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by David Feldman


  taste of, with orange juice

  Toothpicks

  flat versus round

  mint flavoring on

  Tootsie Roll Pops, Indian and star on wrappers of

  Toques, purpose of

  Tornadoes

  lull before

  trailer parks and

  Tortilla chips

  black specks on

  price of, versus potato chips

  Tortillas

  black specks on

  size of, versus corn

  Touch tone telephones, keypad configuration for

  Towels

  number of, in hotel rooms

  smell of used

  textures of

  Traffic control

  55 mph speed limit

  traffic lights

  Traffic flow, clumping of, on highways

  Traffic jams, clearing of, on highways

  Traffic lights

  colors on

  timing of, in New York and Washington D.C.

  Traffic noise in U.S., versus other countries

  Traffic signal light bulbs, lifespan of

  Traffic signs

  DONT WALK, lack of apostrophe on

  FALLING ROCK, purpose of

  placement of “Dangerous Curve”

  Trailer parks

  tires atop mobile homes in

  tornadoes and

  Train stations, ceilings of

  Trains

  backwards locomotives in

  EXEMPT signs at railroad crossings

  Tread, tire, disappearance of

  Treasurer, U.S., gender of

  Treasury, printing of new bills by

  Treble clefs, dots on

  Trees

  bark, color of

  growth in cities

  growth on slopes of

  Triton, orbit pattern of

  Tropical fish, oxygen in

  Trucks

  idling of engines of

  license plates on

  origins of term “semi” and

  “Tsk-Tsk,” stroking of index fingers and

  Tuba bells, orientation of

  Tuesday

  release of CDs

  U.S. elections and

  Tumbleweed, tumbling of

  Tuna, cat food, cans of

  Tunnels, ceramic tiles in

  Tupperware and home parties

  “Turkey,” in bowling, origin of term

  Turkeys

  beards on

  white versus dark meat

  Turn signals in automobiles, clicking sounds of

  TV Guide, order of listings in

  Twenty-four second clock in NBA basketball

  Twenty-one as age of majority

  Twenty-one gun salute, origins of

  “Twenty-three skidoo”

  Twins, identical, DNA and

  Twitches during sleep

  TWIX cookie bars, holes in

  “Two bits,” origins of term

  Two by fours, measurement of

  Two-minute warning, football and

  Typewriter keys, location of

  “U” in University of Miami football helmets

  Ultraviolet and attraction of insects

  Umpires and home plate sweeping

  “Uncouth”

  Underarm hair, purpose of

  Underwear, labels on

  Uniforms

  painters’ whites

  surgeons’, color of

  United States Mint and shipment of coin sets

  United States Postal System (USPS)

  CAR-RT SORT on envelopes

  Post office, translation of foreign mail and

  undeliverable mail

  University of Miami

  football helmets

  “Hurricanes” nickname

  University of North Carolina and Tar Heels

  University of South Florida, location of

  Unleaded gasoline, cost of

  Unlisted telephone numbers, charges for

  Unscented hair spray, smell of

  “Upper crust”

  Upper lips, groove on

  UPS

  shipment of coin sets

  used trucks, nonexistence of

  Urinals, ice in

  Urination, running water and

  Uvula, purpose of

  Vaccination marks, hair growth and

  Valve stems on fire hydrants, shape of

  VCRs, counter numbers on

  Vegetable oil, vegetables in

  Vegetable oils, vegetables in

  Vending machines

  bill counting and

  freezing of soft drinks in

  half dollars and

  pennies and

  placement of snacks in

  “Use Correct Change” light on

  Vent windows, side, in automobiles

  Vestments

  color of Catholic priests’

  color of popes’

  Videocassette boxes, configuration of

  Videocassette recorders

  counters on

  power surges and

  Videotape recorders

  “play” and “record” switches on

  storms and

  Videotape versus audiotape, two sides of

  Videotapes, rental, two-tone signals on

  Violin bows, white dots on frogs of

  Virgin acrylic

  Virgin olive oil

  Vision

  Vitamins, measurement of, in foods

  Voices

  causes of high and low

  elderly versus younger

  perception of, own versus others

  Volkswagen Beetles, elimination of

  Vomiting and horses

  “Waffling”

  Wagon wheels in film, movement of

  Waiters’ tips and credit cards

  Walking the plank, pirates and

  Walking, race, judging of

  Wall Street Journal, lack of photographs in

  Warmth and its effect on pain

  Warning labels, mattress tag

  Warts, frogs and toads and

  Washing machine agitators, movement of

  Washing machines, top- versus bottom-loading, and detergent

  Washington D.C., “J” Street in

  Watch, versus clock, distinctions between

  “Watch,” origins of term

  Watches and placement on left hand

  Water

  bottled, expiration dates on

  chemical manufacture of

  clouds in tap water

  color of

  Water faucets

  bathroom versus kitchen

  location of, hot versus cold

  Water temperature

  effect on stain

  versus air temperature, perception of

  Water towers

  height of

  winter and

  Water, boiling, boiling, during home births

  Water, cold, kitchen versus bathroom

  Watermelon seeds, white versus black

  Wax, whereabouts in dripless candles

  “Wear his heart on his sleeve”

  “Weasel words”

  Weather [see also particular conditions]

  clear days following storms

  forecasting of, in different regions

  partly cloudy versus partly sunny

  smell of impending rain

  West coast versus East coast

  Wedding etiquette, congratulations to bride and groom and

  Wedding invitations, tissue paper in

  Weigh stations, highway, predictable closure of

  Wells, roundness of

  Wendy’s hamburgers, square shape of

  Western Union telegrams

  exclamation marks and

  periods

  Wet noses, dogs and

  Wetness, effect of, on color

  Whales, sperm, head oil in

  Whiplash, delayed reaction of

  Whips, cr
acking sound of

  Whistling at sporting events

  White Castle hamburgers, holes in

  White chocolate, versus brown chocolate

  “White elephant”

  White paint on homes

  White pepper, source of

  White wine, black grapes and

  White-wall tires

  bluish tinge on

  thickness of

  Wigwams near highway

  Wind on lakes, effect of different times on

  Window cleaning, newspapers and

  Window envelopes, use by mass mailers

  Windows, rear, of automobiles

  Windshield wipers, buses versus automobile

  Wine

  chianti and straw-covered bottles

  dryness of

  temperature of serving, red versus white

  white, black grapes and

  Wine glasses, types of

  Wine tasters, drunkenness in

  Wing-tip shoes, holes in

  Winter, first day of

  Wisdom teeth, purpose of

  Women

  dancing ability

  fainting

  feelings of coldness

  group restroom visits

  hair length of aging

  leg kicking when kissing

  remote control usage

  spitting

  uncomfortable shoes

  Wood, popping noise of, in fires

  Woodpeckers, headaches and

  Wool

  shrinkage of, versus wool

  smell of, when wet

  Worms

  appearance on sidewalk after rain

  as fish food

  birds and

  in tequila bottles

  larvae and

  survival during winter

  Wrapping

  Burger King sandwiches

  chewing gum

  gift box chocolate

  Wrinkles on extremities

  Wrists as perfume target

  Wristwatches, placement on left hand

  X

  as symbol for kiss

  as symbol in algebra

  “X ray”

  “Xmas,” origins of term

  X-rated movies, versus XXX-rated movies

  “XXX [liquor]”

  Yawning, contagiousness of

  Yeast in bread, effect of

  Yellow, aversion of insects to

  Yellow Freight Systems, orange trucks of

  Yellow lights, timing of, in traffic lights

  Yellow Pages, advertisements in

  Yellowing of fingernails, nail polish and

  YKK on zippers

  Yogurt

  fruit on bottom

  liquid atop

  Zebras and riding by humans

  ZIP code, addresses on envelopes and

  “Zipper”

  Zippers, YKK on

  Zodiac, different dates for signs in

  Zoo animals, rocking in

  Help!

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  About the Author

  DAVID FELDMAN is the author of twelve books, including the Imponderables® series — Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?, When Do Fish Sleep?, Do Penguins Have Knees?, and others — as well as Who Put the Butter in Butterfly? And How to Win at Just About Everything. He has a master’s degree in popular culture from Bowling Green State University in Ohio and consults and lectures on the media. He lives in New York City.

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  Also by David Feldman

  How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?

  What Are Hyenas Laughing At, Anyway?

  How Does Aspirin Find a Headache?

  When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?

  Do Penguins Have Knees?

  Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?

  When Do Fish Sleep?

  Who Put the Butter in Butterfly?

  Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?

  How to Win at Just About Anything

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