by Natavia
“Enough of them! I’m tired of hearing about them! But anyways, what’s up with me and you? You can’t tell me you don’t miss a nigga.” She blushed. It was crazy how she and I both had gray eyes.
“I missed you too!” she said blushing some more.
I put my hand on her stomach; it was still flat. “I hope we have a little girl,” I told her.
“Me too!” she said shyly.
“But you will apologize to Killa and Jamie!” she told me. That was the hard part because Killa was not going to want to hear that shit.
“Babe, did he do something to your mouth because you talk a little funny,” she said, kissing me.
I laughed. “That fucking nigga hit hard as fuck! Broke my fucking jaw!”
Tee-Tee
“Let a nigga try me, try me
I’mma get his whole motherfuckin’ family
And I ain’t playin’ with nobody
Fuck around and I’mma catch a body
Tommy’s, macks, and choppers bring that bitch
Up out him
Shoes cost a fortune, so watch where you walking
While she gettin’ fly, bitch I do this often”…
I rapped along to Dej Loaf’s “Try me” while on our way to the mall. I needed to get a few things because my clothes were getting tight. I was not as stylish as Cam and Jamie so I brought Tataliscious with me. Jamie couldn’t leave out Killa’s sight and Cam was busy with the new baby. God help me get through this day with him and Raja.
“Bitch, you are trying me playing that ghetto-ass shit!” he said.
“I love Dej Loaf!” I told him.
“That’s because you look like her and act like her! If you wasn’t with that fine ass nigga, I would’ve thought you was a carpet-muncher!” he said putting on his lipstick.
“How big was your dick before you cut it off?” I asked him.
“About four inches, you know I’m part Asian!” he snapped. I was in tears and almost swerved of the road.
“Bitch, leave me alone!” he said, turning the radio down. Someone was calling his phone.
“Hellooooo!” he said with attitude.
“Bitch, what do you mean who is this?” he said to the caller. I shook my head because Tataliscious stay messing with someone else’s man.
“Bitch, this is Jake from State Farm!” he told the caller. I just couldn’t with his ass. Tataliscious would have your stomach hurting fooling around with him.
“Lawrence calls me, hunntyyyy! So, don’t get mad because he likes glitter, baby oil and booty holes, hunty! You can come for me if you want to, bitch! I know who you are and what you look like! Come and find me, bitch! I live off of I Wish A Bitch Would Avenue!” he yelled into the phone, getting hype.
I pulled up to the mall around the same time Raja pulled up to meet us. Tataliscious hung up the phone and jumped out the truck. “No you don’t, cunt! All these niggas you out here fucking with that has money and this the best you can do?” Tataliscious asked her.
“What do you mean?” Raja asked.
“A fucking Smart Car, Raja? My blue tooth is bigger than that!” he said. Tataliscious was so damn ignorant. Raja was a midget, what did he expect?
“What’s wrong with a Smart Car?” I asked.
“A DUMB bitch is driving it, that’s what is wrong with it!” he fussed.
“She’s short! What the hell you want her to drive?” I asked.
“She fucking all these niggas and this is the best she can do? Have you seen that show ‘Little People?’ They have normal cars with special equipment. A bitch finds out she fucking with their nigga, all they have to do is put the damn thing in their purse and trash it; fuck keying it up and flattening the tires,” he fussed.
“Not today! I’m not in the mood!” Raja said.
“Awww, what’s the matter?” I asked her.
“I’m pregnant and don’t know who my baby father is,” she said.
“What the fuck is in y’all bitches’ water? Why are y’all bitches always getting pregnant? I swear it’s that damn Keisha that’s making everyone fertile with all those kids she has,” he fussed.
“Well, how many people have you slept with during that time?” I asked.
“Four,” she answered. When they told me Raja was a whore I didn’t believe it. I guess men get a kick out of fucking a miniature Nikki Minaj. She had the ass just like her, only difference was, she was darker.
“Can you even have kids?” I asked curiously.
“Yes, I can even have a normal sized child!” she said with attitude.
“Please don’t tell me Fitz is on that list!” I said. Kimmy was cool and all, but if she even thought about fucking with my Raja, I would beat her ass! Kimmy would fuck something up over Fitz.
“Yes he is,” she said.
“Who are the other three?” Tataliscious asked.
“I can’t remember right now!” she said but I know she was lying.
“Bitch, whatever you do please don’t go on the ‘Maury Show!’ I mean that shit, Raja, because your ghetto ass would do it!” he said. Surprisingly, Raja laughed. She was used to that bullshit. That couldn’t have been me because he and I would be having some words. They had a strange friendship but if it worked for them then there was nothing I could say about it.
“I’m getting an abortion so it really doesn’t matter,” Raja said, as we entered the mall.
We were in the food court. I had all kinds of bags in my hands. I let Tataliscious pick my outfits out because Raja was going to have me looking like Halle Berry from the movie “BAPS.”
I was chowing down on my orange chicken and fried rice from Panda Express.
“You never told us how the trip was,” Raja said.
“It was beautiful! We made love under a gazebo on the beach. He fed me chocolate strawberries in bed and it was really romantic! I didn’t think my Corey had it in him. But we spent the majority of the time feeling on each other and we stayed in bed. We went out a few times to tour the island and we went scuba diving. But overall, I enjoyed it! It’s like falling in love all over again. Y’all know he kidnapped me, right?” I asked.
“What the fuck do you mean?” Tataliscious peeked up from his phone.
“I was leaving the hospital right and someone puts a pillow case over my head and ties my hands together. I was thrown into the trunk and my whole life just flashed by. I almost shitted myself, I lie to you not! But anyways, he ties me up to the bed and, of course, he slapped me. But anyways, he starts putting strawberry syrup on my nipples and sucked it off. Oh, yeah, he brushed a rose up and down my body giving me chills before he did the syrup. Afterwards, he inserted a strawberry inside of my pussy and ate it out. I had an orgasm so strong, I cried! He fucked me so good I didn’t know what to do. The whole time I was blindfolded and thought someone was seducing me to kill me. It was Corey’s crazy ass!” Tataliscious and Raja’s mouths were wide open.
“Y’all some lucky bitches! I love me a crazy nigga. Your man ain’t wrapped too tight but it’s all good, boo!” Tataliscious said.
“The whole time you was being seduced and fucked, you didn’t know it was your man?” Raja asked.
“Nope, but peep this! When I was cumming I screamed his name without me knowing it was him,” I laughed.
“Damn, that’s a freaky-ass role play! I wish a bow-legged, chocolate, dread-head come and kidnap my ass like that! Damn, bitch you got me over here jealous of you! That little nigga is fine! Royal fine, too, don’t get me wrong. He is almost gorgeous. But that damn Corey is crazy as hell, which makes him sexy! I mean, the nigga needs to be in some type of mental hospital! Who would’ve thought to do some freaky shit like that?” Tataliscious joked.
I didn’t care about him saying shit like that because he and I both knew all that crap was just a dream that would never happen. So he could pretend all damn day! But if it was someone else my razor would be piercing through their skin.
“Wait a minute! Is that Mook bitch ass ri
ght there?” I asked. They looked and it most certainly was his whack ass.
“Y’all, let’s go now!” I said and they got up and followed behind me. I put my bags in the trunk and so did Tataliscious. Raja got in also and I drove around the mall looking for his car. I was sitting, waiting for him to walk to his Escalade. He parked far away from the cameras they had in the parking lot. That worked in my favor especially since it was dark out. He came out and I pushed a hidden button under my steering wheel. The radio screen popped out with my silencer inside. Corey was always thinking of ways to hide guns in the cars in case of an emergency. His smart way of thinking always came in handy.
“Bitch, please don’t do it!” Tataliscious stated. I ignored him and grabbed his scarf from around his neck. I tied it around my face and head just showing my eyes like those Muslim women. I got out and crept along the cars. I had one of those military pistols with the infrared on it. My hubby had connections to all types of shit. Sometimes I wondered about what else he did besides hustling.
I didn’t have to get close to take him out. He would never see it coming. The red dot was trained on the back of his head as he was getting in. I pulled the trigger and the bullet pierced the back of his head and through the driver’s side window. He slumped over. I aimed at his head again and pulled the trigger just for good measure. He fucked up when he put his hands on my little brother and my man.
I got back into the car and Raja and Tataliscious were staring at me. I fucked up killing him while they were with me, but it was a perfect chance. Mook was always with an entourage but he fucked up coming out alone knowing that his days were numbered.
“Y’all better take this shit to y’all graves!” I said.
“I don’t even know what you talking about!” Raja said.
“Me, neither! But bitch you can keep that scarf! Y’all motherfuckers are crazy! I should’ve known something was wrong with when you started fucking with that Looney-ass nigga! I hope y’all don’t have dead bodies under y’all’s house! Speaking of crazy, you might want to talk to your brother, Raymond. Something’s not right with him. He is a baby Mike Myers! Y’all are the black version of the Adam’s Family and I’m staying away from y’all motherfuckers! Just take me home because my booty hole needs to be licked to calm my nerves!” Tataliscious snapped, rolling his eyes.
“Tataliscious, it’s not that serious! Fuck that nigga! I didn’t like him anyway! Fake, gangsta-rapping-ass nigga!” Raja fussed.
“Shut the hell up, Bride of Chucky! I didn’t say shit to your ‘Good Guy’ doll-height ass!” Tataliscious spat.
“But you are the only one in this bitch that’s made out of plastic! Nothing is real on you, bitch! With your fairy godmother-looking ass! Keep wearing pumps and shit with those big-ass dinosaur feet. Bitch, you be stomping the pavement alright,” Raja said.
“Can someone tell this fudge cookie-making, Keebler elf to get the fuck out of my ear?” Tataliscious said. I was in tears because these fools stayed with the jokes.
“Y’all not scared of me, are y’all?” I asked curiously. I loved them dearly but if push came to shove, I would have to kill their asses, too. They might run their mouths a lot but they were not dumb to run their mouths about the wrong shit.
“I know the code, ‘Never leave witnesses behind!’ So, you know I’m happy as fuck to still be breathing right now! But Corey is your man so I knew you were a little crazy! But we couldn’t see anything, so I am not worried about that!” Raja said and Tataliscious agreed. They were affiliated with the Fam by hanging around so they know the rules. They know how we get down so the best thing for them to do was to keep it shut.
I got home and the house was peaceful and quiet. I now had three bodies under my belt. I didn’t care, though. A bitch was sleeping peacefully tonight. He was lucky I got to him before Corey did because Mook would’ve had body pieces everywhere. I knew Corey was a little off but it didn’t matter because I think I was too!
I walked down the long hallway and peeked into Coren’s room. She was knocked out. Corey was a good family man, believe it or not. He even did things with my brothers so they didn’t feel left out. I knew he was still upset at me for fucking Mook but truth is I didn’t know how to deal with heartbreak. Mook was just a temporary escape.
Corey was sitting up in bed with his chest showing, his dreads was hanging down his shoulders. Yeah, I would kill someone again if they touched him. I know I dealt with other chicks before but Myla brought that shit to my door. That was a big No-No.
“Fuck you been at?” he said eyeing me. Corey creeps me out sometimes because it was almost like he could read me.
“I was out messing around with Tataliscious and Raja. I did some shopping because my clothes are getting a little snug. I bought you some stuff.” I sat the True Religion bag and Gucci bag on the bed.
“Appreciate it, but when I give you money, Tee, you spend that shit on yourself,” he said. I kissed his lips. “I know, boo, but you know when I shop, I grab everybody something,” I told him. I wasn’t a selfish woman. If I had it then people who I rocked with had it, too. That’s why it still bothered me how my mother did me. She wasn’t my blood mother but she was the mother I’d always known. All those years I would have never guessed she didn’t like me. I loved her! I even accepted what my father did to me so it wouldn’t hurt her by keeping it a secret. But she knew all about it and that’s why I didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger. She killed a part of me that day. My real mother name wasn’t even on my birth certificate. I didn’t even know where to look to reach out to her family.
My brothers were the only real family I had. I shut my whole father’s and mother’s sides out. My mother’s sister calls me all the time but I refuse to answer. She had never done anything to me but going around them brought back memories that I just wanted to stay buried.
“How was your day today?” I asked, undressing for a shower.
“It was cool, I took Coren over to ma dukes’ house so I could take Myla to get an abortion,” he said.
“You didn’t tell me anything about that!” I yelled.
“Calm the fuck down before you wake up Coren! I apologize, I should’ve told you, but she called at the last minute and it slipped my mind!” he said.
“Well, how do you feel about the situation?” I asked knowing he didn’t believe in those.
“Honestly, I feel relieved because she didn’t need any kids. I couldn’t have a broad like that having my baby. That shit would’ve stressed me out!” he said.
“Well, what about me?” I asked.
“What?” he grilled me.
“I thought you would’ve said you were relieved because it was causing stress in our relationship,” I snapped.
“Tee-Tee, I’m going be real with you! You caused the same amount of stress that I have! And honestly, if I felt like Myla would’ve been a responsible mother, I wouldn’t have suggested that she get an abortion. Don’t get me wrong, I do love you and I did make a mistake, but children are innocent. Regardless of the situation, I was going to be involved in his or her life. So, don’t even try to argue with what I just said, neither. You be sounding so damn childish sometimes!” he said, getting up and going to the bathroom. I didn’t say nothing because he was right. A child was innocent, but at the same time, no woman wanted her man to father another bitch’s baby!
I will admit I had a good man because any other nigga would be dissing the baby just to make the woman happy. In so many words, Corey was telling me he was going to be there whether I liked it or not.
“Come on, shorty! Your water getting cold, girl!” he said. My man was running my bath water. I loved to just relax in the tub listening to my iPod.
I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting in our whirlpool tub. I stepped in with my back facing him and he hugged me from behind.
“What happened afterwards?” I asked.
“Come on, Tee, I’m not on that bullshit no more! I’m trying to do right by your crazy ass!
Plus, I’m tired of the tit for tat shit you be on. Every time a nigga fuck up, you got to spread yo’ legs for another nigga. I’m still hot about you and that nigga, Mook! You lucky I just kidnapped your ass and fucked the shit out of you instead of beating your ass! Tee, on some real shit though, you fucked a nigga head up a few times. But that shit with Ashaun hurt a nigga bad! You had me crying like some little bitch in front of my mama!” he said.
Corey was affectionate and he showed his feelings. If you hurt him or vice versa he would show you.
“I know, Corey, we both did fucked up things to each other. No relationship is perfect and neither is love. I can see that now, and at the end of the day, we learned from it and we still got each other,” I told him.
