by Simon Brett
Title:
Blood at the Bookies
Series:
The ninth book in the Fethering series
Author:
Simon Brett
Year:
2008
Synopsis:
All bets are on when there’s a body found at the bookies…When Jude wanders into Fethering’s local bookies she has no idea that she will shortly be investigating the murder of Polish immigrant Tadeusz Jankowski. With her partner in crime, friend and next-door-neighbour Carole, she’s determined to discover who killed him—and why? There are several favourites in the running: A mysterious woman in the bookies? The charming lecturer at the university? Or the mysterious attacker who Jude only narrowly escapes from? Talking to suspects and gathering information, the amateur investigators try to piece together the broken trail of the young immigrant’s life. But in this race there’s only one winner—and it could be that they are pipped at the post by a cold and calculated killer…
One
“Come on, everyone likes a bet,” said Jude.
“Well, I don’t,” sniffed Carole.
The response was so characteristic and instinctive that her friend couldn’t help smiling. In a world where everyone was encouraged to be ‘hands-on’ and ‘touchy-feely’, Carole Seddon’s approach to life was always going to be ‘hands-off’ and ‘keep-your-distance’. But those idiosyncrasies didn’t diminish Jude’s affection for her. And that February morning the affection was increased by the diminished state her neighbour was in. The response to the idea of betting would always have been sniffy, but on this occasion it had been accompanied by a genuine sniff. Carole was drowned by a virulent winter flu bug, and Jude felt the last emotion her neighbour would ever wish to inspire in anyone—pity.
“Anyway, I’ve promised Harold I’ll go to the betting shop and put his bets on, so I can’t not do it.”
“Huh,” was Carole’s predictable response. Her pinched face looked even thinner behind her rimless glasses. The pale blue eyes were bleary and the short grey hair hung lank.
“Come on, it’s one of the few pleasures Harold Peskett has at his age. And he’s got this wretched flu just like you. It’s the least I can do for him. I can’t see that there’s anything wrong with it.”
“It’s encouraging bad habits,” came the prissy reply.
“Carole, Harold is ninety-two, for God’s sake! I don’t think I’m going to make his habits any worse at this stage of his life. And it’s no hardship—I’ve got to go to the shops anyway, to get my stuff…and yours.”
“What do you mean—mine?”
“You’re in no state to go out shopping.”
“Oh, I’m sure I will be later. I’ve got a touch of flu, that’s all.”
“You look ghastly. You should go straight back to bed. I don’t know why you bothered to get dressed this morning.”
Carole looked shocked. “What, are you suggesting I should be lolling round the house in my dressing-gown?”
“No. As I say, I’m suggesting you should go back to bed and give yourself a chance of getting rid of this bug. Have you got an electric blanket?”
“Of course not!” Carole was appalled by the idea of such self-indulgence.
“Hot water-bottle?”
With some shame, Carole admitted that she did possess one of those luxury items. Jude picked the kettle up off the Aga and moved to fill it at the sink. “Tell me where the hot water-bottle is and I’ll—”
“Jude!” The name was spoken with considerable asperity. “This is my house, and I’ll, thank you to let me manage it in my own way.”
“I’m not stopping you from doing that. But you’re ill, and there are some things you can’t do at the minute.”
“I am not ill!” Carole Seddon rose assertively from her chair. But she was taken aback by the wave of giddiness that assailed her. She tottered, reached for the support of the kitchen table and slowly subsided back down.
A grin spread across Jude’s plump face. Her brown eyes sparkled and the stacked-up blonde hair swayed as she shook her head in the most benign of I-told-you-so gestures. “See. You can’t even stand up. There’s no way you could make it down Fethering High Street even as far as Allinstore. I will do your shopping for you, and you will go to bed.”
“There’s nothing I want,” Carole mumbled with bad grace. “I’m well stocked up with everything.”
“Not the kind of things you need. You need nice warming soups and things like that. Lucozade, whisky…When you’re ill, you need to feel pampered.”
“What nonsense you do talk, Jude.” But the resistance was already diminishing. Carole felt so rotten that even her opposition to the idea of pampering, built up over more than fifty years, was beginning to erode.
What defeated her residual contrariness was the issue of her dog. Gulliver, slumped by the Aga in his usual state of Labrador passivity, was going to need walking very soon or there might be a nasty accident on the kitchen floor. What was more, the house was completely out of dog food. And Carole was just not strong enough to complete either of these tasks. Much as it went against her every instinct, she was going to need help. And getting that help from Jude, who had already witnessed her parlous state, was preferable to involving anyone else, letting a stranger into her life. Grudgingly, Carole Seddon bit the bullet and agreed that her neighbour should add to her own errands the task of walking Gulliver out to buy some of his favourite Pedigree Chum.
She still showed token resistance to the idea of pampering. She certainly wouldn’t contemplate the idea of Jude helping her undress and get back to bed. But she did let slip where the hot water-bottle was to be found.
Jude was discreet enough to tap on the bedroom door before she entered with the filled bottle and a steaming drink. She looked at the drained face peering miserably over the edge of the duvet. “There. At least you look a bit more comfortable.”
“I’ll be all right,” said Carole, who hated the notion of being ill.
“Don’t worry. We’ll soon get you better.”
“What do you mean—‘we’?” A spark of disgust came into the pale blue eyes. “You’re not going to try and heal me, are you?”
Again Jude had difficulty suppressing a grin. Nothing would ever shift her neighbour’s antipathy to the idea of healing…or indeed any other alternative therapy.
“I promise I am not going to try and heal you. It wouldn’t work, anyway. Bugs like this just sort themselves out in their own time.”
“Then who’s this ‘we’?” Carole persisted suspiciously.
“For heaven’s sake, it’s just a figure of speech. “We’ll get you better”—it doesn’t mean anything more than the fact that I’ll keep an eye on you, see you’ve got everything you need.”
“Oh, but I don’t want you to…” The words trickled away as Carole realized just how ghastly she did actually feel. She had no more resistance left.
“Anyway,” said Jude cheerily, “we—or ‘I’ if you prefer—have got to see you’re all right by Sunday.”
“Why?”
“I thought you said that’s when Stephen and Gaby are bringing Lily down to see you.”
But this reminder of her status as a grandmother didn’t bring any warmth of Carole’s manner. “No,” she said, “I’ve put them off.”
“What?”
“I don’t want to breathe germs over the baby, do I?” replied Carole piously.
It was in a way the correct answer, but it stimulated an anxiety within Jude about how Carole was adjusting to her new role as a grandmother. Still, this was not the appropriate mom
ent to follow up on that. She handed the hot drink across to her patient.
Garole sniffed. “It’s got whisky in it,” she said accusingly.
“Of course it has,” said Jude.
Jude was unused to walking a dog, but Gulliver’s equable temper did not make the task difficult. His benevolence was more or less universal. When he barked it was from excitement, and his encounters with other dogs were playful rather than combative. Most important, he was never aware that Carole, not a natural dog person, had only bought one so that she wouldn’t be thought to be lonely as she was seen walking with him around Fethering.
After her divorce and what she still thought of as her premature retirement from the Home Office, Carole Seddon had planned her life in Fethering so that she would be completely self-sufficient. She didn’t want other people in her life, and Gulliver had been just one of the defence mechanisms she had carefully constructed to prevent such intrusions.
But then Jude had moved into Woodside Cottage next door, and even Carole found her resistance weakened by the charm of her new neighbour’s personality. Jude rarely spoke about her past, but the details she did let slip led Carole to deduce that it had been a varied—not to say chequered—one. There was something of the former hippy about Jude. She was a healer and had introduced into the bourgeois fastness of Woodside Cottage such exotic items as crystals and wind-chimes. It would have been hard to imagine a more unlikely friend for Carole Seddon, but, though Carole would never have admitted it out loud, she valued the friendship more than almost anything else in her life.
Jude took Gulliver on to the beach and let him scamper around off the lead, playing elaborate war games with weed-fringed plastic bottles and lumps of polystyrene. She allowed him twenty minutes of this, while she scrunched to and fro on the shingle. Then she let out a hopeful whistle, and was gratified that Gulliver came obediently to heel and let her reattach the lead.
It was a typical early February day. Though the people of West Sussex bemoaned the lack of winter snow and spoke ominously of global warming, the weather proved itself able still to come up with good old·fashioned coldness. Jude’s face, the only part of her not wrapped in a swathe of coats and scarves, was stung by the air, and underfoot the pebbles were joined by links of ice.
She did her shopping at Allinstore, the town’s only supermarket (though many Fethering residents reckoned the prefix ‘super’ in that context was an offence under the Trades Descriptions Act). Jude bought organically when it came to meat and fresh vegetables, but she was not prescriptive about it. There were also baked beans on her shelves and hamburgers in her fridge. She knew her own body and, though she generally ate healthily, she would occasionally indulge in a massive fry-up or a fish supper in one of the local cafes. Jude believed that in all things well-being came from variety.
As well as the Pedigree Chum and a couple of other items her neighbour had asked for, Jude bought some of the things she thought Carole needed. As she had said, warming soups, Lucozade and whisky. Jude was very definite about the style in which one should be ill.
Illness made you feel miserable, so there was no point in making yourself feel even more miserable. Pampering was the answer. Oh yes, and of course, magazines. Country Life and Marie-Claire. She bought them, already relishing Carole’s reaction to such frivolous extravagance.
As she emerged from Allinstore the heavens opened, vindictively spitting down a fusillade of hailstones. The parade was suddenly evacuated, as the denizens of Fethering rushed for shelter. So fierce was the blizzard that Jude, scuttling to her destination, could hardly see a foot in front of her face. Fortunately, the betting shop had a projecting canopy over its frontage, and she was able to tie Gulliver’s lead to a metal ring which would keep him out of the weather.
Fethering High Street still had an old·fashioned parade of shops. Although this meant there weren’t many of them, it did ensure that they were all close together. But the choice was limited. You could still get your hair styled at what used to be Connie’s Cuts but had now been made-over and rebranded as ‘Mamie’. You could still investigate house purchase at Urquhart & Pease or one of the other estate agents. But in the previous ten years the independent butcher and greengrocer had both closed and been replaced by charity shops.
And Sonny Frank’s, the former independent bookmaker’s, had been taken over by one of the major national chains. This Jude knew from no less an authority than Sonny Frank himself, who had been unable to cut his links with the business completely and was still a fixture on the premises. Sonny, who in his days as a bookie had been known as ‘Perfectly’ Frank, always sat on a tall stool near the betting shop’s central pillar, from where he could command a good view of the wall of television screens, as well as the enclosed counter where bets were taken and winnings paid.
And, sure enough, there he was at one-thirty that Thursday afternoon, when Jude hurried in from the sleet to put on Harold Peskett’s bets. Sonny Frank was a small man, whose arms and legs seemed almost irrelevant appendages to the round ball of his body. On top of this was another ball, his head, across which dyed black hair had been combed over so tight that it looked as though it had been painted on. He wore a frayed suit in subdued colours but large checks, and he greeted Jude cheerfully. Sonny Frank greeted everyone who went into the shop cheerfully, as though he were still its owner, but he held back an extra ration of cheerfulness for attractive women.
Though Jude had popped in sporadically since she’d been a Fethering resident, during the fortnight of Harold Peskett’s flu she had become a regular, so Sonny knew her name. “Hello, Jude darling. You look like you just come out of the fridge.”
Sure enough, in the short dash from Allinstore to the betting shop, her head and shoulders had taken on an encrustation of ice.
“Yes, look at it out there. It’s quite revolting.”
“I would look at it, but I can’t see a thing.” It was true. The opposite side of the road was invisible through the icy downpour.
“So we’re all much snugger in here, Jude. So…got a hot tip for me today, have you…as the actress said to the bishop?”
“You’re much more likely to know something than I am, Sonny,” Jude replied, as she brushed the ice off her shoulders. “You’re the one with the inside knowledge.”
“Don’t you believe it, darling. What you’ve got and I haven’t is women’s intuition.”
“A fat lot of good that’s ever done me.”
“What, with the men or the horses?”
“Either. Both totally unreliable.”
“What’s old Harold up for today then?”
“Heaven knows.” She reached into her pocket and flourished a sheaf of closely written betting slips. “All his usual trebles and Yankees and goodness knows what. I don’t understand what he does—I just put the bets on.”
It was true. Harold Peskett’s betting system was arcane and deeply personal. Every morning he spent two hours religiously scouring the Racing Post and checking the tips given in the Sun, Daily Express and Daily Mirror before coming up with his recipe for ‘the big win’. This involved a complex combination of horses at meetings across the country in formulations which, to the untrained eye, made Fermat’s Last Theorem look straightforward. The total sum invested never exceeded two pounds, so it didn’t make too many inroads into his pension. And at least his betting habit kept the ninety-two-year-old off the streets.
Jude handed over the betting slips to the vacuously beautiful blonde behind the counter, whose name badge proclaimed her to be ‘Nikki’. She got an automatic ‘Thank you’, but not the automatic smile she would have received had she been a man. Behind the girl, the shop’s manager, Ryan, fiddled on the keyboard of a computer. He was an edgy and uncommunicative man in his mid-thirties, thin with nervous dark eyes and with spiky black hair that could never quite be flattened by comb or brush. He always seemed to be sucking a peppermint. Both he and Nikki were dressed in the blue and black livery of their employers. Supporte
d by other part-time staff, Ryan and Nikki provided the continuity of the betting shop. Though there was a lot of banter flying about the place, they never really joined in. They produced the manufactured smiles they had been taught during their training, but neither gave much impression of enjoying the job.
“So…” asked Sonny Frank, as Jude passed him on the way to the door, “know anything?”
It was another of his regular lines. And anyone incautious enough to ask what he meant—as Jude had been when he first said it to her—would be treated to the full explanation. As a young man Sonny had actually met Edgar Wallace, who, as well as being a prolific writing phenomenon, was also an obsessive gambler. And Wallace’s opening gambit to betting friends had always been the punter’s eternal search for the life-changing tip: “Know anything?”
“You’ve already asked me, Sonny, and I’ve already said you’re the one with the inside knowledge.”
The ex-bookie looked elaborately furtive, then leaned forward on his stool till his cracked lips were very close to Jude’s ear and his purple cheek brushed against the hanging tendrils of her hair. “Well, as it happens…I do know a good thing.”
“Oh?”
“1.40 at Wincanton. Hasn’t raced for over two hundred days. Gonna romp home.”
Jude looked out of the window. Still the sleet fell relentlessly. But Gulliver, under his sheltering roof, had lain down with his front paws forward and looked perfectly content. Maybe she could leave him out there a little longer. “Which horse are you talking about?” she whispered, knowing that Sonny wouldn’t broadcast his tip to the entire room.
He pointed up to the screen displaying the odds for the Wincanton race. “Seven down,” he murmured. “Number Four.”
The horse’s name was Nature’s Vacuum.
“If you’re going to bet, do it quickly. That twenty to one won’t last.”
Jude looked at the central screen, where the horses were ambling their way towards the start. Down in Wincanton the weather looked almost springlike. She wished she were there rather than Fethering.
