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by Otto Penzler


  Instantly the whole pier semed to blow up. Fire flashed and banged from the liner’s bridge, from the foredeck, from portholes under the deserted railings. Spurts of flame from behind bales and crates near the cargo booms, from luggage-stacks on the jetty, from doors in the douane. A blizzard of bullets raked across the pier, beating against the sheet-iron warehouse wall. Germans are invariably good marksmen, and the Garde d’Haiti once took second place with their Olympic Games rifle team.

  When the smoke finally cleared, the sheet-iron wall looked like a sieve.

  Mr. Coolidge was a mass of nerves.

  John Ranier sat on the gangway holding a slim girl in nurse’s costume in his arms, cursing a scarlet blotch spreading under her crumpled collar.

  THE GONG WAS going damn-damn-damn-damn to voice his thoughts, and the ambulance, hitting fifty, seemed to crawl. Somehow he drove Dr. Eberhardt, Professor Philemon Schlitz and a scared Negro interne to the front end of the swaying white compartment; then, outwardly cool, worked deftly with calm hands over the unconscious girl. By pretending this was Philadelphia, a traffic accident, he could ignore the white pain on her face and steady his touch.

  “I’ve stopped the hemorrhage, Dr. Eberhardt. She’s going to be okay.”

  “Gott sei dank!” The old man was wringing his dry sou’wester in dripping hands. “She will not—she will not die?”

  Ranier gave him an upturned grin. “Not her. Bullets don’t stop her kind. Bullets are for those rats back there on the pier.”

  Professor Schlitz burst out with: “But how did you recognishe them when you did? How did you know it was Misher Kavanaugh and—”

  “The Mick put over his disguise all right,” Ranier said. “Probably learned the art of make-up in prison shows at Auburn. They must’ve had those costumes in their luggage. But you can’t change a habit overnight, even if you can change your face. Kavanaugh gave himself away. I recognized him when I saw him pull that habitual cocked-finger gesture of his at the ship’s purser.”

  “The Schweinhund!” Dr. Eberhardt swore. “Dogs! They shot my little girl—my poor little girl—!”

  John Ranier snarled, “Cheer yourself on this, Doctor. Think how those rats must’ve felt when they found Captain Friederich’s mausoleum already opened when they got there—opened when the first gang of grave-robbers arrived. Hijacked, see?”

  “What is that you say? What is that?” The old physician took his eyes from the unconscious girl; yelled.

  “I say Marcelline and Brown, the grave-digging crew, found the tomb already opened when they got there from Bois Legone. Somebody’d beat them to it.” Ranier lifted his voice above the ambulance gong. “Somebody’d been there ahead of them and rifled the coffin. Some job to explain to Kavanaugh, Coolidge and the blonde, when they arrived on the scene and wanted their share. I’ll bet there was a row. But Kavanaugh and his gang never got those jewels at all.”

  “How do you know?” Professor Schlitz was half out of his leather seat. “How do you know those crooks didn’t get the—”

  “Because they didn’t have the loot at the pier,” Ranier told him. “I telephoned ahead to the Garde d’Haiti and told them to examine every last piece of baggage going aboard that German liner. That’s what the argument was about at the gangway. But the pier officials didn’t find the stuff at the customs gate, and told me so when we arrived at the pier. I thought I’d missed my guess. But—”

  “But who got the jewels?” Dr. Eberhardt burst out. “Who robbed the mausoleum first?”

  “A nice question.” Ranier mocked a frown. “Kavanaugh, Coolidge and the dame didn’t get them, and the grave-digging crew didn’t get them. Must be someone else, then. Someone who guessed where they’d be from the way that game of Going to Jerusalem was progressing. Someone say, who didn’t go from Morne Cuyamel to Bois Legone, but cut Bois Legone from the itinerary and jumped straight to that last cemetery on the list. Someone, say, who rode as far as the fork in the highway on the back of Kavanaugh’s car, dropped off at the road fork and, maybe, picked up a stray horse. Then beat the grave-diggers to the mountaintop, broke into the tomb with a shovel or pick such as might be left lying around; smashed the coffin and got the goods.”

  “YOU,” RANIER SWITCHED the pronoun, “then circled back to Bois Legone; ducked the horse somewhere, and waited around in that graveyard, knowing I’d turn up and you’d have an alibi story as well as protection. Marcelline was sent back to get his Panama, but he was also sent back to get you and when—”

  The thin man’s leap did not take Ranier by surprise. Truly and with ferocity he drove his fist to the man’s boneless mouth, reducing Professor Schlitz to a heap on the ambulance floor.

  John Ranier had never, in his surgical career, so astounded an audience or worked so miraculous an operation. A gastroenterostomy that produced from under the prone man’s vest an amazing viscera of precious stones, strings of amethyst, pearl necklaces, a diamond tiara, loops of azure light and vermillion brilliance, a handful of sapphires and a chain of topaz. Diadems, lockets, bracelets, brooches. Opals and three emeralds and moonstones. A tumor under the belt produced a flow of jade. Rubies were blood.

  The ambulance was stopping under a vine-cooled arch, and Ranier saw the calm white facade of a quiet hospital. The professor could tell a pair of gendarmes leaning in the entry about his operation.

  John Ranier straightened up to dump a million dollars’ worth of jewelry into Dr. Eberhardt’s stunned lap. He was thinking of Wilde’s comment on the price of everything and the value of nothing. Which was true in some cases, but not in the case of four million marks’ worth of jewels which the German government would pay plenty for; and not in this ambulance case.

  He saw Laïs Engles was conscious, smiling gamely at him through white pain. He took her hand in his.

  “You’ll be all right,” he promised gently, smiling down. “I’ll have that piece of lead out of you before you know it, and I’m going to take care of you, myself. I’ve just done a million dollar job, and I’m appointing myself Dr. Eberhardt’s new assistant. We’ll start work rebuilding his hospital as soon as you’re on your feet.”

  John Ranier knew he was grinning foolishly, unprofessionally, but he couldn’t stop it. He’d found something worth doing, something he wanted to do. There was no such thing as a zombie, after all.

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  “The Old Man and the Dead” by Mort Castle. Originally published in Book of the Dead 2: Still Dead, edited by John Skipp and Craig Spector (New York, Bantam, 1992). Copyright © 1992 by Mort Castle. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Mission to Margal”
by Hugh B. Cave. Originally published in The Mammoth Book of Zombies, edited by Stephen Jones (London, Robinson Publishing, 1993). Copyright © 1993 by Hugh B. Cave. Reprinted by permission of the Estate of Hugh B. Cave and Milton J. Thomas.

  “The Ghouls” by R. Chetwynd-Hayes. Originally published in The Night Ghouls (London, Fontana, 1975). Copyright © 1975 by R. Chetwynd-Hayes. Reprinted by permission of Linda Smith, Executrix of the Estate of R. Chetwynd-Hayes.

  “The House in the Magnolias” by August Derleth and Mark Schorer. Originally published in Strange Tales, June 1932. From Colonel Markesan and Less Pleasant People (Sauk City, WI, Arkham House, 1966). Copyright © 1966 by Arkham House Publishers. Reprinted by permission of April Derleth, Arkham House Publishers.

  “Live People Don’t Understand” by Scott Edelman. Originally published in Space and Time, Fall 2009. Copyright © 2009 by Scott Edelman. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “The Song the Zombie Sang” by Harlan Ellison® and Robert Silverberg. Originally published in Cosmopolitan magazine, December 1970. Copyright © 1970 by Harlan Ellison® and Robert Silverberg, copyright renewed 1998 by The Kilimanjaro Corporation and Agberg, Ltd. First published in The Essential Ellison: A 50-Year Retrospective (Beverly Hills, Morpheus International, 2005). Reprinted by arrangement with, and permission of, the authors, The Kilimanjaro Corporation and Agberg, Ltd. All rights reserved. Harlan Ellison is a registered trademark of The Kilimanjaro Corporation.

  “Red Angels” by Karen Haber. Originally published in The Ultimate Zombie, edited by Byron Preiss and John Betancourt (New York, Dell, 1993). Copyright © 1993 by Karen Haber. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Pigeons from Hell” by Robert E. Howard. Originally published in Weird Tales, November 1951. Copyright © 1951 by Robert E. Howard Properties Inc. Robert E. Howard and related names, logos, characters and distinctive likenesses thereof are trademarks or registered trademarks of Robert E. Howard Properties Inc. unless otherwise noted. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission of Robert E. Howard Properties Inc.

  “Corpses on Parade” by Edith and Ejler Jacobson. Originally published in Dime Mystery magazine, April 1938. Copyright © 1938 by Popular Publications, Inc., copyright renewed 1966 and assigned to Argosy Communications, Inc. All rights reserved. Reprinted by arrangement with Argosy Communications, Inc

  “League of the Grateful Dead” by Day Keene. Originally published in Dime Mystery magazine, February 1941. Copyright © 1941 by Popular Publications, Inc., copyright renewed 1969 and assigned to Argosy Communications, Inc. All rights reserved. Reprinted by arrangement with Argosy Communications, Inc.

  “Love Child” by Garry Kilworth. Originally published in The 15th Book of Horror, edited by Mary Danby (London, Fontana, 1982). Copyright © 1982 by Garry Kilworth. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Home Delivery” from Nightmares & Dreamscapes by Stephen King (New York, Simon & Schuster, 1993). Copyright © 1993 by Stephen King. All rights reserved. Reprinted by permission of Pocket Books, a division of Simon & Schuster, Inc., and Hodder and Stoughton Limited, London.

  “Men Without Blood” by John Knox. Originally published in Horror Stories magazine, January 1935. Copyright © 1934 by Popular Publications, Inc., copyright renewed 1962 and assigned to Argosy Communications, Inc. All rights reserved. Reprinted by arrangement with Argosy Communications, Inc.

  “The Graveyard Rats” by Henry Kuttner. Originally published in Weird Tales, March 1939. Copyright © 1939 by Weird Tales. Reprinted by permission of Don Congdon Associates, Inc.

  “Dead Right” by Geoffrey Landis. Originally published in The Ultimate Zombie, edited by Byron Preiss and John Betancourt (New York, Dell, 1993). Copyright © 1993 by Geoffrey A. Landis. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Deadman’s Road” by Joe R. Lansdale. Originally published in Weird Tales, February/March 2007. Copyright © 2007 by Joe R. Lansdale. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Mess Hall” by Richard Layman. Originally published in Book of the Dead, edited by John Skipp and Craig Spector (New York, Bantam, 1989). Copyright © 1989 by Richard Laymon. Reprinted by permission of the Estate of Richard Layman.

  “The Outsider” by H. P. Lovecraft from Dunwich Horror & Others. Copyright © 1984 by Arkham House Publishers. Originally published in Weird Tales, April 1926. Reprinted by permission of April Derleth, Arkham House Publishers.

  “Pickman’s Model” by H. P. Lovecraft from The Dunwich Horror & Others. Copyright © 1984 by Arkham House Publishers. Originally published in Weird Tales, October 1927. Reprinted by permisison of April Derleth, Arkham House Publishers.

  “Eat Me” by Robert McCammon. Originally published in Book of the Dead, edited by John Skipp and Craig Spector (New York, Bantam, 1989). Copyright © 1989 by The McCammon Corporation. Reprinted by permission of Robert McCammon care of Donald Maass Literary Agency.

  “While Zombies Walked” by Thorp McClusky. Originally published in Weird Tales, September 1939. Copyright © 1939 by Weird Tales. Reprinted by permission of Weird Tales Ltd.

  “The Taking of Mr. Bill” by Graham Masterton. Originally published in The Mammoth Book of Zombies, edited by Stephen Jones (London, Robinson Publishing, 1993). Copyright © 1993 by Graham Masterton. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Where There’s a Will” by Richard Matheson and Richard Christian Matheson. Originally published in Dark Forces: New Stories of Suspense and Supernatural Horror, edited by Kirby McCauley (New York, Viking, 1980). Copyright © 1980 by Richard Matheson and Richard Christian Matheson. Reprinted by permission of Don Congdon Associates, Inc.

  “Feeding the Dead Inside” by Yvonne Navarro. Originally published in Mondo Zombie, edited by John Skipp (Baltimore, Cemetery Dance, 2006). Reprinted by permission of the author care of Fine Print Literary Management.

  “The Corpse-Master” by Seabury Quinn. Originally published in Weird Tales, July 1929. Copyright © 1929 by Weird Tales. Reprinted by permission of Weird Tales Ltd.

  “After Nightfall” by David A. Riley. Originally published in Weird Window, 1970. Copyright © 1970 by David A. Riley. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Dead Men Working in the Cane Fields” by W. B. Seabrook. Originally published in The Magic Island (New York, Harcourt, Brace & World, 1929). Reprinted by permission of William Seabrook and the Watkins/Loomis Agency.

  “Vengeance of the Living Dead” by Ralston Shields. Originally published in Terror Tales magazine, September 1940. Copyright © 1940 by Popular Publications, Inc., copyright renewed 1968 and assigned to Argosy Communications, Inc. All rights reserved. Reprinted by arrangement with Argosy Communications, Inc.

  “Later” by Michael Marshall Smith. Originally published in The Mammoth Book of Zombies, edited by Stephen Jones (London, Robinson Publishing, 1993). Reprinted by permission of the author and the author’s agent, Ralph M. Vicinanza.

  “It” by Theodore Sturgeon. Originally published in Unknown, August 1940. Reprinted by permission of the Estate of Theodore Sturgeon care of Ralph M. Vicinanza Ltd.

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  “Marbh Bheo” by Peter Tremayne. Originally published in The Mammoth Book of Zombies, edited by Stephen Jones (London, Robinson Publishing, 1993). Copyright © 1993 by Peter Tremayne. Reprinted by permission of the author and Brandt & Hochman Literary Agents on behalf of the author.

  “April Flowers, November Harvest” by Mary A. Turzillo. Originally published in Midnight Zoo, May 1993. Copyright © 1993 by Mary A. Turzillo. Reprinted by permission of the author.

  “Treading the Maze” by Lisa Tuttle. Originally published in
The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, November 1981. Copyright © 1981 by Lisa Tuttle. Reprinted by permission of the author.

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  “Come One, Come All” by Gahan Wilson. Originally published in Book of the Dead 2: Still Dead, edited by John Skipp and Craig Spector (New York, Bantam, 1992). Copyright © 1992 by Gahan Wilson. Reprinted by permission of the author.

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  ENDNOTE

  1. Machila—a stretcher slung on a pole—the standard means of transport in the “bush.”

  Table of Contents

  Otto Penzler: INTRODUCTION

  W. B. Seabrook: DEAD MEN WORKING IN THE CANE FIELDS

  David A. Riley: AFTER NIGHTFALL

  Hugh B. Cave: MISSION TO MARGAL

  Chet Williamson: THE CAIRNWELL HORROR

  Arthur Leo Zagat: CRAWLING MADNESS

  Lisa Tuttle: TREADING THE MAZE

 

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