How to Train Your Dragon: How to Fight a Dragon's Fury

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by Cressida Cowell


  becalmed.

  But as the Dragon Furious turned his head

  downward, he caught, out of the corner of his eye a

  tiny glint of something shiny in the air.

  What was that?

  He jerked his head up again.

  There it was again, a little flash, a little speck of

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  sunlight glinting on something moving.

  The Dragon narrowed his eyes.

  What in the name of Thor and his mighty dragon

  Worldshaker could it possibly be?

  There it was again, a bright spark, or a wink.

  Great forked-tongued giants! It was the sun

  shining on the tip of a sword! A sword levitating through

  the air!

  It was indeed, for the Witch was so eager to make

  the kill, that she drew the Stormblade a little early and

  held it high above her head, so that the tip of it was

  visible above the body of the diving Stealth Dragon.

  If you had looked down on that scene, it might

  have seemed as if the Stormblade itself was flying

  through the atmosphere, on its own, as if it were

  magnetically being drawn towards Hiccup’s heart…

  And history might, indeed, have repeated itself,

  had the Dragon Furious not seen that tiny pinprick of a

  sword slicing through the clouds.

  The Dragon Furious gave a great scream.

  He acted without thinking.

  In that split second, it was as if it was a hundred

  years ago, when Furious looked down and saw

  Grimbeard the Ghastly bringing down the Stormblade

  against an unarmed Hiccup the Second…

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  Back then, Furious had desperately dived, flying

  with all of his wing strength…

  He had tried to place his body in between his

  beloved Master and the sword…

  But he had leapt too late.

  So now, one hundred years later, the Dragon

  sprang forward, placing his whole body between the

  sword and Hiccup, shielding him. He spread wide his

  wings and stood up to his greatest extent, so that there

  was suddenly an entire dragon mountain between

  Hiccup and the Stormblade.

  The Stealth Dragon was travelling so fast he

  crashed straight into the gigantic Seadragon’s chest.

  Holding the Stormblade above her head with both

  hands and throwing her entire body weight behind it,

  the Witch plunged the sword into the Dragon Furious’s

  chest.

  The plunge made her lose her balance; she lost

  her footing on the Stealth Dragon’s back, and with

  an ‘ooh!’ of surprise, the Dragon dropped away from

  beneath her, and the Witch was left swinging from

  the sword-hilt of the Stormblade, at a dizzyingly high

  distance from the ground.

  The Dragon Furious started in surprise and

  shock, just as you might, if someone had stuck a pin

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  into you. He looked

  down to see the tiny

  little figure of the Witch

  swinging from that pin,

  equally surprised to find

  herself attacking Furious

  rather than Hiccup.

  The Dragon reached

  down, and plucked the

  Witch off him, and flicked her

  away with his fingers from that

  astonishing height…

  UP, UP, UP through the

  air soared the Witch, her little

  limbs working back and forth like

  the legs of a white cockroach… and

  DOWN, DOWN, DOWN she fell,

  in a most satisfying arc for those of

  us who like people being given their

  just rewards, right bang splat plumb

  into the slimy depths of the blowhole

  of Woden’s Throat.

  The blowhole, so deep that

  it was rumoured to go down to the

  centre of the earth itself, swallowed

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  up the

  Witch, and then

  with a great satisfied

  belch, it shot a triumphant

  trumpeting spout of water way,

  way into the air, as if the Reef

  itself were alive, and were digesting

  its lunch.

  ‘Oh, thank Thor!’ whispered Hiccup.

  ‘The Witch is dead…’

  After all these cruelties, all these years, the

  Witch who was the boiled-down essence of evil,

  eager for empires and hungry for power, the Witch, at

  last, was dead.

  It was difficult to feel any sadness for the death of

  so very wicked a person.

  ‘Are you all right, little blood-brother?’ asked

  the Dragon Furious.

  ‘I’m fine…’ replied Hiccup shakily. ‘I’m just

  fine… Are you all right too?’

  It was just a tiny scratch on his chest. The Dragon

  Furious would be fine.

  Of course he would be fine.

  The Stormblade was merely the size of a pin, or a

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  needle,

  in relation to

  the Dragon’s gigantic

  bulk. The Dragon had

  drawn out the Stormblade as

  if it were the annoying sting of

  a wasp, and flicked it away with

  the same careless anger as he had

  snuffed and flicked the Witch.

  Surely surely, he would be fine.

  ‘He’s fine…’ breathed the

  Wodensfang, with relief. ‘He’s fine…’

  ‘THE WITCH IS DEAD! ALVIN

  IS DEAD, AND I HAVE MADE THE

  HUMAN KING HICCUP THE THIRD,

  MY BLOOD-BROTHER, A PROMISE!

  AND I WILL KEEP THAT PROMISE,’

  said the Dragon Furious.

  He turned to Hiccup, and Hiccup could see

  the Dragon’s chest, where the tiny wound from the

  Stormblade, showed an infinitesimal scratch.

  ‘FOR A PROMISE IS A PROMISE, IF IT IS

  MADE IN BLOOD.’

  But then the great Dragon stiffened and grew

  strangely still.

  The great Dragon in front of them, so splendid in

  the might and height of his glory, trembled and choked.

  ‘No,’ said Hiccup. ‘No… no… no… I don’t

  understand, Wodensfang, what is happening?’

  ‘I don’t know,’ whispered the Wodensfang. ‘But

  I feel a sudden dread…’

  The Dragon Furious had shrugged off a thousand

  pesky human sword-cuts. The prick of a needle could

  not have any effect on a Seadragon the size of a

  mountain.

  Unless…

  Unless the Stormblade was poisoned.

  Unless it was poisoned, not with the slow-working

  poison of the Venomous Vorpent, for which Hiccup

  had found the antidote, but with the most potent and

  devastating drug that a wicked Witch could lay her

  hands on.

  However many good human beings there are,

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  trying to do good things, what do you do about the evil

  ones who are waiting in the wings, and who, in one

  second of destructive wickedness, undo all the work

  that the good human beings have been working on

  patiently for lifetimes?

  No. NO.

  ‘Wodensfang, quick! There must be something

  we can do?’ said Hiccup,

  ‘There is nothing y
ou can do,’ whispered the

  Dragon Furious. ‘The Witch has poisoned me…’

  Hiccup gaped as the great Dragon swayed before

  him.

  ‘This is all my fault…’ wept Hiccup.

  ‘It is not your fault,’ said the Dragon. ‘You

  acted in good faith. But you see,’ said the Dragon

  Furious affectionately to Hiccup, ‘this is what I have

  been trying to tell you, little blood-brother…

  ‘You cannot build this new world of yours

  within a generation, or even ten generations,’ said

  the Dragon Furious longingly. ‘It will take a long,

  long time for humans to become better than they are

  now…’

  He had laid his head down on the Reef now, and

  was panting short, hard breaths. Steam came off his

  immense body and rose up into the air in great clouds.

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  The storm had passed, and all was quiet, except

  for a gentle breath of rain that came down on them all

  like a blessing.

  So many dragons and humans had died already in

  this battle. But there was something so dreadful about

  the sheer VASTNESS of this splendid creature whose

  life was now draining away, that brought home the

  destruction, the insanity and the waste of this war.

  There was a particular horror about a creature

  so mighty, so splendid, who moments earlier had been

  shooting out thunderbolts in the violent splendour of

  the prime of his life, being brought down so low, and

  dying in front of their very eyes.

  It made even the most bloodthirsty of the human

  Vikings think: This must never happen again.

  Hiccup stretched up to the Dragon’s head, and

  held on to it, with his tiny, insignificant hands, hands

  that could barely reach up to the Dragon’s great chin.

  Once, a great whale had become stranded by the

  tide on the Long Beach on Berk. The entire village

  had tried to move the whale back into the sea, but they

  could not do it, for the poor creature was too large.

  Hiccup felt the same feeling of helpless rage, that he

  was too small to do anything about this catastrophe,

  too tiny to prevent the dying of this enormous,

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  terrifying, beautiful creature.

  For the first time, Hiccup realised, deep in his

  bones, that the Dragon Furious might be right, that all

  Hiccup’s efforts to recreate the world might be in vain,

  that Hiccup might need a Plan to save the dragons, in

  the end.

  And holding the Dragon’s dying head, the Plan

  came to him, in the same brilliant flash as when he had

  found the Jewel inside the lobster necklace.

  A Jewel of a Plan.

  Hiccup held the Dragon’s dying head.

  ‘Do not worry, Furious,’ said Hiccup

  passionately. ‘You must not die worrying that because

  this has happened to you, the dragons will not be

  saved in the end. I will work my hardest to make sure

  that the Second Kingdom of the Wilderwest is better

  than the First.

  ‘But if it does happen that I get to the end of my

  lifetime, and it seems that humans have not improved

  sufficiently, then I have a Plan that will save the

  dragons.’

  ‘Is it a c-c-clever one?’ whispered Toothless.

  ‘Clever-ish,’ said Hiccup.

  ‘You have a Plan, do you?’ said the Dragon

  Furious softly, and now his eye looking on Hiccup was

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  definitely affectionate as well as ironic. ‘A Plan that

  will save the dragons? Now that would have to be a

  very clever plan indeed. We both know that saving

  the dragons may be impossible.’

  The Dragon Furious smiled once more.

  Hiccup swallowed hard.

  ‘My Plan will only come into action as a last

  resort,’ said Hiccup, his voice shaking ‘if we feel it is

  the only way the dragons can be saved.

  ‘At the moment of my death, whoever is King of

  the Dragons at that time must lead the dragons back

  to the coldnesses of the north, far from men’s eyes.

  Out in the deepest oceans, there are still parts of the

  world where men do not tread with their dirty feet…

  ‘Dragons have told me that there are trenches

  in the darkness of the seas that are so deep, that even

  in a thousand years human beings will not be able to

  follow you there,’ said Hiccup. ‘And you dragons are

  of the chameleon family. You know how to hide.’

  The Dragon Furious looked at Hiccup with a

  kind of thoughtful wonder.

  A tiny spark of genuine hope had lit in the embers

  of his eyes. ‘We do know how to hide,’ said the Dragon

  Furious. ‘We are supremely good at hiding.’

  ‘And you would get even better at it,’ promised

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  Hiccup. ‘Even now, the nanodragons hide so

  brilliantly in the grasses and the heathers that unless

  you know they are there, and put your face right up

  to them, you can’t see them at all.

  ‘You would hide so effectively, so completely,

  that it would be as if you never existed. And as you

  begin to vanish, I promise you, that I will make sure

  our bards and storytellers will spread the rumour

  that you were only ever mythical creatures, like

  chimeras or sphynxes. Humans of the future must

  never know that they share the earth with you, for

  then they would seek to dominate or destroy you.

  ‘You would enter a Sleep Coma, and wait for

  the human race to either improve its nature, or to

  disappear. You were here long before the humans, and

  perhaps you will be here long after.’

  The Dragon smiled again. He even laughed, a

  frail, explosive laugh.

  ‘It is a crazy Plan,’ said the Dragon Furious, his

  eyes alight with genuine amusement and excitement at

  the thought of it. ‘A Plan dreamed up by a lunatic or

  a fool. Just the sort of Plan that Hiccup the Second

  used to come up with. He was always getting me into

  trouble with Plans like that…’

  ‘It is a crazy Plan,’ admitted Hiccup. ‘And

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  maybe I am a fool, but I will save the dragons,

  Furious, I promise you this. Whatever happens, I will

  save them. I will, I will, I will.’

  He turned to the humans now, sitting silent in

  the surrounding skies on their dragons, awed by the

  dreadful sight of the great Dragon Furious lying with

  his body slumped in the water on the Reef.

  ‘Look! One of us humans did this!’ shouted

  Hiccup, this time in Norse, punching the air

  passionately. ‘The dragons only fight us because they

  think we will destroy them. This is our fault! This must

  never happen again! Never! Save the dragons!’

  Vikings are an emotional people. Only moments

  before, they had been fighting the dragons with

  everything they had. But the sight of this dying dragon,

  so close, and at the end of his life, suddenly so weak,

  so vulnerable, stirred them all. This was no monster,


  but a cornered animal, and as they all knew, a cornered

  animal would fight desperately, bloodily, and beyond all

  reason.

  ‘Save the dragons!’

  ‘Save the dragons!’

  ‘Save the dragons!’ cried the humans.

  ‘Save the dragons,’ whispered the Dragon

  Furious.

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  The Dragon’s eyes, though very, very dim, had

  now lit with sudden, real, genuine hope. He gazed at

  the horizon with a faraway look in his eye.

  ‘You know,’ he said to Hiccup, with a kind of

  wonder in his eye, ‘looking into the Future, I really

  believe that this crazy Plan of yours might work.’

  And then he turned to Luna, hovering sadly

  among the dragons above Wrecker’s Bay in all her

  glowing white glory.

  ‘It may be that I am dying,’ said the Dragon

  Furious carelessly, and as if that was not very important,

  ‘and will not be able to fulfil my pledge to you,

  Hiccup. In which case, I give my kingdom to Luna,

  and she shall repeat the pledge after me, and keep the

  promise that I now give.’

  And so Luna repeated the pledge.

  ‘As a sign of my faith in King Hiccup the

  Third, I am giving him this Dragon Jewel,’ said the

  Dragon Furious.

  The Dragon Furious opened up his palm, and

  there within it was that speck of dust, the Dragon

  Jewel. The Dragon Rebellion dragons backed away

  with scared murmurs, such was the power and dread of

  this Jewel.

  ‘Take it, Hiccup,’ urged the Dragon Furious,

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  letting the Jewel drop into Hiccup’s hand. ‘There may

  be those among my dragon army, less forgiving than

  I, who will wish to carry on the Red-Rage. You will

  need it for protection.’

  Hiccup eyes were full of tears. ‘You are giving

  this to me still? You trust me even though this has

  happened?’

  ‘I trust you, little blood-brother,’ said the

  Dragon Furious.

  The effort of his last speech seemed to have been

  too much for the Dragon Furious, for he was seized

  with a paroxysm of coughing, and he lay down again on

  the Reef, trembling and jerking and snorting.

  ‘Nooo!’ yelled Hiccup, and started forward

 

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