The door opened.
There, silhouetted against the light of the moon, was a small pale spindly-looking person with a large head. A wizened child? It peered into the wagon, uncertainty in its big rabbitlike eyes. There was a roll of something – another carpet? – under its arm.
“Hah!” The man lunged, caught the other by the wrist, hauling him in across the wagon’s threshold. Promptly the other began to scream, and he screamed like a rabbit too, shrill and unhuman. He did not struggle, though; in fact, the man had the unsettling feeling he’d grabbed a ventriloquist’s dummy, limp and insubstantial within its mildewed clothes.
“Shut your mouth!” the man said, in the most terrifying voice he could muster. “I want two things!”
But his captive appeared to have fainted. As the man registered this, he also became aware that a woman was standing outside the wagon, seeming to have materialized from nowhere, and she was staring at him.
“Don’t kill him,” she said, in a flat quiet voice.
“Uh – I want two things!” the man repeated, holding the saber to his captive’s throat. “Or I’ll kill him, you understand?”
“Yes,” said the woman. “What do you want?”
The man blinked, licked his lips. Something about the woman’s matter-of-fact voice disturbed him.
“I want food, and a suit of clothes!”
The woman’s gaze did not shift. She was tall, and dark as a shadow, even standing in the full light of the moon, and simply dressed in black.
“I’ll give you food,” she replied. “But I haven’t any clothing that would fit you.”
“Then you’d better get me some, hadn’t you?” said the man. He made jabbing motions with the saber. “Or I’ll kill your little . . . your little . . .” He tried to imagine what possible relationship the creature under his arm might have with the woman. Husband? Child?
“Slave,” said the woman. “I can buy you a suit in the next village, but you’ll have to wait until morning. Don’t kill my slave, or I’ll make you sorry you were ever born.”
“Oh, you will, will you?” said the man, waving the saber again. “Do you think I believe in Gypsy spells? You’re not dealing with a village simpleton, here!”
“No,” said the woman, in the same quiet voice. “But I know the police are hunting you. Cut Emil’s throat, and you’ll see how quickly I can make them appear.”
The man realized it might be a good idea to change strategies. He put his head on one side, grinning at her in what he hoped was a charmingly roguish way.
“Now, now, no need for things to get nasty,” he said. “After all, we’re in the same trade, aren’t we? I had a good look around in here.” He indicated the interior of the wagon with a jerk of his head. “Nice racket you’ve got, fencing the big stuff. You don’t want me to tell the police about it, while I’m being led away, do you?”
“No,” said the woman.
“No, of course not. Let’s be friends!” The man edged forward, dragging his captive – Emil, had she called him? – along. “Barbu Golescu, at your service. And you’d be Madam . . .?”
“Amaunet,” she said.
“Charmed,” said Golescu. “Sure your husband hasn’t a spare pair of trousers he can loan me, Madam Amaunet?”
“I have no husband,” she replied.
“Astonishing!” Golescu said, smirking. “Well then, dear madam, what about loaning a blanket until we can find me a suit? I’d hate to offend your modesty.”
“I’ll get one,” she said, and walked away.
He stared after her, momentarily disconcerted, and then put down the saber and flexed his hand. Emil remained motionless under his other arm.
“Don’t you get any ideas, little turnip-head,” muttered Golescu. “Hey! Don’t get any ideas, I said. Are you deaf, eh?”
He hauled Emil up by his collar and looked at him critically. Emil whimpered and turned his face away. It was a weak face. His head had been shaved at one time, and the hair grown back in scanty and irregular clumps.
“Maybe you are deaf,” conceded Golescu. “But your black mummy loves you, eh? What a useful thing for me.” He groped about and found a piece of cord that had bound one of the carpets. “Hold still or I’ll wring your wry neck, understand?”
“You smell bad,” said Emil, in a tiny voice.
“Bah! You stink like carpet mold, yourself,” said Golescu, looping the cord about Emil’s wrist. He looped the other end about his own wrist and pulled it snug. “There, so you can’t go running away. We’re going to be friends, you see? You’ll get used to me soon enough.”
He ventured out on the hitch and dropped to the ground. His legs were unsteady and he attempted to lean on Emil’s shoulder, but the little man collapsed under him like so much cardboard.
“She doesn’t use you for cutting wood or drawing water much, does she?” muttered Golescu, hitching at his drawers. Amaunet came around the side of the wagon and handed him the blanket, without comment.
“He’s a flimsy one, your slave,” Golescu told her. “What you need is a man to help with the business, if you’ll pardon my saying so.” He wrapped his vast nakedness in the blanket and grinned at her.
Amaunet turned and walked away from him.
“There’s bread and tomatoes by the fire,” she said, over her shoulder.
Clutching the blanket around him with one hand and dragging Emil with the other, Golescu made his way to the fire. Amaunet was sitting perfectly still, watching the flames dance, and only glanced up at them as they approached.
“That’s better,” said Golescu, settling himself down and reaching for the loaf of bread. He tore off a hunk, sopped it in the saucepan of stewed tomatoes and ate ravenously. Emil, still bound to his wrist and pulled back and forth when he moved, had gone as limp and unresponsive as a straw figure.
“So,” said Golescu, through a full mouth, “No husband. Are you sure you don’t need help? I’m not talking of bedroom matters, madame, you understand; perish the thought. I’m talking about security. So many thieves and murderers in this wicked old world! Now, by an astounding coincidence, I need a way to get as far as I can from the Danube, and you are headed north. Let’s be partners for the time being, what do you say?”
Amaunet’s lip curled. Contempt? But it might have been a smile.
“Since you mention it,” she said, “Emil’s no good at speaking to people. I don’t care to deal with them, much, myself. The police said you were with a circus; do you know how to get exhibition permits from petty clerks?”
“Of course I do,” said Golescu, with a dismissive gesture. “The term you’re looking for is advance man. Rely on me.”
“Good.” Amaunet turned her gaze back to the fire. “I can’t pay you, but I’ll lie for you. You’ll have room and board.”
“And a suit of clothes,” he reminded her.
She shrugged, in an affirmative kind of way.
“It’s settled, then,” said Golescu, leaning back. “What business are we in? Officially, I mean?”
“I tell people their futures,” said Amaunet.
“Ah! But you don’t look like a Gypsy.”
“I’m not a Gypsy,” she said, perhaps a little wearily. “I’m from Egypt.”
“Just so,” he said, laying his finger beside his nose. “The mystic wisdom of the mysterious East, eh? Handed down to you from the ancient pharaohs. Very good, madame, that’s the way to impress the peasants.”
“You know a lot of big words, for a clown,” said Amaunet. Golescu winced, and discreetly lifted a corner of the blanket to scrub at his greasepaint.
“I am obviously not a real clown, madame,” he protested. “I am a victim of circumstances, calumny, and political intrigue. If I could tell you my full story, you’d weep for me.”
She grinned, a brief white grin so startling in her dark still face that he nearly screamed.
“I doubt it,” was all she said.
He kept Emil bound to him that night, reasoni
ng that he couldn’t completely trust Amaunet until he had a pair of trousers. Golescu made himself comfortable on the hard floor of the wagon by using the little man as a sort of bolster, and though Emil made plaintive noises now and then and did in fact smell quite a lot like moldy carpet, it was nothing that couldn’t be ignored by a determined sleeper.
Only once Golescu woke in the darkness. Someone was singing, out there in the night; a woman was singing, full-throated under the white moon. There was such throbbing melancholy in her voice Golescu felt tears stinging his eyes; yet there was an indefinable menace too, in the harsh and unknown syllables of her lament. It might have been a lioness out there, on the prowl. He thought briefly of opening the door to see if she wanted comforting, but the idea sent inexplicable chills down his spine. He snorted, rolled on his back, and slept again.
Golescu woke when the wagons lurched back into motion, and stared around through the dissipating fog of vaguely lewd dreams. Sunlight was streaming in through cracks in the plank walls. Though his dreams receded, certain sensations remained. He sat upright with a grunt of outrage and looked over his own shoulder at Emil, who had plastered himself against Golescu’s backside.
“Hey!” Golescu hauled Emil out. “What are you, a filthy sodomite? You think because I wear silk, I’m some kind of Turkish fancy boy?”
Emil whimpered and hid his face in his hands. “The sun,” he whispered.
“Yes, it’s daylight! You’re scared of the sun?” demanded Golescu.
“Sun hurts,” said Emil.
“Don’t be stupid, it can’t hurt you,” said Golescu. “See?” He thrust Emil’s hand into the nearest wavering stripe of sunlight. Emil made rabbity noises again, turning his face away and squeezing his eyes shut, as though he expected his hand to blister and smoke.
“See?” Golescu repeated. But Emil refused to open his eyes, and Golescu released his hand in disgust. Taking up the saber, he sliced through the cord that bound them. Emil promptly curled into himself like an angleworm and lay still, covering his eyes once more. Golescu considered him, setting aside the saber and rubbing his own wrist.
“If you’re a vampyr, you’re the most pathetic one I’ve ever heard of,” he said. “What’s she keep you around for, eh?”
Emil did not reply.
Some time after midday, the wagons stopped; about an hour later, the door opened and Amaunet stood there with a bundle of clothing.
“Here,” she said, thrusting it at Golescu. Her dead stare fell on Emil, who cringed and shrank even further into himself from the flood of daylight. She removed one of her shawls and threw it over him, covering him completely. Golescu, pulling on the trousers, watched her in amusement.
“I was just wondering, madame, whether I should maybe get myself a crucifix to wear around our little friend, here,” he said. “Or some bulbs of garlic?”
“He likes the dark,” she replied. “You owe me three piastres for that suit.”
“It’s not what I’m accustomed to, you know,” he said, shrugging into the shirt. “Coarse-woven stuff. Where are we?”
“Twenty kilometers farther north than we were yesterday,” she replied.
Not nearly far enough, Golescu considered uneasily. Amaunet had turned her back on him while he dressed. He found himself studying her body as he buttoned himself up. With her grim face turned away, it was possible to concede that the rest of her was lovely. Only in the very young could bodily mass defy gravity in such a pert and springy-looking manner. How old was she?
When he had finished pulling on his boots, he stood straight, twirled the ends of his moustaches and sucked in his gut. He drew one of the gold rings from his former bosom.
“Here. Accept this, my flower of the Nile,” said Golescu, taking Amaunet’s hand and slipping the ring on her finger. She pulled her hand away at once and turned so swiftly the air seemed to blur. For a moment there was fire in her eyes, and if it was more loathing than passion, still, he had gotten a reaction out of her.
“Don’t touch me,” she said.
“I’m merely paying my debt!” Golescu protested, pleased with himself. “Charming lady, that ring’s worth far more than what you paid for the suit.”
“It stinks,” she said in disgust, snatching the ring off.
“Gold can afford to smell bad,” he replied. His spirits were rising like a balloon.
Uninvited, he climbed up on the driver’s seat beside her and the wagons rolled on, following a narrow river road through its winding gorge.
“You won’t regret your kindness to me, dear madam,” said Golescu. “A pillar of strength and a fountain of good advice, that’s me. I won’t ask about your other business in the wagon back there, as Discretion is my middle name, but tell me: what’s your fortunetelling racket like? Do you earn as much as you could wish?”
“I cover my operating expenses,” Amaunet replied.
“Pft!” Golescu waved his hand. “Then you’re clearly not making what you deserve to make. What do you do? Cards? Crystal ball? Love potions?”
“I read palms,” said Amaunet.
“Not much overhead in palm reading,” said Golescu, “But on the other hand, not much to impress the customers either. Unless you paint them scintillating word-pictures of scarlet and crimson tomorrows, or warn them of terrifying calamity only you can help them avoid, yes? And, you’ll excuse me, but you seem to be a woman of few words. Where’s your glitter? Where’s your flash?”
“I tell them the truth,” said Amaunet.
“Ha! The old, ‘I-am-under-an-ancient-curse-and-can-only-speak-the-truth’ line? No, no, dear madam, that’s been done to death. I propose a whole new approach!” said Golescu.
Amaunet just gave him a sidelong look, unreadable as a snake.
“Such as?”
“Such as I would need to observe your customary clientele before I could elaborate on,” said Golescu.
“I see,” she said.
“Though Mother Aegypt is a good name for your act,” Golescu conceded. “Has a certain majesty. But it implies warmth. You might work on that. Where’s your warmth, eh?”
“I haven’t got any,” said Amaunet. “And you’re annoying me, now.”
“Then, taceo, dear madame. That’s Latin for ‘I shall be quiet,’ you know.”
She curled her lip again.
Silent, he attempted to study her face, as they jolted along. She must be a young woman; her skin was smooth, there wasn’t a trace of gray in her hair or a whisker on her lip. One could say of any ugly woman, Her nose is hooked, or Her lips are thin, or Her eyes are too close together. None of this could be said of Amaunet. It was indeed impossible to say anything much; for when Golescu looked closely at her he saw only shadow, and a certain sense of discord.
They came, by night, to a dismal little town whose slumped and rounded houses huddled with backs to the river, facing the dark forest. After threading a maze of crooked streets, they found the temporary camp for market fair vendors: two bare acres of open ground that had been a cattle pen most recently. It was still redolent of manure. Here other wagons were drawn up, and fires burned in iron baskets. The people who made their livings offering rides on painted ponies or challenging all comers to games of skill stood about the fires, drinking from bottles, exchanging news in weary voices.
Yet when Amaunet’s wagons rolled by they looked up only briefly, and swiftly looked away. Some few made gestures to ward off evil.
“You’ve got quite a reputation, eh?” observed Golescu. Amaunet did not reply. She seemed to have barely noticed.
Golescu spent another chilly night on the floor in the rear wagon – alone this time, for Emil slept in a cupboard under Amaunet’s narrow bunk when he was not being held hostage, and Amaunet steadfastly ignored all Golescu’s hints and pleasantries about the value of shared body warmth. As a consequence, he was stiff and out of sorts by the time he emerged next morning.
Overnight, the fair had assumed half-existence. A blind man, muscled like a
giant, cranked steadily at the carousel, and thin pale children rode round and round. A man with a barrel-organ cranked steadily too, and his little monkey sat on his shoulder and watched the children with a diffident eye. But many of the tents were still flat, in a welter of ropes and poles. A long line of bored vendors stood attendance before a town clerk, who had set up his permit office under a black parasol.
Golescu was staring at all this when Amaunet, who had come up behind him, silent as a shadow, said:
“Here’s your chance to be useful. Get in line for me.”
“Holy Saints!” Golescu whirled around. “Do you want to frighten me into heart failure? Give a man some warning.”
She gave him a leather envelope and a small purse instead. “Here are my papers. Pay the bureaucrat and get my permit. You won’t eat tonight, otherwise.”
“You wouldn’t order me around like this if you knew my true identity,” Golescu grumbled, but he got into line obediently.
The town clerk was reasonably honest, so the line took no more than an hour to wind its way through. At last the man ahead of Golescu got his permit to sell little red-blue-and-yellow paper flags, and Golescu stepped up to the table.
“Papers,” said the clerk, yawning.
“Behold.” Golescu opened them with a flourish. The clerk squinted at them.
“Amaunet Kematef,” he recited. “Doing business as ‘Mother Aegypt.’ “A Russian? And this says you’re a woman.”
“They’re not my papers, they’re – they’re my wife’s papers,” said Golescu, summoning an outraged expression. “And she isn’t Russian, my friend, she is a hot-blooded Egyptian, a former harem dancer if you must know, before an unfortunate accident that marred her exotic beauty. I found her starving in the gutters of Cairo, and succored her out of Christian charity. Shortly, however, I discovered her remarkable talent for predicting the future based on an ancient system of – ”
“A fortune-teller? Two marks,” said the clerk. Golescu paid, and as the clerk wrote out the permit he went on:
“The truth of the matter is that she was the only daughter of a Coptic nobleman, kidnapped at an early age by ferocious – ”
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