by Lori Avocato
Dedication
This book is dedicated to all the men, women,
and children whose lives are touched by
any form of mental health difficulties.
Acknowledgments
Thanks to Sal, Mario, and Greg for all their encouragement. To agent Jay Poynor. You are great! Thanks to my editor, Erin Brown, who always comes up with wonderful suggestions to make my work even better. And last but certainly not least, thanks to all the readers who enjoy and support The Pauline Sokol Mystery Series.
Twisted Sister
The nun approached, dropped her black carry-on bag, and bumped into me. “Oh, sorry, Sister. I’m not usually … ouch!”
I looked down at my arm and saw the syringe. A syringe that the nun held, had stuck me with, and then tucked into the sleeve of her robe.
A haze started to cloud the room. My mind was … fuzzy. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Stop that, Pączki! I laughed. The fuzzy nun pushed me into the bathroom. “Ouch!” I bumped my head on the wall. “Daddy calls me Pączki.” I giggled, stumbled. “It’s a Polish prune-filled donut.”
I rubbed my arm. Make that three arms. I saw three arms attached to me on one side, four on the other. “You pinched me. That hurt. Nuns shouldn’t … pinch … What did you give me? I hope to hell that syringe was sterile!”
Without a word, he pulled off his veil.
He?
Contents
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Twisted Sister
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Excerpt from DEEP SEA DEAD
Chapter One
About the Author
Also by Lori Avocato
Copyright
About the Publisher
One
“This won’t hurt.”
I looked at my well-meaning best friend and roommate, Miles Scarpello, and then snorted immediately after he spoke the foolish words.
My second best friend and roommate (Miles’s significant other), Goldie Perlman, joined in. “Really, Suga, it won’t hurt. Blow.” He waved his hand in the air like a magic wand but only managed to snag his lovely ecru silk scarf with a long, coral-painted nail. Goldie looked lovely in ecru. Matched his skin tone and made his golden-haired wig look more real.
Then again, Goldie looked beautiful in any color.
And always real.
My father added, “Come on, Pączki, I want a piece of cake.”
Everyone in the room leaned near, as if a budding thirty-five-year-old didn’t have the wind to blow out thirty-five stupid birthday candles. I groaned at Daddy’s pet name for me. He had used the endearing Polish term (for a big, fat, round, often prune-filled Polish donut, pronounced more like “paunchki”) since my birth, when I weighed in at a svelte ten pounds, five ounces. Okay, maybe svelte wasn’t exactly the correct term, but I remember seeing myself in the reflection of the metal bars of my bassinet and thinking I looked svelte and the nurse probably had her finger on the scale when she had weighed me.
My mother, Stella Sokol, blew out a breath and said, “Really, Pauline Sokol. You are making a mountain out of a molehill. Turning thirty-five is not the end of the world.”
I looked out the window of my mother’s house. It wasn’t hard to do from my seat, since she pulled back the “winter” drapes to let the sun shine through the sheer white ones each spring season. Yep. The world hadn’t ended and was still out there in full force.
And I was officially thirty-five years old.
And single.
And childless.
And in a profession I knew very little to nothing about—but wouldn’t trade for the world. Sure, I had thirteen years experience as a registered nurse, but being a “slightly experienced” medical-insurance-fraud investigator was just fine with me right now.
It was this stupid birthday thing that bugged me.
I looked around my parents’ house, which, by the way, was straight out of a Leave It to Beaver television show—with color added—and thought some days I might go insane.
Not that insanity ran in my family, but then again, there was that aunt back in Pennsylvania who used to wear five dresses at once when she traveled to Hope Valley, Connecticut, to come see us. Aunt Flo had insisted her dresses wouldn’t get wrinkled in her suitcase if she wore them all in the car. Once, when she’d had surgery on her knee, she put three fitted sheets on her bed so that post-op, she could peel one off each week, and she wouldn’t have to do a lot of laundry.
I thought that was very clever.
I turned back to look at my family and wondered if Aunt Flo had been the only one with “those” genes. Daddy was already licking cake frosting off his finger before my mother even had a chance to pick up the knife. He reached out again. She swatted his hand away.
Uncle Walt, my favorite uncle, who had lived with us since I was born, slept soundly—in his seat at the dining-room table—with telltale frosting on his lower lip, too.
Miles and Goldie giggled like little kids while pouring each other champagne into the crystal goblets my mother had had since the fifties. Wasn’t love grand?
The room was full of nieces, nephews, siblings and their spouses. I tried not to look.
Next to me at the table was Nick Caruso, a fellow investigator. Okay, I was stretching it. Nick was truly an investigator. Me, I was still a “newbie,” as my seamy boss, Fabio Scarpello (Miles’s uncle, since Miles had been adopted into the Scarpello family) would call me.
But hey, I’d finished two investigative cases, and didn’t get killed once.
As for Nick, he had become a bit more than a peer. We’d recently started dating. Dating. A term I’d almost forgotten. It hadn’t taken me long to get back into the swing of it, pretty much like riding a bicycle.
But, and I have to be honest here, Nick didn’t “do it” for me completely. Some might find him nice-looking, dressed impeccably in camel hair, suede or expensive linen anything, but I never got detonation—only a few shimmers. Nick was a doll, though, and treated me as such.
Then still, sitting across the table, and at the invitation of my mother, was … Jagger.
Oops. There went my heartbeat in a pitter-patter rhythm, and I hadn’t even looked at him that closely.
Jagger’d worked on my two cases with me, although, to this day, no one, including moi, knew who the hell he worked for. FBI. Insurance company. PI. No one knew, and Jagger didn’t share … anything. But he was darn driven.
Our eyes locked. Make that his locked mine as usual, and he gave a slight smile. I’d never done very well with that body language stuff, and trying to read Jagger was like fingering Braille. Not a clue. For all I knew, the smile could’ve come from some thought he’d just had—and not one about me.
He looked toward the cake, whose frosting was now nearly covered in wax
. For a second I thought about those wildfires that burn across millions of acres out west.
“Blow, Sherlock,” he said.
Sherlock. Damn. He used that pet name on me and each time my pretty damn high IQ took a nosedive to zero. And that “blow” part didn’t exactly have me thinking birthday cake.
Nick touched my arm. “Go ahead, Pauline.”
I yanked my eyes from Jagger to smile at Nick. Then I turned toward the cake, and puffed out my cheeks.
Eeeeeep! Eeeeeep!
Daddy jumped up. “Fire! Fire in the house!”
Mother shouted, “Calm down, Michael. There’s no fire. It’s only because there are thirty-five candles on Pauline’s cake, and that huge number set off the fire alarm.”
Amid Goldie and Miles’s snickers, Nick patting my arm in sympathy, Uncle Walt snoring and Jagger just, well, looking—I tried to shrink down to the size of the stupid burning birthday candles which, by the way, were already half gone.
I blew and missed five.
Mother shook her head.
Daddy snagged another finger-full of frosting, then spit it out into his napkin. “Damn wax.”
And Jagger motioned for me to come with him.
After I’d politely excused myself and given Nick a peck on the cheek, I walked into the hallway. Empty. Then I looked in the kitchen, which also had not changed since the Nixon era. Still aquamarine Formica, with pine cabinets and no dishwasher per my mother. Also no Jagger.
I leaned against the wall.
Maybe I’d imagined he wanted me to follow him. Maybe he only had a crick in his neck. Maybe he had to use the “little boys’ room,” and I’d die of embarrassment waiting for him in the hallway.
I spun around.
A hand grabbed me and yanked me through the kitchen and out the backdoor.
“What the—”
A finger covered my lips. A Jagger finger.
I had to literally bite my tongue so that it wouldn’t snake out and lick him.
“Keep it down, Sherlock.”
I looked around. This was my parents’ house. The neighbors had all lived around here a thousand years and didn’t pay much attention to anything except Lotto and Wheel of Fortune. No one would care what I said to Jagger.
So I pushed his finger away. A bit reluctantly, sure. “Why are you so secretive?”
He looked at me. “I need your help.”
If the March 24 air was a bit warmer than seasonal today, you couldn’t tell by me. I’d frozen on the spot when I heard those fateful words come out of Jagger’s sexy, full lips. Whenever he asked for my “help,” it meant donning my horrific scrubs. Scrubs I’d vowed (twice now) never to wear again. Because if he was asking for help—my help—that meant I’d have to go undercover again—as a registered nurse. And I still had scorch marks from burning out of that career.
“No!” flew out of my mouth.
Once again Jagger touched my lips. He leaned closer. I inhaled him. Male. That was Jagger’s scent. I could become a gazillionaire if I could bottle Jagger’s male scent.
“This will be a short case, Sherlock. I only need you to escort someone to the Cortona Institute of Life, outside of Hartford. You know, that psychiatric hospital near the river. Catholic place. Run by nuns.” He released his hold a bit. “One, two hours tops.”
“Why we?” I meant to say me, but with his hand over my lips couldn’t make myself clear. Besides, my hormones were wreaking havoc with my intelligence. I’m not sure if the left side of my brain or the right was in control right then, but there sure was a body war going on—and I knew either way I’d lose.
He moved his hand. “A nurse has to escort this woman there. I’m telling you, Sherlock. Two hours tops. Trust me.”
“I … I don’t know if—”
Jagger opened his black jacket (oh, yes, Jagger usually wore delicious black) and pulled out an envelope. “Almost forgot. Here.” With that he turned and walked down the steps. Over his shoulder he called, “Oh, yeah. Happy B-day.”
My heart flipped like an Olympian off the high dive with only a tenth of a point to go to win the gold.
I looked at the envelope. Jagger had given me a birthday present. I touched it gently as if it were made of precious eggshells. With my mind still on the envelope, I heard his words.
Trust me.
Those fateful words must have been spoken to many a victim throughout the ages.
“Pauline, come in here. You have guests,” my mother called through the window she’d opened and then quickly shut, before I could answer her.
I rolled my eyes. Guests. All I had was family and my two best friends in the world. I started up the steps and then remembered … I had Nick!
Oh … my … God.
I’d forgotten Nick. And Nick liked me. Nick had actually asked me out, and I think, at least one time, he’d said that he liked me. I stuck Jagger’s envelope inside my blouse. I didn’t have pockets long enough in my jeans and figured it may be a present that shouldn’t be bent, folded or mutilated.
I had to stop thinking about Jagger.
Once inside, my mother said, “Did Mr. Jagger leave?”
Damn. Even she couldn’t stop thinking of him.
I sat back down next to Nick and leaned closer. He turned and kissed my lips. Yikes. It felt better than an envelope next to your breast.
From the corner of my eye I noticed my mother’s eyebrows rise, and then she motioned for my father to look. Daddy licked frosting from his fingertips and nodded at me.
Great. At the age of thirty-five, I got approval from my parents for a kiss. What would they do if they knew Nick and I were sleeping together? That was a rhetorical question, by the way, since we actually hadn’t progressed to that stage in our relationship yet.
But I was open-minded.
“Pauline, I asked you if Mr. Jagger left,” Mother repeated.
I nodded. “Yes, Mother, Mr. Jagger left. He said to say thank you.” Okay, he said no such thing, but my mother liked him so much I thought I’d make him sound polite.
My nephew Wally, my sister Mary’s kid (Mary was going to be a nun at one time, but had chosen married life with kids thrown in to boot instead—after the good sisters had put her through college. Yikes.), shouted, “Open your presents, Auntie Pauline!”
I looked at Mary, dressed very much like the modern nuns. She always dressed in plain skirts and plain blouses, and I swear she sometimes wore a veil when home alone. I truly think she missed her calling. “Okay. Will you kids help me?”
A million nieces and nephews descended on my stack of loot. Well, at my age, the stack wasn’t too big. Mostly envelopes and two fancy birthday bags, which I knew had come from Goldie and Miles. I touched the envelope inside my blouse. I probably should stick it in the pile, but decided it might have something in it that I didn’t want the kids to see—or Nick.
Nick likes me. Nick likes me. Nick likes me!
Lately that had become my mantra to wash away “Jagger” thoughts and keep our relationship strictly business. Speaking of business, I groaned inside at the thought.
Scrubs.
Nursing.
Damn.
Wally held up a gift certificate to the local Stop and Save. Had to be from my parents. My mother thought I didn’t eat enough and probably never cooked. Okay, I ate lots of takeout and was a confessed lover of hospital food. I figured no one could call me desperate until I started liking airline food.
Next was a check from Uncle Walt, my savior. He’d loaned me money on more than one occasion, which helped me get my new career started. Wally said there was four zeros on it, which meant Uncle Walt had either given me a hundred dollars or ten thousand, and Wally wasn’t counting the cents.
I looked at the brightly colored birthday bags and turned to Goldie and Miles before even opening them. “Thanks, you guys. You didn’t have to.”
Miles reached over and took a bag. “Okay, I’ll return it.”
I grabbed it back. “No way
in hell.”
Mother clucked her tongue. “Pauline Sokol. There are children in the room.”
“Sorry, Mother,” I said when I could have argued that “hell” in itself was not a bad word. Maybe if I had kids I’d feel differently.
I pulled the ribbon off the first bag and reached inside. Something soft and silky touched my fingers. I grabbed it and pulled it out. “Oh, my God!”
“Pauline!”
“Okay, I’ll give you that one, Mother. Sorry. But, this is so … sexy!”
“Pauline!”
I looked at my mother’s wild eyes and decided against giving her a lecture that sex was a normal (and damn fun) human experience and my nieces and nephews probably knew more about it than she did, but instead I said, “Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.”
I held up the bright green camisole top from Miles. Then, I noticed Nick’s eyes light up. That’a guy Miles. He sure knew how to buy a present.
“Hurry up, Suga. I can’t wait!”
“Okay, Gold. Calm down.” I took his bag and shook it. “Hmm, let’s see. A car?”
He and Miles laughed.
“No? All right.” I squeezed the bag. “A new condo!”
Goldie grabbed the bag. “You’ll be thirty-six by the time you open it.”
My hand flew to my chest. I really thought I was having chest pains at that thought. In the meantime, Goldie had pulled out his present from the bag.
“Here, Suga!”
I looked at the lovely beaded necklace—and my face caught on fire. I couldn’t look at Nick because the necklace was an exact replica of one that I’d borrowed from Goldie one time—and in the throes of passion with Nick, the beads exploded—and Nick and I didn’t.
I leaned over and kissed Miles and Goldie. “You guys are the best.”
