by Gage Grayson
Right now, there’s nothing I can do for them. Not until I know more about the future of the firm.
Financial news might not interest me much today, but I’d like to be a little less in the fucking dark about this company I’ve given so much of my life to.
Especially if I’m going to move with them overseas.
With my laptop now ready to go, I start furiously searching for any information I can on the company and the investigation.
I leave no online stone unturned, searching for any news about the company, or any of the higher-ups like Phil, Barrister, or Rosen, but there’s no recent news—not even about the move. The only thing I can glean is that the SEC hasn’t made the investigation public yet, because there’s nothing about it on their website.
I even search for Kallie Fern, but all I can find is her LinkedIn profile.
Fuck this shit. I’ve been here for years. If they want to keep me, I deserve transparency. I shouldn’t have to be fucking Googling any of this.
My wingtips echo loudly as I blast through my office door and down the corridor. It’s empty right now, except for the sound of Kallie’s voice going on about something or other from the boardroom.
My plan is to burst right into that boardroom and demand answers. My enthusiasm’s dampened when I see Phil walking Sarah out the boardroom door. Sarah sniffles, wiping away a tear, as Phil says something to her softly—I hear him say the word severance.
I can’t make out anything else he says, but it’s obvious that Sarah, the one-person HR department for the entire firm, just got let go.
Kallie leaves the boardroom next and follows Phil and Sarah toward the exit.
The only person left in the boardroom when I finally walk in—a lot less dramatically than I planned—is Barrister. He’s standing up from his spot at the conference table, getting ready to leave himself.
“What’s really going on?” I ask.
“We’re starting the process of letting people go.” I expected Barrister to be gruff as he usually is, but it seems like having to fire his employees may actually be difficult for him.
I still need answers, though.
“When is the firm moving?”
“We’re leaving this office in four weeks. The new office opens in two months.”
“Why aren’t you being more cooperative with the SEC?”
“Because their investigation is misguided. They haven’t contacted us recently, anyway.”
The sensation of my heart sinking stops me for a second, but I jump right back into the interrogation.
“Then why are you moving to Switzerland?”
“France, Italy, Germany, and their powerhouse economies are all right there—not to mention the top-tier infrastructure and quality of life.”
Barrister’s looking me in the eye, seemingly sincere.
“But why not keep an office open here?”
“Ethan...” It seems like he’s ready to confess something—maybe I should be wearing a wire. “We’re still a small concern. We can’t expand like that. The upper management, we’re old, you know that, and we want to continue our careers someplace...healthier.”
I could ask why they’re not just fucking retiring to Europe instead of moving their business there, but I know guys like these don’t retire. They can’t; they don’t know how not to work.
Honestly, it all kind of makes sense.
“So, you’ll find replacements for Sarah and everyone else there?”
“Everyone except you...or Ms. Fern.”
“Okay, just one more question.”
“Shoot, Columbo.”
“What was Kallie just doing here?”
Barrister starts to stand up gingerly.
“She wanted to go home for the day, to plan another presentation for something or other. It wasn’t the best time, I’ll confess.” Barrister finishes standing up and leaves the room without another word.
I don’t know why Kallie couldn’t do that here or why she’s so fucking obsessed with presentations.
But shit, to his credit, Barrister answered all my questions. I think he’s being honest too.
I think.
Ethan
In my neighborhood, they still roll up the sidewalks at 5:00 p.m. You can tell it’s still a business district, especially on weeknights when you can see tumbleweeds rolling down Broadway.
Wednesday, being as far removed from the weekend as you can possibly get, is the worst for this.
Now that it’s late March, it’s fucking finally starting to get warm enough to walk from my place to Lush Republic without feeling like you’re on an Antarctic expedition.
Transitioning out of the ghost town of the Financial District is a slow process on foot.
Walking through City Hall Park, things are so quiet and still that it’s almost eerie. Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge walkway entrance, the sound of witless tourist yells piercing the night is even eerier.
I’ll be happy to reach civilization soon. Things warm up walking through the Lower East Side along Essex Street, then East Broadway.
There are dive bars, rowdy college kids, loud motorcycles, and swerving taxis.
I’m going to miss this, even if I’m only gone a couple years.
It’s getting close to 9:00 p.m., and a chill is setting in. It’s still fucking cold, I realize. The winter does not want to let go.
People are trying to pretend it’s spring, though, and I can’t blame them. Crossing Delancey, groups of bar hoppers are making mad dashes across the middle of block while speeding bicyclists try to defy the laws of traffic even more brazenly.
I’m content to just stroll across at the crosswalk after waiting for the light.
I’m even smiling a little, I think. I’m pretending it’s spring, too, and that the near future is promising.
The wind really picks up once I’m on Avenue A, but now there’s only a few more blocks to fucking go.
Thank fuck.
It’s been two days since my little meeting with Barrister. Of course, it’s also been two days since I last tried to call Madeline.
I’d like to say I haven’t thought of her since, but old habits die hard.
For the past couple days, I’ve been doing what I can to keep mind on the future, which may end up being four thousand miles west of here, across the Atlantic.
For now, it beats thinking about the past, which lies a few thousand miles in the other direction, somewhere in the middle of the Pacific.
It helps that it fucking feels much more like Switzerland than Hawaii here in frigid-ass Alphabet City.
I don’t have to wonder for a moment if Ryan’s already at Lush Republic. After showing my ID to the bouncer and fighting through the crowd, I find Ryan in his spot, keeping it real at the end of the bar.
Ryan doesn’t notice me at first. He’s too busy looking down at his half-full plastic cup of whiskey and cola.
I knew he’d be doing that when I got here, and I knew what drink he’d order. I even predicted him being perched on the stool farthest from the entrance.
I’m going to miss this fucker if I end up in Basel.
“Another Jack and Coke for the man, Colin!” I yell to the bartender.
Ryan spins around on his barstool.
“The bartender’s name is Colin?” he asks a little too loudly. I’m starting to suspect this is not Ryan’s first drink of the evening.
“You need to be more observant, my friend.” I park myself on the empty stool next to Ryan’s. “You didn’t even notice that I’m here until now.”
“Fuck that. How am I supposed to know you’re standing creepily behind me? That was what you were doing, was it not?”
“Oh, come on. I was only back there for like fifteen, twenty minutes tops,” I joke.
“I knew it! The great Ethan Barrett, ladies’ man extraordinaire, has nothing better to do on a Wednesday than stand silently in bars.”
Colin deposits two fresh drinks on the bar in front of us.
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nbsp; “Read my mind, Colin.”
“It’s my one and only talent,” he responds. “Do you want to open a tab?”
“Absolutely. Open the shit out of that tab. I’ve got a long night ahead of me.”
“Don’t we all?”
“Cheers,” I say, holding up my plastic cup.
“Slow down for just a minute there, mack.”
Mack? Who talks like that? I’m going to miss the shit out of this place too.
“Colin, were you, by any chance, a 1940s cab driver in a past life?”
“That’s scary...how’d you know that?”
“Ethan’s a scary guy,” quips Ryan.
Colin pours a shot of whiskey for himself and raises his shot glass for the toast.
“Dammit!” I yell at Ryan, who’s gone back to staring at his drink. “Can’t you tell I’m about to give a toast?”
Ryan grumbles under his breath and raises his cup.
“A toast to…fuck, I fucking forgot already.”
“Cheers!” shout Ryan and Colin in unison, and we clink our cups together.
I take the first swig of my drink. It tastes like pure whiskey concentrate. I’m about to ask Colin if he bothered to put any cola in it, but he already vanished to the other side of the bar.
“So, is this your favorite now, Ryan?” I ask. “Because that can’t be healthy.”
“Is there a healthier alcoholic beverage I can start ordering instead?”
“Red wine—but just one six-ounce glass per day.”
“Is that what you do, Ethan?”
“Fuck fucking no.”
“That’s what I thought!” Ryan shouts before taking a gulp from his new drink.
“What number is that for you, Ryan?”
“I’m not counting.”
“You can still talk, which is good.”
“Is it?”
Ryan takes a smaller sip, maybe in an effort to slow down.
“I’ll try tonight, Ethan. But another time might be better.”
“Another time for what?”
Ryan sets down his drink and looks at it, resisting the temptation for more.
“You know, conversation.”
“Fucking shit, dude. Don’t worry about that.”
Ryan nudges the cup away from him.
“What’s up, Ethan?”
“Christ, how well do you fucking know me? You’re the scary one.”
Ryan finishes his little dance with the drink, giving in by taking another tiny sip.
“Yeah, you’re probably right, but quit stalling already. What’s eating away at the Great Ethan Barrett?”
I hear myself sighing heavily as I take a gulp of whiskey and ice. There’s a Lorde song playing on Colin’s iPod through the speakers.
A few of the lyrics hang in the air as Ryan waits for my response.
Something about rumors—and viciousness.
“I might be moving to Switzerland.”
“Oh, that’s all?” Ryan takes a sip of his drink, and a split second later he nearly does a spit-take, but he stops himself from actually spitting. “Fuck. Did you say Switzerland?”
“Yeah. What did you think I said?”
“For some reason, at first I thought you said Staten Island…”
My laughter interrupts Ryan.
“Why would I move there? I’m like two seconds from work.”
“That would be weird, and you’ve got that bomb-ass apartment.”
“Right. But then you realized what I said a second later?”
“It was a short circuit or something, right in the ole brain. But Switzerland…”
“They’re offering me a contract, for two years.”
“In fucking Switzerland? Is it in Geneva or something?”
“No. Basel.”
Ryan takes a more generous sip of his drink, and I do the same with mine.
“Damn, dude,” Ryan comments, “you’ll be in Switzerland, but hours away from any good skiing. Why would you take a contract there?”
I don’t answer Ryan’s question. I don’t even give him a look. All I do is watch his face for the two seconds it takes him to realize the obvious.
“Is it that much?” Ryan asks quietly.
“Let’s just say it’s fuck you money. As in, after two years, I’ll be able to say fuck you to the entire industry.
Ryan finishes everything left in his cup, which is quite a bit, in one gulp.
“Will you want to say that to the industry? Do you want to now?”
I follow Ryan’s example and chug the rest of my caustic drink.
“I’m really starting to look forward to retirement, I’ll say that much.”
“Another round?” Colin is back at just the right moment.
“Yes, but this time could I get a pineapple juice and…rum.”
“I can do that,” Colin reassures me.
“Just another Jack and Coke for me,” Ryan says. “And put it on his tab.”
Colin disappears again, and I notice Ryan scoping out the room behind me. Drinking and talking is not what Ryan wanted to do tonight. Not drinking and talking to me, at any rate.
He’s doing his best, though. He knows I’m going through some shit.
As Ryan scans the room, I can tell by the way his face drops a little that the other person I invited tonight is making her way over.
“Hey, Carina,” Ryan almost grunts.
“That’s some greeting, Ryan,” my sister says while taking the empty stool next to me. “And you, Ethan…”
“And me, what?”
“We have important things to discuss, and you have me meet you here? At a goddamn dive.”
“It’s not such a dive,” Ryan tells Carina. I’m sitting between them, and it’s like he’s trying to talk through me.
“Could’ve fooled me,” Carina responds. “Where are the restrooms?”
“That door right there.” I point to the bathrooms a few feet behind me.
“Thanks.” Carina gets up from her barstool. “It’s about our mother, just so you know.”
“Is she okay? Has anything changed?”
“Nothing’s changed. Still not okay.”
“What’s that all about? Your mom’s still marrying that guy?” asks Ryan once Carina’s off to the restroom.
“Yes, still happening, it seems. My sister’s also getting kicked out her apartment soon, so she’ll need my help in some way. She’s just embarrassed to ask.”
“Damn, did she not pay rent or something?”
“Nope, just more city real estate fuckery. Her rent’s going up to some crazy high level, and she’s having no part of that.”
“What else?”
“With Carina? I don’t know.
“No, what else is going on with you?”
Colin returns with three drinks and plops them down silently. He always accounts for newly arrived guests.
“I told you about Switzerland. That’s it. That’s big enough, I think.”
I take the first sweet, citrusy sip of my drink.
“What else?”
“Just getting over a crush.”
“A crush? What are you talking about?”
“I don’t know what else to say.” I take a gulp from drink.
I have a lot of other things to say, but that might have to wait for another time.
Ethan
“Happy Friday!”
I don’t know who says it. It sounds like everybody’s saying it at once in the hallway as I arrive.
By now, with less people showing up every day, most people know that their days here are numbered.
Today, I’m appreciating the atmosphere of warmth and conviviality in the air. It’s bittersweet, and I almost don’t even feel like going to my office and closing the door like I always do.
The only problem is, after years of being the lone wolf hedge fund manager at the end of the hall, if I do anything but go straight to my office, it’ll probably come across as insincere bullshit.
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nbsp; Walking down to my office, I keep my head down, promising to myself that next time I’ll try not to shut myself off from everything so much.
Passing the partially open boardroom door, I know that some weird shit is about to happen. I’m right—that executive laughter resounds through the corridor. I hear Barrister, Rosen—and, yes, that’s Fern.
The latest fit of laughter is followed by Phil’s voice telling a story about...someone. I slow down my pace.
“And then he thought he was leaning against a wall, but there was nothing there—he almost fell over!”
I don’t know who they’re talking about, but there’s more fucking laughing. I start legitimately dragging my feet down the corridor when I hear Kallie chime in.
“From what I can tell,” she says, “all his friends are from like, San Francisco, just like he is, so they’re all computer programmers, or whatever, like he is, so he doesn’t know how to exist with normal people.”
The laughter rings out again, and I regret eavesdropping. Kallie’s probably talking about one of the IT guys.
“And you know that weird thing he does with his eyes when he talks?” Kallie continues.
“Oh, Jesus, yes,” says Phil. “He’s one fuckin’ guy I’m glad to be rid of.”
More laughter follows. It’s fucking sickening—they’re talking about someone who already lost his job.
I shouldn’t have stopped, and I shouldn’t have listened, but in an office this size, it can be hard to ignore this shit when it happens. It’ll probably get even worse after the move.
At this point, I’m happy to walk into my office and close the fucking door.
Time to get to work—whatever that means these days. Time to...
Take out my personal phone and dial Madeline, with no idea why I’m doing it. Maybe it’s because I’m not sure what’s really going on with the company and the move anymore, and I want to touch base and get her perspective.
Maybe I’d just like to hear the sound of her voice. Even if it’s only for a few words.
The kind of ugliness I overheard can ruin a day for me. That might sound extreme, but I really fucking hate it—and Maddie’s phone is already ringing.
“Hello?”
Standing in the middle of my office, I realize how little I expected her to pick up. I’m completely unprepared.
