pop up once in a while in southern Indiana.
As always, I want to thank my sons, my sisters, my beau, my fellow Friends, and my many author friends for having my back, cheering me on, and putting up with me. I love you all.
Dear readers, including librarians: I’m awed and blown away by how much you love this series! Thank you, thank, you thank you. A gentle reminder that a positive review of a book you read goes a long way in helping the author. I would be ever grateful to see your opinion on Amazon, Goodreads, Facebook, and elsewhere if you liked my story (and check out my other author names: Edith Maxwell and Tace Baker).
Chapter 1
Who knew people could be so nasty to each other?
I’m Robbie Jordan. While I cleared dinner plates, I watched and listened as a mix of grad students and professors from Indiana University discussed medical sociology during their bimonthly dinner meeting at my restaurant, Pans ’N Pancakes. It wasn’t pretty. I’d served fifteen of them Chicken Ezekiel on rotini, with garlic bread and winter greens from a local farmer harvesting even in February. The air still smelled deliciously of Kalamata olives, garlic, and roasted tomatoes, and from the empty plates, it sure looked like the meal had been a success.
The conversation? Not so much. Half the terminology went right over my head. But when Charles Stilton glared at my friend Lou Perlman, the meaning was unmistakable.
“It was unethical of you to take the ideas in my paper and present them as your own,” Lou went on, the silver rings on her fingers flashing as much as her eyes as she pointed at him across the wide table. “You agreed to sponsor me, but I sure didn’t agree to give up my original research.”
“You’re a doctoral student,” the diminutive professor said, his bright green shirt a spot of color among the more muted shades worn by his colleagues. He picked up his glass of red wine and sipped. “I’m a tenured professor in the same field. I can’t help it if our research is pursuing parallel ideas. I didn’t steal a thing.” He studied my shelves of vintage cookware and blinked as if the conversation was over.
I’d met Professor Stilton in the preceding weeks. He’d been polite and friendly to me but had gotten into tiffs with the others at a few of the gatherings. I’d have to ask Lou what was up between them.
A woman I hadn’t seen before pushed back her chair. She stood and set her hands on the table. “That’s enough, you two. These meetings were supposed to be congenial intellectual gatherings, not some mudslinging sessions.”
Charles stroked his tidy black goatee. Ignoring the woman, he turned to the man on his right. “How about them Pacers?”
I watched Lou fume, nostrils flared, lips pressed together. She pushed her chair back and stalked to the restroom. We had met in the fall when she’d come in for breakfast with a group of cyclist friends. She’d helped me find my father and we’d become good friends. I’d never seen her so mad.
The woman who’d admonished them had come in late and I hadn’t been introduced to her. Shaking her head, she picked up her plate and brought it to where I stood at the sink in the kitchen area that adjoined the rest of the space.
“Thanks.” I wiped my hand on my apron before extending it. “Robbie Jordan, proprietor here.”
She set down the plate and silverware and shook hands with a firm, vigorous touch. “I’m Professor Zenobia Brown. But just call me Zen.” A wiry woman, she stood a couple of inches shorter than my five-foot-three, and was at least two or three decades older than my twenty-seven years. Her salt-and-pepper hair was cut in a no-nonsense short do with the top a little bit spiked. She smiled, her skin crinkling around blue eyes. “My mom thought with a last name like Brown I needed a unique first name. Anyway, I’m a new professor in the department. The chair, actually. I live halfway between South Lick and Bloomington and I’ve been meaning to get over here for one of your famous breakfasts. Still want to.”
“Not so sure they’re famous, but you’re welcome to come and sample what we serve.”
“Whole wheat banana walnut flapjacks? That’s my kind of breakfast.” She glanced back at the group. “Sorry about the commotion. It’s like wrangling cats sometimes to get these people to act civilly.”
“It’s okay. As long as I get paid and people don’t start a food fight, I don’t really care how they get along.” I’d happily agreed to Lou’s idea of the dinner meetings. I’d only opened my country store breakfast-and-lunch place in October and hadn’t realized how slow business would be during the winter. It was cold and often snowy in the hills of southern Indiana, but most years not snowy enough to bring a winter tourist trade. Even the locals seemed to be staying home instead of eating out. I’d reduced the days I stayed open to Wednesday through Sunday to save money on my assistant Danna’s pay. It also kept me from ordering food that spoiled because it didn’t get used. The boost of a nice flat sum from this group every other Friday night was definitely helping the bottom line. I served the same menu to everybody, changing it up each time, and so far no one had complained.
I loaded up two platters of brownies and took them to the table, which I’d created by shoving together smaller tables into a conference-table-sized surface they could all sit around. “Coffee or tea, anyone? Or decaf?”
“I’m sticking with wine,” Charles said, pouring the last of his bottle of Merlot into his glass. “I can because I’m walking home,” he added in a defensive tone.
I knew he lived half a mile away right here in South Lick. I thought most of the other faculty and students, like Lou, resided nearer the sprawling flagship Indiana University campus fifteen miles away in Bloomington.
“It’s so great you got permission for us to do the BYOB thing, Robbie,” Lou said, back in her chair, pouring a half glass for herself from a bottle of white. “Dinner’s not really civilized unless you can drink wine with it. And I’m having more because I caught a ride with teetotaler Tom here.”
Tom, Lou’s fellow grad student, grinned and waved.
“As long as I’m not a licensed alcohol establishment, which I’m not, it’s apparently legal. And as long you pour your own.” I’d purchased a supply of stemless wine glasses and a few corkscrews when I’d learned I could allow customers to bring bottles of wine. Nobody had asked yet if they could carry in beer or hard alcohol, which was good, because my research hadn’t extended that far. I didn’t advertise the BYOB option, and I wasn’t usually open for dinner, anyway, but several times a group of ladies had brought their own wine for a special luncheon, as had an elderly local couple celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary with lunch out instead of dinner.
Lou had been talking with Tom and Zen. She tilted the bottle at Zen’s glass. “More?”
I noticed Lou was carefully avoiding any interaction with Charles, wisely so. He was still deep in conversation with the man next to him.
Zen covered the glass with her hand. “Not for me, thanks. One glass is my limit. I’m training for a marathon. But I’d love a cup of decaf, Robbie.”
So running was why she was that wiry. I was a serious cyclist, myself. It was how I’d met Lou and Tom, who also loved riding for miles up and down the scenic hills of Brown County. But my cycling habit was offset by my love of eating. Nobody would ever call me wiry and I didn’t care. I was healthy, and I did have a nicely defined waist to offset my generous hips.
I took the rest of the hot drink orders. After I delivered the mugs, I busied myself cleaning up. It was already eight-thirty and I still needed to prep for tomorrow. We’d agreed on a finish time of nine o’clock for these gatherings. I was up every morning by five-thirty to open the doors by seven, so I didn’t want Friday nights to turn into an open-ended session of wine sippers sitting around talking abstractions.
The discussion had turned to the topic of public health, which apparently wasn’t as controversial as the conversation between Lou and Charles had been, and didn’t seem abstract at all. Snippets of talk about social change in women’s paid and unpaid work and the consequences of these changes for women’s health floated my way. Zen seemed to be leading the discussion, while Charles sat back with his arms folded, a little smirk on his face. I carried the remains of the rotini and the salad into the walk-in cooler. When I came out with butter and flour in my arms for tomorrow’s biscuit dough, the mood had changed.
Zen stood with her hands on her hips. “How dare you say that to me?” Her eyes narrowed and nearly shot daggers at him.
Charles shrugged then grabbed his coat. “You can take it. You’re our esteemed chair, aren’t you?” He sauntered toward the front door. “Have a nice night, fellow sociologists.”
The cowbell on the door jangled his exit, but it looked like Zen’s nerves were a lot more jangled.
Chapter 2
By nine the next morning the restaurant was blessedly not in a slump. For once, every table was full and a party of three women browsed the antique cookware shelves as they waited for seats to open up. Good. I’d much rather be too busy than sitting around waiting for customers. The air was full with the rich aromas of sizzling sausages, sweet maple syrup, dark coffee, and freshly flipped pancakes. Bits of conversations were punctuated by the clink of silverware and the occasional jangling of the cowbell on the front door marking exits and entries.
Between hurrying from table to table, taking orders and clearing, I glanced at Danna, the best nineteen-year-old co-chef I could imagine. T
ied with an orange band, her titian dreadlocks hung down her back as she flipped pancakes, turned sausages, and expertly ladled gravy onto hot biscuits. The girl was tireless, nearly always cheerful, and had contributed plenty of innovative ideas for extras to accompany our usual menu. She’d made creamy grits with cheese last Saturday and we’d sold out. Today the Specials chalkboard read, WARM UP YOUR TOOTSIES OMELET: ROASTED RED PEPPERS AND PEPPER JACK CHEESE SERVED ON A WARM CORN TORTILLA AND TOPPED WITH FRESH JALAPENO SALSA. It was Danna’s invention, even though as a native Californian, I might have thought of it myself.
“You good?” I called to her.
She returned a thumbs up, so I continued on my trajectory to three men with the ruddy faces of those who spent a lot of time outdoors. I didn’t know if they were farmers, construction workers, or even electrical linemen like my new sweetie, Abe.
“Refill, gentlemen?” I held out the coffeepot. One covered his mug with his hand, but another smiled and lifted his mug. The third had pushed aside a plate empty except for a small pool of gravy and was engrossed in the New York Times crossword puzzle. He was doing it in ink. My radar went up since crosswording in ink was my favorite downtime occupation, bar none—even more than cycling.
“Today’s?” I asked him, sidling around to his side of the table. “I haven’t gotten to it yet.” I smiled when he glanced up.
“Know what the biggest Channel Island is?” He frowned at the paper. “I don’t even know what channel they’re talking about.”
“How many letters?”
“Nine. Could be the British Channel. How do you spell brek-how?”
“You mean Brecqhou? That’s only eight letters. I’ll bet it’s Santa Cruz. Try that.”
He added those letters, nodding as he did. “That’s it.” He glanced up at me. “So it must be the California Channel Islands. How did you know?”