by John Locke
“Come upstairs with me now, sir,” she said, softly.
Pim’s lower lip quivered. He seemed about to burst into tears again, but at the last minute he pushed his chair back and got to his feet. Grace quickly tucked her bosom back into her blouse and took Pim’s hand and led him up the steps.
The room upstairs had belonged to Darla when Pim was in town, and everything about it reminded him of her. Though Grace shucked her clothes off in record time, and despite the fact that most men would consider her body vastly superior to Darla’s, Pim was having none of it.
“If you’ll allow me, I’ll undress you now, sir.”
“I can’t. I’m sorry.”
“Please, sir.”
“Why do you give a shit?”
“He’ll beat me if you leave here unsatisfied.”
Pim frowned and shook his head. It was a bad life. Bad for Grace, and bad for Darla before her. He wondered if Charlie Fine had beaten Darla. If he knew for sure he’d kill Charlie with his bare hands. But he didn’t want to know. It didn’t matter now anyway. He stuffed his big paw into his pocket and felt around till he found a sovereign and a five guinea. He handed them to the naked woman in front of him and watched her eyes widen.
“The sovereign’s for Charlie Fine. You keep the five guinea.”
“Are you sure, sir?”
He pressed her fingers over the gold coin and kissed them.
“Maybe next time,” he said.
Grace’s eyes welled with tears. She stood on tiptoes to reach his cheek. Kissed him and said, “You were special to her. I think she may have loved you.”
Pim smiled for the first time since hearing the news of Darla’s death. It was a sad smile just the same.
“I’ll never forget her,” he said.
Now, standing on the dirt road in front of the Blue Lagoon, Pim tried to decide what he wanted to do. Had it been a matter of what to do for the night, he would have climbed into one of the dories, slept it off and caught a ride back to the ship come morning. But this was a question of what to do with the rest of his life, and for that he needed a sign.
On the pier, in the distance, two of his men were cursing blue blazes and trying to fight a drunken duel using the crudest of implements. The one-armed man wielding the three-legged stool seemed to have an advantage over the one-legged guy with the chicken, but it was hard to imagine them doing much damage to each other. The stool was too heavy for the one guy to swing, and the live chicken was giving the other one fits. Pim had to admire their determination, but wondered what it said about the quality of life he was living.
If only God would send him a sign.
He walked a few minutes, then stopped and looked around. The night air was hot and thick with mosquitoes and fat, buzzing June bugs. Bats and barn swallows darted about with wild abandon, coming from all angles to feast on the bug buffet.
Pim wondered if perhaps the sign was something to be heard instead of seen. He turned his body slowly, making a complete circle, listening intently. But all he heard were peals of drunken laughter, assorted curses and squawks from the ongoing pier battle, and the occasional shriek of whores feigning orgasm.
Any kind of sign would suffice.
He waited a moment longer and then started walking aimlessly down the road.
Toward St. Alban’s.
And just like that, the course of history was about to change.
Chapter 9
Captain Jack Hawley bade George Stout goodnight and knocked at the door to the room where Johanna sat waiting. Moments earlier he’d been shocked to see George’s ghoulish daughter, Rose, hanging by her heels from a rope in the center of the store.
He rushed toward her.
“Are you all right? Who did this to you?” he said.
As he drew near, she opened her eyes and made a terrifying face at him.
Jack said, “Fine. Get yourself down.”
Rose laughed and pulled herself up the rope, all the way to the beam. Jack marveled at her dexterity. Once atop the beam, she began untying her ankles. Jack turned away and started walking toward the bedroom where Johanna was waiting.
Rose shouted “Catch me!”
Jack turned and was horrified to see Rose plummeting toward the floor. He dove under her and caught her just before impact.
She got to her feet, clapped the dust off her hands and said, “Why, thank you Henry!” and headed off to bed.
Jack gathered himself to a standing position and let out a deep breath. Though not a religious man, he made the sign of the cross on his chest. When Johanna opened the door, he said, “If you like Rugby’s looks, you’d best keep her away from Rose. She’s apt to cast a spell to cover Rugby’s body with feathers.”
Johanna giggled. She took Jack’s hand, kissed it and pressed it to her bosom vigorously, in a way that revealed the entire contents of her nightshirt to his touch. Jack jerked his hand away as if he’d touched a hot stone. His face contorted into a horrified expression.
“Please don’t be angry,” she said. “I know I’m small, but that will change ere long.”
“But…But you’re-” Jack sputtered, unable to form a sentence.
Johanna smiled. “I’m ready, Henry. It’s our time. I’m not experienced, but you’ll teach me.”
“I’ll do nothing of the sort,” he said with a huff.
He led her to the bed and sat her down. She, on the verge of tears, said “Why not?”
“You’re…for God’s sake, you’re…you’re only twelve years old!”
Johanna stuck her chin out in defiance.
“And so what if I am? My mother was twelve when she married, and her mother, too. And Marie as well. And all of them pregnant before turning thirteen!”
“It’s obscene.”
“It’s life, Henry.”
“It’s wrong.”
“How old was your mother when she had you?”
He waved his hand dismissively. “I don’t know,” he lied.
“Truly?”
Jack frowned. “It’s not something I wish to think about in any case.”
Johanna started crying. Softly at first, and then it began to build.
“You don’t love me,” she sobbed.
“I barely know you!”
“It always starts with barely knowing,” she said, trying to catch her breath between sobs. “Then it grows. Ask anyone.”
“You’re a child,” he said, instantly regretting the remark when he saw the heartbreak in her eyes. A few seconds passed before she exploded into a frenzy of tears, and when it happened, Jack felt awful. But he was a practical man, and what he said couldn’t be taken back, so he kissed her forehead and turned away. He walked to the foot of the bed and eased himself to the floor where soon he fell asleep, even as she cried her eyes out a few feet away on the bed.
Four hours later Jack began tossing and turning. He spoke in his sleep of a thin, blond girl from long ago or far away who kept saying her name. Johanna wanted to wake him out of his dream, in case it was a nightmare, but she couldn’t afford to make him angry again, not if she intended to get her family started.
And she did so intend.
But getting her family started, as everyone knew, began with the process of rutting.
On the subject of rutting, Johanna knew she had a lot to learn. That men wanted to rut was not a question. But perhaps not all men were like her father, who rutted at night in a violent, angry way after consuming serious quantities of liquor. Maybe her Henry was the type of man who preferred to rut in the morning.
Johanna yawned. She was exhausted from the long day’s work, fatigued from crying half the night over Henry’s rejection, and these were too many issues for her to ponder. Tomorrow would be another day, a better day, and maybe Henry would wake up refreshed and ready to rut. Johanna closed her eyes and settled into her pillow. She could wait until tomorrow to ask about his dream. Tomorrow morning, after rutting, she’d ask Henry who Libby Vail was.
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bsp; At that very moment, four miles away in downtown St. Alban’s, Pim finally got his sign.
It had taken him well over an hour to stumble the two miles of dark road from Sinner’s Row to town, and once there he spied a lodging house a couple of blocks away. As he headed there to get a room he saw a crudely written bulletin nailed to a post. Pim wasn’t an accomplished reader, but he’d learned enough of his letters to make out the gist of the announcement: the next morning at noon someone’s wife was going to be auctioned off in the town square.
Auctioned off? Someone’s wife?
Pim looked up and thanked God for sending such a bold sign. He meant to have a look at this woman, and if she pleased him, buy her.
Chapter 10
The next morning Jack was up and out the door before Johanna or any in the family had stirred. He saddled a horse and led it out of the pen. Then he heard a sound that made him look up and stop dead in his tracks: Rose was standing on the roof of the store, her hands stretched upward. He looked around the perimeter of the building but could see no ladder, barrel or box. The height was ten feet, maybe more.
“How’d you get up there?” he said.
“I flew.”
“Then fly down. If you jump, I won’t be here to catch you this time.”
Jack climbed on his horse and barely cleared the yard before her laughter started. He dug his heels into the horse’s ribs and bolted through the brush. So fierce was her laughter he could hear it half a mile away. Or maybe it was the earlier laughter still ringing in his ears.
“I’m glad she’s not the one in love with me!” he said to his horse.
The river crossing was a mile and a half from George and Marie’s, but the path to it was muddy and overgrown with thickets and scrub pines.
When Abby saw him she smiled.
Jack’s face and neck had been sliced by foliage. His shoulders and sides ached from the pounding and thwacking of tree branches. He climbed off his horse feeling like he’d been in a bar fight, but a fight that he’d won.
With Abby Winter the prize.
“Each time I’ve come, you’ve been here waiting,” he said.
“I always know when you’re nearby,” Abby said. “I can feel it.”
They kissed. And kissed again and again, short, happy bursts that often missed the mark and made them laugh.
“Did you also know I was here?” she said.
“I hoped you would be, but had you not, I would have whistled.”
“My father sleeps soundly, though my mother might have heard.”
“It’s best to keep our doings quiet,” Jack said.
Abby put a finger to his lips. “No longer,” she said.
“Excuse me?”
“Much has happened since last we met. And I have great good news!”
“You do?”
“Yes. I’m apt to burst from waiting to share it!”
“Then do so, please.”
Abby took a deep breath. As she let it out her eyes danced. “We’re getting married!”
Jack stood there, his smile frozen on his face.
“Who is?”
She looked at him like he had two heads. “Why, you and I, of course!”
Jack felt as though he’d been chucked in the head with a yardarm.
“What’s wrong?” she said.
“Did you speak of marriage? You’ve caught me by surprise.”
Abby smiled. “It’s the perfect time. Nay, sir, it’s the only time.”
Jack cocked his head quizzically. “But how can this be the only time?”
“My mother’s being sold today.”
“She’s… what?”
Abby sighed. “Being sold. Today.”
“Sold? You don’t mean sold. What’s the word you’re seeking?”
“The only word I’m seeking is the one I used. She’s to be sold in the town square at noon today, and that’s a fine fact.”
“Do you mean to say you can actually sell your wife to another man in these Florida colonies?”
“Well of course you can! Where have you been?”
“And you don’t need her permission?”
“Well of course you need her permission! How can you not know these things? Are you not related to Mayor Shrewsbury?”
Jack paused. “In a round about manner of speaking, yes.”
“Well the connection wasn’t so ‘round about’ the last time we met, was it?”
“The connection to Mayor Shrewsbury is a bit fuzzy, but there is one. In general.”
“Then you should know about these things. How can you not?”
“These ideas regarding the selling of wives never came up.”
“Perhaps they did and you forgot.”
Jack doubted that.
“So,” he said. “How much will she fetch?”
“What?” She slapped his face. “Why? Do you mean to marry me, plow me like a field and sell me to some degenerate scallywag?”
“Why, no!”
“Well then, we need to move this thing along. I’ve been waiting day and night for your return, with no means of contacting you to tell you my news.”
“About your mother being sold?”
“No, you nit! About this!” She pulled her night shirt high enough to accommodate his hand, and helped him feel her belly. Before he could recoil in horror, she lifted his hand higher, and pressed it to her swollen breasts. What was it about these St. Alban’s women? Last night Johanna, now Abby. To Jack it seemed to be raining titties! He’d never felt so many breasts in such a short period of time. Of course, while Abby Winter’s breasts were only three years older than Johanna’s, there was clearly a difference to the touch, and it was this difference that stirred something in Jack.
Which is how she got the swelling in the first place.
Abby looked radiant, and Jack’s heat was all consuming. “Can we…”
She looked around. “Not here. Walk with me a bit.”
“But I…”
“Walk with me. It’s not far.”
Jack forced his thoughts elsewhere as they walked toward the brush on the far side of the crossing.
“What about your father?” he said, searching for a way to extricate himself from the possibility of marriage. “Surely we’d need his blessing?”
“He’s not my father, he’s my stepfather and he means to marry me the moment he’s sold my Mum. Then I’ll be slaving for this pig of a man even as he ruts and beats me half to death.”
“He can’t be that bad.”
“He can and he is. Wait-why would you say that? Do you mean to abandon me to my stepfather after troubling yourself to bend me over last time and seed me with child?”
“The way you’re putting that…”
“Yes?”
“I mean, it weren’t no trouble to do it, it was a pleasure!”
“Well, how nice! I’m so glad to hear how much pleasure you took in deflowering me. And now that you’ve had your pleasure, where does this put us, sir?”
Jack didn’t know, but he figured she’d correct him if he said the wrong thing.
“We should definitely be together, I suppose.”
“Well there’s a start,” Abby said. Then, “Do you mean to say you’ve never given this a thought prior to now?”
“I guess it never came up in my thoughts.”
“The selling of wives never came up. Marrying the girl you impregnated never came up. I’ll suggest in your world the only thing that comes up is your prick, sir.”
Jack didn’t know what to say. Up to now, his experience with women had been confined to whores and platonic friendships. Well, there had been a brief fling with a female pirate a few years back, but that encounter served to hurt his dignity more than it offered insight into the workings of a proper woman’s mind. Jack didn’t remember much of what happened that night in Tortola with the female pirate, except that she’d been rough enough to blush a whore. Now, years later, people still told the tale of Jack
Hawley and Dorothy Spider’s sexual congress. There was even a popular song composed to commemorate the occasion, which is why to this day Jack refused to dock in Tortola.
“Henry?”
Dorothy had been a savage pirate and fierce bar brawler whose face bore the marks of many battles. While not pirating, she lived in Tortola with a famously fat female tattoo artist named Helen, who lovingly covered Dorothy’s battle scars with tattoos. By the time she finished, Dorothy’s face looked so much like a spider web that Helen decided to continue etching, to complete the theme. It was right around that time that Dorothy Spider caught Jack in her web during a misguided moment of high heat and heavy drink on his part, and the rest, as they say, is legend.
” Henry,” Abby persisted. “Whatever is on your mind? Do you not see me lying on the ground with my legs bent? Is this not why we came to the bushes? So you could spread a little more seed while considering whether or not to abandon me? Perhaps you can thrust hard enough to give me twin bastards to rear on my own. Oh, please do! It will be fun to have this lovely memory in my head in the years to come when my stepfather violates my body and pounds my eyes with his fists.”
This visit wasn’t turning out quite the way Jack had envisioned during the ride over. The beautiful, shy and charming Abby Winter had somehow turned into what Pim and his mates would at best call a saucy wench. But he had to admit, the view she currently afforded him was an outstanding one, and if Abby meant to give him a ride while angry, maybe she’d give him even better rides in the future if he could find a way to keep her happy.
And so it was with these thoughts that he smiled and dug in and tried not to think of Dorothy Spider.
Chapter 11
PIM WOKE TO the chatter in the street. He looked around and realized he’d failed to make it to the lodging house and had instead passed out in the street, where he’d thrown up at least once, and rolled around numerous times in raw sewage. He knew not what time it was, but the auction hadn’t started yet, and he was eager to get a front row seat. Checking his pockets and money pouch to make sure he hadn’t been robbed, he mentally calculated the worth of a used wife and decided he had money to spare.
