The Twelve Dates of Christmas
How NOT to Spend
Your Senior Year
BY JENNIFER ECHOLS
Royally Jacked
BY NIKI BURNHAM
Ripped at the Seams
BY NANCY KRULIK
Spin Control
BY NIKI BURNHAM
Cupidity
BY CAROLINE GOODE
South Beach Sizzle
BY SUZANNE WEYN AND
DIANA GONZALEZ
She’s Got the Beat
BY NANCY KRULIK
30 Guys in 30 Days
BY MICOL OSTOW
Animal Attraction
BY JAMIE PONTI
A Novel Idea
BY AIMEE FRIEDMAN
Scary Beautiful
BY NIKI BURNHAM
Getting to Third Date
BY KELLY MCCLYMER
Dancing Queen
BY ERIN DOWNING
Major Crush
BY CAMERON DOKEY
Do-Over
BY NIKI BURNHAM
Love Undercover
BY JO EDWARDS
Prom Crashers
BY ERIN DOWNING
Gettin’ Lucky
BY MICOL OSTOW
The Boys Next Door
BY JENNIFER ECHOLS
In the Stars
BY STACIA DEUTSCH AND
RHODY COHON
Crush du Jour
BY MICOL OSTOW
The Secret Life
of a Teenage Siren
BY WENDY TOLIVER
Love, Hollywood Style
BY P.J. RUDITIS
Something Borrowed
BY CATHERINE HAPKA
Party Games
BY WHITNEY LYLES
Puppy Love
BY NANCY KRULIK
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Content
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
About the Author
The Twelve Dates of Christmas
It had seemed like the perfect plan—get my boyfriend to fall for another girl, and I’d be free. No muss, no fuss, no guilt or bad feelings.
I’d approached it logically, like the scientific person I am. I’d identified the problem. I’d come up with a hypothesis. I’d set up an experiment.
And now the results were sitting across the warm, garlic-scented, holiday-bedecked room from me. Or, rather, getting up and walking out of said room, namely Manfredi’s, my hometown’s fanciest restaurant.
Cam glanced over toward me as he was helping his new girlfriend, Jaylene, with her coat. He smiled and waved. I returned the smile weakly and wriggled my fingers in return.
“What are you looking at, Lexi?” My date, Andrew Cole, stopped talking about himself just long enough to notice I wasn’t hanging on his every word. He looked over at the door just in time to see the happy couple depart. “Oh.” He shrugged, then shoveled in a mouthful of lasagna before returning to his favorite topic. “So anyway, like I was saying, the admissions guy from Northwestern told me that if I applied, he was positive I’d get in, and . . .”
I picked up my fork and poked at my pasta. But my stomach recoiled at the thought of actually eating it. I’d lost my appetite the second I’d walked into the restaurant and spotted Cam and Jaylene together.
Andrew had, in his efficient, over-achiever way, procured us a great table by the front window. It was tinted with fake frost and draped with garlands of holly and ivy, but that wasn’t enough to block my view of Cam and Jaylene as they emerged onto the sidewalk outside. I watched them out of the corner of my eye, not wanting to see any more but unable to resist. Call it scientific curiosity.
It was early December and the temperature out there was normal for late evening in our part of Wisconsin—in other words, frigid. A few snowflakes drifted lazily down, lending the perfect touch to the scene. Seeing that we were in Claus Lake, that scene could be summed up in one word: Christmassy. The whole town was crazy for Christmas. Red and green lights twinkled up and down the poles of the streetlights, across the facades of all the shops on Elf Street, and even on the parking meters and stop signs. Holly and mistletoe were everywhere.
Jaylene huddled in her baby blue, fake-fur-trimmed, not-really-warm-enough-for-Wisconsin jacket, laughing at something Cam had just said. Then she let out an elaborate shiver and cocked her little blond hatless head up to say something to Cam, who was almost a foot taller than her. I couldn’t hear them through the window, but I imagined her saying something like, We-all don’ have this heah wh-aht stuff fallin’ outta the skah awl the tah-yam back home in Jaw-ja.
Okay, so maybe her Southern accent isn’t quite that bad. But it’s close.
Anyway, whatever she said made Cam laugh. Now, a lot of people can laugh wickedly or sarcastically or wearily or even just politely. But not Cam. His whole face always lit up with pure joy whenever he smiled or laughed, like a little boy’s on—well, okay, Christmas.
So he laughed, and then he put his arm around her. She snuggled up against him with another shiver, wrapping both her white-mittened hands around his waist.
She smiled up at him. He smiled down at her. A second later she was standing on tiptoes, and he was bending down toward her.
Their kiss sent an electric shock through me. A spontaneous kiss on a snowy evening, not knowing or caring who might see—since when had Cam become such a romantic?
And more important, since when did I care? After all, this was all totally my idea, my plan, my fault.
But maybe I need to backtrack a little. Begin at the beginning. See, it all really started a few months ago at the big last-day-of-freedom party at the lake the night before my first day of senior year. . . .
“Hold still.”
I froze on command. A second later my best friend, Allie Lin, smacked me soundly on the forehead. “Ow!” I yelped.
“Mosquito,” she explained succinctly.
I rubbed the spot. “Oh. Thanks.”
She slapped herself on the arm, then shifte
d positions on the big old scratchy pine log where we were sitting. Her gaze drifted to a group of beefy-looking guys in Bermuda shorts over near the bonfire. They were pounding beers and talking football. Their loud, excited voices blended with the hip-hop music pouring out of the speakers of the battered old Chevy sedan parked on the rocky lakeside beach. The dark, still water of Lake Claus lapped gently against the car’s front tires.
“I can’t believe school starts tomorrow and I still don’t have a boyfriend.” Allie glanced from the football guys over to a couple making out furiously on the next log. “If I don’t have a guy of my own before the Ball, I swear I’m going to give it up and become a nun.”
In Claus Lake, there was only one thing people meant when they said “the Ball.” That was the town’s big Christmas Eve Costume Ball, held every year at the fireman’s hall. It was a fund-raiser for some local charities, but more important, it was the social event of the season. The Christmas season, that is. And in Claus Lake, the Christmas season was the only season that counted. It lasted for a good four months, and people talked about it all year long.
“You can’t become a nun,” I reminded Allie. “You’re not Catholic.”
“Thanks, Logic Girl.” She made a face at me. “My point is, I really, really, really don’t want to go to the Ball stag this year.”
I didn’t see the big deal. The Ball wasn’t a big date-night thing like homecoming or the prom. Lots of people went as couples, but plenty more went on their own or with their whole families or a bunch of friends or whatever. It wasn’t important who you went with; it was just important that you went.
But I knew Allie didn’t want to hear it. For the past three years, she’d gone to the Ball with me; my boyfriend, Cameron Kehoe; and my cousin Nicholas. However, last year Nick’s girlfriend, Rachel, had been part of the gang too, suddenly making it feel much less like a group thing and more like a double date plus one. I guess Allie hadn’t liked the feeling, because she seemed determined not to let it happen again this year.
“Senior year,” she mused. “It hardly seems possible, does it? It seems like two seconds ago that we were all scared, stupid freshmen.”
“What hardly seems possible is that I’ll ever get everything done this fall.” I stretched out my long legs, accidentally kicking over an abandoned beer bottle with one flip-flopped foot. “I need to finish up my college applications, sign up for the SATs, interview for the Simpson Scholarship—”
“It’s not like you have to worry about that last part,” Allie interrupted, slapping another mosquito on her neck. “You have the Simpson Scholarship in the bag.”
“Don’t be so sure. Andrew Cole could weasel in there and get it instead of me, especially if I screw up the interview.”
I frowned slightly at the thought. Every year, the Simpson Scholarship went to Claus Lake High School’s most accomplished senior. Just having the highest GPA—which I did—was no guarantee. The committee was headed by Mrs. Alice Simpson, the town’s wealthiest citizen, as well as one of its oldest at ninety-three and counting. Grades and academic achievements were very important, but so were extracurriculars, charity work, and who knew what else. Then there was the personal interview. That could make or break you with the committee—especially Mrs. Simpson.
Andrew had had the second-highest GPA in our class for the past three years running. He was also kind of charming in a geeky-nerdy, Clark Kent-y, sucking-up-to-adults kind of way. If he ended up winning that scholarship, I would probably have to reconsider my choice of colleges. And that would definitely be a total disaster.
See, I had my whole life pretty much planned out. My one-year plan was to win the Simpson Scholarship and get into a top East Coast university. Five-year plan: Earn a degree in biology and acceptance to the med school of my choice. Ten-plus-year plan: Begin fabulous career in medical research, complete with exciting big-city lifestyle.
I could hardly wait. But for now here I was, sitting with my best friend, listening to a good song, on a nice—albeit rather buggy and muggy—early September night. Not such a bad place to be, really. At least for the moment.
Reaching back over my head, I grabbed two fistfuls of my thick, springy auburn hair, lifting it up off the nape of my neck to take advantage of the slight breeze coming in off the lake. Even though the sun had set, it was hot and sticky. Sitting so close to the fire wasn’t helping matters. If I hadn’t known it was biologically impossible, I might have suspected I could melt into a puddle at any moment.
If the heat was affecting Allie the same way, she wasn’t showing it. Her glossy dark chin-length hair was pulled back into a tiny ponytail at the back of her head, and her heart-shaped face was sweat free. As a new song came on the car radio she started bouncing and wriggling on the log, tapping her toes and shaking her slim shoulders in time to the music.
“Sit still, will you?” I complained. “You’re making me sweat just watching you.”
“Can’t,” she said, a little breathless from all the seat dancing. “Halfway There Theory, remember?”
That’s another thing about Allie. She was always coming up with all these psychological theories, mostly about love and romance. She planned to write self-help books someday—you know, the kind with titles like Visualize Your Way to a Hot, Happening Love Life or It’s Not You, It’s Him. It was pretty much her life goal to get on Oprah with one of her bestselling tomes.
And now that she mentioned it, I did remember this particular theory. It was one of her favorites, one she’d trotted out on numerous occasions. It posited that if a girl wriggled and toe-tapped as if she were dancing right there in her seat, a guy would be more likely to come over and ask her to dance.
“Oh, right,” I joked. “The Crazy Legs Theory. How could I forget? Isn’t that the one we disproved at the prom? And then at Mary Zimmer’s party? And then again at your aunt’s wedding last month?”
“It only has to work once.” Allie smiled serenely as she boogied down on the log.
I grinned. I was always amused by Allie’s endless parade of new theories. That didn’t mean I actually believed most of them—I was too much of a hard-science girl for that sort of thing—but luckily Allie was a good sport and didn’t seem to mind that I often couldn’t resist applying the scientific method to her so-called data.
The bonfire was dying down by now, and the crowd was starting to thin out. The football guys wandered down to the water’s edge to throw rocks or something. Meanwhile couples had been slipping off into the darkness together for a while. Last chance for some carefree romance before the daily grind started up again.
That reminded me: I hadn’t seen Cam in quite some time. However, it only took a quick glance around to locate him. He was over on the far side of the fire, picking up empty cans and bottles and tossing them into the public recycling bin near the fire pit.
Yeah. Way romantic. Then again, that was kind of the way things had been going with us lately.
I guess Allie heard my sigh and followed my gaze toward Cam. “What’s wrong?” she demanded. “You’re not still worried that you and Cam are losing your spark, are you?”
“Maybe a little,” I admitted.
It was true. The closer we got to senior year, the more I thought about what came next—after high school. And the more I looked forward to my carefully planned out, totally fabu future, the more I realized there was one thing I hadn’t taken into account while making those plans. Namely, my almost-four-year relationship with Cam.
Don’t get me wrong. Cam was a great guy. Everybody said so, from Allie and Nick to my parents to the little old ladies whose groceries Cam helped bring in every weekend. Yeah, he was that nice.
And maybe that was part of the problem. I wasn’t one to psychoanalyze myself or anything, but I couldn’t help wondering if there was something missing between me and Cam. I guess those thoughts might have started when Nick got together with Rachel. From the beginning the two of them couldn’t keep their hands off each other. They wer
e always hugging or kissing or just walking along all intertwined. Once I noticed that, I started noticing that a lot of other couples were the same way. Touchy-feely. Staring into each other’s eyes. That sort of thing.
Cam and I weren’t like that. I wasn’t sure we’d ever been like that. Did that mean we were missing something? Or had our relationship run its course? Had we grown apart without really noticing? Were we just stuck now in a state of stasis? My scientific mind was pretty sure it had a strong hypothesis about that, and it was getting harder to ignore the evidence.
Allie was staring at me. She’d even forgotten to keep up her seat dancing.
“You realize you’re nuts, right?” she said. “Cam is such an amazing guy. One of a kind. And you two are perfect together.” She shook her head so vigorously that a strand of hair came loose from her tiny ponytail. “All this crazy talk about breaking up is probably just fear of success or something.” Her eyes lit up. “Hey, I like that! I could call it the Scared to Splitsville Theory.”
I rolled my eyes. “Please,” I said. “Since when do I have a fear of success? I love success. I embrace it. I seek it out and coddle it and call it pet names.”
“I’m not talking about school and stuff.” The song on the car radio changed, and Allie suddenly seemed to remember her dancing. She started bouncing in time to the beat again while she talked. “Everybody has some kind of fear of success. Maybe yours has to do with love. Like, you didn’t choose Cam through some scientific theorem, so you’re not convinced that your relationship should work as well as it does, and now you’re trying to sabotage it to prove yourself right. Ooh!” She looked even more excited; she always gets that way when she thinks she’s figured someone out. Usually me. “That totally makes sense. You’re used to always being right—you know, with the good grades and stuff—and so this has been eating you up inside and made you want to be wrong this time.”
Before I could point out all the flaws in that reasoning, Bruce Janssen came loping over to us. Bruce was one of Cam’s best guy friends, though I wasn’t sure why, since he was pretty much Cam’s opposite in every way. He was the type of guy who thinks other people are truly impressed that he can fart the first two bars of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” He was probably planning to put that on his college applications.
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