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by Jonathan Raban


  CHAPTER TWELVE

  By the start of the fifth month, each night had turned for Sheila into a long solitary adventure. She oscillated between sleep and wakefulness. During her minutes of sleep she had vivid and peculiar dreams. Every time she opened her eyes she found herself wanting to get out of bed and pee. The woman at the clinic said that all this was quite normal, and Sheila accepted it with placid curiosity. She had never been very interested in her own body; now she studied herself as if she were a new subject on her curriculum. Each symptom of pregnancy was a discovery to be welcomed, and Sheila warmed even to the varicose veins that were now showing like blue threadworms on her thighs and calves.

  The luminous dial of the redundant alarm clock showed that it was 4.30. Tom was asleep under the duvet, exhaling gently like an old steam locomotive in a siding. Sheila slid from the bed and padded to the bathroom. Peeing (gallons!), she fancied that she could feel it move. Poor little squidge.

  “Sorry, dear,” she said aloud in Cockney. Then, “Can’t a fellow get a bit of peace even in the bleeding womb?”

  Down in the kitchen, she made a pot of weak tea. She liked London at this hour, its orangey glow, the distant, intermittent surf of long-distance lorries out on the A23. She liked waiting for the clatter of the first milk floats on the street and for the rim of violet, pigeon-coloured dawn over the roofs. It was a good time to work. Sitting in her dressing gown at Tom’s table, she opened the feint-lined notebook with the words HACK STUFF biroed on its cover.

  Today she had to get a review in to the Observer. Eight hundred words on a new edition of the letters of Jane Welsh Carlyle. She’d tried to start it yesterday, but had only got as far as the first sentence. “No wonder that the Carlyle marriage was childless: Thomas was baby enough to last Jane Welsh a lifetime.” It wouldn’t do. Of her last review (about women workers in rural Italy), the Observer’s literary editor had said over the phone: “Fine, fine. But don’t you think it’s a bit … ah … well, rather … slightly … shrill?” Sheila was afraid that the sentence about the Carlyles was definitely rather slightly shrill. She inked it out with a line of black loops and noticed to her surprise that she’d put sugar in the tea. She never took sugar. Was this the start of a pregnant craving?

  She drew a flower on a long stalk in the margin and wrote: “Jane Welsh had more to get off her chest than most Victorian women: she was married to Thomas Carlyle.” She crossed that out too, and burped; another symptom. She stared at the paper, wrote Weird Dream and underscored it twice.

  Every night lately, she’d been having anxiety dreams about the baby. It kept on cropping up in odder and odder disguises. Last week it had arrived in the shape of a ginger cat caught in the top of a tall tree. The cat had stared down at her, rheumy-eyed, its tail frisking the leaves. She’d tried to climb the tree to save it. The cat had hissed at her. She’d slipped, bloodying her knees and forearms on the bark. The cat had climbed on to a higher bough, where it turned into a bird and sang. That was all in the notebook. Then there was the one about the baby as a ragged old man. A dosser with a cider bottle. He was squatting on the doorstep in a filthy overcoat, hawking and spitting. She’d asked him inside. He’d sat at the table where she was working now, eating chocolate biscuits and sardines. As he ate he grew fatter and fatter and fatter, a roly-poly cuckoo in the nest. When Sheila’s cupboard was bare, the old man began to curse her. She had to stick her fingers in her ears to muffle the stream of obscenities that came gushing out of him—like blood, a flux of arterial blood, as she wrote later. As he cursed, she watched him shrivelling like a balloon with a puncture, and at the end of the dream he was just a sort of wizened rubbery thing, inches big, a scrap of rubbish on the floor. Summing it up, Sheila had written: Fear of inadequate lactation (?).

  She’d woken from a funny one this morning. She seemed to have dreamed her way inside her own womb. It was a wild, dark place, with confused waters crashing on what seemed like a rocky beach. Standing there on the edge, she’d been ice cold with panic. She couldn’t see properly, but she could hear cries from a long way away. They came in gusts, with the wind—horrible cries, like pigs squealing, but human. Sheila plunged into the scummy surf, and was immediately out of her depth. She tried to swim towards the cries, but her schoolgirl breaststroke was agonizingly slow, and her mouth was choked with salt and slime. She swam and swam, sick with exhaustion and fright. Somewhere out there, it was drowning and she had to save it. Her legs seemed tangled up with seaweed, her arms were numb. Outlined for a moment against the dark roof of the place, she saw something—a raft or boat, perched on the lip of the enormous wave that was going to smash it to smithereens.

  Then, suddenly, she had it in her hand. It was a broken walnut shell, and it had an occupant—a stiff little manikin, quite dead, like a plastic doll in a Christmas cracker. Angry, a child herself now, in a party dress, Sheila threw the tiny, beastly white thing into the fire, where it fizzled briefly and melted into a blob of goo. Sheila wept. Her own cries woke her and her first thought was that she must have scared Tom. But he was deep asleep; huge, reliable, real. She touched him to bring herself properly awake, and felt his drowsy penis stir comfortingly under her fingers.

  In her notebook she wrote: Womb. Water. A tempest. Me alone on the beach. Yet the more she thought about her nightmare, the less that stormy place seemed like a womb. She remembered the pitiless wind pinning her dress against her body, the gravelly roar of the breakers at the water’s edge, the little boat on the wave.

  That boat. It wasn’t her baby she’d been dreaming of, it was her father. Or perhaps it was her baby and her father both at once. But she felt intruded on—as if her father had come by night like an incubus, to take her by stealth in her sleep.

  Of course. When she’d last called him, he had rabbitted on and on about going boating. His latest scheme was that he was going to sail around to London to see her. In his dinghy, or whatever. He bumbled and fluffed over the phone. It sounded to Sheila as if he was in danger of losing all of his remaining marbles.

  “Father,” she said, “there are such things as trains, you know,” and tried to laugh him out of this infantile escapade. But he was unbudgeable. He said, “I’ll tie up to your doorstep. Won’t trouble you at all. Might be awfully glad of a warm bath, though. One gets rather smelly at sea.”

  “Do take care, Father.”

  “Roger. Will do.”

  She was helpless. Everything about him grated on her now—the cracked gallantry, the old naval slang. She couldn’t deal with it at all. Not that she had ever got on with George; but the man she used to meet on his summer leaves hadn’t been like this. He’d been stiff, evasive, too polished by half, yet Sheila felt that if he only once relaxed his guard she might find someone there whom she could talk to. Well, there was no talking to the ramshackle figure on the far end of the phone.

  “By the way,” he said, “I’ve grown a beard.”

  “Really?” she said weakly.

  “Yes. Not a patch on Tom’s, of course. Just a threadbare sort of chinwarmer, you know.”

  “I look forward to seeing it,” Sheila said.

  “I’m told it rather suits me,” he said with a glimmer of his old vanity, then spoiled it by saying, “I’m making a pretty thoroughgoing job of going to seed, you see.”

  “Sea?” she said.

  “Seed” said her father with his noncommittal upper-deck laugh.

  For the rest of the day, scraps and echoes of this conversation kept on cropping up like burrs in Sheila’s head. She felt obscurely guilty. But of what? Then she felt indignant. Her father was breaking bounds.

  “ETA ten days from now, with a bit of luck,” he’d said.

  ETA? Oh, that. It really was too tiresome. She had stared out of the window of her study at the crocuses, already in full bloom on the back lawn. Tom must have planted them without telling her.

  “I’ll call you up on the radio telephone when I get into the Thames.”

  “Yes, do.” A
crocus had fluttered up and settled in the tree. Sheila put her glasses on and looked more closely: all the crocuses were pigeons.

  “Sheila?”

  “Sorry, Father—you were saying?”

  At 6.00, when the cheap rate started, her mother had rung. Sheila gave her a heavily edited report on George’s movements. “Hopeless! Simply hopeless!” her mother said, and Sheila tended to agree; but there was such undisguised satisfaction in her mother’s tone that she felt filially obliged to change the subject.

  Now her father was sneaking into her dreams dressed up as a baby. Sheila didn’t think that fair at all. Sipping sweet tea by the window, she watched the birdbath and the piles of seasoning timber in the garden as they paled and sharpened in the dawn. In her notebook she wrote “Thomas Carlyle was …” but it was her father she was thinking of as she settled down to attack Carlyle.

  Out on deck in the halflight it was dewy, damp and airless. The smell of dead fish and diesel fuel from the neighbouring boats seemed to have got deep inside George’s skull, where they mixed unsociably with the aftertaste of the whisky. He stood in a snakepit of wet coir ropes, hauling in hand over hand as he freed Calliope of her final attachment to Cornwall.

  He reached out to the black and slimy stone of the quay wall and pushed, quite gently, easing the boat away from the berth. Her steep bow began to swing against the line of misty trees on the opposite shore. Her timbered bulk shifted like a sleeper turning slowly over in bed. George loved the mysterious tractability of the boat in the water: on land it was so damned hard to make anything shift the way you wanted it. Afloat, it was different: the pressure of a fingertip would move eleven tons of deadweight as cleanly and easily as if the boat was a brass washer on a film of oil. It made George, even with a hangover, feel a pleasant kinship with Hercules. Smiling emptily, he walked back from the bows to the wheelhouse where the engine grumbled underfoot in neutral, and started to pilot his estate out into the estuary.

  Ahead, the water was a greenish gold, glossy as wax. Behind the boat, George’s wake tore and splintered it from shore to shore. He cut the revs to 1500, then 1000, until Calliope was inching past the town, quiet as a moth, trailing a skirt of gleaming ripples. He slipped by within a cable of the leading light on Culver Point: it winked at him inside its basket, a lazy red flash every ten seconds. In another minute, he was below Thalassa. For the very first time, he noticed the garden of the house—or rather its absence, for its outline had completely merged into the gorse and scrub of the surrounding cliff. His father’s precious cold frames and patent bird scarers had been swallowed up in the tangle.

  “They say,” his father said with a little crow of scorn, “that the soil’s too poor to grow tomatoes here”, and led George out to a miniature glass pagoda that he’d put together out of broken frames and bits of string. With the air of a magician at a children’s party, he lifted the lid of this erection and pointed inside. In a cleft in the leaves something, undoubtedly, had happened: a single, hard green globule, about the size of a goat dropping. “What,” said his father, “do you suppose they’d call that? A pomegranate?” This miserable fruitlet was, he announced, “merely a prototype”. Next year, he was going to confound the people of St Cadix as he’d confounded his parishioners in Hampshire, with superior learning. He would bury them in hard green tomatoes to prove yet another of his indignant points.

  But the next year he was dead, and George’s mother was buying her vegetables in tins and packets; an odd vice in which she took a lot of pleasure. “Have you heard of Surprise peas, dear?” she asked George. “Such a boon. You just pop them into boiling water and they swell up and turn green. They’re really rather clever.”

  Steering the boat under the house, George wanted to apologize to his father about the garden. Had a lot on my plate, you know—always did mean to get round to it. He looked up at Thalassa’s narrow face. There were slates missing from the roof, and its black windows gaped. He noticed that an old lawnmower lay strangled inside the brown birdsnest of Russian Vine against the kitchen wall. Swinging the wheel hard to port, he snatched a last glance at the house. How absurd ever to have thought of it as home: the only homely thing about the place was his own eagerness to be away from it. He pushed the engine to full ahead. The rev counter dickered up to 2800 and a bluff and rolling wake began to build around Calliope’s stern. The deserted house stared after him, its porch and windows contracting in a joyless know-it-all smile.

  The rocks at the harbourmouth were sinking and surfacing like turtles, but the sea itself was still. George steered between the rocks—feet planted wide on the wheelhouse floor, shoulders hunched, the long visor of his cap wagging rhythmically from side to side as he searched the water ahead. In the sharp morning air, the surface was riddled with faint twists and curlicues of smoke. George didn’t much like the look of what he saw: the dewpoint must be very low. Squaring up to the sea like a boxer, watching his footwork and his guard, he waited for it to make the first move. In the black account book that he kept on the shelf by the wheel, he wrote:

  Dep. St Cadix Hr. 0615. Log 0037.3. Course set: 093°. Bar 1002, rising (?). Calm. Vis—

  He stopped here, for the vis. was definitely rum. It looked alright—it seemed as if you could see for miles and miles under this bland and steadily brightening sky. The trouble was that half the local headlands had gone absent without leave. The day mark on St Cadix Head was clear enough: he could even see the paint moulting on its red stripes. But where were Nare Head, the Dodman, Greeb Point? They’d vanished clean off the face of Cornwall—and where they should have been there was just sea, innocently shining, placid as a carp pool in the grounds of a ruinous abbey.

  He held the little handbearing compass to his eye and squinted through it at the daymark, watching the numbers spin in their dish of damping fluid. They settled, wobbling a little, at 282°, then climbed to 285° and past 290°. At 294°, St Cadix Head faded out into a clear horizon. George read the log: Calliope had travelled just over a mile between the first bearing and the moment when the headland had dissolved into the sky.

  He sat at the chart table, ruling off the bearings from the daymark together with his course and distance travelled. The elementary, elemental triangle gave George a deep twinge of reminiscent childish pleasure. There wasn’t really much, he supposed, that he was awfully good at; but he was good at this—this magical monkey business with protractors, soft pencils and heavy old boxwood parallel rules. The only nickname he’d ever had was on Hecla, when they’d called him Oz (after “The Wizard of Oz” with Judy Garland had been screened on the flight deck one balmy Saturday night off Cape St Vincent). Oz might have got a little rusty since, but he still remembered most of his old tricks.

  “That’s our position, sir,” he said aloud in the empty wheelhouse, drawing a neat circle round the cross at the bottom of the triangle and labelling it with the time and log reading. His Known Point of Departure. From now on, unless the vis. cleared, he’d have to go by Dead Reckoning.

  “Dead Reckoning, gentlemen, was good enough for Columbus, so don’t despise it. You won’t be called on to discover America with it, but—ah, good morning, Mr Grey!”

  “Morning, sir. I’m sorry, sir.” Commander Prynne watched him in silence as George shuffled in to the empty chair beside Cadet Carver.

  “Mr Grey, we were just discussing that primitive old seaman’s solace, next in importance only to his rum ration, Dead Reckoning.”

  “Yes, sir.”

  “Indeed …” Prynne whiffled happily at his class; “we might do a little experiment in Dead Reckoning with the, ah, unfortunate case of Mr Grey.”

  The classroom was still called The Little Folks Den, a survival from 1939 when Pwllheli had been a Butlin’s Camp. All four walls were decorated with a waist-high frieze of grinning gollywogs. Above the gollywogs were pinned sheaves of Admiralty orders. The furled blackout curtains in the windows were pale with chalk dust. George stared at the blank page of his Nav. Notebook, feari
ng to catch old Prynne’s housemasterly eye.

  “To start our DR track, we have to know one thing only. Our Known Point of Departure. Where, in other words, did we start from?”

  George, obedient to a fault, wrote: “1. Known Point of Departure.” For a hopeful moment, he thought Prynne had forgotten him.

  “Mr Grey?”

  “Sir?”

  “Your place of birth, please, Mr Grey.”

  “Sorry, sir?”

  “You must have started out from somewhere. Where were you born?”

  It was too awful. Feeling perfectly idiotic, George said, “Er … sort of … a bit outside … Winchester, sir. In a village, sir.”

  The class laughed. Oh, the shame of it, when you were a brand-new officer cadet, destined to command!

  Prynne seemed to soften slightly. “It’s not a very precise position, is it, Mr Grey? But the good navigator has to make the most of whatever gen he has to hand, and if you think that ‘er sort of a bit outside Winchester sir’ sounds pretty ropey, I think I can promise you that you’ll meet worse at sea. So, for Mr Grey’s known point of departure, we’re stuck with sort of a bit outside Winchester. Mr Ives, I wonder if you’d care to do a spot of inspired guesswork, if it’s not too early in the morning for you?”

  “No, sir. Yes, sir.”

  “The co-ordinates of Winchester, if you please. Do you know it? Very imposing cathedral there. A little north and west of Portsmouth.”

  “Yes, sir. I’m not sure, sir. About, oh, 51 north and 1 degree west, sir?”

  “Yes, that’ll do. Though I rather think you’ve managed to put poor old Winchester somewhere in Sussex, which it wouldn’t like at all. Never mind.” He chalked up the letters KPD on the blackboard and wrote 51.00°N 1.00° W beside them. “Now we have the vexed question of Mr Grey’s intended destination. He has, we must assume, been sailing from Winchester in a brave if, as we now know, forlorn attempt to be punctual for his Navigation class here in Pwllheli. Can anyone give me the co-ordinates, in exact figures this time, of Pwllheli? Yes, Mr Owen.”

 

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