The Cat Ate My Gymsuit
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There’s no way to win.
I say nothing.
He says, “Take good care of yourself at camp. Your mother and I won’t be around to watch out for you.”
I nod, holding the ironing board between us, feeling like a lion tamer who’s losing control.
“Just be careful,” he continues. “Don’t try any funny-looking cigarettes or do anything that would make your mother and me unhappy.”
I wish he could tell me he loves me, instead of making me feel as if I’m going to screw everything up. I don’t even smoke anything. Why can’t he trust me?
He leans around the ironing board, kisses me on the forehead, and walks quickly away.
I stare at him as he goes down the steps.
He calls up to me. “Don’t forget to set your alarm for six a.m. I want to get an early start.”
I don’t have to be there until eleven or twelve. The drive from New Jersey to upstate New York should take three hours, at the most. He always makes everyone leave early, to miss the traffic. We always end up hanging around. It’s so embarrassing.
I shove the ironing board into the closet. It tilts down, hitting me on the head. As I push it back and shut the door, I want to cry—not because I got hurt by the board but because I have a father who just doesn’t understand me.
Back in my room, in my own bed for the last time until the end of summer, I feel very strange. This time tomorrow I’ll be on my own. Trying to be grown up. Not knowing anyone but Ms. Finney. Being a CIT without ever even having been a camper. Not having a boyfriend back home to tell the other counselors about. Missing the summer parties back here and the friends I’ve made. All of a sudden I’m nervous, not sure I’m doing the right thing. I can’t believe it. I’m getting homesick before I even leave, homesick for a place I’ve always said I couldn’t wait to leave.
In order to fall asleep, I attempt counting sheep. But it’s no use. Not only am I wide awake, but all of the sheep have name tags sewn into their wool and they all know how to act more adult than I do.
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