by Amy Brent
“Thanks,” she said, tucking the book back into her backpack. She glanced past me and nodded. I turned to see the manager waving at us from the door, saying that the plane was ready to take off.
“I hope they have vodka on this fucking plane,” she said, hefting the duffle bag over her shoulder and leading the way. She smiled over her shoulder at me. “I could use a fucking drink. How about you, Doc?”
“Sure,” I said, shaking my head as I followed her out the door and across the tarmac to the Learjet. The manager walked us to the plane and told us to have a good trip. G grunted at him and I gave him a nod. He was smiling now, happy as a clam. I got the suspicion that G’s father was paying far more for this trip than he should have. Perhaps there was an additional fee for ferrying wayward children back to the fold.
The Learjet was a six-seater, with three plush leather seats down the right and three down the left. I paused to talk to the pilot for a moment, then took the first seat on the right. G parked it in the last seat on the left. The middle seat on each side swiveled around to face the rear and a small table could be raised between the two seats.
After takeoff, the pilot turned off the seatbelt sign and the lone flight attendant, a pleasant looking woman dressed in a pressed blue suit, came over to ask if her only passengers would like coffee or a soft drink, and a breakfast croissant with strawberry jam.
I ordered coffee and G asked for a vodka and tonic. When the flight attendant asked to see her ID and G could not produce one, G got belligerent for a moment, then huffed and asked for a Coke. She huffed again when she was told that Pepsi was all they had on the plane.
G and I moved to a table setup facing each other and waited for our drinks. “So, how old are you, really?” I asked.
She scrunched up her nose. “I’m seventeen, but I’ve been drinking since I was twelve. I know that my old man’s paying a fortune for this flight. They should give me whatever the fuck I want to drink.”
“Well, unless I miss my guess you’ve got a bag of pot in your duffle that you can fire up soon as the plane lands.” I saw a lightbulb go off in her head. “And don’t even think about firing one up in here.”
“Fuck you,” she growled, shooting me a suspicious look. “How do you know what I’ve got in my duffle?”
“You reek of pot,” I said, saying it without meaning to offend but not really caring if I did. She got an angry look in her eye. “It’s in your clothes and hair. And your breath stinks like vodka. You might want to ask if there’s a shower on the plane so you can clean up before we land. I don’t expect your dad would be too happy if you came home smelling like a frat party.”
“Fuck him, too,” she said, spitting the words like they tasted bad. “He’s not even going to be at the airport to pick me up.” I saw the look of a hurt little girl in her eye, but she was masking it well with heavy mascara and anger.
“Here you go,” the flight attendant said sweetly as she set a tall glass of ice and a can of Pepsi in front of G, and a cup of steaming black coffee in front of me. She offered me a small tray that contained creamer and packs of sweetener. I stirred a packet of sweetener into my coffee and smiled as G gave the flight attendant a ‘fuck you’ look, which the flight attendant ignored.
“Will there be anything else, Dr. Curtis?” she asked, giving me a smile. She was fortyish, blondish, attractive-ish. She wore a wedding ring and large diamond on her hand. I didn’t cheat with married women, so I told her I was fine for now.
I picked up the coffee cup and watched G. She was only seventeen-years-old, not old enough to be served alcohol on the plane and certainly not old enough to be seduced by me on the way to Chicago. I figured I’d finish my coffee, get back into my seat, and doze the rest of the way so I’d be refreshed when I made it to Holden’s house. Besides, it had been a long time since I had attempted a conversation with a teenager (not since leaving practice), especially an angry one painted like a zombie.
“Fine, fuck it, whatever, don’t think my dad’s not gonna hear about this” G said, waving the flight attendant away.
“I doubt your father would take your side on this one,” I said, smiling as I blew a cooling breath over the surface of the coffee. “Even shitty fathers don’t want their kids getting wasted on a plane.”
“Whatever,” she grunted, pouring the Pepsi over the ice and leaning back with the glass resting on her flat belly. She was thin, overly so. I wondered when she last ate.
“Sure you don’t want a croissant?” I asked.
She took a noisy sip of the Pepsi and shook her head, then turned the conversation back on me. “So, the famous Dr. Lane Curtis. Why the fuck are you going to Madison?”
I took a careful sip of coffee and smacked my lips. “I’m going to meet with a friend to talk about writing a book together.”
“What kind of book?” she asked, suddenly interested. “Another psychobabble bullshit book?”
I frowned at her. “I thought you liked my psychobabble bullshit book.”
She mugged her lips and let her thin shoulders go up and down. “Oh, I liked it okay. I’m just not sure I buy into all that psychobabble bullshit. No offense.”
“None taken,” I said. “You don’t believe that psychobabble bullshit can help people overcome issues and lead better lives?”
“I think people do what makes them feel good… or feel good about themselves,” she said, giving me dreamy eyes that would have been oddly sexy if we were both high and she had been a few years older. “Is that what you do, Dr. Curtis? What feels good?”
“I’m not sure I know what you mean,” I said.
“All those times TMZ has caught you coming out of clubs in the middle of the night with Victoria’s Secret models? All those sex parties that you supposedly throw in the woods at that retreat of yours.” She narrowed her dark eyes at me. “Do you think with your brain all the time, Dr. Curtis, or does your cock take over every now and then? Do you do what benefits everyone involved? Or do you just do what feels good to you?”
I stared at her for a moment, realizing there was much more behind the painted eyes than a goth seventeen-year-old. And she knew more about me than I liked. Damn you, TMZ. Damn you, Google.
“If you think I’m full of shit and my book is just a bunch of psychobabble, why would you buy it?” I asked.
“I didn’t say you were full of shit specifically,” she said, shrugging with her eyes as a little smile curled the edges of her lips. “A friend of mine recommended your book. I won’t talk about why, other than to say that she thought I had issues your book might help with.”
“And did it?”
“Did it what?”
“Help with your issues?”
She narrowed her eyes for a moment, then blew out a long, slow breath. “Let’s just say I’m thinking clearer than I was at the time. That’s why I’m going back home… to face my demons… And, partly that’s because of your book. So, thank you.”
“Well, that’s nice to hear,” I said, toasting her with my cup. “And you’re welcome. Please, tell me more.”
“Well, I read your book. And I did a little research online about you.” She took a slow sip of Pepsi, then licked her lips slowly as she stared at me. Something in her mood seemed to change. The tension seemed to drain from around her eyes. She visibly relaxed as she leaned back with the glass between her hands. “There are tons of rumors on the web about you and your, shall we call them, sexual escapades?”
I tried to keep my expression blank. “I’ve never met a seventeen-year-old who used words like ‘sexual escapades’.”
“And I’ve never met a man who is infamous for gangbanging actresses and models,” she said bluntly, watching for my reaction. “Not to mention staging Roman orgies at his retreat in the woods.” She let her eyes drift around my face as she waited for me to answer. I clenched my teeth together and gave her a blank stare. “Let’s cut the bullshit, Dr. Curtis. Why are you really going to Madison of all places?”
“I told you, I’m going to meet a friend to discuss writing a book together.”
She huffed at me. “And let me guess. This friend is a hot female with big tits and a tight pussy? Who probably has another hot friend or two who are willing to all fuck your brains out at the same time?”
I almost snorted coffee through my nose. I set the cup on the table and picked up a napkin to wipe my lips. “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?”
She kept smiling. “I don’t kiss my mother,” she said. “But I can give one amazing blowjob with it.”
My head began to shake on its own. I held up my hands and patted the air with them. “I don’t want to hear about that,” I said. “You’re underage and I’m rich and famous. I know how this works.”
She leaned into the table and stuck out her tongue, swirling it slowly around her crimson lips. Her tongue was pierced with a little silver ball and stud. “Come on, Doc. I know all about you and the shit you do. It’s fate that we’re here together at this moment in time.”
“G, seriously…” I said, my hands still up between us.
“Lane… can I call you Lane?”
“No.”
“Lane… my pussy is dripping like a broken faucet. Just let me suck that famous cock of yours. Who’s going to know?”
I smiled and directed my eyes to the video camera mounted in the ceiling at the back of the cabin. “Well, I’ll know. And so, will they?” She turned to look at the camera. When she turned back to me there was a big frown on her face.
“What the fuck? Are you videotaping this?”
“I’m not a fool, G,” I said with a sigh. “I told the pilot to turn on the security cameras and record our entire trip. Like I said, I’m rich and famous. I’ve been targeted before.”
“I’m not targeting you,” she said. “I just offered to suck your cock because I thought you might enjoy it.”
“Well, I appreciate the offer, but—”
“You’re a total mother fucker,” she said, sounding more hurt than angry. “Why don’t you trust me?”
“Because I don’t even know you,” I said calmly. “And, like you said, I’m infamous for my ‘sexual escapades’. True or not, I don’t have sex with minors. And I can’t be blackmailed by one either.”
“I wouldn’t do that shit,” she huffed, retreating to her side of the table and folding her arms over her small breasts. “I was just trying to have a little fun for fuck’s sake.”
“We can have fun just talking,” I said, picking up my cup to take another sip. With my free hand, I pushed her drink in front of her. “Drink up, G, and let’s chat.”
“I got nothing to chat with you about,” she said, pouting. “Mother fucker…”
“I think you do.” I set down the cup and leaned into the table. “Maybe it is fate that has brought us together. Not for sex, but for other things.”
“Other things like what?”
I looked at my Rolex and shrugged. “We’ve got five hours to kill. Why don’t we talk about those issues of yours?”
“Fuck you,” she growled, directing her eyes out the window. We were headed east toward the sunrise. The sky outside the plane was clear and crystal blue. It was the start of a new day for us both.
“Hey, when will you ever get five hours with one of the world’s most famous psychiatrists who is will to help you work out your shit?” I asked with a sincere smile. “I mean, do you have any idea what I normally charge for this kind of thing?”
“Who says I have shit to work out?”
I kept smiling at her. “Oh, G, you have shit to work out. We all do.” I laced my fingers together on the table and pushed up my eyebrows. “Why don’t we start by talking about your father.”
The next five hours passed quickly and productively.
By the time she got off in Chicago, G’s mood seemed to be considerably lighter as if some of the weight of her world had lifted off her thin shoulders. When we parted on the tarmac, she kissed me on the cheek and gave me a hug.
“Thanks, Doc,” she said with a tearful smile. “I feel better about things. I can’t wait to talk to my dad and tell him all the things I told you.”
“Just be honest with him, G,” I said, patting her cheeks. “Tell him how you feel. Make him listen.”
“I will,” she said, sniffing back a tear. She held up her cell phone and wiggled it at me. “I have your number. I’ll let you know what happens.”
“Yes, you do that, text me anytime.” I cupped her chin in my hand and gave her a fatherly smile. “And thanks for letting me brush up on my therapeutic skills. It’s nice to know I can still help someone one no one.”
“You’re wonderful, Dr. Curtis,” she said, drying her eyes. “This trip might have saved my life.”
I put my hands on her shoulders and gave her a little shake. “You have your whole life ahead of you, Gina. Enjoy the adventure.”
“I will,” she said, nodding as she backed toward the waiting car. The driver was holding open the door, giving me a hard look. G called back to me. “And this friend you’re going to see?”
“Yes?”
“She is one lucky girl.”
Chapter Twelve: Jude
It was a lazy Sunday as Holden, Wynn and I took our time crawling out of bed, taking separate showers, then meeting in the kitchen for a late brunch of black coffee, orange juice, Holden’s homemade waffles, and a couple pounds of bacon.
We were all ravenous, having spent most of the night going for silver, bronze, and gold in the sex marathon Olympics. There was not a single muscle in my body that was not sore. My poor cunt… There was no permanent damage, of course, but like every other muscle in my body, it was screaming, “Hey, bitch, how about a break? Okay… how about a short break?”
“So, what’s on tap for you boys today?” I asked, sitting at the kitchen table between them spreading butter on my third waffle.
“Well, we wrapped up the conference last night, so today is just a rest and relaxation day,” Holden said, sitting back to rub his full belly. He was wearing a pair of boxers and no shirt. Wynn was sitting across from him, wearing a pair of sweat pants and a UCLA t-shirt.
“And when do you fly back to California?” I asked, wishing that his answer would be never.
“I have a flight booked tomorrow afternoon,” Wynn said. “But I might change that if my friend Lane arrives today.”
My ears piqued. “Lane? Who is Lane?”
“Yes, Dr. Lane Curtis,” Wynn said.
“He’s a pal of Wynn’s,” Holden added.
I recognized the name immediately. On the famous doctor of psychiatry scale, Dr. Lane Curtis rivalled Dr. Phil for the top spot. I froze with a mouthful of waffle. Chewing, trying to swallow, I said, “Did you say Lane Curtis is coming here? The Lane Curtis? Dr. Lane Curtis?”
Wynn smiled and gave me a nod. “Yes, the Dr. Lane Curtis.”
I glanced at Holden, who seemed to already know all about the impending visit from the famous Dr. Lane Curtis. “Why didn’t you tell me? What’s he coming here for?”
“I just found out yesterday,” Holden said with a casual shrug. “And you didn’t really give me much time for chit-chat last night.”
I turned back to Wynn. “Why is Dr. Lane Curtis coming here?”
Wynn took on a Cheshire cat grin. “To meet you, silly.”
“To meet… or fuck you,” I said, giggling at the thought. “Seriously, why is he coming here?”
“He is interested in writing a book with me and Holden,” Wynn said.
“He is interested in writing a book with you,” Holden said, giving Wynn a nod. “He doesn’t know me from Adam.”
“He knows all about you,” Wynn said as he wiped syrup from his lips with a napkin and shook his head. “When I suggested the three of us work together he got very interested.” He gave me a little smile. “And when I mentioned that the most amazing girl in the entire state was right here at Midwestern…”
I blinked at him, not knowing
if I should be flattered or offended. “What does that mean?” I cut my eyes between them. “Holden, what does that mean?” My face flushed red and I stabbed what was left of the waffle with my fork. “What am I? Just some piece of pussy you guys think you can share? What are you going to do, call all your pals from California to come here and fuck me? Well, let me tell you assholes something—"
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a freakin’ minute,” Wynn said, putting a hand softly on my arm. “Nobody invited anyone here to fuck you. Lane called to talk about the book project and I invited him here to meet Holden. Yes, I told him I was staying with Holden and his lady friend, Jude, but I never said, ‘hey come on down and get in line to fuck her’.”
“My lady friend?” Holden snorted, trying to lighten the mood. We looked at each other with the same question. What the heck was I to Holden and what the heck was he to me? How different from “girlfriend” was “lady friend”?
“Anyway, I did not invite him here to fuck you,” Wynn said. “Although I have to admit, I could not help but tell him what an amazing woman you are, both physically and mentally.”
“Oh, I’m sure he would be interested in my brain,” I said, huffing, rolling my eyes. “About as interested in it as you two jokers are.”
“Hey, I’m interested in your brain,” Wynn said with a smile of relief that my blood had stopped boiling.
“I love your brain,” Holden added. “It thinks up such interesting ways for the rest of your body to pass the time.”
I tried to act mad for a moment longer, but my lips betrayed me. I blew out a long breath and went back to my waffle. I couldn’t resist asking the most obvious question.
“So, Dr. Lane Curtis,” I said casually, as if I were just asking about the weather. “Does he do what you guys do?”
