by Joan Rylen
ALSO BY JOAN RYLEN
UPSTATE UPROAR
The Getaway Girlz — Vivian, Wendy, Lucy and Kate — retreat to upstate New York to help Wendy cope with her fiancé’s disappearance. Instead of lazy lakeside afternoons and picturesque hikes, the girls plunge into a cold case (drowning) and dig up trouble (human remains). Their quaint B&B holds secrets from the past, giving Kate haunting dreams. Lucy’s momentary meltdown brings in much-needed muscle, Pierre La Roche, whom they met in Playa del Carmen on their first getaway. Vivian’s fireman fling, Larson, can’t stop the combustion of boats, houses and automobiles that ensue. Despite the deadly drama, these four friends take on Lake Placid’s tourist attractions and peculiar people, whipping up a dangerous firestorm on this unforgettable Adirondack adventure.
UPSTATE UPROAR
By
Joan Rylen
Smashwords Edition
Copyright © 2015 Rita Rox, Inc.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, dialogue, places and incidents either are the product of the authors’ imaginations or used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
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Lyrics of Josh Weathers used with permission.
ISBN: 13: 978-098567-3-6-6-6
Library of Congress Control Number: 2015934258
To Ashley – you’re the sweetest, cutest, funniest, silliest goose ever.
I love you, Momma
This one’s for you Big Lou – with love, Johnell
Prologue
Kate took one last sip of mango margarita, set her glass down on the dock and jumped into the lake. The cool water was welcome after the heat of the day, and it got cooler and cooler the further she went. A pain shot through her leg and she stopped swimming to rub her calf with one hand while treading water with the other arm. The pain struck again, this time in both legs, extending up her thighs, causing her to gasp and swallow water.
Help me! Help me, she thought as she coughed. “Help,” she sputtered, but because of her coughing, it was barely audible. She knew she was in trouble. Her head was just above water.
She tried to swim to shore, but her legs wouldn’t work. She attempted a couple of strokes, letting her legs dangle, but the pain moved up her back and into her arms. Her heart raced as she slipped completely under. No! Have to get to shore!
Kate kicked as hard as she could, trying to break the surface, but the cramping refused to yield. Beams of sunlight streaked through the water, providing no help as her lungs burned, yearning for the precious oxygen that floated in bubbles around her. Despite her efforts not to breathe, she involuntarily inhaled.
She coughed and spattered, water invading her nose and mouth. She reached down to feel the living being that had been growing within her for almost five months, but it was gone. A new panic and sadness embraced her, but she knew it was too late. The rays of light faded as she sank lower and lower.
1
Day 1
Vivian Taylor’s heart pounded and she gripped the armrests of her middle seat. “Oh my god!” The sweater she had put on that morning in preparation for brisk autumn weather was now suffocating. What was I thinking wearing this?
Wendy Schreiber turned the page of the in-flight magazine. “Geez, Viv, it was just a little turbulence.”
The plane shuddered again and Vivian whimpered, then groaned as the seat belt light flashed on and the captain’s voice rang out. “We’ve got a patch of storms ahead, but we’ll be through it in no time. Flight attendants, please take your seats.”
From the back of the plane, Vivian watched as the passengers’ heads jerked in unison as the 737 hit another rough spot. “I hate it when the captain says that!” She reached across Wendy and pulled down the shade.
Wendy tucked the magazine into the seatback pocket and pushed her long, brown hair behind her shoulder. “You’re such a chicken, and it’s so unlike you. I’m not excited about it, but it’s just a little turbulence.”
The plane dropped and Vivian’s stomach lurched into her throat. “That was not a little, that was a lot.”
“Okay, that was more.” The right wing dipped, then leveled out. “But that was less.”
“That was definitely NOT less. We’re gonna die!” Tears leaked out of Vivian’s eyes and ran down her cheeks. She lifted her blonde curls off her neck, trying to cool down.
Wendy grabbed the magazine and started fanning her. “Seriously, Viv, we’re going to be okay. What is with you?”
The plane hit another hard bump, causing Vivian to scream, her green eyes round with fright.
An older man in business attire who was seated across the aisle leaned over and looked at them, then slowly leaned back against his seat and continued working on his laptop.
Vivian couldn’t help but laugh, which is often how she dealt with fear. Her lack of control and not being able to see out the windshield was sending her over the edge. She wiped her clammy hands on her jeans, then white-knuckle-gripped the armrests. The plane hit another air pocket, dropping what felt like 500 feet. She leaned forward and closed her eyes. “That was more. A LOT more.”
“No, that was less, definitely less than the one before,” Wendy said and kept fanning.
“I don’t want the swimming pool slut to raise my children,” Vivian said. “She’s such a bitch, it will ruin them.”
“You’re not going to die. But even if you did, they’d always have good memories of their fun mom.” Wendy smiled sweetly. “I think the bad weather is almost over, Viv. Their evil stepmother won’t have to raise them.”
“Rick never stands up to her. He asks her permission to keep the kids if we ever have to switch our schedules, for god’s sake. What’s with that crap?”
“Maybe he’s just being courteous, checking their schedule?”
“No, he’s asking permission. She can’t be inconvenienced.”
“So did the kids get that backyard that Rick said was his reason for getting married?”
Vivian laughed. “You should see the money pit they bought. The house barely looks livable and the backyard is a joke. It’s so overgrown, the weeds are taller than the kids.”
“So much for that.” Wendy shrugged.
The plane gave another shudder and Vivian winced, but soon the sun peeked through the cracks of the window shade.
“See, it’s about over,” Wendy said and lifted the shade. “We always have a little turbulence on our vacations. Let’s hope that was the end of it.” The smile in her brown eyes faded, but then she smiled at Vivian and went back to reading her magazine.
Vivian and Wendy, friends since elementary school, were on their way to Albany, N.Y., to meet two other childhood friends, Lucy McGuire and Kate Jameson, for their fourth girls’ trip. From there, the girls were driving north to Lake Placid to spend a week hiking, enjoying the fall foliage and all-around relaxing. Kate preferred mountains over city after their last trip to New Orleans, no one was ready for the beach, and since Lucy lived in the Rockies, she wanted different mountains. The group had decided on the Adirondacks.
The four had grown up in funky-smelling Pasa-Get-Down-dena, Texas, a blue-collar suburb of Houston full of refinery workers who loved their line-dancing and Lone Star Beer. Two of the most notorious icehouses were right across from one another on Shaver Street, the “He’s Not Here” and the “She’s Not Here.” The girls tried to go into “He’s Not Here” once their senior year in high school but didn’t make it through the door, so instead they went to Ch
erry’s Liquor Store and ordered wine coolers from the drive-thru. No ID required.
The plane landed, and Vivian and Wendy were among the last off. Big hugs from Lucy and Kate awaited them at baggage claim. The girls chit-chatted and Vivian showed pictures of the kids while waiting for their bags to slide down the chute.
Kate turned to Wendy, concern in her brown eyes. “How are you? How are things going with Jake’s investigation?”
Wendy shook her head. “I’ll tell y’all about it in the car. It’s not the best news.”
“Darn, that’s not what I wanted to hear,” Kate said. “But it’s good to see you, and I’m glad you decided to come on the trip. I know it’s been a rough few months.”
“I really needed to see y’all.” Wendy took a deep breath. “Let’s get this show on the road.”
Lucy pulled the rental car keys from her purse. “We’re all set. I got us an SUV that can handle all this luggage. We have a couple hours before we get to Lake Placid, so let’s find a grocery store here in Albany and stock up on goodies.”
“As long as Dos Equis is on the list, I’m in,” Vivian said.
Wendy whipped a piece of paper out of her purse. “I’m all over it!”
The girls walked to the parking garage and Lucy led the way, her auburn ponytail swinging as she walked. Vivian butt bumped Kate and smiled. “So, you pregnant yet?”
Kate raised her eyebrows and pulled open her cardigan. “What do you think?”
2
Vivian pulled Kate in for a big embrace, then stepped back and rubbed her baby bump. “You’re so cute!”
Kate smiled and patted her normally flat stomach, which now had a little pooch.
Lucy asked, “How far along are you?”
“Almost five months.” Kate smiled. “I learned some moves on our last trip in New Orleans from all that strip club sleuthing. Shaun was impressed! Now really encourages me to take these trips.”
“I can’t believe you kept this a secret,” Vivian said. “We should be planning your baby shower by now.”
“It hasn’t been easy to keep this from y’all, but I had to tell you in person. Now I can go public with my news.”
“Boy or girl?” Wendy asked as she took Kate’s bag off her shoulder. “And give me this. No more lifting for you.”
“I’m fine, the baby’s fine, everything’s fine.” Kate reached for her bag but Wendy refused to give it up. “We want it to be a surprise, so I don’t know.” She rubbed her belly again.
“You’re carrying precious cargo and I got this,” Wendy said, firmly clutching the bag. “What can we do special for you? Craving any certain foods, extra sleep, mommy massage?”
“I’ve been craving meat and I’m definitely hungrier than usual, so we need to find a grocery store. And even though I’m past the nauseous stage, I need to sit in the front seat. Otherwise, nothing special.”
“We can accommodate that,” Lucy said. “First stop, groceries. Do you want to drive?”
Kate took the keys. “Sure, and that way I can control all the windows.” She giggled, then said, “ ’Cuz I’m a little gassy.”
Kate demonstrated just that, so the girls picked up the pace to the SUV. Lucy, the expert car packer, got everything loaded and with just enough space to see out the back window. Wendy rode shotgun and navigated Kate to the highway, while Vivian and Lucy tucked into the back seat.
Kate adjusted her seat belt and said, “Okay, so what’s the latest on Jake’s accident? Wait, do we call it an accident?”
“I call it his disappearance,” Wendy replied. “There hasn’t been any trace of him. I’ve spoken numerous times with Sue Garrett, the detective with the Las Vegas Police Department, but she hasn’t been able to make any headway on what happened.”
Vivian patted Wendy’s shoulder. “There has to be some evidence. Vegas is the capital of cameras, for god’s sake, either in buildings or traffic cams or in people’s hands. Something has to turn up.”
“It’s like he got sucked up in the Bermuda Triangle. I keep waiting for the phone to ring and see his number, but it doesn’t happen. I catch myself in the middle of the day thinking about him, wondering what he’s up to, and then remember, he’s gone.”
“Don’t give up hope,” Lucy said. “Until we know something definite, you have to think positive.”
Kate clicked on the blinker, pulled off the highway and soon parked in front of the grocery store. “Let’s get our shopping done, then tell us the story on the way to Lake Placid. I want to hear the whole thing, start in detail.”
Lucy opened her door. “We need to hit up the liquor store next door while we’re here. I have a feeling we’re going to need liquid therapy.”
The girls piled out of the car and made their way through the grocery store. Kate bypassed the produce department and bee-lined for the beef jerky. “Vegetables repulse me these days. I need meat.”
“Who are you?” Lucy asked. “Hadn’t you given up just about all meat before you were pregnant?”
“Yep, 95 percent vegetarian, couldn’t give up dairy, but now I’m all about the meat. Gimme brisket, bacon, beef tips, barbecue, anything animal.”
“Good thing you live in the barbecue mecca of Texas,” Lucy said. “I haven’t found anything in Denver that compares to Franklin’s Barbeque.”
“I’ve become a smoked meat connoisseur, dragging Shaun around Austin and the Hill Country, trying ’em all.”
The girls stocked up on snacks, bought a Styrofoam cooler and a bag of ice, then headed to the liquor store for red wine, vodka and beer, even though only three of them would be drinking on this trip.
The only place in the car to put the goods was the back seat. Lucy and Vivian did their best not to crush the chips, smush the bread or damage the donuts, and the only place for the cooler was smack-dab between the two of them.
“I’m in charge of the back seat bar, baby!” Vivian called as they pulled out of the parking lot. “Wait! Pull into that fast food restaurant.”
“Need to use the restroom?” Kate asked.
“No, more important than that. I’ll be right back.” Vivian ran inside and returned less than a minute later with a plastic utensil packet. “I needed a knife to cut my limes!”
Wendy pointed to the back. “I have a Swiss Army knife in my big blue bag. But good luck with the plastic one.”
“Ahh, should’ve known!”
As Kate merged onto the interstate, a light rain started to fall. “Okay, Wendy, I need you to start from the beginning with Jake’s story. I know it’s hard, but I want to hear the whole thing. Maybe we can help somehow.”
“I’m just not ready to rehash it all right now. I need a beverage, or three, first. Can we talk about something else?”
Kate glanced at Lucy in the rearview. “Of course, we can. Lucy, what’s the latest with you and Steve? Did you officially file?”
“Yes,” Lucy said, the twinkle in her usually cheerful green eyes dimmed.
Vivian handed Lucy and Wendy both a red Solo cup filled with vodka and cranberry.
Lucy took a sip. “It’ll be final in a couple of months.”
“How’s Steve doing?” Wendy asked.
“Oh, you know, he’s his usual unemotional self. We’ve been friends forever, and I’m hoping we’ll be able to maintain that when this is over.”
“I hate that you’re moving out of the townhouse,” Wendy said. “You worked so hard remodeling it.”
“The mortgage and homeowners association dues are way more than I can afford, even though he’s been good to me in terms of splitting stuff and making sure I’m okay financially. I’ve found a little apartment in Denver, which at least cuts down on my commute.”
“Who gets the cats?” Kate asked.
Lucy crunched a piece of ice. “One each. I hope they don’t freak out.”
“Will you be able to maintain your expensive shoe habit?” Vivian asked.
“Probably not. I’m kicking up my hours at work, promo
ting myself more and just trying to spend less.” Lucy was a self-employed interior designer. Her income fluctuated with the economy and also how hard she worked.
“That sucks,” Vivian said.
“It’s okay, I’m stocked up on shoes.” Lucy slowly stirred her drink. “I’m still able to take vacations, but thank goodness we have our Getaway Girlz trust fund.”
In the Rocky Mountains, the girls brought a thief to justice and received a hefty reward. They split some of the loot and put the rest into a trust fund to be used only for their vacations.
“Enough about me, what about you, preggo? Any other news from Austin other than your new meat habit?”
Kate gripped the wheel and sighed. “Shaun’s having an affair.”
3
Vivian and Lucy shared the back of their rental SUV. The colors of the fall leaves whizzed by as Kate drove and Vivian almost spit out her beer at Kate’s announcement. “What the hell? I thought y’all were madly in love. Shaun’s having an affair? With who?”
Kate giggled. “Little Debbie, Sara Lee, and probably Marie Callender this week since I’m gone.”
“Oh geez, you scared the crap out of me!” Vivian said.
“I was ready to go to Austin and kick his ass!” Wendy said. “But I can certainly understand the love affair with Little Debbie. Ummmm, Swiss Rolls.”
“Those are the best.” Kate looked at Wendy, then in the rearview mirror. “I think the pregnancy hormones are affecting him. He’s always been a health fanatic, but right now, he’s out of control.” She turned off the windshield wipers.
“He’ll get over it,” Vivian said. “Rick went through the same thing with me. But he never was healthy to start with. At least Shaun has a base.”
