by John Ringo
"I understand, Kildar," Daria replied, smiling. "How is it going?"
"Well, we're on our way at last," Mike said. "But I was wondering if you could do me a few favors."
"Of course," Daria said, smiling. "Here?" she added with a wink.
"Now, now," Mike said, shaking his head. "I need you to call ahead and talk to Gurum. Find hotel rooms for everyone. Some of us might not actually make it to Vegas but I want everyone to have a room. We probably can't ..."
"This is done," Daria said, pulling out a notebook. "The group that cancelled at the convention had a block of rooms reserved. I found out about it and contacted them. They still had the rooms held, but had finally decided that they were not attending. I secured that block of rooms for us at a very reasonable rate. Since we needed some more space, and the hotel was mostly booked, I also secured the penthouse suite for your use, anticipating that Chief Adams and Mr. Vanner would be using it as well. I asked about information security on the room and the hotel has assured me that since the usual users of the room are major American businessmen who often discuss proprietary business in the penthouse that it is quite secure. I spoke with Gurum, who is a very nice man, and ensured that there was access to food for the Keldara. I also talked to the intel girls and they have sufficient 'traditional native costumes' for the convention."
"Oh," Mike replied.
"I spoke with Chief Adams as well," Daria continued. "We're at about sixty percent on small arms ammunition, one hundred percent on RPGs and have a sufficiency of grenades. He wanted me to remind you that we need more Semtek and that if we have to go into Lunari that we're probably going to need more troops. We also need resupply on first aid equipment. And we only have sufficient rations for one day for the entire group." She paused, looked at his expression and shrugged. "I'm trained as a secretary and manager. And my father was a colonel in the Ukrainian Army."
Mike opened his mouth to reply, then shut it.
"Is there anything for me to do?" he asked, somewhat plaintively.
"Just sign the appropriate checks," Daria said, smiling prettily. "Oh, and I need your passport."
"Why?" Mike asked, pulling it out.
"We're hoping you have all the right entry and exit stamps," Daria replied, flipping through the passport. "And you do."
"What's that going to get us?" Mike asked curiously.
"Mr. Vanner thinks that he can create stamps for the rest of the passports from this," Daria said, tucking the passport away and making a note. "We're going to need Croatian entry and exit stamps, at the very least. And I think that's it."
"Are we paying you?" Mike asked incredulously.
"No, as a matter of fact. But I'm trying to help."
"In that case, take a note to double your pay," Mike said, smiling. "Seriously, Anastasia does some of this for me in Georgia but I could use a real assistant. And you seem to have things remarkably under control. Are you open to a job offer?"
"Does it involve shooting people?" Daria asked carefully.
"No," Mike said, then shrugged. "I'd suggest that you take some training, purely for defense. But what I'm thinking of is what you're doing, a personnel and logistics person for missions, assuming there are other missions, and being my personal assistant. I suspect that in Georgia you're going to be bored, but when we're doing things like this you sure won't be."
"What would something like that pay?" Daria asked carefully.
"Well, it would include room and board at the caravanserai," Mike pointed out. "On the other hand, there's not much to do there. As to the pay, we can work that out and find something equitable."
"And what about ... the other?" Daria asked, just as cautiously.
"What other ... oh," Mike said, then shrugged. "Up to you. If you consider it a duty, don't worry about it. I've got more women problems than I'd prefer. On the other hand, if you consider it a fringe benefit, we can work something out," he added with a grin.
"For now, I think I'd put it in the category of 'fringe benefit,' " Daria said, smiling back. "I accept the job offer. We'll work out the pay."
"Thanks," Mike said, standing up. "Get used to finding out-of-the-way buildings to beat people to death in."
"I'm sure they'll deserve it," Daria said, smiling darkly.
* * *
"So how are you going to use my passport to fix everybody else's?" Mike asked Vanner. "Copy the pages?"
The intel specialist was seated at a table at the rear of the plane, working on his computer.
"Won't work," Vanner said. "The Georgian passports have different watermarks. I scanned in all the entry and exit stamps on your passport including most especially the Croatian one. Now I'm creating a three-D model of what the stamp looks like," he continued, spinning the computer around so Mike could see.
"Very nice," Mike said dryly. "It looks like a stamp. And that gives us ... what?"
"Well," Vanner said, hitting a key and looking at a large item that looked vaguely like a printer on the floor, "in about fifteen minutes it should give us a Croatian entry stamp."
"How?" Mike asked.
"That," Vanner said, pointing at the box, "is a desk-top manufacturing device. Give it any sufficiently small three dimensional design and it can make it. Right there."
"You're kidding," Mike said, furrowing his brow. "Right?"
"Nope," Vanner said, grinning. "It's no good for multipart machinery but it can make any solid object that's smaller than its collection area. The technique is called sintering. The machine takes the CAD diagram and splits it into thin layers. The way it used to work is that each layer would be laid down and then welded to the lower layer, sintered actually. This one is a rapid system that lays the whole model down, layer by layer, then heats the item up and forms it in one go."
"I almost hate to ask how much that thing cost," Mike said, shaking his head.
"It was the first run of a new generation of them," Vanner replied. "And a lot. But I thought it might be useful to have along. And I got a deal on it as a beta tester."
"We're going to need more than one," Mike said, thinking about the future.
"Well, I've got an in with the manufacturer," Vanner said, grinning.
* * *
"You do have ink, right?" Mike asked as Vanner slid the still hot stamp into a holder. It sure looked like an entry stamp.
"Fourteen different colors and shades," Vanner admitted. "I mean, I'm not a professional forger, but I can hum a few bars." He picked up a piece of paper and opened up a stamp pad with Mike's passport open on the table in front of him. Humming, he inked the stamp and then stamped it on the piece of paper.
"Looks ... pretty much the same," Mike admitted.
"It should, it was made from this model," Vanner said. "I had to work out the background watermark and I think that might have led to some thin spots ..." He pulled out a loupe and considered the stamped paper under the light. "Yeah, there are some rough spots. But if it's not a close inspection it should work. And if any of these passports get a close inspection we're going to have problems."
"Well, we should be okay on the U.S. end," Mike said. "Where's the MI-6 guy?"
"Going over the hard copy files," Vanner said. "Turns out he speaks and reads Albanian."
"I hope he's not developing more intel than we'd like," Mike said. "Where?"
"Front of the compartment," Vanner replied. "I'm going to get started on the exit stamp...."
* * *
"This is horrible stuff," Carlson-Smith said, skipping to the next video.
"See anyone you recognize?" Mike asked.
"Unfortunately, yes," Carlson-Smith said tightly. "I was assigned to the Kosovo sector for some time and I recognize several gentlemen who are or were similarly assigned."
"Interesting that they were able to get them there," Mike said. "I suppose you've also seen the video that we're interested in."
"Vanner pointed out the file," Carlson-Smith said. "I've avoided it. That's for you Yanks to fix up. The rest
of this is going to be more ... difficult. They've compromised the bloody head of the French force in Kosovo. And he's been promoted. He's in charge of the military-civilian liaison office in France that's supposedly been backstopping Interior Ministry Forces on rounding up France's Islamics. Which has been notably unsuccessful, I might add."
"I'm missing something," Mike admitted.
"The Albanians have been working with the muj for some time," Carlson-Smith said dryly. "Nothing that the bloody media is willing to bring up, but they trade information among other things. I'd give odds that our friend General Robisseau has been feeding information to the targets in France. Probably because he was 'encouraged' to do so by his Albanian friends."
"Crap," Mike muttered. "Any Georgians in there?"
"Not as far as I can tell," Carlson-Smith said with a chuckle. "But there's more than one American and quite a few Japanese. Check this one out," he added, hunting in the files for a moment.
Mike watched the resulting playback for a moment and then turned away.
"So?" he asked. "I've seen a couple."
"Didn't recognize the gentleman?" the MI-6 agent asked, smiling thinly. "One of your bloody liberal strategists, mate. Been on TV any number of time. Big money collector."
"Cleaning this up is going to be a nightmare," Mike admitted. "Multiple countries, multiple jurisdictions. And all people that could afford the squeeze, which means either rich or powerful or, generally, both. Who bells the cat?"
"Who indeed, mate," Carlson-Smith said, jumping to another file. "Bloody hell, another one. Junior member of the Foreign Service. Works with the UN in Kosovo. Refugee relief. Rich liberal poofter. I'd have guessed him for being under the whip, not holding it."
"I'd think he'd be getting his pussy from refugees," Mike noted.
"He probably was," the MI-6 agent admitted. "But getting rid of the bodies is tough. And when you abuse them beyond a certain point, they go talking to the press. That gets your career sidetracked. You have to leave the Foreign Service and go work for an NGO, which doesn't have benefits nearly as good, does it?"
"Point," Mike said. "What are the benefits of working for MI-6?"
"You get to look at really nasty porn," Carlson-Smith said darkly. "And you get to deal with lowlifes and drug dealers. Then there's the terrorist informers, most of whom don't actually know anything, but are more than willing to take cash for nothing. On the other hand, it's got great dental."
"Sounds great," Mike opined. "James Bond and all that."
"People think that," Carlson-Smith said with a sigh. "But it's more like your CIA, isn't it? I mean, yes, we get weapons training in class and all that, but we never bloody use the things. I haven't drawn my weapon in my whole career and very rarely carry anything for that matter. Very few of us do. Neither do your CIA intel fellows, believe me. The paramilitary types like NVA are a different story, of course. They're the wet-work fellows."
"So what do you do?" Mike asked, curiously.
"As I said, run around dealing with lowlifes and trying to get someone to tell us something true," the MI-6 agent said, shrugging. "You build up a group of contacts and get information in any way that you can. It's more glad-handing than running around with beautiful women and killing supervillains. Most of it's quite boring, really."
"Sounds that way," Mike said with a snort. "I'll take James Bond any day."
"I'd rather be doing that than this, mate," Carlson-Smith said. "Among other things, there are things that man is not wot to know or something like that. And this is one of them. Something you'd best keep in mind."
"What do you mean?" Mike asked, frowning.
"There are going to be quite a few very powerful and very unhappy people when this particular ant-pile gets kicked over," the Brit said, shutting down the video program. "I'm covered since I'm just a dumb bureaucrat doing my job. Except for those IRA bastards, nobody personally cares about one agent or another. Sure, the odd muj will have a whack at us, but that's just business. You they're going to hold personally responsible. The people on these files, they're going to lose and lose big. But so are their supporters and sponsors. And they're still, mostly, going to be in power, either directly or indirectly. Even if parties fall as the result, which they just might. Just by finding these files, you've made some powerful enemies."
Mike thought about that and shrugged.
"Let 'em come."
Chapter Twenty-Nine
"Everybody has their customs and immigration form filled out," Adams said as Mike waited nervously for the inspectors from BCIS to board the plane. They'd stopped at Dulles to take on fuel and for clearance and Pierson had assured him that clearances were taken care of. But after the stop in Britain, Mike was half anticipating being taken into custody along with the whole team.
The plane had docked to a tubeway. Mike wasn't in a position to see down the hallway but he could hear the footsteps approaching and was surprised by the degree of reaction. He'd gotten shot to ribbons on more than one occasion, but for some reason this meeting was filling him with dread. Probably as a result of the conversation with Carlson-Smith. The MI-6 agent was calm as toast, however. As he'd said, nobody was going to hold him personally responsible for the files. Hell, the data on the computers was illegal, forget the guns and ammo in the cargo hold!
The customs inspector stepped through the door and shook Hardesty's hand and it took Mike longer than it should have to process the face.
"My name's Pierson," Colonel Pierson said, smiling at Hardesty disarmingly. "I'll be processing your crew and passenger's manifest while my associate does a quick check of your cargo hold."
"A pleasure to meet you," Captain Hardesty said, swallowing nervously.
"Pierson?" Mike asked, his eyes widening at the sight of the Army colonel in the uniform of a custom's agent.
"Ah, Mr. Jenkins, I presume?" Pierson said, smiling. "Let me just check on the crew's documentation and I'll be with you and your ... group in a moment."
* * *
"Yes, BCIS is shitting a brick," Pierson said when he'd sat Mike down with a stiff bourbon. "And State is shitting a brick. And the National Security Council is shitting a brick. Which is why I'm here instead of a regular inspector and why a Navy commander from OSOL is carefully ignoring the contents of the hold. Satisfied?"
"I should have trusted you when you said it'd be taken care of," Mike admitted, smiling finally. "But that's not the only reason you're here."
"No," Pierson admitted, looking over at the MI-6 agent who was watching him carefully. "And, as agreed, all the original files are going to Nellis for your review, Agent Carlson-Smith. But you said Grantham wasn't the culprit and the President wants that data as soon as possible."
"Let me get Vanner," Mike said, picking up the phone.
It took Vanner a few minutes to run through his song and dance again but when he did Pierson leaned back and nodded in satisfaction.
"Grantham's been acting weird, lately," Pierson said. "I mean, yes, he's his own man and he works the Senate as he needs to, cutting deals, concentrating on what he thinks is important. But the decisions, the votes and actions he's been taking, are completely out of his normal line."
"The Supreme Court nominee?" Mike asked.
"That's just the most noticeable," Pierson replied, nodding again. "But that's the big one. He's stalling the guy in the Senate. It's the first changed vote that the President has had a chance to place on the bench, a conservative for a liberal. The news media is screaming, the liberals are screaming and Grantham should be acting decisively. Instead, it's like he's trying to run out the clock or something."
"So somebody is blackmailing him with the video?" Mike asked. "Traskel?"
"That would be the prime suspect," Pierson admitted. "But that doesn't mean it's him. It could be any enemy of Grantham's normal positions. And it would be a stupidly long-ball shot for somebody like Traskel. He's been in the Senate for years; is likely to stay there for years, there's no reason for him to
have set this up."
"Well, it's connected to Traskel somehow," Mike said, frowning. "I mean, he knew to send me after this particular girl. And why her, I wonder?"
"Natalya's in the video but she survived the scene," Carlson-Smith said. "She's more likely than most to be able to identify the perp."
"There's another way to do it," Vanner said. "Voice print. The person has had his voice modified, but you're still going to be able to pull out some data and get a voice recognition on them."
"We'd have to have a matching voice print," Pierson pointed out.
"Echelon could run it in a couple of hours," Vanner said, shrugging.
Echelon was a "black" operation of the NSA that monitored world-wide voice and internet communications searching for keywords.
"Okay, assuming that Echelon really exists ..." Pierson said dryly.
"I used to work at No-Such-Agency," Vanner said, just as dryly, using the nickname for the NSA. "It wasn't an off-the-cuff estimate, Colonel."
"Okay, assuming we could get the NSA to admit it exists, for this project, which has major political overtones," Pierson said, raising his hands. "Even admitting that, the voice is disguised and NSA won't use it, period, for investigation of American citizens. Even under the Patriot Act. And I'm pretty sure we don't want to open that can of worms for this. This is horrible, but it's definitively not terrorism related. In fact, except for being something like a constitutional crisis, it's not even national security related!"
Pierson paused and shrugged unhappily.
"What should be done, by the book, is that the data would be turned over to the FBI," the colonel continued. "There's a process for that, now. Information gathered during an intelligence operation that points to a crime committed can be forwarded to the FBI for investigation. The problem is, the FBI doesn't have jurisdiction. What we have here is a rape and a murder. Those are civil crimes. They occurred in Macedonia, which is the only jurisdiction that could try them."
"So we either turn the data over to the Macedonians," Carlson-Smith said musingly, "which would give them blackmail material on half the governments in the Western World or ... we let them walk?"
