by Tia Louise
I need to get her back to the city.
Digging in the pocket of my blazer, I pull out my phone and stare at the face. My lock screen is a photo of crystal blue waters, and for a moment, my thoughts blur. I left my home near the ocean with big dreams.
Half of them came true.
I finished undergrad at the top of my class, went to law school on a free-ride, headed straight into a Top Five firm when I graduated, and now I’m one of the highest-paid litigators handling mostly corporate corruption with the occasional car crash thrown in for variety.
My face is in every “Top Thirty under Thirty” feature in the city and online. My phone never stops ringing.
My fucking dad is so fucking proud.
I’ve done it all.
And I’m all alone.
“I’ve got to get out of here.” Dropping my chin, I rub my eyes.
The shush of feet running through the leaves is punctuated with high giggles breaking the silence. My eyes have adjusted to the semi-darkness, and I see Tiffany coming back, completely naked, blonde hair glistening with water, tits bouncing with every step.
“What are you doing back here?” Her voice is thick, and she curves into my chest, holding my neck and trying to kiss me.
She’s slippery and loose. Her kiss is easy to dodge, but not her wet body pressing against my dress shirt.
“I was just thinking the same thing,” My jaw tightens, and I lift my chin away from her face.
“God, you’re so hard,” she giggles. My brow furrows. I’m not the least bit aroused. “Like a wall of granite.”
“Look, Tiff, I’m calling you a Lyft.” I’m back to tapping my phone. “What’s your address?”
“What?” she whisper-shrieks. “Wait a second—”
“Never mind.” I bring up the firm directory, and she’s gone from my chest. It takes me a second to realize she’s dropped to her knees in front of me and her hands are on my belt.
“Stop…” I tap the buttons on the app faster, using my free hand to sweep her away from my fly.
“Stop, stop…” She laughs, her voice high and teasing. “What guy doesn’t want a blow job?”
“Stop!” I’ve managed to book her a ride, but she’s got my pants open and is handling my dick.
“Fuck me,” she moans. I look down, and she looks up. The whites of her eyes are visible, and her mouth is a delighted O. “The rumors are true!”
“Get up.” Shoving my phone in my pocket, I grasp under her arms, pulling her to her feet.
“Oh, Jackson!” She pokes her lips out, face pouty. “Let me ride your big… huge… cock!”
“Where’s your dress?”
Moving fast, I refasten my pants with one hand. I’m still holding her by the upper arm, keeping her with me as I circle, looking for where I saw red silk fly over her head.
“There it is.” I take her to where the dress is laying discarded on the path.
“You’re always alone,” she sulks, stomping beside me as I lead her to the car and hold her against it. I brace her with one leg so she can’t wiggle away, while I fumble with the fabric, searching for the neck hole.
“Are you gay?” Her voice sounds like every drunk college girl I ever turned away.
“No,” I answer flatly.
“When’s the last time you got laid?”
Her blonde hair catches in the fabric, and I untwist it, pulling the material down her sticky body as best as I can.
“I get laid,” I growl, considering it has been a while.
I’ve been so focused on my work, this case… Now the last thing on my mind is fucking some drunk girl. First, her consent is dubious. Second, she’s our receptionist and could yell sexual harassment or worse.
“I’m not dipping my pen in the company ink.”
“I’ll quit my job!” she cries, still holding onto me. “Just kiss me once.”
“Where is that fucking Lyft?” I reach into my jacket again. “He’s here!”
Sure enough, high beams cut through the woods, curving around the black trees. I start up the lane in the direction of the road.
“My shoes!” she shrieks, trying to run back the way she came. “They’re Louboutins!”
My grip tightens on her arm, until I’m practically carrying her to the waiting car. “I’ll ship them to you at the office.”
“You’re not coming back to work? What are you going to do?”
Hesitating a moment, I realize it’s a good question. I know what I want to do—what’s nudging at my brain. What I’ve wanted to do for so long…
I’m tired and my thoughts are twisted and cloudy, but I know what I want more than anything. “I have a meeting to attend.”
“Now?”
“Right now.”
The Lyft pulls away, taking Tiffany back home. I head straight to my car, pulling out my phone as I walk. My disbelief is gone, my head is clear, and I have to face this.
* * *
“Jackson.” Brice Wagner’s low voice is laced with condescension as he ushers me into his enormous wood-paneled study. “What brings you all the way out here at this hour?”
It took me two hours to drive to my elder partner’s ocean front estate north of the city. From the smell of his breath, he’s been working on his own scotch, luxuriating in the close of our case, no doubt.
Thinking how much we could have lost…
How much I saved.
How much he covered up.
“I was doing some housekeeping before I shut down tonight.”
“You young bucks.” He slaps my back, barking out a laugh as he rounds his desk. “After today’s win, at your age, I’d be out on the town, a bottle in each hand and a blonde on each arm.”
“No doubt,” I say, placing a hand on the stiff leather wingback across the massive mahogany desk from my partner. “I had something like that in mind.”
It’s true. I’d been finishing up, pulling all the files together ahead of what I hoped would be a long weekend.
Until I opened the office intranet we shared on the case.
Until I discovered the hidden folder labeled “Disposed documents.”
The folder password protected with a dead child’s name.
“Well?” He pours a crystal tumbler of amber liquid and holds it out to me. “What stopped you?”
I take the crystal and tilt it side to side, studying the trail of the liquid as it moves. The room smells of antique furniture and oiled leather. It’s moneyed and ancient, and knowing what I know now, it’s all the rotten stench of corruption.
A strange calm filters through my chest as I say my next words. “I had in mind a long weekend, possibly a week off. We put in a lot of hours on this one.”
“You’re right.” He rocks back in his desk chair and props a foot on the corner. I watch as he pulls out a fat cigar and clips the end. He doesn’t offer me one, not that I’d take it.
Eventually, the pungent scent of cigar smoke drifts across to me as I continue. “But the settlement agreement and release need to go out. I had to be sure Lori could find what she needed to get it done…”
“Okay.”
I’ve reached the end of my patience, so I say what I came here to say. I speak the heart of the prosecution’s case. “Johnny Mauck had been driving for thirty hours straight when he lost control of his rig and skidded across that median.”
Brice lowers his foot and turns slowly to face me. Anger fires red in his watery eyes, but it’s nothing compared to the fucking inferno in my chest.
“Stop right there.” His voice is a calm warning.
“Big Traxx paid for the amphetamines that kept him driving. You were at the scene. You knew it all along.” Every breath is hot. “I found the documents, the logs, the prescription… everything that should have been provided during litigation.”
“You found nothing.” He speaks the words slowly, ominously, dark eyes like stone.
My eyes are flint. “I found it all.”
We’re
silent, sizing each other up. The brass clock on the mantle above the fireplace is the only noise, ticking louder than the beating of a drum. If I had any lingering doubts, any question of what I had to do on the long drive out here, his response put the final nail in that coffin.
Finally, he leans forward. His leather chair creaks under his weight. “So you’ve made your decision?”
The fist in my chest still hasn’t unclenched. Perhaps it never will. Either way, the answer is yes. “I’m not doing this anymore.”
He has the nerve to look smug. “Where will you go?”
“Back to the beginning.”
If I’ve lost everything, I might as well. I’ll walk away. All the way to the only place I’ve ever known happiness.
I’ll pick up the pieces and start over.
Two
Ember
It’s a penis.
I stand in front of the table looking down, and there is no mistaking what it is.
Hours of online courses, too many YouTube videos to count (so many YouTube videos), correspondence courses at the community college, and this is what it comes down to…
Penis cakes for money.
Tabby rocks forward on her stool, leaning on her elbows watching me carve the corners off the beige sheet cake. Her jet-black hair is smoothed into thick curls, and a red handkerchief is wrapped around her head. Severe bangs, arched brows, and velvet-red lips. My best friend is punk rock Bettie Page.
“How can you make these and be so unaffected?”
I continue carving two round balls at the bottom of the long, almond-colored shaft. “It’s cake.”
“Still… you haven’t been with a guy in what? Five years?”
“Don’t go there.”
“I’m just saying. That’s one well-constructed penis.”
“Again, it’s cake.”
“I wish Liam was black.” Instantly her green eyes go round, and she leans closer, whispering, “Is that racist?”
“Depends on what you say next. Why?”
She falls back on the stool, her eyes fluttering shut. “Because your Devil’s food cake with the coconut pecan buttercream icing and dark chocolate ganache is better than sex.”
“Then you’re not doing it right.”
“You’re not doing it at all!”
Cutting my eyes at her, I set the sharp knife aside.
She sniffs. “Well, you’re not.”
Choosing to ignore her jab, I return to her original statement, reaching for the bowl of vanilla pastry cream. “Liam is white. His penis has to match him.” Pausing in my filling, I study the bisected cake in front of me. “I was planning to use all this cream for the inside, but maybe I should save some for the tip…”
“Oh my god,” Tabby snorts. “Mousey little Donna White has totally knocked my socks off. This is the tackiest order in the history of Ember Rose Cakes!”
I arch an eyebrow at her. “Donna didn’t order it.”
Red-velvet lips part, and Tabby’s eyes sparkle with mischief. “Who did?”
“Help me.”
She lifts the opposite end of the top layer, and together we slowly place it over the cream-filled bottom.
The little bell over the door rings, and I step back, crossing my arms, admiring the lifelike almond-sponge penis cake with vanilla cream filling. “She doesn’t like fondant, so I’m thinking I’ll cover it in beige marzipan—”
“You’re working late tonight, Ember.” My mother’s stern voice echoes through the large, empty store (a.k.a., my future bakery-slash-home).
With a hiss, Tabby spins beside me, blocking the cake with her body. I freeze, my heart thudding frantically in my chest. Oh, shit.
“Uh…” Tabby walks fast to meet my mother halfway between the front door and the large table at the back wall where I do my decorating. “We got a last-minute cake order for Donna’s shower.”
I frantically look for anything to cover the oversized male member—as if that could possibly save us from the shit-storm about to erupt.
“That’s nice.” Condescension is thick in her voice. “Donna’s mother has been a faithful member of the church since you were little girls. I’m sure she’ll appreciate your talent…”
My mother stops, and a knot lodges in my throat. Seconds like hours tick past as she steps around my best friend, arms crossed, frowning down at the phallus. Thank God I haven’t added the extra cream to the tip yet.
“What is this?” Her voice is hard, disgusted.
“Just what the doctor ordered!” Tabby calls out. “A little taste of what’s to come!”
It’s no use. My mother is impervious to humor.
“God gives you a talent, Emberly Rose, and this is how you thank him? By making porn?”
My mind drifts to a list of questions, the way it always does when her lectures start: Would God really be angry about a cake shaped like Donna’s future husband’s penis? Doesn’t God have bigger fish to fry? Does God even fry fish? Jesus ate fish…
“Are you listening to me, Emberly Rose?”
I blink back to attention. “It seemed like an interesting challenge.”
The sweetest little voice cuts through the tension in the air. “Mommy’s cake! Mommy’s cake!” Everything is forgotten as I dash forward, scooping my little girl into my arms.
“Coco bean!” I spin her around and kiss her velvety cheek. The entire world is suddenly brighter.
“The purple monster says tres!” she chants.
“Tres?” I pretend to be confused. “What is tres?”
“Three!” she cries holding up three small fingers.
“That’s right!” I hug her body snug against mine.
All the shame and fear are gone when I hold Coco, but she starts to wiggle. She wants to get down.
“I want cake! Mommy cake!”
My mother is quick to interrupt. “Colette, come to Grandmother.”
“Cake! Cake! Cake!” Her little eyes sparkle and two dimples punctuate her cheeks as she cheers for cake.
Happiness rises in my chest with every pump of her cute little fist over her head.
“How about this…” I go to her and kneel, putting my hands on her tiny waist. She puts her hands on the tops of my shoulders, her dark eyes suddenly serious. “I’ll make you a special cupcake with a purple monster and a big three on it.”
“I’m four now.”
“This isn’t a birthday cake.” I smooth my fingers in her hair, moving a cluster of silky brunette curls behind her ear. “It’s a special cake, and I’ll give it to you tomorrow.”
“You won’t spend the night?”
My heart sinks with her question, but I can’t spend another night in my mother’s house. I just can’t.
“I have to fix this house for us. Remember? We’re going to live upstairs. And I’ll be over first thing tomorrow with your cupcake.”
I carry her to the door where my mother waits, disapproval lining her thin lips. “Church tomorrow. I expect you to be there.”
“I will.” I give Coco another hug, taking a deep inhale of her sweet little girl scent. “Go with Granny now.”
“Grandmother.” My mother corrects me. “Come, Colette.”
“Let’s go, Granny!” Coco wiggles out of my arms to the floor then hops out like a kangaroo.
Tabby snorts behind me, and my mother’s eyes narrow. “We’ll finish this tomorrow.”
With that she strides out, and I push the door closed behind them, resting my forehead against the glass.
“I swear, if that little girl were any less stubborn, I’d be worried about her,” Tabby says from behind me.
I watch them a few seconds longer—my mother trying unsuccessfully to hold Coco’s hand while they walk the four blocks to her house, the old house where I grew up.
“She’ll be okay a little while longer,” I say, feeling like my heart is hopping away from me, batting at her grandmother’s hand with every bounce.
“Old battle axe. I guess you survive
d living with her.”
“She wasn’t like this before Minnie died.” My voice is quiet, repeating a memory.
“Says who.” It’s not a question. It’s a skeptical retort from my bestie.
“Aunt Agnes. She said my mother used to know how to have fun.”
“I don’t believe it.”
“To be honest, I’ve never believed it either.” I don’t even remember my older sister.
“You’re too independent for her. She can’t handle it. She almost lost her mind when you took up with Jackson Cane so young—”
Cutting my eyes, I stop that line of conversation. “We don’t talk about him.”
“We should.” Tabby studies my face. “He’s the only guy you were ever serious about.”
He said he’d come back, and he never did…
Exhaling deeply, I return to my phallic creation. “Ancient history. Now let’s finish this thing before it’s too late.”
I ditch the marzipan idea and opt instead for a skin-toned buttercream. Tabby starts cleaning up, and I’m almost finished frosting when the bell over the door rings again.
“What is this, Grand Central?” Tabby mutters.
“How’s it hanging, girls?”
“Jesus!” Tabby jerks around with a gasp, running to meet Betty Pepper, Oceanside Village’s busiest of the ancient busybodies.
“Hi, Miss B!” she calls too loudly, intercepting the old woman. “What brings you to the store this evening?”
Betty glances around. “You should have items to sell if it’s a store.”
“Soon, Miss B… Just you wait,” I call out. I’ve finished frosting the balls, and I reach for the bowl of dark chocolate shavings to sprinkle over them.
“How’s my order coming?” Betty asks, and I’m pretty sure Tabs swallows her gum.
“Just finishing now,” I call over my shoulder.
“Wait!” Tabby holds out her hand. “Hold the phone. Betty Pepper ordered that?”
The squat octogenarian pushes my rockabilly roommate aside and joins me at the massive, weathered-wood table where I work.
“Oh,” she gasps. “Emberly Rose!”
Tabby’s right behind her. “You ordered the penis cake?”
“Oh, yes!” BP clutches her chest.
