by Glen Cook
"Well?" Chodo said, like he was in a hurry to get it over. Like he wanted to see if I had what it would take.
The witch wobbled to her feet. "Let's get a leash on her," I suggested. "Chodo asked a question I never heard answered. I'd like to know myself."
Chodo smiled feebly. "I knew you had a price, Mr. Garrett. It's a high one, admittedly, but it turns out you're human."
"I want to destroy it. If I have to lug it up to thunder-lizard country and dump it into a volcano."
He eyed me while Crask and Sadler rummaged for a choker for the Serpent. His smile faded, then returned. "You really would." He shook his head. "You understand about this afternoon?"
‘‘Not really."
"I believe you. My error. I appear to have been misinformed and thereby have moved to a false conclusion. But more than one source suggested you knew the whereabouts of the book. I wanted to ask about that. All I accomplished was to activate your enmity. Well. You can't beat the house."
"Why the hell would anybody think I'd know where the damned book is? I've been running myself crazy trying to get a lead on it."
Winger muttered, "We going to stand around jawing all night? We're going to have those runts out there after us real soon now. Let's do what we got to do and get."
"I think they're done. I don't think they'll be any more trouble."
She went to check through the peephole.
I looked at Chodo.
I couldn't do it. And he knew I couldn't. He smiled. And not like he'd won some victory but like I'd won one and he was pleased. He smiled even knowing he wasn't going to get out of anything. Crask and Sadler didn't have my sensibilities. They wouldn't forgive and forget.
Bigger smile on a devil's ugly face. "Look out for my baby, Mr. Garrett."
I nodded.
"She'll be fine," Crask said. And she would. That's the way those people worked. They counted women and children out, untouchable.
"Gods," Winger said from the peephole. She turned away pale, shocked. I decided I didn't want to see anything that would shock Winger.
Crask and Sadler eyed her, responding to the grim awe edging her voice...
The Serpent let Crask have it in the crotch. He folded up. She leaped at Chodo...
45
I like to make out that I'm fast on my mental feet, but usually I'm no quicker than anybody else. When a woman is involved, I can be frightfully slow. But I do have a knack for seeing right and doing right when my tail is on the line.
Everything seemed to slow down as the Serpent lunged toward the kingpin. I noted that she was not totally naked. She wore a ring. A big ugly snake thing probably still on her because they hadn't wanted to chop her finger off till after she died. I started to yell but it was too late.
She hit Chodo while Crask was still folding and Sadler was turning to see. She didn't know where she was going but knew she couldn't stay. Anywhere would be safer than here.
I yelled, "Winger! Come on! Let's get her!"
She responded without thinking. Good for her.
It had occurred to me that this was the ideal moment to separate ourselves from Crask and Sadler. Before they started considering who ought to follow the kingpin down that dark road.
The witch had a good sense of where to run. We couldn't corner her. She found her way out of the hidden passages. She fled the house from the rear. And gained on us while doing it.
I pounded around the side of the house just as she reached the front and almost landed in the middle of the departing dwarves. She whirled and headed east, toward the false dawn just beginning to define the vineyard hills.
Now Winger and I gained ground. We had longer legs and no need to worry about scratches from weeds and brush.
A winged shape dropped out of nowhere, brushed the Serpent's right shoulder, staggered her. Another followed it, then another, forcing her to change course.
Winger grabbed my arm. "Slow down. We might not ought to catch up."
"Huh?" I'd stopped thinking much.
"They're steering her."
They were indeed. I slowed to a trot and tried getting my brain to perking again. But I'd used my daily ration of smarts in Chodo's secret room.
The Serpent scrambled over the estate wall, raced for the cover of a woodlot following a small creek. MorCartha swarmed around her as Winger and I cleared the wall. They ignored us completely. The witch stopped just short of the trees, looked around wildly. MorCartha were there to cut off any attempt at retreat.
Men came out of the woods. Little guys, all of them, but men, not elves or dwarves or whatever. They surrounded the Serpent. A little old guy with glasses hobbled after them.
Willard Tate.
"Whoa," I said. "Stop right there, Winger. Good. Now, real careful, let's stroll toward the road." In half a second I'd overcome an impulse to go down and talk some sense into the Tates. That might not be any healthier than going back to hang around with Crask and Sadler. Willard Tate appeared demonic in the feeble light. He was set to get even with the world.
"What's happening?" Winger asked.
"You don't really want to know." Old Man Tate had his tools with him. I kept easing toward the road, hoping I wouldn't catch anyone's eye. "That old man there. His niece was the one the Serpent's thugs hit by mistake." I wondered how much he'd spent to arrange this encounter I wondered how much had been engineered and how much was pure luck. I didn't have any urge to go ask. Uncle Willard might decide it was a fine time to uncomplicate Tinnie's life by removing her favorite ex-Marine.
The Serpent screamed.
"You going to do something?"
"Yeah. Get my dearly beloved ass out of here. Too many people with their blood up in this neighborhood. I'm going to go home and lock myself in for a month, then I'll start trying to figure out what the hell became of that damned Book of Shadows."
I had an idea. It weighed five hundred pounds and was mad as a hatter. Process of elimination. Everybody else who had the slightest interest didn't have the book. Therefore, Easterman did or knew where it was. Maybe he wanted the excitement to settle down some before he started playing Fido the Terrible.
The Serpent had one hell of a set of lungs. She howled steadily. I didn't look back.
I'd make my peace with me about that later. After I got used to the idea of still being healthy.
46
Six hundred yards southwest of Chodo's gate the road to TunFaire crosses a small stone bridge over the creek that supports the woodlot where the Tates had waited in ambush. A pair of unsavory sorts were perched on the sides of that bridge. Seedy morCartha inhabited the trees overhead, for once uncontentious. Presumably they belonged to the same tribe, perhaps the same family.
The shorter character stood, dusted his seat, gave me a big smile filled with pointy dark-elf teeth. "Everything come out, Garrett?" He was a handsome devil.
I kept cool Cucumber Garrett, they call me icicles for bones. "You see before you the infamous Morley Dotes," I told Winger. Obviously, he wanted me to ply him with questions. I didn't. I'd show him. I'd spoil his whole day.
"He sure don't look like much.
"That's what the girls all say."
Saucerhead, still seated, grinned, spat into the creek. He glanced upstream. "Some excitement, huh?"
"Routine. They never had a chance once I got rolling. I'd love to hang around and swap lies, but I haven't had my breakfast."
Saucerhead got up. He and Morley tagged along after us. Dotes sounded wounded when he said, "Routine? Your tail was an inch short of going down for the last time all the way. If I hadn't had you covered every step..."
Saucerhead told me, "We hired these morCartha to watch and report so we could jump in if you got in too deep."
"Oh. It was you guys that got me away from Chodo's kidnappers and that thunder-lizard?"
Morley hemmed and hawed. "You know the morCartha. Short attention spans. They kind of lost you that time. But your luck held. We were on you the rest of the time."
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br /> "Maybe half the time," Saucerhead admitted. "Well, maybe a quarter of the time. People got to sleep some."
"My pals," I told Winger. "They look out for me."
"Hey," Morley protested. "Don't be that way. I set it up so it came out in the end, didn't I?"
"I don't know. Did you?"
Morley isn't one to blow his own horn, not any louder than the trumps of doom, anyway, so he let Saucerhead explain. Seems Morley smelled something in the wind early, something that would get me and Chodo butting heads. He'd stopped hiding and sulking over Chodo's having commandeered his place, had made arrangements. He'd gotten in touch with most everyone looking for the book and offered to become their warlord. Gnorst's bunch had no practical experience hunting and fighting. Likewise the Tates. And his reputation was dark enough to endear him to the witch's gang. Naturally, he'd gotten all parties to pay him in advance. Then he'd nudged everybody together for the final free-for-all.
"I thought it was pretty slick,' Morley grumbled.
"Yeah," Saucerhead said. "Way it came out, it even halfway solved the morCartha problem." He looked around to see if any hired hands were following. They'd lost interest. He was relieved.
Morley chuckled. "Don't worry about them. They're back there cleaning out Chodo's place."
I didn't have much to say. Let Morley think he'd covered me. He was a friend, sort of, and he'd tried. I guess it was his morCartha I'd sensed when I'd had that feeling of being watched. It had been him and Tharpe and the Tates in the boat that had followed me and Winger up the river. Let him think what he wanted. I was sure his contribution didn't mean much. Things couldn't have turned out much different, the nature of the greedy beast being what it is.
As we entered the city I asked Winger, "You still on Fido's payroll? I still have to go after that book."
"I don't think so." She was puffing.
I chuckled. "Want we should stop somewhere, get you a mule?"
"For what?" She did a good puzzled look.
"So you don't collapse. You must be lugging a hundred pounds of loot. I was amazed you kept up when we were chasing the Serpent."
She got huffy but denied nothing.
Hell, she clanked when she moved.
Morley was thoughtful. He observed, "We may be in for interesting times, what with the kingpin's spot up for grabs."
"Crask and Sadler are smarter than they act. Who could challenge them?"
"Each other."
Winger eyed him hard. "Is he that naive, Garrett?" I skipped answering because I'd figured those two out only recently myself. "Power changes people. Some get greedy."
"They're going to worry about the world, not each other."
"Whatever," Morley said. And: "All's well that ends well." We were in the Safety Zone then. "I've got to go see if I have a place left."
"Yeah," Saucerhead said "I better check in with Molly. She maybe might be a little worried. I never let her know what was up."
As he headed for his place a flight of thunder-lizards swept over. Only the pigeons got excited. Folk in the street scarcely noticed. That was TunFaire. Anything can happen so everyone gets used to everything quickly.
Winger clanked a little closer. She looked as bad as I felt. "Your friend was right. All's well that ends well."
"But this isn't over. I haven't taken care of that damned Book of Shadows."
"Let's get some shut-eye first, though. Eh?"
"I could handle a few weeks of that." I didn't have much energy left but there were loose ends. Tinnie. Carla Lindo. The book. Maybe Fido Easterman. Not to mention Crask and Sadler. But I couldn't concentrate on them. With home and bed so near, I was fading fast.
So. Trudge trudge, drag drag, off Wizard's Reach into Macunado Street... "Oh, hell! Now what?" I drifted over and parked the back of my lap on a neighbor's steps.
There was a crowd in front of my place, oohing and ahing. But the attraction wasn't anything as commonplace as flying thunder-lizards.
A huge character in star-spangled black floated twenty feet above the street, twisting and spinning and making motions like he was trying to swim. He didn't get anywhere. Fido Easterman.
He spotted Winger, started bellowing like a potato auctioneer.
I dragged myself to my feet, ambled closer. I noted that Fido's whole gang was with him, though no one else was airborne. The rest were in the street, stiff as hardened leather. Some, caught in midstride, had toppled.
"What the hell?" Winger said. "What the hell?"
"He pissed the Dead Man off somehow."
There were ogres on my stoop, also rigid. My door was open. Busted open. No wonder Old Bones was peckish.
I didn't hurt myself getting in a hurry. The Dead Man had it under control. I slithered through the crowd, stopped to eyeball Easterman.
"Get me down!"
"Why? You want more trouble than you've got?"
Easterman flailed at the air, snarled something about somebody was getting away, then started laying on the threats.
He popped up fifteen feet, then fell, howling. People scattered. He started darting around like a feeding bat. People clapped and cheered and yelled suggestions about what he should try next. He really had the Dead Man's goat.
I shouted, "What did you do? Try to break in? Why do a dumb thing like that?"
Fido glowered as he whizzed by.
The Dead Man tossed him high and let him fall till his nose was four inches from the pavement, then flipped him up again. How long had this been going on? The Dead Man's powers are amazing, but there are limits to his endurance.
"The book!" Easterman wailed. "I meant to snatch the book."
"I can understand that. I'd like to snatch it myself. But why bust up my place?"
He didn't have anything more to say. Not yet. The Dead Man set him spinning. He got busy dumping his last six meals. People scattered again, grumbling. This part of the show wasn't so attractive.
Winger told me, "He's always been convinced that you have the book hidden at home. That's why he sent me in the first place. To root around."
"Huh? Then he's even crazier than I thought. Don't go away, Fido." I headed for the house. Mounting the steps, I removed the big green litter there, tossing it into the gutter where it belonged.
They'd chopped my door all to hell. Dean could use it for kindling. I wasn't pleased.
The door to the small front room stood ajar. Had the Dead Man let them get that far before he reacted? No. Dean was in there. "Dean? What's the matter?" He was seated on the daybed, sniffling, fiddling with gray burlap he had wrapped around one hand.
He needed time to respond. "Oh! Mr. Garrett!" It was shock. "I tried to stop her. I couldn't."
Winger had invited herself aboard. She said, "He's been cut, Garrett." Yes. The floor between his feet was bloody.
I moved then, thinking he was badly hurt. But he wasn't. His left hand had been laid open to the bone, though, like he'd grabbed a blade. "What happened?"
"She took the book, Mr. Garrett. Right after those creatures tried to break in. I caught her unwrapping it. I tried to take it away
What was he babbling about? "What are you babbling about?" Then I spotted a torn brass page under his foot. The page that had cut his hand.
"That Book of Shadows. It was here all the time. Under the daybed. And she knew it."
She knew it? How did she know it? How come he hadn't found it while he was cleaning? We were maybe going to have to have a talk about his housekeeping. Under the daybed? How the hell did it get under there?
"Oh, my." I recalled a certain naked vision of a morning past. She'd carried a bundle wrapped in cloth like that wrapped around Dean's hand. I'd paid no attention because there'd been distractions. If I'd thought of that package at all, I'd assumed she'd taken it with her when she'd done her fade. "Carla Lindo grabbed it? She knew where it was and took off with it?"
Dean nodded.
I catch on real quick. "Winger, see what you can do about that hand. I need t
o go yell at my partner."
You had best not, the Dead Man sent as I charged into his den. I was as surprised as Dean.
"You couldn't be. You know the inside of everybody's head. You playing some kind of game?"
I was ignorant of what was happening at deeper levels of her mind, though now it is obvious that her principal motive for staying here was to locate and remain near the Book of Shadows. Note that I was unable to read the mind of the Serpent and unaware of the presence of the other while they were here in the guise of Carla Lindo Ramada. This suggests that there is something quite unusual about that young woman.
"Really?" I was angry. Needless to say. One half-wit thought after the naked woman's departure and I could have saved us all a peck of trouble. I could have poked around, found the book, and destroyed it publicly. End of excitement. But no! I had to let myself get distracted by acres and acres of redheads.
I am doing my part here, Garrett. But I have no legs.
"Say what?"
It has not been twenty minutes since the little devil fled. You know where she is going.
I thought I knew where I was going. Upstairs. To bed. "More power to her."
Garrett! It has been demonstrated to my satisfaction that that woman is not one of the good people either. I suggest you consider what use she or her father might have for the Book of Shadows Take into consideration their supposed base of operations, an unassailable fortress.
His feelings were hurt because he'd been taken in. He wanted blood "All right. All right." I needed this like I needed another vacation at the kingpin's place. What I did need was rest, about thirty quarts of cold beer, a ten-pound steak, rare and smothered in mushrooms. A long soak in a tub wouldn't hurt, either. "I'm on my way " Why do I do these things to me?
On my way where? There was a whole world out there.
She has to head west, Garrett.
That narrowed it down. There's only one way out of the city if you're headed west.
47
Winger invited herself along. I didn't argue. She could stick pins in me, keep me awake.
